Chapter 50 Wu Gongzi with wonderful roots
His Majesty the Emperor was sick in bed and lived in the East Warm Pavilion of the Qianqing Palace, and the opposite of the East Warm Pavilion was the West Warm Pavilion, where Wu Qingyuan and the eldest prince of Wu were recuperating. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
In the majestic rain, Wu Dagongzi gritted his teeth and "Yuan Hao", he was in a hurry, fainted, and dizzy was a whole month, the imperial doctor's acupuncture and moxibustion entered the body, and the decoction was in, Wu Dagongzi just didn't wake up, and often babbled and said some nonsense words in his dreams, sometimes high-pitched, sometimes short.
There was a bold imperial doctor who couldn't figure out where the root of Wu's illness was, his body was fine, his spirit was normal, his five organs were beating, and he was vigorous and powerful, but Wu Dagongzi just didn't wake up. Taking advantage of the season when there was no one to seek medical treatment, the imperial doctor helped up the eldest prince of Wu, and slapped the handsome face with two gentle strokes, wanting to treat the disease with pain and wake up the eldest prince of Wu.
This method really worked, and the eldest prince of Wu woke up in a daze, and glanced at the imperial doctor. The imperial doctor looked back at Wu Dagongzi's pink face with spring and peach blossom eyes, his heart trembled, and he was busy withdrawing a few steps, when he heard Wu Dagongzi's tone leisurely, like a little bull in estrus, muttering: "Yuan Hao~~~~~@#¥%......&*()", and then fainted.
The imperial doctor was stunned for a long time, and said to himself: "Wu Gongzi's roots and bones are wonderful, and he will become a great weapon in the future." ”
After Wu Zhongtang's daily small court meeting, he would always come to Xinuan Pavilion to visit, and he couldn't see any signs of Wu Dagongzi waking up for a long time, so he had to sigh and shake his head and go, before leaving, he saw that his grandson's quilt was not tucked well, and he leaned down and tucked the quilt with a kind face.
At this time, Wu Qingyuan, who was asleep, suddenly grabbed Wu Changhe's hand, and his face showed a stupid and stupid expression, and the laughter continued.
Lord Zhongtang was shocked in his heart, and hurriedly pulled out his hand, but he never thought that Wu Qingyuan grabbed it tighter, and kept rubbing Lord Zhongtang's hand on his chest, and kept saying in his mouth: "Yuan Hao, don't you go!"
"Bastard!" Wu Zhongtang scolded, putting one hand on Wu Qingyuan's brow, desperately not letting Wu Qingyuan succeed.
coincided with this scene when the queen mother rushed to meet, the old man was worthy of being the ancestor of the Great Wei State who had been through a hundred battles and was in danger, but he was surprised for a moment, and immediately recovered as before, and said to Yuqing beside him: "The weather is good today, it is very windy and sunny, it seems that the mourning family should move the flower pots in the Cining Palace out and bask in the sun." After speaking, he took hands, twisted around, took a step, and walked out of the Xinuan Pavilion, all in one go, as if he hadn't seen the scene just now.
Wu Zhongtang was furious, his love and patience for his grandson were broken by Wu Qingyuan's absurd dreams and out-of-character actions, he raised his hand, snapped twice, and eight points of force fell on Wu Qingyuan's cheeks, Wu Qingyuan couldn't help the pain, opened his eyes, there was a hot pain on his face, he glanced at his grandfather's hand pressed on his chest, hurriedly picked it away, and retreated back with a disgusted face: "Old man, what are you doing here?!"
"Hmph!" Wu Zhongtang shook his sleeves and left.
Wu Qingyuan touched his cheeks and said aggrievedly: "You beat me, I'm not angry, but you are angry, what kind of world!"
On that day, Wu Changhe left Xinuan Pavilion, uncharacteristically did not go out of the palace and returned home, but turned around and came to Cining Palace, and the Queen Mother had tea until noon, when leaving, Lord Zhongtang took advantage of the fact that there was no one around, and said with a solemn face: "Queen Mother, the marriage between Qingyuan and Yuqing cannot be delayed, and it must be broken when it is broken!" The Queen Mother's face was gloomy, and she did not say much, she personally selected a pot of begonia flowers for Lord Zhongtang, and ordered someone to send Lord Zhongtang away, and she herself sat in the empty Cining Palace and was stunned for a long time.
Wu Dagongzi woke up, and Li Yuanhao next door also woke up, neither of them could get out of bed, they could only send messages back and forth through the little palace maid and the little eunuch.
"Qingyuan, the millet porridge in the imperial dining room today is excellent, you drink one more bowl. ”
"Well, it's good, but I prefer preserved egg and lean porridge, which has meat in it, so I really want to eat meat!"
"Oh, I see, I'll let you eat meat at night. ”
"Your Majesty, I did eat meat in the evening. But you don't need to use the fat elbow soaked in lard, you can't eat it, it's too boring. ”
"Qingyuan, I can see a cloud like a marshmallow here, what about you?"
