When I met her for the first time, I knew that this was definitely not an ordinary encounter, and that she would always be in my heart until one day we were separated, and it was a real separation, not just invisible to each other in the traditional sense.

——Zhang Qing, in the third grade of primary school.

I don't know why, Zhang Qing thought of his messy work many years ago, and on this essay, he talked about the ignorance of a boy who was still far away from adolescence.

As a result, the teacher called Zhang Qing's parents to the school, and what was waiting for him when he returned home was a meal of fried meat with a broom.

The smell is very choking.

At that time, Xiao Zhang Qing, who was beaten with tears on his face, still pleaded unyieldingly, how can you suppress a child's spiritual growth so much, I am just driven by curiosity to explore some unknown areas.

The next thing that awaits him is the big ear scraper.

If you don't say that our parents are awesome, they can see at a glance that their son is not fundamentally different from those bewitching people outside who want to touch the mysterious knowledge field between men and women too early.

These are all dark memories that have passed, but it is precisely because of this essay that Zhang Qing opened his own path of literary creation, and he became a ......

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Alas?

How did you come up with this?

Zhang Qing's head hurt a little, his memory was a little vague, and these very distant things came out involuntarily, which surprised him very much.

Wait a minute.

I was opening Didi before, and then I happened to meet the heroine of my article, the same table in elementary school.

What happened after that?

By the way, let's have a BMW!

BMW understands that although it is second-hand, there is a good saying.

I'd rather cry in a BMW than laugh in the back of a bike.

Using BMW to drive Didi, there is actually a mathematical model in it.

That is to say, a second-hand BMW is more than 100,000 yuan, and girls generally don't know what model, Didi will make money, and if you are lucky, you can save money on big health care.

This is all Zhang Qing heard, he is a liberal arts student, and he does not know much about this kind of advanced and complex mathematical model, so far he has not had the opportunity to save any big health care costs...... We don't know what great health care is, I really don't understand.

But this time, there was a chance.

Zhang Qing remembered that the lesbian table was entangled for a long time and said such a sentence

"Can we go back?".

Where are you going?

Add twenty or roll the sheets, this is still a choice?

Next......

Well?

Peppa Pig?

Zhang Qing's brain was in chaos, how could the idea of rolling the sheets appear Peppa Pig again, this is related to the bird's egg between the table in elementary school.

I really want to solve this mystery, but I don't know where to start, and Zhang Qing feels as if he has slept well, and he is sleeping very hard, and his eyelids are very heavy.

This...... Classroom?

Trying to open his eyes, Zhang Qing immediately realized that something was wrong, he was sitting in a classroom.

The classroom is a place to teach and educate people, it's not a big deal, but I obviously don't remember, and Zhang Qing didn't go to the podium, so he is likely to be a student, so...

Zhang Qing shook violently, I have crossed over!

Holy.

Although these two words are relatively vulgar, they concisely express Zhang Qing's mood at this time, and at the same time, he also exonerates himself, anyone who can be calm in the face of this situation, then he is definitely not a normal person. At the same time, Zhang Qing praised his performance, because he tried his best to keep his foul voice down and did not attract the attention of others, you know, this is really difficult.

Zhang Qing calmed down a little, and first made a secret observation.

The classroom is very ordinary, there are four rows of tables and chairs, all of them are single tables, there can be a total of 30 people, more men and fewer women, Zhang Qing sat in the last row, all he saw was the back, and the teacher's.

The female teacher, who is writing on the blackboard at this time, can see that she is in quite good shape, slender and slender, the key is that the movements are very coordinated, even if it is a simple chalk word, it also gives people a sense of beauty.

Zhang Qing stared at the back of the female teacher, not because he was sexual, but because he thought of something, from this teacher's point of view, she should have undergone a certain amount of training and had a good management of her body.

So, if a teacher is like this, what does she teach, and what kind of school is this school?

Zhang Qing looked at the words on the blackboard again, an introduction to art, this is a Chinese character, so it should not be a foreign country.

Combined with the clothes of the classmates, they are all more casual, and there is no weird atmosphere in another world, and then take a general look at their height and weight.

Zhang Qing probably made an inference that this was probably an art university.

This awareness is very important, but wait a minute, it's better to care about your specific situation.

We should wear souls, definitely not bodies, if you wear them, see the three elements of Arno in "The Terminator".

First, the light is not stingy.

Second, the click of the current surrounding.

Third, how much movement there is, for fear that others will not know, of course, this actually makes sense, attract others to give a set of equipment.

Zhang Qing completely does not conform to the three elements of wearing that he has defined, so he must be wearing the soul.

This is what happened, my soul occupied this body for some reason, and now I don't have any information about the original body owner in my head, what is this world like, what should I Zhang Qingke do?

Pretending to have amnesia?

Difficult.

Zhang Qingren didn't fall in class, but also stumbled, there was no reason at all.

Wait a minute!

What is the greatest danger of soul piercing?

What if you dress as a woman?

Mack, inexperienced, forgot about this most important question.

So...

Touch, self-touch?

inexplicably blushed, and "Your Name" appeared inexplicably in my head. Zhang Qing suddenly felt so innocent, and it took so long to think of self-touching, instead of being like the male protagonist in this animation, who woke up and didn't say a word.

Makoto Shinkai, you are an old driver.

Zhang Qing immediately divided his left and right hands up and down the road, and went on the road...

Tragic retribution, a pair of A...... No, it's good news!

Then I touched my face, yes, it's quite handsome, at least I touched it, with sharp edges and corners, plus a tall nose and not a small eye, then our guys' looks should be no different.

In the second good news, Zhang Qing touched Xiao Zhang Qing.

We are a gentleman, especially this little Zhang Qing really has something extraordinary, Zhang Qing can't help but breathe a sigh of relief, now that he has confirmed, he is not bad, and the gender is not wrong, which is equivalent to jumping into P City accurately, and there is an M4 under his feet, which is very good.

Something seems wrong.

The front door is open, and the human cannon is about to be fired.

So just ...

Is this force jerking off in class?!

Can the last row do whatever you want?

Zhang Qing was stunned, could it be that his soul passed through, because this guy jerked off in class and killed him.

What kind of person is this Nima!

But at this moment, Zhang Qing's eyes swept to a fat man sitting next to him, his expression was quite obscene, this guy was signaling to himself.

Ma Dan, he was seen by this dead fat man, do you want to kill him?

No, this fat man seems to be a warning.

Click, click.

The heels slammed on the floor, making a crisp noise, which was slowly approaching.

Zhang Qing bowed his head, after all, in this state of little Zhang Qing, above the classroom, he really couldn't open and close, and from such a perspective, a pair of slender legs wrapped in black stockings caught Zhang Qing's eyes.

However, he didn't have time to judge how good-looking this beautiful leg was, and a clear and beautiful angry rebuke came from the 45-degree direction above his head, "Zhang Qing! What are you doing! Take out your hand!"

Zhang Qing?

Good news, the name hasn't changed.

The bad news is ...

At this time, Zhang Qing, he did jump into P City accurately, there was an M416 under his feet, but there was no bullet, and there was a hand-held frying pan in front of him. . . Female teacher, the pan has also become a whip.