The heart is sorrowful, the pen is hard to go to the text, the right path is vicissitudes, and the version is lucky.

The flags flutter in the sea of clouds, and the hawkers compete to sell the goods.

"Wow!wow!!!

Hao Se stood inside the gate of Le'an County, his eyes were round, his mouth was wide open, and he had a shocked expression on the face of a countryman entering the city.

As far as the eye can see, a street about ten zhang wide spreads out in front of you, but you can see all kinds of banners waving in the wind, looking along the street, countless shops are open to the street, there is an endless stream of customers, small traders and vendors are stationed on the side of the street, shouting and shouting endlessly, passers-by are bustling, a lively and extraordinary scene.

"This is a real ancient county town!"

Hao Se's face was full of excitement, and he looked around randomly as he walked slowly.

"Cloth shops, garment shops, satin shops, tea shops, shoe shops, candle shops, mountain goods shops, tea houses, pawnshops, rice shops, mills...... Mother, this is even more lively than Wangfujing Street! Look at this silk shop!"

As he spoke, Hao Se rushed to a shop on the east side of the street, poked his head into the shop, but saw that the shop was lined with silk and satin, dazzling in seven colors, and extremely gorgeous.

"This silk must be expensive!"

Hao Se was speechless, his head shrank, he turned around, and ran to the porcelain shop on the other side, only to see that in the store, blue and white porcelain were listed, the glaze was fine, exquisite, handsome, and exquisite.

"Blue and white porcelain! Blue and white porcelain of the Ming Dynasty! This must be hundreds of millions!"

Hao Se clutched the door frame, a pair of dead fish eyes shimmering.

"Go, go, go! Where is this little Hanako, don't block the door!" Xiao Er in the store coaxed Hao Se out with anger on his face.

And Hao Se, who has always been bad-tempered, did not look angry, but glanced at Xiao Er with envy, smashed his mouth twice, and retreated to the middle of the street.

"Brother corpse, we must do a great job here!"

After shouting with great pride, no one answered behind him.

"Corpse brother?!" Hao Se's heart jumped, and he turned around hurriedly, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

But seeing the corpse Tianqing standing quietly three steps behind him, a pair of eyes hidden behind thick bangs, unable to see his expression clearly, only a tight chin could be seen.

"Brother corpse, you should have answered, I thought you were lost!"

Hao Se grabbed Corpse Tianqing's arm and walked forward with an excited face.

"Look, brother corpse, look at this skill of grinding mirrors, this has long been lost!"

"I'll go, brother corpse, take a look at this cotton cloth, it's natural and pollution-free, it's all handmade!"

Along the way, the surprised exclamations from Hao Se's mouth never stopped.

And the more he praised, the more excited he became, the louder he screamed, and the passers-by who heard it frequently looked sideways, and despised Hao Se with an expression of "where did this come from?"

Corpse Tianqing let Hao Se pull his arm forward, under the heavy bangs, his eyes looked at Hao Se's excited face fixedly, and a trace of doubt crossed his eyebrows slightly.

"Steamed bread, steaming steamed bread!"

A cry of sale successfully stopped Hao Se's courageous progress.

Hao Se stopped, stood in front of a stack of three-layer steamed bread cage drawers, looked at the steaming steamed buns in the cage drawer, and swallowed saliva.

"Little brother, let's have a steamed bun, it's white and delicious. The stall owner is an old man who is over half a hundred years old, and he greeted him warmly.

"How much is one?" asked Hao Se with a nervous expression.

"Two pennies a piece. The old man said with a smile.

"Okay, let's have one!" Hao Se took out the two coins that had just been given to him from his arms, exchanged them for a steamed bun, broke more than half of them and handed them to Corpse Tianqing, "Brother Corpse, eat a cushion for your stomach first." ”

Corpse Tianqing silently took the steamed bun, looked at the size of the steamed bun in his hand, and handed the steamed bun back: "Arthur, I'm not hungry." ”

"Oh, just a steamed bun, don't worry about it!" Hao Se swallowed the steamed bun in two bites with a disapprehensive face, puffed out his cheeks and said, "Let's make a lot of money later, let's go to the restaurant to have a good meal." ”

Corpse Tianqing glanced at Hao Se, silently wrapped the steamed buns, and stuffed them into his arms.

