Chapter 250: The Appearance of the Examination Room
At the same time, Liao Xuebing also invigilated the exam in the classroom of the fourth class of the year, pretended to patrol back and forth after distributing the test papers, and returned to the podium to find out a copy of "Poems of a Thousand Families in the Back Village" and read it.
Like the second class of the second year, everyone doesn't know if he is really worried about the quality of today's students or pretending to be leisurely, the first thirty minutes were spent in peace, not playing any tricks, waiting for the moment when Lao Liao jīng God relaxed.
Liao Xuebing began to be fascinated, his palms patted his thighs rhythmically, and he didn't even raise his head for thirty minutes.
Everyone looked at each other and smiled: "There's a show!" I knew that there would be such an interesting invigilator, and I didn't have to make so many preparations the night before. While the stupid examiner was still reading, he copied as much as he could, and the students who didn't have a chance for the time being covered for others, just like a jīng Cai offensive line, but unfortunately there was only one cowardly opponent in this war, which was too boring.
Liao Xuebing put down the book and stood up, and immediately someone coughed loudly, coughing three times in a row, and then coughing two times urgently, three long and two short, indicating that he had entered a state of alert. Everyone thought that he would definitely come down for a walk, but they didn't expect Lao Liao to stretch his waist and sit down again.
"It's so irresponsible! Is there such a teacher who doesn't take exams seriously?" His relaxation contrasted sharply with the tension of having more people and fewer places, and even many students thought angrily: "It is a great fortune for talented candidates to have such a teacher, but it is a great misfortune for the school and society! It is too unusual, and the impact is extremely bad!"
Just when they no longer took Lao Liao seriously, Liao Xuebing stood up again, walked to the male classmate in the fourth row of the first group, and said with a smile: "Classmate, you usually don't study hard, and you want to play tricks during exams, right? ”
The classmate raised his head blankly: "Teacher, what's wrong with me?"
The kid actually dared to pretend to be stupid, Liao Xuebing was triumphant, Ye Yuhu gave him a lot of tricks the night before, how could the two of them not see this? The bracelet is divided into many compartments, and at one of the compartments a gentle pull is given to a spring-loaded piece of paper filled with dense answers.
The male classmate's face changed greatly, Liao Xuebing had already taken off his watch and put it in his pocket, and said with a smile: "Since there is nothing to do, I will temporarily keep this watch for you, and wait for the day you graduate, and then go to the teaching department to collect it." ”
The male classmate was shocked and admonished, and was surprised that the invigilator's eyesight was so strong that he could even see through such a secret tool, but he regretted that the watch did not know how much effort it took him, so that cheating in the exam was insignificant in comparison.
Liao Xuebing didn't leave, "If you still have any crime tools on your body, hand them over together, so that I don't have to run later." ”
"No, no,......" the boy said sweating profusely, and forced himself to calm down, if you have a kind of search, you can search my body! I'm a man, and it's basically no big deal to suffer a small loss.
Lao Liao grabbed the ring of his left hand and took it down, and took it in front of him for a while: "Yes, yes, the miniature electronic vibrator is installed in it, you are really an electronic genius, the range of action is twenty meters, someone in the classroom sent you a code, right? ”
The boy blushed and whispered, "I'm just playing with my fingers while massage, how can I prove that this is cheating?"
The other students shouted: "Yes, how can it be said to be cheating?"
"Okay, then I'll give it back to you. Lao Liao threw the ring back on the table.
With a "click", the male classmate's pupils tightened, and he saw that the ring had been completely flattened, and the wiring inside was completely destroyed, resting quietly on the table like a scrapped iron bar.
The atmosphere of giggling in the classroom was solemn, and everyone stopped talking, "Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, isn't it?" Qian Hesheng, a student in the fourth row, made a gesture of "Don't worry, he can't catch me" to the leader, just lowered his head, and a figure like a ghost stood beside him.
Qian Yousheng coughed, and calmly supported his chin to review the test paper.
"Hehe, doesn't this classmate know how to do it? Always bow his head, easy to get cervical spondylosis. Lao Liao kindly reminded him.
Qian Yousheng looked at Lao Liao with innocent and pure eyes: "Report to the teacher, my neck is relatively stiff, so I will move often to ensure healthy development." ”
Liao Xuebing glanced at his drawer, it was empty, not to mention a book, not even a small piece of paper. Qian Yousheng laughed: "Teacher, you don't suspect me of cheating, right? My character is so good, how can I do something opportunistic?"
"Would you please stand up and decide if you are of good character?"
Qian Yousheng's face changed greatly, and he didn't move his body for a long time, Lao Liao lifted him up, needless to say, the answer is hidden under his ass. There are a lot of things written on the surface of the chair with ink similar to that of the wooden face, all of which are example questions, and the ones that can be used are copied from them, although it is not very standard, but it is much better than writing nothing.
Liao Xuebing put Qian Hesheng on the podium and said, "You can just stand here and write, I think it will inspire you to take the exam." ”
Seeing that he didn't plan to report his cheating behavior immediately, Qian Yousheng fell into a big stone in his heart, and said with a bitter face: "Teacher, can I change the chair and continue to write in the original seat?"
