"Mr. Xiao, Mr. Yang, welcome to the City of God!" At the Rio de Janeiro airport, as soon as Xiao Peng and the two walked out of the airport, a middle-aged woman greeted them.

Xiao Peng and Yang Meng looked at each other and swore to God that the two of them really didn't know each other. How can two people in Brazil know a middle-aged Chinese woman?

Seeing Xiao Peng's doubts, the female confessed to hand the phone to Xiao Peng, and Xiao Peng took the phone: "Hey, who!"

"Honey, are you going to leave us orphans and widows?"

"Ya。。。。。。 Second...... Yali?" Xiao Peng stammered when he heard the voice on the phone. What's going on with this Nima? How did Yari find herself?

There was a gossiping voice on the other side of the phone, Xiao Peng was dumbfounded, what's the matter? How many wives are there? Is this an illusion?

"What's the matter? Did you forget about your daughters-in-law after you went out?" said Ally's voice unhurriedly.

Cold sweat came down on Xiao Peng's head: "That, Yang Meng I just found in Brazil, isn't this 。。。。。。 ”

"Who is that in Cuba?" Yali directly exposed Xiao Peng's lies.

Xiao Peng was stunned: "How do you know?"

Yali laughed: "My dear, you underestimate the power of our country too much, I don't know how many people are looking for your whereabouts, but you are also too good at running, Jingran ran to Brazil." When the Brazilian side was investigating the case, they asked the Huaxia Embassy for help, but when they looked at the records in the surveillance video, well, isn't this the two of you? The result is good, in the end, I can only find out that you flew the plane, and there is no whereabouts!"

Xiao Peng asked, "Wait, then how do you know that we are in Brazil?"

"What is the name of a little fan of yours? Marcelo posted a photo on ins, saying that he had seen his idol, and he was the king of cars in the Chinese competition that year. And your name has long been set as a sensitive word by the Huaxia Internet Police, and the information of your two names will be extracted as long as there is a name on the Internet around the world, and then search for your whereabouts by filtering useless information, and the result is good, I really found the two of you. I heard that kid is also quite ridiculous, and after hearing your true identity, he cried and wiped his tears, and scolded you for being liars, how did you two deceive people's feelings?"

Xiao Peng covered his face: "We lied to him about something, it's just that I didn't tell him our true identity." That, wife, how's the house?"

"Do you still know about home? I thought you didn't want this home? Mom said, I'll break your leg when you come back, you can do it yourself. Yali laughed.

Xiao Peng was completely helpless: "That, wife, let's go home。。。。。。 ”

Yang Meng listened to it with an anxious expression: "Hey, let's go back?"

Xiao Peng waved his hand and motioned for him not to speak.

"I'll come and I'll come out. Jimma Ward's voice came from the other side of the phone: "Oh, our dear husband, are you still willing to come back?

Xiao Peng was anxious: "What nonsense are you talking about? What is the fifth child! I can't accompany just a few of you! Can't I go back now?"

Jimma laughed, "I'm coming back, didn't I hear you want to go on an expedition to the Amazon? Why don't you go?"

Xiao Peng scratched his head, how can this Nima know everything?

"No, no, no, if you go, your wife will be gone!" Xiao Peng hurriedly said.

"Well, that's a nice thing to say, Brazil, the land of beautiful women, aren't you looking for a woman there?" asked Gima.

"I swear to the leader, no!" Xiao Peng swore without hesitation, it was you who asked yourself if you were looking for a woman in Brazil, and I really didn't look for a woman when I arrived in Brazil.

"Huh, so good?" said Gimma in disbelief.

Xiao Peng snorted: "Yes, isn't this too late。。。。。。 ”

Jima laughed out loud after hearing this: "Okay, it's okay, but don't go to the Amazon rainforest, my dear, we have thought about it, you have been at home with us with the children all these years, this is finally out, let you have a good time!"

"Really?" Xiao Peng's eyes widened, this is good news!

"Of course it's true! Don't think that only you love us, we love you, but you have to promise us that we must pay attention to safety!" said Gima.

After hearing this, Xiao Peng hurriedly nodded: "Don't worry! We must pay attention to safety。。。。。。 ”

Before he could finish his sentence, he heard an argument on the other end of the phone------

"I'll just say, he's going to want to go out!"