"Okay, Brother Corpse, let's get ready to start!" Hao Se wiped his mouth, clapped his hands, and turned his head to clear the corpse.

Corpse Tianqing straightened and froze: "What?"

"Start making money!" Hao Se hehehe, his hands on his hips, took a deep breath, and suddenly said:

"Come on, come on, don't miss it when you pass by! The masters of the rivers and lakes pass by the treasure land, and perform the lost secret techniques of the rivers and lakes on the spot, the fist is like thunder, kicking the rivers and seas, and not regretting the three lives!"

This voice was so loud that it shook the flags of the entire street three times.

The pedestrians on the street stopped at the same time, and looked in the direction of Hao Se and Corpse Tianqing.

A moment of tranquility.

Then, everyone turned their heads one after another, those who hurried continued to hurry, those who sold things continued to shout, and those who bought things continued to bargain, all with the same reaction - ignorance!

A small wind swished through, Hao Se's confused expression and corpse Tianqing's stiff body.

"I'll strangle it!" Hao Se stomped his foot, opened his voice and shouted again, "A rare exquisite boxing technique in a hundred years!

On the noisy street, the cold wind continued to blow coldly through the two figures.

None, one, people, around, watch!

Ancestors plank!

It's not the same as saying yes!

Hao Se's dead fish eyes burst out, and he turned his head to look at the corpse Tianqing next to him: "Brother corpse, why didn't anyone come to see it?"

Corpse Tianqing shook his head stiffly.

"Ancestor Banban, what kind of situation is this?!"

Hao Se turned his head to look at the crowd and grabbed his hair, but he didn't notice that when he turned his head, the corpse Tianqing on his side secretly breathed a sigh of relief with a relieved expression.

"Oh, little brother, you can't do this. Suddenly, the uncle who sold steamed buns next to him came quietly.

Hao Se's dead fish eyes lit up, and he suddenly rushed to the steamed bun stall, and asked with a "begging for guidance" expression: "Uncle, what do you think?"

"Little brother, are you from out of town?" asked the uncle while placing the steamed buns.

"Yes, when I first came to Guibaodi, I was thinking of finding a job to eat. Hao Se nodded repeatedly.

The uncle looked at his face: "Looking at the posture of the little brother just now, do you want to do tricks in the rivers and lakes?"

"That's right, that's right!" Hauser continued to nod.

"Hahahaha!" The uncle couldn't help laughing when he heard this, and shook his head frequently, "Hey, little brother, one of you has no guys, two have no clothes, and three have no blood, so you go to show off empty-handed, no one will look at it!"

"Ha?!" Hao Se listened with black lines all over his head, "Uncle, what did you say?"

"Don't understand?" the uncle raised his eyebrows.

Hao Se shook his head, and then looked at Corpse Tianqing, who hurriedly shook his head.

"Please show this master a clear way!" Hao Se solemnly clenched his fists.

"I can't afford to be a big gift from my little brother, old man. The uncle smiled and waved his hand, "But if you want to show you the way, I can show you one." ”

As he spoke, the uncle raised his hand and pointed forward: "See, walk forward along this street, there is a stone bridge, cross the stone bridge, see the fork in the road to the east, and then walk half a cup of tea, you can see the most lively market in the county, and there are rivers and lakes performing arts at the mouth of the market." Speaking of this, the uncle glanced at Hao Se with a meaningful face, "Little brother, you go and take a look first, and then decide whether you want to eat this bowl of rice." ”

"Market mouth?" Hao Se glanced in the direction that the uncle pointed, nodded, and looked back and hugged his fist at the uncle, "Thank you for your advice." ”

"You're welcome, you're welcome. The uncle shook his hand again and again.

