Chapter 417 A woman's subtext
Hathaway was sorting out the grass there, watching Xiao Peng and Yang Meng each come back with two large barrels of honey, with a curious expression: "Xiao, why did you buy so much honey?
Xiao Peng was also stunned when he heard Hathaway talking to him, since Megan came back from buying gifts, Hathaway has been hiding from herself, do you think that she only bought gifts for her sister and didn't buy her angry? You can't blame yourself. Megan is her own little fan, you're not.
However, seeing Hathaway talking to him, Xiao Peng was also very happy, nodded and replied: "Yes, there are indeed many fakes when buying honey in Huaxia." In your Stars and Stripes, unprocessed honey taken directly from the beehive is natural honey, but in our Huaxia, it is illegal for food to be unprocessed, so we can't eat such honey. ”
"Can honey be fake?" Hathaway asked, puzzled.
After Xiao Peng poured out a small bowl of honey, he handed the honey to Yang Meng, asked him to put it in the car, and replied to Hathaway: "Well, the problem of honey fraud is a problem all over the world, for example, have you ever drunk rose nectar?"
Hathaway nodded: "Of course, I like roses!"
"Huh. Xiao Peng shrugged: "Congratulations, you bought fake honey." The real rose has no honey, because the stamens of the rose are degenerate, and they do not bear fruit after degeneration, so there is no honey. ”
Hathaway was stunned for a moment, but Xiao Peng set up an oven next to him, took out a Xiaoice box from the car, and looked like he was ready to barbecue, but he didn't stop talking, and continued: "There are still a lot of fake honey in our Huaxia, such as loquat nectar, that nectar is only a little bit in Putian, Fujian, China, and the output is extremely limited, and there is basically no circulation market, even if there is a real one, the price is quite expensive." There are also apples and watermelons, and when they bloom, the nectar is very small, and they can only be supplied to the bees for their own consumption, so where does the honey come from? There is also honeysuckle honey, and the corolla of honeysuckle is so long and thin that the bees can't pick honey at all, where does the honeysuckle honey come from? Oh, and grape honey, grapes only have pollen and no honey, as long as they are sold, they must be fake, they are flavored! Anyway, you remember, it is right to buy honey from a beekeeper, otherwise you must be mentally prepared to buy fakes. ”
Hathaway nodded when she heard this, or she was puzzled and asked, "Xiao, what are you doing here?"
"I still need to ask, eat barbecue, otherwise what do I want honey for?" Xiao Peng said as a matter of course.
"Barbecue?" Hathaway looked confused.
At this time, I saw Yang Meng walking back, still holding a clean small brush in his hand, I saw that he was busy cleaning up the oven and preparing charcoal, while Xiao Peng was on the side, putting soy sauce, sugar, salt, starch, ginger and garlic slices in a stainless steel basin, cutting the chicken wings and marinating them. Add a little vegetable oil to the honey and mix it up: "That's it!"
Hathaway was puzzled: "What is this for?"
Xiao Peng was slightly happy: "You'll know at noon." ”
"Don't you say it, what kind of mystery is it? We haven't eaten any barbecue in Texas, what kind of mystery is there. Hathaway said dismissively.
Xiao Peng smiled: "Okay, then don't eat it when I'm done." ”
"If you don't eat, you don't eat. Hathaway huffed away.
But having said that, after Xiao Peng roasted the honey-juice wings, the first person who couldn't stand the aroma was Hathaway. The people of the Stars and Stripes can't refuse sweetness.
In particular, the marinated chicken wings are delicious, and when paired with the aroma of honey, the resistance of the people of the Stars and Stripes to this taste is almost equal to zero. Megan couldn't hold it anymore, grabbed one and began to feast.
Xiao Peng had just baked a plate of chicken wings and was ready to eat, but he saw a Ford RV driving over, and a person was waving to himself in the co-pilot。。。。。。
What is he doing here? Xiao Peng came back to his senses, today is the day of the prom! This Pagio is meeting with Royce.
Sure enough, as soon as Pagio got out of the car, he burst out laughing: "Xiao, if it weren't for Royce to make me mentally prepared in advance, I really can't imagine that you would become like this." Wow, what do you look like now, BigBang?"
Xiao Peng pointed out his middle finger at Pagiobi: "Don't scold people, okay? You are a plastic surgery countryman, and your whole family is a plastic surgery countryman." ”
Pagio nodded: "That's right, the whole world is the descendant of the plastic surgery country, isn't it? Okay, let's see who's coming with me." ”
The back door of the RV opened, Xiao Peng thought it was Royce, but a shadow walked down from the car, Xiao Peng scratched his head after seeing the figure: "Yali, why are you here too?"