"That's right, that's right, so whatever you want us to do, it's all lying and deceiving us to play!"

"It is better to believe that there are ghosts in the world than to believe in the broken mouths of men。。。。。。 ”

Xiao Peng's face was speechless, what the hell, he married so many wives back then, isn't this special pit himself?

"Honey, why don't you speak?" came Gemma's voice.

Xiao Peng sighed: "What else can I say? It's wrong to say anything now. ”

After listening to Xiao Peng's words, there was laughter on the other side of the phone. Xiao Peng didn't understand what was going on, Jima smiled: "Okay, dear, teasing you, what I said just now is true, you have done a good job for your family over the years, think about how well you were on the road before you got married, just like the wildebeest on the great migration, you are always on the road, but after you get married, you put all your energy on us and the children, dear, you really did a good job, we really hope you can be happy this time, just play if you want!" In fact, to be honest, we want to accompany you, but think about the troubles that our family is experiencing now, we won't add to the chaos, you have fun, go home when you're done, and remember that your family is worried about you. ”

Xiao Peng was suspicious: "Really not teasing me?"

The voices of the girls laughed on the other side of the phone: "Of course I didn't tease you! I just teased you, you have taken care of the family for so many years, this time it is a holiday for you! But we must promise me not to bring back another old five! Do you hear?" said Jima.

Yali shouted on the side: "If you have to mess around, we can't see it, we can't control it, but you have to take care of yourself, don't come back with a dirty disease, otherwise you won't let you enter the house when the time comes, don't blame us for being ruthless!"

Xiao Peng hurriedly said: "How can I be! I'm guarding like a jade outside!" He knew that this woman was a representative of duplicity, but he didn't dare to say the wrong thing casually!

Yali grabbed the phone: "Then what happened to having dinner with Ji Nu yesterday?"

Xiao Peng hurriedly said: "We are not familiar with the food here, and we don't know what is good to eat and drink, so we need to have a tour guide, isn't it? And just because she is a Ji girl, I can highlight how simple I am here, don't you? You see, we just had a meal and left, and nothing happened to them at all!"

Yali snorted coldly, "If you have something to do with her, do you think we can talk to you like this now?"

After hearing this, cold sweat flowed from Xiao Peng's head.

"I'm telling you, there are more beautiful women in Rio de Janeiro, don't be tempted!" said Yali.

Xiao Peng laughed: "Look at what you said, Lao Tzu has four wives." Who else in the world can marry a supermodel, a princess, or a dancer? What kind of woman can still enter my field of vision now?"

After hearing this, Jima 'cut' and said: "What do you Chinese proverbs say? A wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is better than stealing, stealing is better than stealing, men are animals who like to hunt for curiosities, this has nothing to do with looks, even if you marry a fairy, you will be tempted by other women! This has nothing to do with looks! It is the nature of men!"

Xiao Peng was speechless, what Nima said was really right, men didn't move in the face of temptation, only whether they could hold back! But can you admit it at this time? Definitely not! Xiao Peng's eyes rolled: "Jima, the key is that the women here don't meet my aesthetics! It's okay just to look at the face, but when I look at the buttocks, I damn it, it's all the size of a grinding plate! It's scary to look at, and I'm going to hook up with them?"

There are indeed a lot of Brazilian beauties, but there is one thing that Xiao Peng can't stand it, that is, the aesthetics of the people here are really different from those of Asians, they are beautiful with their big butts.

Most Asians go to plastic surgery hospitals for plastic surgery, with a high nose bridge, double eyelids, a sharp chin, and some stuffed breasts to make them bigger, but Brazilians don't, they have double eyelids, high nose bridge, pointed chin, and big breasts, and they still think that single eyelids are more beautiful in their eyes.

Isn't You Mei the best example? Belgian and Japanese are of mixed blood, with a pair of oriental willow eyes on their western faces, and they are directly known as angel-level beauties. Look at the Western men looking for Eastern women as wives, aren't most of them short noses and single eyelids?

So where do you start with so many Brazilian plastic surgery? Three parts: lips, breasts and buttocks.

