200 The seventh episode of the calamity that was unjustified came to the three deities to make trouble with the soldiers and horses

The heart is sorrowful, the pen is hard to go to the text, the vicissitudes of the right path, and the version is lucky.

Scorching firelight, shining eyebrows.

In the hall of Yue Si Zhai, the lights are bright, and the more Si Zhai bandits are all elated, smiling, and all of them are looking at the center of the hall with their eyes shining.

In the hall, there are three paulownia boxes that have just been handed side by side, the red paint is uniform and bright, and the copper lock is bright and dazzling.

The golden knife stood in front of the three chests, carefully examining the brass locks on the chests.

"Big boss, hurry up and open the box and take a look!"

"Yes, big boss, this box is heavier than the other, and it must contain a lot of good things. ”

"Yes, yes, open it and take a look!"

The bandits looked anxious and instigated the golden knife.

Yang Ermu and Meng Sanshi followed behind Mao Jindao, although they looked very calm on the surface, but from Yang Ermu's flushed face and Meng Sanshi's shining eyes, it could be seen that they were also very excited.

The only guy in the entire hall who was out of condition was Hauser.

At this time, Hao Se was staring at the three boxes with bitter hatred, and a pair of dead fish eyes burst out, as if he wanted to dig a few holes in the box before he would stop.

Huang Dazhuang and Huang Erzhuang next to him were frightened, muttering on the side.

"Hey, you see Hao Junshi like this, isn't there a grudge against Yinzi?" Huang Dazhuang looked puzzled.

"People say that scholars treat money like dung, but it's true. Huang Erzhuang was speechless.

However, the actual situation is that a modern citizen of the rule of law is thinking about a major issue related to life while recalling a classic program of a certain sa.

The last time I robbed the people, I barely knew about it, but this time I participated in the whole process!

Speaking of robbery, how many years will it take?

Lao Tzu remembered that it seemed that the conviction was based on the amount of robbery......

"Come, bring me my big knife!" Mao Jindao suddenly raised his voice, and Hao Se suddenly raised his head.

But seeing Meng Sanshi, he took out a broad-bladed long knife from behind the last Taishi chair in the hall and sent it to Mao Jindao.

Holding the knife horizontally, he took a deep breath and raised his arm to slash at the copper lock.

Hearing the sound of "Qiang", the copper lock cracked and fell to the ground, Yang Ermu immediately stepped forward, pulled up the lid of the box and lifted it upward-

Suddenly, the room was full of brilliance, and the hall was shocked.

In that box, there was a whole box of silver ingots!

After a moment of dead silence, the whole hall boiled.

The bandits cheered and high-fived, hugged and laughed, and a few even cried with joy.

I'll go, and this pile of silver will be spread evenly over everyone's heads, at least three years and less than ten years......

Hauser's dead fish's eyes burst out.

In the hall, Mao Jindao walked to the second box with a happy face, and swung his knife again to slash down.

As soon as the second box was opened, the entire Yue Si village was boiling.

In this chest, there was a box full of pearls, and under the light, the unique moist brilliance of the jewel almost blinded everyone's eyes.

"Get rich, get rich!"

"Oh my God, I've never seen so many treasures when I've grown so big!"

"Hahaha!"

All the bandits went mad.

Ruined! The value of the jewels in this box is at least ten years old......

Hao Se sneered and squatted on the ground, scratching his head with both hands, and the dead fish's eyes rolled white.

"Big boss, hurry up, open the third box and take a look!"

"Hurry, hurry, hurry!"

"That's it, those six people just took care of this box, and the contents of this box must be the most valuable!"

The crowd was screaming.

The golden knife shone with an oily face, and with a swing of the knife, it split the copper lock of the last box and lifted the lid of the box.

A moment of tranquility.

Mao Jindao's eyes suddenly widened as he stared at the box□□ and suddenly, his face sank, he took two steps back, and shouted: "Bad luck!"

"What's going on?" Yang Ermu hurriedly stepped forward, fixed his eyes, and looked shocked, and shouted, "Bad luck! Hurry up, throw this box out!"

At this shout, everyone was shocked and rushed forward to watch.

Huang Erzhuang, Huang Erzhuang, also joined in the fun, and dragged Hao Se, who was squatting in place and estimating his crime, over.

When everyone came to the box to take a look, their faces changed, and finally Hao Se, who was dragged in, took a look, and almost fainted.

The ancestors are boarded, what the hell!

In the third box, not gold or silver, not treasure or pearl, but a tattered straw mat, nested in the shape of a "bow" in the box, the head of the grass sweep revealing a mess of black hair, and the tail of the grass sweep revealing a pair of thin, dirt-stained feet.

The skin on the feet was cracked and cracked, the toenails were turned up, and the skin was even more gray as dirt, and it looked like a corpse that had been dead for an unknown amount of time.

It's over, it's over, life or death penalty didn't run!

