Chapter 5 It's too beautiful to want
"Hey, hey, all of a sudden, you can't be the ancestor of the matchmaker, not even Mr. matchmaker, but there is a kind of profession similar to your Mr. matchmaker among mortals, do you know what it is?" Ye Hongchen said proudly.
"What?" Feng Bei regretted that he could only humbly ask for advice.
"Marriage agency, matchmaker, matchmaker. Ye Hongchen said.
Fengbei's eyes are about to roll to the sky. Although he is not familiar with the world, he is still very clear about the knowledge related to matchmaking. The marriage agency, the matchmaker who is scheming and the ancestor of the matchmaker who thinks eternally, has pulled out tens of millions of grades at once.
"Hey, anyway, you're all a matchmaker, so you can practice in the mortal world first. Practice is the only criterion for testing truth. Ye Hongchen actually threw out the famous words of a great man.
Is practice the only criterion for testing truth......
Mr. Matchmaker......
No one can understand Fengbei's desire for Mr. Matchmaker......
Feng Bei's head was hot, "Okay, I promise you!"
Ye Hongchen shook Fengbei's head for a moment, "Well, let's be a pair of hard-working mandarin ducks in the future." β
Fengbei looked at her heartless, depressed, don't kiss me if she doesn't want to be responsible......
"Okay, there's one more thing, let's settle accounts with our brothers. Ye Hongchen said.
Listen, just after kissing, they became brothers! Sure enough, she didn't want to be responsible. Feng Bei was depressed.
"After going down the mountain, my sister will help you open a marriage agency and accompany you to familiarize yourself with the business, what about you, you have to search for the world's brewing raw materials for your sister, and also make wine for your sister, how about it?" Ye Hongchen said with his fingers crossed.
Feng Bei shook his head decisively, "I don't know how far I will be pitted by you, I am a descendant of the five clans, my mind is extremely firm, I will never be at your mercy again......"
"And wine, do you want to drink?"
"Okay......
Feng Bei and Ye Hongchen took advantage of the moonlight and went down the mountain leisurely.
"Hey, you say, that loud noise just now was from my bones, wasn't it?
"Tsk, you said that you were fat and you were still panting, didn't you hear what Feng Qingxiaoer said, volcanic activity, just happened to meet you washing bones, the sound of your bones washing is actually very small, only the fart is big, and you didn't hear it when it was covered. β
"You are jealous of me, I tell you, I am a descendant of the five tribes......"
"Want to cheat on my sister's wine again?"
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And when the sound of bone washing happened just now, the Feng family, which was thousands of miles away, also spent a shocking day.
Their totem is the ancestral statue of the matchmaker, and the statue of the ancestor Nuwa has stood in the clan for thousands of years, never silent, always towering and upright.
But just today, countless disciples of the Feng family, seeing the thousand-foot statue of the matchmaker, opened their eyes, and immediately closed it......
Open your eyes to the matchmaker!
The thousand-year-old miracle shocked everyone, and in the Taishang Elder's house, an old man who seemed to be dying of his breath showed excitement in his eyes.
"Could it be that the ancestor of the matchmaker god took pity on my descendants for their sparse bloodline, and finally gave the blood of the atavistic ancestors? God bless the Feng family, God bless the Feng family!"
The next day, facing the morning light, Ye Hongchen and Fengbei stood in front of the traffic light of a big city under the mountain.
Both of them were a little confused, the traffic, the bustle, and the strange eyes of passers-by......
"Hey, young lady, do you think that they are different from us?" Feng Bei looked at the clothes on his body, and he was still wearing the red dragon robe that was married, which was quite eye-catching.
Ye Hongchen also looked at himself, dressed in a beautiful red palace dress, and the two of them stood together as if they were going to register with the Civil Affairs Bureau.
"Of course, a lot of things are different, like the way we dress now. Ye Hongchen covered his mouth funny, he was really looking forward to the trip to the city.
"So what is our top priority?" Fengbei's studious spirit moved Ye Hongchen a lot.
"You're on the point, our top priority, of course, ......"
"Let's go robbed!"
Rob?
Fengbei was messy in the wind directly, he came down the mountain to be Mr. Matchmaker, why does he feel like he is falling into the grass?
Before Fengbei could speak, Ye Hongchen suddenly happily pointed to a woman on the street and asked Fengbei: "Hey, little brother, do you think that dress looks good?"
