Chapter 13: Demonic Mandarin

Fengbei is obviously a little off track, "This time we must see clearly before starting." ”

Ye Hongchen looked at this little Zhengtai who was easily misguided with a smile, "Okay, then you will strike first this time." ”

Feng Bei pretended to be the main planner, "That's a must, I'm afraid of your eyes." ”

The two rushed to the hotel, the wedding in the hotel had obviously just begun, and a master of ceremonies was making an enthusiastic speech on the stage, and sparse applause rang out from time to time.

"The atmosphere of the wedding is average. Fengbei sighed.

"Don't be sad, our presence will definitely set off a wave of gao to cheer them up. Ye Hongchen swore an oath.

Nonsense, snatched everyone away, can it not be turbulent and not gao tide?

"You have good eyes, help my sister see if the current bride is in good shape?" Ye Hongchen asked again.

Fengbei was even more sad, the goods were not right or something, it was too natural for Ye Hongchen to say it.

Feng Bei looked at the bride from a distance, this time he studied it intently for a while, and ideologically washed off the bride's makeup in his mind, and then nodded firmly, "The goods are very positive!"

At this time, the master of ceremonies said on it: "Next, please bow three times to the bride and groom and worship heaven and earth." ”

Feng Bei's eyes lit up, "It's not good, you can't let them worship!"

"Yes, after worshipping heaven and earth, the goods are expired!" Ye Hongchen's words came from afar.

Afar?

When Feng Bei saw it, he immediately slapped his thigh, "It's not enough to make a plan! ”

Ye Hongchen has already rushed to the stage.

Ye Hongchen drew the gourd in the same way, picked up the stunned bride, and then beckoned to the groom very freshly, I didn't know that Ye Hongchen was very familiar with the groom and was greeting.

Feng Bei looked at it halfway, burst into tears, Ye Hongchen and the groom really knew each other!

"Hey, hello, your name is Huang Junlang, isn't it? Guess what we're here for. ”

This groom, coincidentally, is the rich second-generation Huang Junlang who wanted to tease Ye Hongchen yesterday.

Huang Junlang's expression was so vivid, he looked at the average-looking woman in front of him, smiling so enchantingly, his mind began to storm, did he know this woman?

Without waiting for him to react, Ye Hongchen had already carried the bride and ran out with a "whoosh", which echoed her vigorous and resolute style.

Feng Bei couldn't brake, and rushed directly to the stage, he and Huang Junlang looked at each other.

Ye Hongchen's face changed, Huang Junlang didn't know him, but Fengbei Huang Junlang knew him.

The two fell into an ambiguous look, the atmosphere was a little wrong, Fengbei felt that they had come, and it was a bit difficult to step down if they didn't say something.

So he waved to Huang Junlang awkwardly, wanting to influence Huang Junlang with politeness, "Hello, my name is Fengbei, you didn't misunderstand, we just came to rob the kiss." We'll leave after grabbing it, we won't delay your marriage, I wish you a moment of Spring Festival worth a thousand gold, well, that's it, bye-bye. ”

After speaking, Fengbei bowed deeply three times, politely, and repeated the etiquette of China for 5,000 years, and then with a "whoosh", he also ran away.

It was so fast, so fast that Huang Junlang covered his heart and couldn't breathe.

Just now, this little Zhengtai came to humiliate himself! What do you mean, "You didn't misunderstand, you just came to rob your relatives!"

My relatives have been snatched away by you, and I am embarrassed to say that I will not delay my marriage, and Lao Tzu will still get married, not to mention who is worth a thousand gold at the moment of Spring Festival!

Fengbei felt that he had done nothing wrong at all, and even felt that he had said it well, as for whether he understood it or not, it depended on Huang Junlang's ideological consciousness.

He quickly caught up with Ye Hongchen, who was rushing to the road, and just as he was about to speak, he heard that the bride had already reacted and began to scream "ahhhhhhhh

Feng Bei felt that the scene was a little familiar, and this time he didn't think about comforting the bride, and his eyes naturally looked at Ye Hongchen.

Ye Hongchen's strength lived up to Fengbei's expectations, and he didn't know where to take out another meat bun and stuffed it into the bride's mouth without any ambiguity.

The world is quiet.

Ye Hongchen was a little embarrassed by Fengbei's staring, and explained: "The steamed buns with chicken filling, there are empty buns for you to eat." ”

Fengbei was a little sad and a little excited, "Where did you get so many curious flavored buns." ”

Ye Hongchen's self-confidence came, "For eating and drinking, my sister is very responsible." ”

The two ran all the way back to the store and saw Hu Yuxuan grinning and chatting with the oolong bride.

It must be talking about the tragic history of both sides, and at this point, the two have too much common language.

Ye Hongchen was no longer hypocritical at this time, and threw the bride to the ground, "Look at this?"

Hu Yuxuan got goosebumps when he saw the two of them coming back, and then looked at the ground, it was Xiaoying who he had been thinking about for a long time, and suddenly came to his heart, "Don't you just put Xiaoying down coldly?"

Ye Hongchen and Fengbei looked at each other and nodded in unison, "This time the goods are very positive!"

Hu Yuxuan saw that the two of them were embarrassed, and he trembled with anger, he picked up Xiaoying on the ground, and roared angrily at Fengbei, "The people are really going to snatch people over! Do you know that this is a slip (illegal), and now it is a slippery society (will), and there is monitoring everywhere!"

