Song Zheng watched the Oscar awards ceremony on the Internet in his last life, and at that time, in addition to caring about who could win the little golden man, he was most concerned about who was the master of ceremonies of the awards ceremony. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Don't underestimate this role, the quality of a master of ceremonies is the key to the success of the entire awards ceremony, but the master of ceremonies invited by the program team today really can't be complimented.

Dressed in a suit, wearing a red tie, and having a straight face, that is, the line is not right, just his seriousness, change into a priest's clothes, and hold a copy of the Bible, then it will be appropriate, big guy, don't do anything else, kneel on the ground and read the mantra of my lord.

The master of ceremonies on the stage shook off a boring cold joke, and the audience cooperated with the smirk, Song Zheng laughed for a while, feeling that he was even more stupid, he couldn't understand what Ya was saying, and he had to force himself to laugh along, isn't it stupid?

"Ya Tai is boring!" Song Zheng complained.

Zhou Xun smiled: "You really understand!?"

Song Zheng didn't answer this question, and restarted the game: "That's right! I forgot to congratulate you, nominated for Best Actress!"

Zhou Xun rolled his eyes, this guy obviously didn't have anything to say: "What about you? Best Actor Nomination!"

The word "nomination" was said by Zhou Xun very hard.

Song Zheng laughed twice: "This is not the point, participation, by the way, the focus is on participation!"

Zhou Xun also smiled: "You really don't have any ideas at all?"

When Song Zheng heard this, he really didn't know how to answer, if he wanted to say that he didn't have any idea at all, it must be nonsense, as long as he was a person, he always couldn't get around the word fame and fortune, and he also hoped that he could be hit by that big pie, and then become famous in one move, but this difficulty is a bit big.

Dai Sijie has analyzed him before, this time the shortlisted for the main competition unit does not even TM a French film, this is the Cannes Film Festival, French films are actually persuaded to perish, can French filmmakers have a bright face?

Even for the sake of face, those French filmmakers have to compete, Benoit Maguime is a French actor, why so many media have predicted that he will be crowned the best actor this year, not just to build momentum, and when the results come out, people will be more acceptable.

"I have ideas, but I don't know, is there such a fate!"

Zhou Xun frowned when he heard this: "This is not like you at all! When did you still believe in your fate!?"

Song Zheng smiled: "I didn't learn from you, you don't often say that I am lucky and lose my life, I am looking up to you!"

Zhou Xun was too lazy to deal with Song Zheng: "I am me, you are you!"

Song Zheng smiled, followed the people around to applaud, when the two of them said small words, the first award has been awarded, called a film foundation youth award, it sounds like it is specially set up to support new directors, a total of four films awarded, of which Song Zheng is most concerned about the director Yang Chao from Chinese mainland, this time he brought the film "To be killed" received a lot of praise.

"Isn't that a good start!?"

Zhou Xun was helpless: "What does it matter to you that people win awards, and it's not a crew!"

Song Zheng made strong words and said, "Everyone is Chinese, follow the joy and relax." ”

Zhou Xun snorted: "I have a better mentality than you!"

The two of them muttered on the side, which upset Dai Sijie who was sitting next to them, these two unlucky children didn't know how to pay attention to the occasion, and they didn't see that everyone was sitting upright, that is, laughing when it was time to laugh, applauding when it was time to applaud, and at other times, they were all like sculptures.

These two people are good, looking at them like that, it seems that they don't take it seriously at all, after watching it for a while, Dai Sijie, who was originally in a particularly nervous mood, forgot about his nervousness, and patronized the two of them to make a look, so that they could settle down a little.

The director's threat was still useful, and the two of them were stared at for a while, and finally quieted down, but as the awards were thrown out one by one, the two couldn't help but start again.

Before coming, Song Zheng thought that this award ceremony should be sacred, after all, the names of the three major European film festivals are definitely loud enough in China, but after experiencing it personally, Song Zheng found out that it was actually like that.

In the last life, every time the Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers Film Festival is finished, there will be a sound of doubt on the Internet, what a double yolk egg, impartiality, in short, the public says that the public is reasonable, and the mother says that the mother is reasonable, in the final analysis, it is still to denounce the kind of open, naked, naked cake sharing behavior.

Then some people jumped out and praised how fair foreign film festivals are, among which the three major European film festivals are often taken out to talk about things, at that time, Song Zheng didn't know much about these things, and he was just a cloud of people, and even thought that the three major European film festivals had become the last pure land of film culture.

Now that he is in the scene, Song Zheng understands what it means to play nonsense with his eyes open.

Fair?

What a fair head!

In the final analysis, it's not all about sharing the cake, your family is together, my family is together, no one should rob it, everyone has a share, and in the end, the result of everyone is happy.

The only difference is that those award ceremonies in China are covering their eyes, others can see it, so they pretend not to see it, and the awards ceremony of the Cannes Film Festival is much more subtle, obviously sharing the cake, but I just want to pretend to be a pair, I don't want to, it is you who asked me to do this.

If you become a bitch, you have to set up an archway!

Song Zheng immediately said his question to Dai Sijie, and after Dai Sijie heard it, he sneered and said, "Rare and strange, which award ceremony is not like this." ”

Song Zheng was stunned: "Director Dai! Since we all know that this is the case, you are still nervous! Go to public relations early, and there will definitely be something for you to eat at that time, isn't it over?"

Song Zheng felt that although what he said was ugly, wasn't that what it was?

Dai Sijie said: "You know a fart! If it's really like this, this Cannes Film Festival is already over, and it can be maintained until today, and you can compete with the Oscars, and the cake is divided into those small awards, and the real awards are behind, although it is also a score, it looks much better to eat!"

When Song Zheng heard this, he suddenly felt that his whole person was not good, what is this!?

Seeing this, Dai Sijie smiled and said: "What's the matter? It looks like the worldview has been ruined, telling you, it's not that serious, it's really sharing the cake, if you don't have that ability, do you really think that people can be shameless enough to stuff it into your mouth!

When Song Zheng heard this, he could only be speechless!