"Little brother, what do you think my sister looks good at? You can pick any of the clothes on the street, and my sister will wear them for you. Seeing that Ye Hongchen had listed the entire street as a target for robbery, Fengbei couldn't hold back any longer, he wanted to train the little goblin and make her completely kneel in front of his integrity.
"Little sister, let me say it one last time, I am a descendant of the five tribes......
"Hey, look, isn't that woman's white dress pretty?"
"Where? β
"That!"
"Good looking. β
"Wait. β
"......" Seeing Ye Hongchen rushing out like lightning, Fengbei slapped himself hard, he seemed to have a head twitch just now, helping to abuse him, and the descendants of the five clans were actually led astray by a little fox demon......
Ye Hongchen's speed was so fast that mortals didn't even notice that someone had mysteriously disappeared in the field, and five minutes later, Ye Hongchen appeared in front of Fengbei again.
At this appearance, Feng Bei couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.
The former classical and glamorous queen has been transformed into a fashionable royal sister wearing a white T-shirt and black denim with her hair fluttering in the wind.
The white T-shirt that came from the robbery looked so good on her body, so that Fengbei had forgotten that the clothes came from in the wrong way.
"Hehe, look dumbfounded, is my sister good-looking?" Ye Hongchen looked at the stupid little Zhengtai in front of him, and couldn't help but cover his mouth and chuckle.
Fengbei was a spirit, feeling that he was out of shape, his face turned red, and he stammered: "It's impossible to be dumbfounded, I am a descendant of the five clans, and my mind is ......."
"Well, I also robbed a set for you, put it on to see if it fits, and if it doesn't fit, sister will go and calculate. Ye Hongchen didn't give Fengbei a chance to twist at all, and threw it away, throwing a set of clothes in his arms.
Feng Bei spread out his clothes and said solemnly: "How can I ...... this robbed clothes?"
The lower his voice became, the redder Feng Bei's face became.
Because he saw that the T-shirt in his hand and Ye Hongchen's body were clearly a couple's outfit and a white T-shirt......
This abrasive little goblin actually robbed a couple of people's clothes......
Feng Bei had a strange feeling in his heart, Feng Bei should have hated this kind of hurting his lover, but this little goblin did it too naturally, Feng Bei didn't have any resentment in his heart, but a little ......
Small expectations......
Fengbei found a toilet to change his clothes, and walked out with a red face and stood in front of Ye Hongchen.
Ye Hongchen saw Fengbei's dress, and compared it very seriously, "The clothes are a bit big, otherwise I will go to ...... for you again"
Feng Bei suddenly exploded, and covered his clothes with righteous words, "No, no, no! I think it fits perfectly! I will never allow you to do bad things again!"
Ye Hongchen saw that Xiao Zhengtai was furious, he froze for a moment, a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and under Fengbei's gaze, his pretty face slowly approached Fengbei.
Fengbei's face turned even redder, this little goblin, isn't he going to eat my tofu again!
Ye Hongchen's eyes flashed, looking at Xiao Zhengtai, who was trembling a little at hand, and smiled evilly: "Do you not allow your sister to do bad things, or ......?"
"Reluctant to change this outfit and want to fly with my sister?"
The heart was guessed by the young lady all of a sudden, and Fengbei's ears turned red, but he still said generously: "Naturally, you are not allowed to destroy the couple again, I am a descendant of the five clans, and I am in charge of matchmaking......"
"Okay, okay, I haven't eaten all night, let's go eat something, shall we?" Ye Hongchen didn't want to listen to this clichΓ©, seeing that Xiao Zheng was too dead and had a hard mouth, so he wouldn't poke him.
Fengbei was already hungry, so he hurriedly followed, "But you need money to eat, do you have money?"
"Yes, I just robbed my wallet together. β
"Goblin, you!"
"What to eat?"
"Meat buns!"
"Okay, buns with dogs, the same ugly. β
Sitting in the steamed bun shop, Fengbei soon felt that something was wrong again.
The people around them were still looking at them with strange eyes.
"Why do they still look at us like this, is there something wrong with us?" Feng Bei asked Ye Hongchen in a low voice.
Ye Hongchen casually glanced around, and in the eyes of everyone's envy, jealousy and hatred, he leaned into Fengbei's ear again, and exhaled like a land: "No, because my sister is really beautiful......
"Don't want to. β