The lips should be thicker, the breasts should be in a better shape, and the buttocks should be fat! The most important thing is the buttocks, Asian women play with stuffing things into their chests, and Brazilian women play with stuffing things into their butts. On the way back yesterday, I saw a lot of beautiful Brazilian girls, Xiao Peng thought it was pretty good, but Marcelo directly said 'the ass is small' and ignored it.

Chinese women pay more attention to breasts, and Brazilian women pay more attention to buttocks.

But this really doesn't fit the aesthetics of Asian men。。。。。。

Jimma laughed when she heard this: "I don't like Brazilian women because my feelings don't meet your aesthetics?"

Xiao Peng covered his face: "Yes, what did I say was wrong, can't I say it if I don't say it?"

Jimma laughed, "Teasing you! Go play! We believe in you!"

Xiao Peng sighed in his heart, do you believe me? I don't believe myself: "By the way, Jima, who is here to pick me up from the plane?"

Jima explained: "Oh, I forgot to tell you, this is the person Uncle Zheng helped you find, it is Ms. Chen from our country's embassy in Rio, you can contact her if you need any help! By the way, I heard that Brazil is going to hold a nationwide march against the president in the next two days, which means that there will be a general strike, so you should prepare in advance." ”

Xiao Peng nodded: "Wives, don't worry, your husband still can't believe it?"

Jimma pouted: "As long as you go out, you will be infinitely energetic." Okay, I won't tell you this, you guys have a good time over there, the Amazon rainforest is a very dangerous place, you must pay attention to safety!"

When Xiao Peng heard this, he said angrily: "What am I afraid of? It can't be more dangerous than the African rainforest, right? At least there is no one here chasing us with an AK-47 all over the forest!"

Jima said disdainfully: "Okay, okay, we know that you are amazing, and we don't know what my surname is as soon as you leave the house!" Okay, we won't tell you, okay, we won't tell you more, just know that you're okay." Again, you must ensure that your body is safe!"

Yang Meng hurriedly said on the side: "Why didn't anyone mention me?"

Xiao Peng glanced at him: "I ran out of the house just because of you, do you think my wives can give you a good look?"

Sure enough, Jimma on the phone heard Yang Meng's movement and said, "Mengzi, your father also knew that he found you yesterday." ”

After hearing this, Yang Meng grabbed the phone and asked, "Really, what did he say?"

"Oh, the old man said, anyway, now the old Yang family has a son, it doesn't matter if you die and don't go home. ”

Yang Meng: "。。。。。。 ”

Everyone's happy laughter came from the other side of the phone: "Okay, you don't know what virtues your old man has? Standard knife mouth tofu heart! This time Xiao Peng went to look for you because your father sighed every day and didn't have a smiling face? After scolding you last night, he drank two taels of wine happily and sang a piece of 'Empty City Strategy'." ”

Hearing this, Yang Meng's face looked a little better, but he still pouted: "You still drank two taels of wine?" and I'm not afraid that my stepmother will give him a lecture." ”

Xiao Peng snatched the phone back when he heard this: "Just your stepmother, who is a widow, is about to serve your father as the emperor and train him? Don't make international jokes! That, wives, you wait for me to go back, don't let Ms. Chen wait!"

After several wives said goodbye to him, they hung up the phone. Xiao Peng returned the phone to Ms. Chen: "Ms. Chen, I'm sorry to keep you waiting for a long time, there are a lot of people in the family, so I let you see the joke." ”

Ms. Chen waved her hand: "It's okay, Mr. Xiao, Mr. Yang, you have a special identity, that's why the country attaches so much importance to the two of you。。。。。。 ”

Before she finished speaking, Yang Meng interrupted her: "Don't, it's not that we have a special identity, it's Brother Peng, I'm just following the soy sauce." ”

Ms. Chen smiled and said, "I don't know if there's anything you need me to help with?"

Xiao Peng thought for a while: "Actually, we really don't want to trouble the national power, so we still want to act on our own." If Ms. Chen really wanted to help us, it would be nice to help us find a car. ”

Ms. Chen laughed after hearing this: "Sure enough, as mentioned above, you can rest assured that the car has been arranged and is outside." ”