Hao Se turned to the corpse Tianqing again: "Brother corpse, let's go! Do market research with Lao Tzu! I don't believe Lao Tzu, can the street art level of the Ming Dynasty be stronger than the Spring Festival Gala!"

Lao Tzu is wrong!

Lao Tzu is very wrong!

Hao Se stood at the entrance of the market, looking at the performing arts groups on the east and west sides of the market entrance with a confused expression, the dead fish's eyes were straight and his body was stiff.

The level of street performance in the Ming Dynasty has obviously thrown off several mango platform logos of the Spring Festival Gala!

On the street where there is a constant stream of streets, there are only two busker groups working, and although there are not many of them, the quality is jaw-dropping.

The team on the north side played with a chest crushed boulder that has a long history and likes to see.

But two men with open chests and full arms carried a stone slab more than three inches thick and placed it on the chest of another man of the same shape, and then the two men picked up two thick iron hammers and took turns to smash them at the stone slab.

With each loud noise, the whole ground trembled faintly, and then I saw the man under the slate, spurting blood one after another, and after the slate was broken and lifted down, the blood spurted out by the man under the slate was enough to wash his face.

But it was such a life-fighting performance, but the onlookers next to him were excited, sparsely applauding, and occasionally a few cast copper plates, which seemed to be friendly sponsorship.

Where is this a showman, this is a sell-off!

Hao Se watched the big man vomiting blood get up with a shocked face, and continued to vomit blood while collecting the bounty on the ground, and looked stiffly at the corpse Tianqing beside him.

"Corpse Brother...... Can you do this?"

Corpse Tianqing's eyes widened: "Arthur, Tianqing's internal strength has lost ......"

"Why don't we go over there again?" Hauser suggested.

"Listen to Arthur. Corpse Tianqing nodded repeatedly.

The two wiped a cold sweat together and switched to the performing arts group on the south side.

This team is obviously more popular, and many people clapped and cheered around the inner and outer three floors, and the atmosphere was very warm.

"Good, good, one more!"

"Oh! that's real kung fu!"

Hao Se's dead fish eyes flashed, giving Corpse Tianqing a look, and the cat led Corpse Tianqing to squeeze into the crowd with his waist bent and neck, and successfully seized a favorable position for inner onlookers.

But when you stand still and look at it, you are dumbfounded again.

This form of performing arts in the rivers and lakes is even greater than Hao Se expected.

At this time, there was a masked girl dressed in a red shirt with a hot convex and backward body. As soon as he entered the field, he lit the long whip with which he poured fire oil on his hand with a torch, and with a turn of his wrist, he danced in the middle of the field.

The whip crackled in the air and was deafening, and each time it struck the ground, it was a long mark of fire. The dazzling sparks splashed with the whip body, and a fire rainbow was drawn in mid-air, and the girl's concave and convex figure swayed in it, like a phoenix dancing golden flower, which was very eye-catching.

Mother's ......

Hao Se looked down at his flat figure, and then at the emaciated figure of the corpse on his side......

Hey, our hardware facilities are not up to standard!

Next, another big man on the field, dressed in a chestless suit, stepping on colorful cloud boots, holding a long sword, stepped into the field, and after dancing at a gallop, suddenly, the long sword was thrown, and he held it with his backhand, and it was actually stabbed into his mouth.

"Ahh

The audience screamed, and the long sword was swallowed by the man.

"Good, good!"

"Wow, this cow!"

The applause around is endless.

"This Lao Tzu knows!" Amidst the shouts of everyone, Hao Se explained to the corpse Tianqing beside him with a smug face, "That sword has a mechanism and can be retracted-"

Unexpectedly, before the words fell, I saw that the man suddenly turned around, and saw the tip of a sword coming out of the back of the waist, and there were still blood stains!

"Arthur, what did you just say?"

In the deafening applause, the corpse Tianqing's hoarse voice was so weak that it was almost inaudible.