"No, I'm calling killing chickens to show monkeys, you are chickens and they are monkeys, stand on the podium for the exam, and ring a jǐng bell for everyone. ”
Everyone wants to laugh but doesn't dare to laugh, the freshmen who have just entered the school for more than two months have not accumulated too deep feelings for each other, and no one sympathizes with them, but in this way, the number of students who plan to cheat has been reduced by two-thirds compared to just now.
Qian Yousheng stood on the stage for more than an hour, in order to win a good impression in front of Lao Liao, he didn't dare to hand in the paper in advance, his legs were sore and numb, he wanted to move, but he was afraid that the big action would cause suspicion. At this time, I felt how rare it was for a teacher to stand on the podium for so long every day. During this period, Lao Liao also arrested a person who was not afraid to hand over the note, but only verbally sued him, and there was no punishment. The students also admitted that if they were caught by the director of discipline, the lightest punishment would be the lightest punishment, and the heavier punishment would have to invite parents to come to the school, or the second and third stars every week.
Only the state officials were allowed to set fires, and the people were not allowed to light fires, Liao Xuebing was very happy to catch cheating in other classes, and the students in their classes also copied with relish. At noon, Guan Muyun and Ye Yuhu came to report on the progress. talked about the past, especially the situation when Qiu Daqi just wanted to dig a hole in the ground and get in, and he described it vividly, holding Lao Liao's stomach and laughing for a long time.
"Well done, did you make the test paper for the second subject?"
"Of course, so many people think together, and they can also turn the books for comparison, it's very simple, Mr. Liao, we have gone all out now. Don't say you can't take us to the beach. After Ye Yuhu and the other Guan Muyun, who had nothing to do, left, he sat on the table opposite Lao Liao, put up one foot and said: "There is a question, will last night's love letter be overwritten?" I found that for a whole morning, Bei Xiaodan's mood was not quite right, just now after the test to go out, I called her a few times, she didn't answer, I don't know if I deliberately didn't want to answer or didn't hear it at all. ”
"Do you know the hearts of girls, do you understand their emotions? Do you know their way of thinking? Do you know what to think about when you receive the first love letter in your life?" Every time he asked a question, Ye Yuhu shook his head blankly, Liao Xuebing rubbed his nose, and looked like an authority who had just won the Nobel Prize in a certain field: "Since you don't understand, you have to study hard, sit down for me, what is this hanging child?"
"This ....." Ye Yuhu had no choice but to pull down his head and ask in a sincere and inquiring tone: "I...... I'm worried that the love writing is not good, and it will make her angry, you know, caring is messy, it's human nature. ”
"Don't casually doubt that my love letters are capable of writing them yourself, so you don't need to call me at that time. I have a pear flower pressing begonias, the merry little urchin Liao Xuebing is not going to get a girl, and taking the hearts of beautiful women in the army of millions of suitors is like picking up things, you don't have a little confidence in me, how can you still correct your attitude?"
Ye Yuhu was skeptical: "Ask her face-to-face, I'm not so bold for the time being, don't you know, after sending out the love letter, I'm like a prisoner waiting for a sentence, I can't do anything well, it's better to do it to the end, Mr. Liao, you are a good person, help me ask Bei Xiaodan what his attitude is after reading the love letter, if I don't want to, I will die." ”
Liao Xuebing patted his chest: "It's on me, but after the exam in the afternoon, if you don't do well, I'll retaliate." ”
"How can you retaliate? Can you still fire me?" Ye Yuhu was not afraid of his threats at all.
"It's not so boring to fire me, but it's still possible to personally attack you in front of Bei Xiaodan, for example, if you pull the ambassador without wiping your buttocks, and wet the bed at night, whether it's true or not, hehe, no matter how well the love is written, do you still have hope?"
Ye Yuhu was sweating profusely: "Okay, I promise to unite my classmates and carry out the cheating to the end." ”
Soon, he passed the second exam, and the second class of the second year was frequently reported, and the people were excited. When I saw a girl or even a boy touching my thigh, I didn't dare to look at it more, and I was bitten by a snake once, and I was afraid of the well rope for ten years.
When school was over, Liao Xuebing swaggered under the stairs to block Bei Xiaodan, and asked: "Dear Xiao Dandan, how did you think about that letter to you?" The error was only one name, Lao Liao thought that she knew who the suitor was, so she did not name her in her words, Bei Xiaodan was even more convinced, her face was like fire, she almost hung her head into her chest, and her hands did not know where to put it.
"Xiao Dandan, your face is so red, do you have a fever?" Liao Xuebing thought that Bei Xiaodan was there, so he was shy, and reached over and touched her forehead.
Bei Xiaodan was startled, his expression was as flustered as he could, and he said incoherently: "Don't, even if you touch me!" turned around and ran up the stairs.
At this time, Murong Lanluo hid behind the wall, and said in his heart: "Okay, I actually wrote a letter to Bei Xiaodan......
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