Fengbei's head hurts, this girl's Mandarin can really be more magical.

In order to keep Hu Yuxuan calm and calm, and in order to stop his Mandarin from going berserk, Fengbei decided to ignore him first.

He turned his head to look at one of the victims, "Hey, I'm sorry, I robbed the wrong kiss before, why didn't you run away?"

Fengbei thought that this oolong bride had already escaped, but he didn't expect it to be there, which really made him feel incredible, could it be that there is a true lover in the world and true love in the world, and he snatched out his feelings?

It is undeniable that this bride does look a little better than the current Xiaoying.

The two are still a bit alike. Feng Bei silently found an excuse for himself to rob his relatives in his heart.

The bride was a little scared when she saw Fengbei and them coming back, but she still didn't leave, she was a little in awe, gently bit half of the bun in her hand, and said, "I, I'll take a look again." ”

Rub, how strong is this woman's gossip talent, she has been robbed herself, and she still has the heart to stay to see other people's gossip, rare treasures.

Fengbei's skull hurt even more, this oolong bride also had to be calm and calm, he turned his head to look at Hu Yuxuan, "Are you calm?"

Hu Yuxuan continued to grieve and indignant, "The insiders are too much. ”

"Oh, calm down, let's get down to business. "Fengbei is happy.

Ye Hongchen on the side existed, "How do you know that he is calm." ”

Fengbei's reasoning ability exploded, "Did you listen to what he said just now, what he said was 'excessive' instead of 'too mixed', which means that his Mandarin is not violent." ”

Ye Hongchen took a deep look at Fengbei, and said with a little envy: "Hey, my sister is envious of a talented person like you, unlike my sister, who can only rely on her appearance to survive all her life." ”

Fengbei was stunned, is this shameless?

"Are you listening to me (talk)!" Hu Yuxuan's face was red, these two people, they couldn't beat and beat, scolded and thick-skinned, they were really powerless.

Feng Bei's eyes lit up, and he quickly answered, "You calm down! Okay, let's talk about things now." Well, we're helping you snatch the bride now, and I wish you a hundred years of happiness. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Feng Bei's eyes were cold again, because he saw Hu Yuxuan, who had a blue nose and swollen face from the bride's slap, crooked his face again.

Hu Yuxuan looked at Xiaoying angrily, "Why are you beating me!"

Xiao Ying was so angry that her body trembled, "Okay, you Hu Yuxuan, you actually dare to let people snatch me away, you have a lot of skills, don't you! I scolded you for scolding you for being soft, you actually showed me the heart of a bear and a leopard at this moment!"

Hu Yuxuan was stunned, he was wronged!

He pointed to Ye Hongchen and Fengbei, who were about to eat melon seeds to watch the play, and stumbled and said: "It's a mistake to scrap (will), it's them, it's them who robbed it!"

Xiaoying stared at Hu Yuxuan angrily, "They were hired by you, and what you just said has been exposed!"

Hu Yuxuan was so aggrieved that he couldn't extricate himself, "I have the ability to hire them! They are my ancestral aunts and grandmothers! I am also a victim! Look at my handsome young (face), they beat me, once but not enjoyable, three times!"

Where is Xiaoying willing to believe it, she insisted that all this was planned by Hu Yuxuan, she suddenly sneered, "Okay, I believe your words for the time being." ”

"I'm right! I'm not a liar. Hu Yuxuan was overjoyed.

Xiaoying's eyes became cold, she looked at the kiss-robbing duo who were watching the play on the side, and said to Hu Yuxuan: "Do you want to marry me? As long as you promise me one condition, I will marry you today." ”

Hu Yuxuan was even more happy, "I am willing to go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire!"

Xiaoying pointed to the Fengbei Soy Sauce Party, since Hu Yuxuan, you don't admit that you are a gang, then I will let you dog-eat-dog, thinking of this, she sneered and said: "You beat up this little bastard in front of me!

After Xiaoying finished speaking, she looked at the stunned Hu Yuxuan very proudly.

She gave a big thumbs up for her wit.

Hu Yuxuan looked at Fengbei, and Fengbei also happened to look at Hu Yuxuan.

Hu Yuxuan shuddered all over, and said to Xiaoying tremblingly: "Is it cold or not?" ”

Xiaoying's eyes showed disappointment, although she used her wit to confirm that Hu Yuxuan's acting skills were not up to par, "You just said that I can go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire." ”

Hu Yuxuan nodded confidently, "Of course, but these two people are lazier (difficult) to get on the ...... than the sea of swords."

Xiao Ying was furious, "I don't care, they bullied me just now! If you really like me, can't you even do this little thing? What confidence do I have to marry you!"

Hu Yuxuan's face was red when he was said, and he compared his heart to his heart, Xiaoying's condition was indeed quite easy, but Xiaoying was not beaten with her heart, and she would understand very deeply that the kiss-robbing duo in front of her was comparable to the demon king.

Seeing that Xiaoying bit this condition to death, Hu Yuxuan suddenly ran out of words, and he looked at Fengbei cautiously.

He wanted to hint at the little demon king of Fengbei with his sincere eyes, let him see that he was infatuated, release water on himself, and let himself symbolically punch him.

Fengbei also kept looking at him, and when he saw him looking at himself again, he couldn't help but say, "What are you looking at?"