"No, nothing...... Hao Se looked at the man in shock, held the blade of the sword, pulled out the bloodstained sword body from the back waist, and when he drew the hilt, he actually made a feeling of being stuck, and spurted a stream of blood before pulling out the entire sword body.

", this is too realistic, the demeanor of a magic master!" Hao Se was frightened and clapped his hands with everyone, and turned his eyes to look at Corpse Tianqing, "Corpse brother, this is too ......"

Unexpectedly, as soon as he was halfway through the words, he saw that the corpse Tianqing's face changed greatly, his eyes were like two copper bells, and he shook his head vigorously at himself.

Hauser: "......"

Hey, corpse brother, does Lao Tzu look like the kind of fierce god bully who forces the women and men of good families to swallow swords and bleed?!

In short, after observing two street performances, the results of Hausser's market research were-

"Brother corpse, Lao Tzu thinks, why don't we go and apply for a shop, a second runner, a dishwasher, or something, it's more practical. ”

Hao Se squatted under the big locust tree at the entrance of the market, looking at the crowded market with a blank face, and said with difficulty.

"Tianqing, listen to Arthur's ......"

The corpse Tianqing, who was squatting beside Hao Se with the same movement and expression, muttered and replied.

The swishing breeze blows through the treetops of the locust tree, shakes off a few residual leaves, and swims away with the wind, desolate and infinite......

Little Lori: "You're not a baby girl, you're taller than other boys, you're a baby boy!"

Hao Se: "I'm really a baby girl! I don't believe it, I'll take off my pants and show you!"

"Wow, Hauser is a hooligan!" Little Lori ran away in tears.

The kindergarten aunt who ran over was furious: "Hao Se, you punish me to stop!"

Hao Se, who was carrying his pants, said that he was very upset.

Another example, in elementary school-

The shy girl: "Squad leader Hao Se, can I be your girlfriend?"

Helpless Hao Se: "I'm a female ......"

The teary-eyed girl: "Squad leader Hao Se, don't you like me?"

Very helpless Hao Se: "I'm really a female ......"

The girl who broke the boat: "Even if you are a woman, I don't mind!"

Hao Se, who wanted to cry without tears: "I mind!"

Then, in junior high school:

Flower Season Girl A: "Don't you think Hao Se's eyes are scary?"

Flower Season Girl B: "It seems to be a little." ”

Flower Season Girl C: "I used to think she was a little handsome, but as soon as this semester started, I suddenly felt that her eyes were ......"

Flower Season Girl Ding: "Ah!

The sleepy-eyed Hao Se looked up: "Huh?"

"Yikes!"

"Hao Se glared at me!"

"Run!"

The girl A, B, C and Ding fled in the wilderness.

Hao Se looked confused: "What's the situation? I just didn't wake up!"

High School –

Bad Youth League: "Hey, kid in front, hand over your pocket money!"

"What?" Haute turned his head.

The delinquent youth group knelt down at the same time: "Big brother, big brother!

Hao Se with a black line: "I'm not a big brother!"

Delinquent Youth League: "This big brother, don't laugh! With your style and eyes, you must be a famous big brother on the road!"

Hao Se, who burst out with green tendons on the top of his head: "My eyes are natural!"

"Big brother, your family is actually the foundation of your ancestors! Big brother, is there still a shortage of people in your gang? Why don't you take a few younger brothers!"

Hao Se: Your sister!

College years –

Male classmate A: "Hao Se! Hao Se! Those freshman boys are picking thorns again, you hurry up and go to the town with us!"

Hao Se, who looked up from the pile of books: "The exam is coming up next week, and I still have to review—"

Male classmate B: "It won't take long, Hao Se, as long as you stand there and glance at it casually, those little cubs will definitely kneel!"

Hauser: "Hey, I'm a girl!"

Male classmate C: "If you don't say it, who can tell that you are a girl?"

The male classmate Ding was teary-eyed: "Brother Hao, it's up to you!"

Hao Se, who was furious: "Give it to Lao Tzu and I'll get out!"

The male classmate A, B, C and D dispersed in a hurry: "It's terrible!"

