Text Chapter 701 'Wave' and 'Slow'

Rebecca was puzzled and asked, "Uncle Pagio, how did you hear that Xiao Peng is like a god from your mouth?"

Pagio took a puff on his cigar and said noncommittally, "Armand, the rest is hard for you." ”

Armand nodded: "Don't worry, go, I'll go out and see you off." ”

As soon as he went out, he saw Xiao Peng cleaning up the dog's poop there. This shocked Armand.

"Xiao, you're not going to be glamorous about doing this!" Armand said.

Xiao Peng took off his gloves and put the dog's poop into the garbage bag he carried with him: "Ma, the disadvantage of raising a dog, this thing can be eaten and pulled." But what am I doing wrong? Isn't that what a dog owner should do?"

Miao Miao smiled: "Xiao, this is Paris, you don't know this place yet, it's really romantic here, but the road is full of dog shit, you must pay attention when you are on the streets of Paris in the future, don't accidentally step on dog shit." ”

"Wow, that's not romantic at all. Xiao Peng shrugged.

Miao Miao said with a smile: "There are many things that are not romantic in Paris, such as 12 o'clock in the afternoon and 2 o'clock in the afternoon, you don't want to do anything well." Because of this, the most sacred lunchtime for Parisians. There was no one working during this time. And it's hard to get dinner before 7pm, unless you're cooking your own meals, and restaurants don't usually serve you. Well, the attitude of the waiters here is really bad, every time I come to Paris, I always feel that "Bankruptcy Sisters" is about the service attitude of the waiters in the restaurant here. ”

Xiao Peng threw the garbage bag into the garbage bin: "What are we going to do next?"

"Sacred lunchtime, isn't it?" said Pagio, looking at his watch.

At this moment, Rebecca's phone rang, and after she went to the side to say a few words, she said to Xiao Peng: "Xiao, I want to go to the airport now, my friend has come to Paris to find me." ”

"Oh, do you want us to come with you?" Xiao Peng asked.

Rebecca shook her head: "No need, I'll just go over by myself." ”

Xiao Peng hurriedly greeted the 'single dog': "Brother, you take Rebecca and accompany her to the airport to pick up his friend!"

"This car?" the single dog was stunned, the Rolls-Royce he drove was sitting when he pulled Xiao Peng and the others here.

Xiao Peng nodded: "Of course, Rebecca went to pick up her friends to make her friends feel more valued and have a better friendship with them." Okay, don't talk nonsense, you hurry up and take her to the airport, don't make her friend wait for a long time. ”

Since Xiao Peng has said so, what else can a single dog say? drove Xiao Peng to the airport, and Xiao Peng was ready to walk around Paris by himself. Let those bodyguards go back. Although Padgio would love to be with Xiao Peng, after all, Miao Miao has three pink diamonds on him, and they go directly to the Prada flagship store on the Champs-ElysΓ©es, where Miao Miao is ready to devote himself to the design of the diamond pouch.

The reason why Xiao Peng wants to go alone is actually very simple: he wants to take a good look at the city and eat some delicious snacks here.

When it comes to Gaul, many people first think of French cuisine, and many people think that Gauls should be so particular about eating. After contacting it, I realized that this ordinary Gaul people eat, in fact, it is about the same level as the Eagle Country people。。。。。。

Please, eat a meal for three or four hours, no one has the leisure time to eat like this every day!

Xiao Peng has eaten here once, and it is a first meal, a main meal and a dessert, which is called a particular one, but to be honest, Xiao Peng really can't stand this French meal.

First of all, the taste is not in line with the taste of the Chinese people, it is sweet and sour, and the cream lemon is their common seasoning, and the taste is as strange as it is.

Secondly, that dish is like feeding the birds. I can't eat it in one bite, and I can't eat more when I encounter something delicious, and I can't satisfy my cravings if I want to.

In the end, it is a waste of time, one dish at a time, you have to wait after eating, it is tall and high, and it is called an ink blot when you eat it.

However, although Xiao Peng doesn't like French food, it tastes really good for their daily light meals.

Of course, this excludes breakfast and lunch, which are the same for almost all Parisians, which is a croissant or chocolate bread, and those who have time to fry an egg are considered to be particular. Compared to the Chinese breakfast, the breakfast here is simply a coping thing.

As for lunch, for most Gauls, it was the most tangled, and the working people did not have time to eat any meals, but they were hungry, so a huge market for fast lunches was born. What pasta, pizza, salads, steaks, various flavors of dishes with rice, sandwiches and much more.

To be honest, it's good to eat once in a while. But most of the truth is hard to swallow, and sometimes one suspects that the Gauls, like the Eagle Nation, belong to the level of the tongue that cannot be saved. The only thing the Gauls can be proud of is that they have more options, unlike the Eagle Nation who only have fish and chips。。。。。。

However, for Xiao Peng, he has not been here for a long time, and he can still eat fresh, so he is still very interested in fast food for lunch here.

