Chapter 247: Oh, Woman!
"Third sister, you can't be so polite because you see that guy is handsome, right?"
"What are you talking about, is your sister and I such a superficial person?"
Xie Xiaosi glanced at his sister hesitantly, but he didn't dare to tell the truth, so he had to turn around and mutter.
"It's ...... to look at"
"What did you say?" asked her sister in a sharp voice from behind.
Xie Xiaosi didn't expect the old lady to have such powerful ears, so he hurriedly laughed awkwardly, and replied forcefully: "Haha, it's nothing!
"Humph——!"
The third sister of the Xie family understood as soon as she arrived that what her brother had just muttered was definitely not a good thing, so she snorted coldly and kicked him lightly in the back.
"You ungrateful little bastard, who loves you the most in the family? Forget who bought you the movie ticket, next time you want to watch a movie, then you can pay for it yourself, don't think about my sister, I'll give it to you...... Hmm? What are you stopping for?
Third Sister Xie was still chattering, and suddenly the old brother walking in front of her stopped.
Seeing that there was no one in front of him, and the seats on the side of the road were already full, Third Sister Xie glanced at the back of her brother's head strangely, pushed his shoulder and said, "Let's go, what are you stopping for?"
"Ahh ”
Xie Xiaosi, who was in a daze for a moment, hurriedly came back to his senses, buried his head and hurriedly walked forward.
"Hey, go so fast, you wait for me!"
The two sisters and brothers hurriedly found a seat, and finally sat down in a comfortable mood, Xie Xiaosi unbuttoned his neckline, and fanned the wind, but the corner of his eye involuntarily looked to the left.
"What are you looking at?" Third Sister Xie noticed her brother's abnormality early in the morning, looked all the way from his perspective, and asked casually by the way.
At this time, Xie Xiaosi was not reserved at all, and continued to look at the left and raised his head and said, "Sister, there is a young lady over there who is so beautiful." ”
"Huh-" Third Sister Xie glanced at her brother with disdain, and said with disgust: "You are so bad!"
Xie Xiaosi didn't expect his words to attract such an evaluation, so he hurriedly lowered his voice and whispered: "Sister, I'm sixteen years old, how can this be called a state of resignation?!"
“……”
Hearing this, Third Sister Xie was slightly stunned, looking at her younger brother in front of her, who was two heads taller than herself, whether she stood up or sat down, she finally sighed and said nostalgically: "Yes, you have grown up, graduated from middle school, and now you are so much taller than your sister...... However, it is still a state of flux. ”
“……”
Xie Xiaosi was a little moved at first, and when he heard his sister's last sentence, he suddenly rolled his eyes with anger, and he nestled directly into the chair in a little frustration, not wanting to pay attention to the sister next to him anymore.
"What's the matter?"
“……”
"If you ignore my sister, my sister will be very sad. ”
“……”
"Oh, look, that young lady, it seems to have company. ”
"......" Xie Xiaosi didn't want to speak, and lost a roll of his eyes.
"Well, my younger brother is tall and handsome, it's a pity not to be a big star!"
“……”
As soon as the elder sister's words came out, Xie Xiaosi was a little moved, thinking of the scenery of big stars, and countless beautiful big sisters, his eyes suddenly lit up, he hurriedly turned around, and asked his old sister: "Third sister, do you think I can really be an actor?"
"Oh, fake!"
“……”
Wu Junli didn't know that there was a hairy boy, she looked at her for a long time, and after finding a place to sit down with Zhang Yingcai, they talked while slowly waiting for the movie to start.
Before ......
The already dim lights in the theater suddenly dimmed, and then it went completely dark.
The theater, which was already full of people and noisy sounds, suddenly fell silent, and in the whispers of people, a beam of light shot out from behind, hitting the big screen in front.
Everyone's faces were straight, and the movie began.
The beginning is the classic opening of Golden Harvest, but after the end of the opening credits, there is a sudden silence, and the black screen rotates with the subtitles, and a strange, creepy low howl sounds, intermittently sounded in the stereo.
Before the opening of those movies in the theater, a happy bear children were frightened enough by this sound at this time, and they threw themselves into the arms of their parents, but they showed half of their eyes, wanting to see but not daring to look at the ground, staring at the big screen all the time.
At the beginning of the picture, it is the punishment of the wooden donkey of the mother of Ah Ying.
Because the first few pictures are more imagery expressions, although adults may understand it, those bear children must not understand it.
I just feel that this young lady on the screen has a strange face.
And then......
With the implementation of the criminal law, a picture has finally been revealed.
On the screen, a miserable white foot hung down, and drops of blood slowly flowed down the calf of the tortured person.
a drop;
two drops;
three drops;
……
The blood flowed more and more, and soon a large lump fell on the foot!
Bloody!
"Wow——!"
There was a bear child in the theater who couldn't stand it, and finally couldn't help it, and was so frightened that he cried out loud, and as if he had made an appointment, with the first one, there were immediately second, three, four, five, and countless others.
In an instant, the theater was full of the cry of bear children!
The parents with the bear children were suddenly in a hurry and hurriedly comforted their children. For example, Zhang Yingcai and Xie Xiaosi, who have read books, although they are also a little big, they still quietly endure it.
But more, it has already been scolded.
"What are you crying about, your father is dead or you don't have a mother?!"
"Hey, melon baby, take care of your cubs. ”
"Cry you XX!"
"Mother Xipi, if you don't want to see it, get out!"
“……”
In the theater, the country with various local characteristics scolded you and me, but the more they scolded, the bear children cried louder.
At this time, the parents couldn't persuade them, so they stood up and picked up the crying child, and walked to the exit of the theater.
After more than ten minutes of disturbance, the theater finally fell silent.
The plot of the movie has passed a lot......
This farce, in fact, is partly due to the fact that there is no film classification system at this time, as long as it is not a movie that Xuangong Xuanmao, Taihuang is too violent, children can basically watch anything; partly because of the films made by Yang Qiu before, they are suitable for all ages, and at this time his new film was released, many parents brought their children to watch it according to their previous habits.
But the film "A Baby" is really not suitable for children.
It is easy to destroy the three views......
Of course, this is off-topic, so let's not mention it for now.
Xie Xiaosi has been disturbed by a group of bear children for so long, and although he is a little unhappy in his heart, he has been watching the movie seriously.
Especially in this movie, the hint of sex revealed like nothing has been teasing his sixteen-year-old heart, which is pounding non-stop.
'Xia Meng is so beautiful!'
The appearance of the white clothes is so wrapped that I really want people to pounce on it, and then ......
Xie Xiaosi's mind kept on YY, and he had completely forgotten the young lady he had looked at before in Java.
Looking at the villain thief Xiong Yan played by Yang Qiu, and his hands on Ah Ying played by Xia Meng, Xie Xiaosi was even more envious.
A thought flashed through his heart.
'It's good to be an actor!'8)