Chapter 141 [If you don't agree, you will snap]
Bonobos love to swim and eat aquatic plants, and often build nests close to water. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoThis group of bonobos occupies the section of the river near this mango tree, and when you count it, there are more than 60 bonobos gathered to live together.
Dense bonobos emerged from the woods one after another, all crouching on the treetops, looking condescendingly at the strange-looking animal.
The audience was a little dumbfounded, and even the background music was suddenly changed to a nervous BGM of the bad guys.
No one expected that there would be so many bonobos, they appear silently, and they just stare at you directly.
But this time the BGM of the dog egg was obviously used incorrectly.
It's really frightening to be stared at by so many pairs of eyes suddenly, but Chen Ergou is not worried, and briefly introduces the situation: "Bonobos are highly intelligent social animals, they like to live in groups, a group can reach 150 members at most, and a male or female bonobos act as the leader, and the male will have the supreme right to mate, but usually the female is the leader. ”
"You don't have to worry about me being attacked, bonobos are friendly compared to other species. …… As long as you don't take the initiative to provoke them. ”
The typical bonobos have fiery red lips, small ears, and well-groomed hairstyles, some of which are even combed to the Mediterranean style.
Chen Ergou picked up this flaunting little bonobos, and it also hooked Chen Ergou's neck like climbing a tree, not afraid of life at all.
While combing his hair, he played a game of catching lice, deliberately getting close to the little guy, and said with a smile: "The chimpanzee family has a custom of helping each other to groom their hair and catch lice to play games, which can increase the friendliness." ”
It was true, the little bonobos had already squatted down in front of him, still under his service.
Occasionally, it's comfortable to scratch, and even squint comfortably.
“…… It's amazing to get into the bonobos family so quickly. ”
Water friends think it is very magical, Chen Ergou can always bring them unexpected surprises, last time it was a small Siberian tiger, this time it is a bonobos.
"You may not know it, but bonobos are the fashionistas of the chimpanzee family. In the words of a fashion magazine editor: 'Their hairstyles are screaming, with flowing, elegant, jet-black hair neatly parted in the middle. ’”
"This little guy's head is a little round, and it looks ...... Well, it should be more suitable for Guo Fucheng's middle-sized distribution type. ”
Saying that, Chen Ergou had already helped this little guy to come up with a crazy middle score in the 80s: "Give you a name, how about being called Caesar?"
The audience was drunk, "If the king of heaven knew, he would come to you desperately." "Guo Fucheng's middle-style distribution style, poof, why do I find it cute, is there a problem with my aesthetics? "Caesar has the help of the dog, and he is already about to dominate the fishy ball. ”
Chen Ergou said with a smile: "Usually the biggest impression the outside world has of bonobos is the crazy sexual behavior: it is simply mating without saying a word." Therefore, it is often said that when a woman lives a debauched life, she is said to be a bonobos-style L-sex. ”
"But in fact, this perception is wrong, they don't snap from morning to night, but they will snap when there are special circumstances......
As he spoke, the two orangutans fought over there, snatching a fruit that could be beaten from the tree to the bottom of the tree.
As a result, after a while, a female chimpanzee came over and drank two of them.
The next scene made the eyes of the men and women in the live broadcast room widen, and the inexperienced girls were even more red-eared.
The two bonobos hugged each other and began to snap without warning, and the frequency speed was extremely fast, and it was over in just a dozen seconds.
One ended up changing to the other, and then changed the posture, which was also a very fast finish.
After they were all done, they grinned at each other, and the two big palms came to a high-five in the air. The two bonobos, who had just fought in the dark, were so miraculously reconciled again.
The race is so big, you can see this kind of thing everywhere. They are good at all kinds of body positions, back, front, lift, etc., and humans will do it.
The most embarrassing thing is that they not only have a relationship between male and female, but also between male and female.
It's just that the scene just now happened too suddenly, and Chen Ergou didn't have time to change the camera, so he just broadcast it directly after hesitation.
At this time, his face was obviously a little embarrassed, and he didn't even have to look at it to know that the barrage in the live broadcast room would be completely unsightly.
Squinted his eyes and peeked, and sure enough...... The barrage, which was green, healthy, and upright just now, changed the atmosphere in an instant, and there was nothing but "filth".
"Demon King, you are really ruthless. At most, other female anchors wear less, that's to save fabric for the country, and you're too direct. "The old driver openly repaired the car live, and the old man was convinced. "Is this a prohibited content? "Where is the super-care!", "Ergouzi, don't peek at the barrage with squinting eyes, it's you, waiting to be checked by the water meter/manual funny." ”……
There are also more bizarre ones -
"From morning to night? This is my ultimate dream in life. "Then you should be reincarnated as a bonobos, preferably the head mother, who will be snapped every day. "Are 5555 men so fast?", "...... What you said upstairs, I didn't see clearly. "Are you a girl, don't pretend to be pure and easy to cut big X cute girl. ”……
Chen Ergou's old face was a little unbearable, and when he saw that all the new children in the live broadcast room were damaged, he quickly changed his expression to a righteous expression, and forcibly explained: "This kind of primate that has a 'close relative' relationship with humans has a super high sexual desire that ordinary people can hardly imagine. In the society of bonobos, any problem can be solved by mating. ”
Of course, in addition to the leader, the mating relationship between other bonobos is also very complex. In most cases, bonobos do not mate simply for the sake of reproduction, but sometimes simply as a form of social etiquette. Because their mating lasts for a short period of time, often lasting less than 20 seconds, occasionally exceeding a minute. So it can also be understood that it is like a human handshake, except that bonobos prefer to greet each other by mating. ”
"They have very few things to worry about, and it doesn't matter whether they are male or female, just as humans don't just choose to shake hands with the opposite sex. Of course, the only taboo is that there will be no mating between parents and children. ”
This kind of social etiquette allows bonobos to avoid a lot of unnecessary conflicts when mating, and even if two bonobos have a conflict, they will not fight for it, but will use mating to eliminate the conflict, whether it is the same sex or the opposite sex. …… As you just saw!"
“6666!”
"I got a new skill, and in the future, I scolded the woman for being a watery poplar, and I scolded her for being a bonobos-like woman. Haha, that's amazing!"
"The dog's small class is so powerful. ”
"Professor Dog, how do you know so much? ”
"Huh......" Chen Ergou quietly breathed a sigh of relief, finally explained, and said with a smile: "Because you can snap as much as you want, there is very little competition between males and females." This racial custom has also led to the adoption of female bonobos on the Iron Throne in many bonobos groups!"
"Boom—"
At this moment, another thunderclap exploded overhead, and a spider's web-like purple lightning could already be seen raging in the clouds. Dark clouds had spread over his area, and heavy rain was coming.
The bonobos chief began screaming, calling the rest of the group to leave. The Caesar that Chen Ergou was holding in his hand also broke free and ran in the direction of his mother.
A large mango woodland, just now densely populated, in the blink of an eye, he was left alone to face the monster-like mango tree.
Chen Ergou looked up at the sky, and saw that the sky was completely overwhelmed by a black cloud, and said, "The heavy rain is coming, and the bonobos are going to return to their nests to take shelter from the rain, and I should also build a shelter as soon as possible." ”
Stuffing two large mangoes into his backpack, he quickened his pace and ran towards the protruding cliff.