College Graduation Season –

Hao Se, who was putting on makeup for the first time, looked shy: "Senior, senior, thank you for coming today, this, this rose for you!"

The senior looked horrified: "Hao Se, did you get beaten in the face? What is this flower for?!"

Hao Se blushed: "Learn, senior, in fact, I, I have always liked and liked you......"

The senior Dong took a few steps back: "That, that Hao Se, I like and like women." ”

Hao Se was puzzled: "I'm a woman!"

The senior jumped up: "What?!No! That, it's, actually, what I like is a man, it's a man!"

Stunned Hause: "......"

The frightened senior said: "Hao Se, don't be angry, don't be angry! I, I'm still in a hurry, go first!"

Hao Se, who looked at the back of the senior who fled in the wilderness: "......"

Melodious singing voices can be heard in the distance: "Hearts are broken into pieces ......"

A large group of male classmates rushed up, and wine bottles and barbecued meat flew all over the sky around Hao Se.

"Hao Se!

"In the future, our brothers will be on different sides of the world, and we won't see each other anymore!"

"Come on, Hause, have an all-night drink with your brothers!"

Hao Se, who slapped away the wine bottle, burst into tears: "Lao Tzu is really a woman!"

Then, time flew by and came to the Ming Dynasty hundreds of years ago-

Comrade Hao Se, who is responsible for appearance, once again caused a life-threatening misunderstanding because of his "outstanding" appearance.

"Cave, cave room?"

Hao Se stared at the bandit woman in front of him, who looked at the side of the ridge as strong, and the little tongue in his throat was trembling.

"Cave room! Cave room tonight!Hahahahaha-" Mao Jindao smiled thickly, and the whole room shook.

What a joke!

Lao Tzu was born without this function!

Hao Se's two dead fish eyes rolled upward, and he almost fainted.

But in the eyes of others, everyone saw two fierce lights shining out of the eyes of the tall and thin young man in front of them, gloomy and terrifying.

Mao Jindao's face suddenly sank: "You don't want to?"

As soon as these words came out, all the bandits immediately shuddered, and the next moment, whether it was Meng Sanye's gang or Yang Erye's team, they all began to speak in unison about the great cause of media:

"Brother Hao, it's your blessing that the big boss has taken a fancy to you!"

"Brother Hao, you are the big boss!"

"This brother, you can't ask for this kind of marriage!"

"Brother Hao!"

"This brother ......"

"Shut it all up!" Mao Jindao snorted, and shook his hand and waved a palm.

"Click!" the palm wind immediately split a crack in the pillar.

All the bandits trembled at the same time, and were immediately silenced.

Hao Se's body trembled, and he came back to his senses in an instant.

"Say, don't you look down on me!"

The golden knife pressed forward step by step, Hao Se retreated step by step, and in a few steps, the golden knife forced Hao Se into a corner.

The big oily face in front of him was so gloomy that it could almost drip ink, as if Hao Se could say a "no" word, and he could immediately squeeze Hao Se into a meat puree.

Help me!

This is the rhythm of the overlord's hard bow!

Hao Se was squeezed and his face was blue, and the dead fish's eyes burst out one after another.

But a group of bandits around him were all frightened, looking cowering, and Meng Sanshi, the only one who wanted to come forward to help, was dragged back by Huang Dazhuang and Huang Erzhuang.

The world is hot and cold!

People really have to rely on themselves!

But...... How can I help myself?

Is it like the scholar just now, to hit the wall to protect himself......

But the problem is that Lao Tzu is not the kind of scholar who sings three chants with twists and turns, even if he bites his tongue and commits suicide now, I am afraid that he will not be able to exchange for the mercy and pity of this golden knife......

Wait a minute!

Who said Lao Tzu wasn't a scholar?

Lao Tzu is a high-end cultural person who has broken 10,000 books in the exam and guessed questions like a god, and he is a fighter among scholars!

Thinking of this, Hao Se suddenly shook his spirit, his fists suddenly clenched, and his three white eyes suddenly stared at him, and in an instant, the gangster rushed out and shouted: "Bah!"