"I can see the clouds here, but they look like ...... A piece of?"
The little eunuch and the little palace maid who passed the word were almost tired of the two of them.
The two corresponded like this for ten days, and on the eleventh day, Li Yuanhao saw Yu Qing, a little eunuch with a broken arm, standing in front of him.
On that day, the court killed the Taiwan Domain, the little eunuch was out of everyone's expectations, and appeared with three iron arrows, especially the third arrow attracted the heavenly thunder, the little eunuch was too strong, the blood vessels in the arm exploded, and a ball of blood was exploded, and he fainted on the top of the Taihe Palace, and then was sent to the Tai Hospital, where the doctor treated the conclusion, the muscles and veins were broken, the blood vessels were burst, the muscles were atrophied, and one arm could not be saved, and it needed to be cut off from the arm. What's even more tricky is that the little eunuch has a special physique, and the hemp boiling powder in the Tai Hospital is ineffective, even if the amount is increased to the point that he can numb a cow, the little eunuch is still conscious and can see objects and distinguish words. The imperial doctor stretched out his index finger and middle finger and asked what time it was? Yu Qing glanced at it and replied: Victory. The imperial doctors glanced at each other, not only were they not unconscious, but their minds were quite lively. After everyone discussed, a group of people went up and held down Yu Qing to death, and another group of people got their hands on the "knife and axe", raised it above their heads, and chopped it down suddenly, with a click, chopped off Yu Qing's right arm, and the little eunuch gasped, and scolded hysterically for the first time in his life - I fuck you.
Looking at Yu Qing's empty sleeves, Li Yuanhao's eyes were slightly red, and when she saw the little eunuch's stupid smiling face, she was inexplicably angry in her heart: "Don't laugh!"
The little eunuch immediately shut up, stopped laughing, and stood aside, pretty, listening to His Majesty's orders.
"Yu Qing, you go and move a stool and sit down. ”
Yu Qing did so, habitually lying on his back and sitting a foot away from His Majesty the Emperor.
"Sit closer, I won't eat you again. ”
The little eunuch smiled and sat beside Li Yuanhao.
"Yu Qing, whether you are Governor Zhao or Chu Renfeng by my side. I don't care, you can rest assured, I am not unhappy, you can tell either of them in private, you will no longer be under their jurisdiction in the future, you have been promoted to the first Tianzi close minister of His Majesty the Emperor, and if I have a bite to eat in the future, you will be indispensable. Li Yuanhao knew that the little eunuch had always been interested in some majestic names.
"Your Majesty, the minions are not the people of Chief Zhao, nor are they the people of Lord Chu, and the minions are not sent by anyone. If you say who sent it, the slave only remembers that one night in a daze, as if he heard someone warning the slave in his ear, asking the slave to protect His Majesty. Afterwards, the slave thought it was a dream, but suddenly became as powerful as an ox, and the slave thought about it for a long time and couldn't do it. It is said that the Son of Heaven is protected by the gods, Your Majesty, you are the true Son of Heaven, it must be the gods of heaven who let the minions protect you, so they gave their dreams to the minions. The little eunuch thought about it and recalled, and then pursed his mouth: "Moreover, the slave was originally the first minister of the Son of Heaven." ”
It means that you don't have to seal it, I am.
Li Yuanhao smiled, the little eunuch was right, he was originally: "Then I will change your name!"
When she named the little eunuch, she said a set of "there is more than enough to celebrate every year", but in fact, she hid her dark selfishness and never mentioned it to anyone.
The little eunuch was unhappy: "Your Majesty, you have a lot of business today, the name of the slave is very good, there is more than enough to celebrate every year, and the slave does not change the name." ”
It's not a deliberative tone of "I don't want to change my name", but a negative tone of "I don't want to change my name".
Li Yuanhao sighed, and the idea of beating the little eunuch came to his heart, and he was forcibly suppressed by himself: "Yu Qing, you go and tell Qingyuan, tomorrow we will go to the Imperial Garden to see the good scenery, and I will be stuck in the Qianqing Palace all day, and my body is moldy and tired." ”
"Okay!" the little eunuch ran out like a gust of wind, he had become a microphone between the two, he thought that he would do the best thing in this kind of thing, and the other people were not in good hands, what if they passed the wrong word.
Li Yuanhao looked directly at the stool that the little eunuch did not put back in place, obsessive-compulsive disorder began to attack, the stool seemed to have long hands and feet, constantly dancing hand and foot, making loud noises, showing off her victory, laughing at her powerlessness, and her heart was like 10,000 ants crawling by.
Outside the Dongnuan Pavilion, Xuan'er, the little palace maid who was waiting on the side, looked at Yu Qing, who was whistling past and had only one arm left, and felt inexplicably sad and distressed.