In fact, even for dinner, the Gauls ate very ordinary.

For most Gauls, dinner was the only main meal, and they were accustomed to eating at eight o'clock in the evening. Home cooking is actually the kind of Western food that is easier to make. The main dish is usually pasta or rice, which is served with a salad and a meat dish.

If you have someone in the family cooking, you may be able to eat a time-consuming main dish, such as beef stew. And those office workers who live alone fry a steak by themselves or pass by the supermarket to buy half a roast chicken and pass away the meal. It's basically the same as the Eagle Nation, but the proud Gauls have to be different, so dessert and coffee are very important to them, and they have to eat dessert and coffee before they finish dinner.

According to what Xiao Peng saw here, only three words can be used to describe the Gauls ----- poor and sophisticated. Both the poor and the middle class are virtuous. They pay more attention to what they wear than what they eat. You can't see sweatpants and jackets on the streets of Gaul, young people wear trendy brands and daily casual clothes, and the elderly people wear casual formal clothes, old men wear leather shoes and formal windbreakers, and girls are generally dressed in neutral clothes, and cute girls are basically not seen in Gaul. They spend a lot of their income on dressing up.

This is also related to the tax policy of Gaul, which is really high in taxes. In Gaul, the gap between the poor and the middle class is not large, so people here are lazy, the advantage is that happiness and satisfaction are easy to obtain, and the disadvantage is that social development is slow. Every time the United Nations selects a list of happiness, Gaul is at the top.

Can a country that works in the spring, travels in the summer, strikes in the fall, and celebrates the holidays in the winter?

It is said that the Gauls are romantic, but in fact, it is accurate to say that the Gauls are very profligate and slow.

Gauls have a lot of respect for love, but most of the time, the little brothers in Gaul are actually stunned, and it's not easy for them to do anything particularly romantic, but they like to flirt when they see beautiful little girls, generally there is no malice, nature dictates it, all men in Gaul, there is one counts one, there is no difference between sassy and unsassy, only the difference between bright and sullen. As for the Gallic girls, they have long been used to being molested since they were children, and they still feel uncomfortable when they go out and not be molested----- is it because I am too ugly? Is it because I don't look good today?

And 'slow' is another characteristic of the Gauls, people who have watched the Disney cartoon "Zootopia" are impressed by the sloth named "Lightning" in it, and all the government departments in Gaul are in this style, the patrol police have to eat before they have to eat when they are notified to catch the thief。。。。。。

It is not their national culture that has caused this situation, but the social system of Gaul that is the social system of the lazy: a lot of vacations, legal protection of work contracts, unemployment benefits, social security, subsistence allowances, a minimum wage that is not too low, and a scary tax system in Gaul. As a result, in Gaul, you can't get rich even if you do a good job, you can't get poor if you do a bad job, and a white-collar worker's salary is about the same as a waiter in the Golden Arches after deducting taxes, who still works diligently in such a national situation?

And the so-called romance of the Gauls is actually two words in the final analysis: sweet mouth.

This is a manifestation of cultural differences, not only the Gauls, in fact, many places in Europe and the United States are accustomed to expressing their feelings, saying "I love you", "thank you", "sorry" and the like, that is to be hung up every day, even if it is an old husband and wife. This is different from the concept of the Chinese people, who keep the 'good' in mind.

If in China, a sentence suddenly came between husband and wife: I love you. But in Gaul, if a husband and wife don't say I love you for a few days, they will also sigh in their hearts: Oh, I'll go, this is the rhythm of divorce?

'Sweet mouth' is romantic, Xiao Peng solemnly introduced the world's first 'sweet mouth king', that is, the black brothers from Africa. (Only the black brother in Africa, not the Americas and Europe.) οΌ‰

All the Chinese people who have dealt with the black brother in Africa, especially the Chinese women, will be shocked by the sweet words of the black brother!

According to incomplete statistics, the average number of XING partners in China for each black brother from Africa is 16.7, far exceeding the average of 7.2 for men in other countries. After many Chinese women were deceived by the African black brother, they still dreamed that the black brother would take them abroad.

It turned out that, uh, it turned out that this black brother was not from developed countries such as the Stars and Stripes, the Eagle Country, and Gaul, but from some Somalia, Congo, Central Africa, South Sudan, Uganda, etc。。。。。。

After the black brother finished playing, his ass wiped away, leaving the woman with a big belly to bear the bitter fruit by herself, which is not bad.

If you touch the back, you will be infected with XING disease and HIV. That's called winning the lottery.

But who is to blame for this?