The golden knife that approached Hao Se changed his face in an instant, and he took a step back.

The surrounding bandits were even more shocked, and they all picked up their weapons and waited for them.

But seeing Hao Se's eyebrows raised, he condensed his voice: "I wish to have one heart and no white head!"

There was a moment of silence in the hall.

"What did you say?" said Maojindao's face lit up.

Hao Se hurriedly changed his tone and slowed down his voice a little: "I wish to have one heart, and the white head will not be separated......"

"I wish to have one heart...... White heads are inseparable...... Okay, that's a good thing to say......" Mao Jindao looked in a trance, took a few steps back, and muttered aftertaste.

Thank God!

Hauser squatted down the wall to the ground.

"Have you read a book?" Mao Jindao suddenly snorted and squatted down, looking at Hao Se with an excited expression and asked.

"Count, count...... Huh!"

Hao Se, who had survived the catastrophe, looked up at the affectionate little eyes of the golden knife opposite, and his whole head suddenly buzzed-

In a hurry, I made such a low-level fatal mistake!

This golden knife likes scholars, and Lao Tzu actually went up to tell people that Lao Tzu is a cultural person who has read books......

Ancestors plank!

Isn't this jumping into the fire pit by yourself?

What to do, what to do?!

So far, it seems that only by showing Lao Tzu's true gender can he escape......

No way, no way!

As the saying goes, "After three years in the man's pile, the sow can also become a sable".

What's more, there are dozens of men here, and they are men of this level who face the Mao Jin Dao every day - compared with this Mao Jin Dao, Lao Tzu is a heavenly immortal!

If it is revealed that Lao Tzu is a woman, the consequences will definitely be unimaginable!

But if you don't say it—

Do you really want to have a room with this golden knife cave?!

Don't say that Lao Tzu doesn't have this function, even if he does, seeing the explosive appearance of the Mao Jin Knife, it is estimated that there is no play!

Hao Se suddenly broke out in a sweat.

Mao Jindao stared at Hao Se's expression change, and his face gradually darkened: "Sure enough, you scholars just look down on me." ”

"The little brother doesn't look down on the big boss," Hao Se hurriedly shouted, "but ...... Instead, I felt that ...... countless classic romance lines popped up with beads of sweat the size of Hao Sedou, and in the end, a tried and tested stand out, "The little brother is not worthy of being a big boss!"

Unexpectedly, as soon as these words came out, Mao Jindao's face darkened: "Sure enough, he looks down on me Mao Jindao!"

"Big boss, you misunderstood!" Hao Se lifted his shirt, knelt on one knee, clasped his hands into fists, and said sincerely, "Although the little brother is the first time to see the big boss, he is also deeply impressed by the heroism of the big boss, so the little brother gave this sentence 'I wish to be a person with one heart and no one else' to the big boss!"

"Hmm, what do you say?"

"The big boss, this marriage event is related to the happiness of the big boss's life, and it must not be a child's play!" Hao Se wiped the beads of sweat on his neck, "If a heroine like a big boss is a heroine among women, if it is given to a layman like the younger brother, wouldn't it be a flower inserted in cow dung?!"

"Poof!" someone burst out laughing.

"Who dares to laugh!" the third master roared angrily.

The room fell silent again.

"Do you really think I'm like a flower?"

"That's nature! And it's a rare flower in the world!" Hao Se stubbornly made persistent efforts, "A character like a big boss must be matched with a rich and wealthy man who is full of wealth and wealth as a husband!"

Mao Jindao's eyes lit up: "I can really find such a husband?!"

"Of course!" Hao Se nodded fiercely, "I believe in the little brother, you can do it!"

"Then where are you going to find it?" asked Mao Jindao with a look of anticipation.

"Uh......" Hauser was stunned.

"Yes, Brother Hao, where are you looking for such characters?"

The surrounding crowd of bandits looked at Hao Se with their eyes full of shining stars.