It was none other than Charlotte's sister, Alexandra. is also the person Xiao Peng is most unwilling to see at present. He had fled from New York by hiding from her.
Yang Meng was very happy when he saw Yali coming, and greeted him: "Hey, Yali." ”
Yali and Yang Meng hugged, but what Xiao Peng didn't notice was that Yali took advantage of his inattention and stuffed Yang Meng with a bag of things, Yang Meng smiled on the side, glanced at Alexandra, and then kicked the bag and sneaked aside.
"What, aren't you happy to see me?" Alexandra walked up to Xiao Peng, "Why didn't you run away?"
"Why should I run?" Xiao Peng looked embarrassed: "You also know, I'm here to travel, isn't it? Of course I can't stop." ”
Alexandra pouted, "Then why did you stop here? I heard you're going to be someone else's graduation dance partner?" ”
Xiao Peng coughed dryly: "That's my little fan, I'm not a big celebrity, it's hard to meet my own fans." Naturally, I have to take care of it. ”
"You're not a big celebrity, you have fans. I don't have fans yet. Alexandra's mouth was cocked higher.
Xiao Peng grinned: "You just need to put your identity and your photo on the Internet, and there will definitely be countless fans." ”
Alexandra said dismissively, "I don't want to be famous like that." ”
"Why are you here?" Xiao Peng returned to his original question.
Alexandra smiled and dragged a huge bag out of the car: "I'm going to go with you for the rest of the trip, I won't let you run anymore!"
Xiao Peng scratched his head: "Ya Li, don't be joking, we are a poor traveler along the way, if I don't take care of you, Charlotte will eat me." ”
Alexandra gave him a blank look: "Poor travel, poor travel to buy more than 100,000 luxury goods?"
Xiao Peng coughed vigorously when he heard this, and glared fiercely at Pagio on the side, who didn't know why, and was happily eating chicken wings on the side.
Alexandra looked at Xiao Peng's hairstyle: "What kind of image are you, it's so ugly!"
Xiao Peng sighed and looked at Alexandra with a resentful expression, why don't you open which pot to mention? This is not a good habit.
While the two of them were still chatting, Megan came over with a plate: "Xiao, try it, Yang's roasted chicken wings taste great." Who's this big sister?"
"Big sister?" Alexandra glared at her, "Who's your big sister?" ”
"Oh, I'm sorry, it's my fault, then you're a little sister. Meghan resolutely apologized with a smile, but this apology seemed a little 。。。。。。
Sure enough, Alexandra suddenly smiled and grabbed Xiao Peng's arm: "My dear, you can accompany this little sister to the dance tonight, but can you dance? Why don't I teach you now." ”
"Little sister, after all, I went to dance at night, or let Xiao Peng train with me, I don't know how to dance, we just practice together. Meghan didn't back down.
Xiao Peng felt that one head and two were big: "You guys eat something first, I'll go talk to Padgio!" With that, he fled to Pageo's side. It's not Xiao Peng's style to run if you can't be provoked, but what kind of situation does that have to be divided, right?
Xiao Peng excused himself to find someone to help him change his hairstyle, makeup, etc., and ran to the RV to wash and cut inside.
"Xiao, there are beautiful women outside, why don't you spend more time with them, and come in in so much to change your hairstyle?
"Pagio, I'm going to pinch you to death!" Xiao Peng said through gritted teeth.
"Why? Xiao, what's wrong with you? Did I offend you again?" Xiao Peng's words confused Padgio.
Xiao Peng pointed to the side of the oven and talked with a smile all the time, Megan and Alexandra, the two of them were smiling, like friends who hadn't seen each other for many years, but listening to the conversation between the two, it was really bloody.
"Little sister, what kind of cosmetics do you use, your skin is so good. "Well, Meghan is saying that Alexandra is older.
Alexandra smiled and replied, "Why don't I introduce you to it?" you have to pay attention to the maintenance as soon as possible, especially since the climate here is dry and hot, and if you don't maintain it, it won't be beautiful if you are as red as you are now." "That's saying Meghan is ugly.
Women are definitely strange creatures who like to use all sorts of subtexts when they speak.
For example, 'What are you doing?' 'Have you eaten?' 'Are you there?' 'Have you been busy lately?' The translation is the same thing, that is, 'Why don't you dare to look for me?'
For example, 'you are going to die', 'how can I be angry about this' and so on, which translates to 'while my sister is still in a good mood, you can come and apologize immediately!'
The most awesome subtext is still a sentence 'I don't care if you look good or not, whether you have money or not.' If you have money, it's 'I care about your money,' but if you don't have money, congratulations, it's telling you that you're ugly and you don't have money.
It's so tiring to talk to women, that's guessing.