The ancestors are banban, where does Lao Tzu know!

What Lao Tzu blurted out just now is just the standard marketing line of the marriage and love network to flicker into the club, but there is a wood network and a rice and a Du Niang, and there is no marriage and love network, even if Lao Tzu is the former chief matchmaker of the marriage and love network, he can only take a break.

"Didn't you lie to me?" Mao Jindao's face sank again.

"No! absolutely not!" Hao Se waved his hand again and again, the dead fish's eyes turned wildly, and suddenly a flash of inspiration, "Big boss, didn't you just say that you were going to Juyimen to divide the rudder in two months?"

"So what?" said the Golden Knife.

"Juyi Gate-this-well-known-Gate Sect......" Hao Se said while observing everyone's faces, and after making sure that he was not wrong, he continued, "Naturally, there are many heroes, heroes and heroes are everywhere, presumably the big boss will definitely meet a sweetheart here!"

"I see!" Mao Jindao slapped his thigh, "You're right!

At this moment, the whole room was boiling, and the bandits high-fived and cheered:

"Great!"

"I said a long time ago, the big boss must marry the big hero!"

"Juyimen is the number one gang in the world, there must be a drama!"

"That's right! That's right!"

Mao Jindao stood up and looked at Meng Sanshi with joy on his face: "Third brother, you brother has received it well!"

Meng Sanshi smiled and hugged his fists: "It's all the blessings of the big family!"

Mao Jindao looked at Hao Se again, lifted Hao Se up from the ground, and patted Hao Se on the shoulder: "Hao Se, in the future, you will be our brother in the village, we will be blessed and enjoy hardships together!"

"Thank you, big boss!" Hao Se shook the beads of sweat on his hands and clenched his fists in thanks.

"It's rare to have a reader, and then—hmm...... Brother Hao is our military advisor in Yuexizhai!" Mao Jindao patted Hao Se on the shoulder again, "Come with me to Juyimen next month to choose a husband for me!"

What?!Strategist?!

Hao Se suddenly raised his head, his eyelids jumping.

"Congratulations to the military advisor!"

"Congratulations to Master Hao!"

Meng Sanshi's gang cheered.

And Yang Ermu's gang was staring at him with gloomy faces.

Hao Se's smile stiffened.

True! Thy chastity has been saved, but he has become a dog-headed military advisor in a bandit's den!

Modern Theatre 01:

Matchmaker Marriage Network Recruitment Site:

Examiner: We've never recruited male matchmakers.

Hauser: I'm a woman.

Examiner: Ah, sorry, I read it wrong! Then why did you come to our matchmaker matchmaking network to apply?

Hauser: You have a lot of girls here.

Examiner: Huh?

Hauser: I want to stay in a place where there are a lot of girls.

Examiner: What?

Hao Se: I said, I want to stay in a place where there are many girls!

Examiner: Admission!

Modern Theatre 02:

The first lesson of matchmaker marriage and love network:

Top matchmaker: The member is the peerless beauty, the member is the handsome guy in the city!

Matchmaker Network Newcomers: ......

Top matchmaker: This is the standard routine line for joining the club, and everyone has to memorize it!

Matchmaker newcomers: What?

Matchmaker's marketing lines standard version:

1. Marriage is a lifelong event! As the saying goes, men are afraid of entering the wrong line and women are afraid of marrying the wrong man.

2. You are the most beautiful and best person in the world, and those who gave up on you before have lost their treasure! They have lost their happiness!

2. If a person like you finds someone to marry casually, it is a flower inserted in cow dung!

3. You are the most perfect, you will definitely be able to find a husband who is taller, handsome and kind-hearted than Jin Jian with a car and a house!

4. Trust me!

Hauser: What the hell is this?

Hao Se: "No, no, my mother said, Hao Se is a baby girl and can't marry a bride." ”

Little Lori: "You're not a baby girl, you're taller than other boys, you're a baby boy!"

Hao Se: "I'm really a baby girl! I don't believe it, I'll take off my pants and show you!" 166 Reading Network