Hao Se looked bitter.

"Second, third, you quickly take a few people to move this box out and bury it!" Mao Jindao shouted behind him.

Unexpectedly, as soon as these words came out, Yang Ermu, who was closely behind Mao Jindao, immediately covered his head, and fell to the side with a weak look, and shouted: "Oh, big boss, just now I charged into battle and was cut off, I am dizzy at this time, I really can't move!"

As he spoke, he lay down and fainted.

The bean sprouts attendants around him immediately shouted.

"Second master, second master, are you okay!"

"Hurry up, second master, let's go over there and sit down first!"

As he spoke, he hugged Yang Ermu to the side, fanning the wind and pouring water, so it was not lively.

The Huang brothers here were immediately anxious when they saw it, and hurriedly gave a few brothers behind them a look, and these brothers immediately understood, and rushed forward to lift Meng Sanshi up.

"Third master, are you okay, third master! You were seriously injured just now!"

"Oh, look at the third master's face, it's as white as a ghost!"

"Third master, let's go and lie down over there!"

As he spoke, he couldn't help but cover Meng Sanshi's mouth, and lifted Meng Sanshi to the other side with seven hands and feet.

As a result, in the blink of an eye, the side of Mao Jindao was empty, and there was only one person left—Hao Se.

Nani: What's the situation?

Hao Se, who didn't react for a while, looked confused, and saw that the golden knife stepped forward and patted his shoulder with a look of relief, and said with a smile: "Sure enough, it's still Hao Junshi's righteousness!"

Huh?

"Master Hao, this box will be handed over to you. ”

Huh?

"Just bury it in the back mountain. ”

Huh?

"Remember to bury it deeper, lest it be arched out and torn by the boar, which would be too unlucky. ”

What a cheat!

Once again, Hauser felt the malice from the world.

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The moon strings are still hanging in the dark clouds, and the shadows of the trees are swaying like ghosts.

On the mountain behind Yue Si Mountain, it is pitch black, the night birds are chirping, and the yin wind is rolling up like smoke and yellow dust.

A shovel was plunged into the ground and a shovel of loess flew away.

"These unrighteous guys are so unrighteous! When I used Lao Tzu, one by one Hao Junshi and Hao Brother, they were called sweeter than honey, but when it came to a critical moment, they all ran faster than rabbits!"

"Boom!" another shovel shoveled aside.

"Lao Tzu, I am also a highly educated person who knows astronomy and geography, and I actually let Lao Tzu bury the corpse?

"Boom!" the shovel thrust into the pit and stopped.

The figure who bent over to dig the soil suddenly straightened up, rolled up his sleeves with both hands, and shouted: "The ancestors are banban! Lao Tzu is gone! This box has nothing to do with Lao Tzu's half a dime, why let Lao Tzu bury it?!"

As he spoke, he kicked over the shovel, turned his head and walked away.

But after taking two steps, he stopped again.

"Isn't it unkind to just throw the box here? As the saying goes, when a person dies, the lamp goes out to the earth—uh......"

took another step: "Then you can't dig a pit in the middle of the night, if there is a corpse haunted or something, I can't stop it!"

Take the third step: "It's a big deal, I'll come back tomorrow morning when it's dawn—"

"Boom!"

A muffled sound suddenly sounded behind him.

Hao Se's body stiffened, maintaining a posture of raising his legs high, and turned around frame by frame.

"Boom!" again.

I'll you, don't I?

Hao Se's dead fish eyes burst out, and his gaze went straight to the source of the sound—

Well, it looks like the wooden box with the corpse in it......

Haunted, haunted?!

Corpse fraud?

Or the Zombie King?!

Could it be that this is a fantasy drama?!

A gust of wind swept across Hao Se's pale face.

And then...... And then there is no more......

The silence at the top of the mountain was dead again, and even the call of the night birds was gone.

"Boom!" Hausel swallowed and slowly fell to his feet.

"Knock!" the box suddenly rang twice.

"Mom!" Hao Se screamed, crawled back with his hands and feet, grabbed the shovel and began to dig desperately: "Big brother, big brother! I was wrong! I'll dig a pit for my big brother, dig a big pit, dig a proper big pit! Make sure you sleep comfortably until dawn, big brother—ahh

"Knock knock!" the box rang again, this time, and even the whole box shook a little.

Hao Se's dead fish eyes exploded, beads of sweat came out like jumping beans, and the shovels under his hands simply danced like hot wheels, and the loess flew all over the sky.

"Big brother, big brother, don't worry! Little brother, I'm digging! Big brother, don't worry, little brother, I'm a graduate of Lan Xiang, and the digging kung fu is absolutely amazing, this pit is definitely wide and narrow, and the comfort is first-class, and the king of Hades will twist three times when he sees it!"

"Click!" the box made a crunch, and the dead silence returned.

Hauser froze in place in a digging position, beads of sweat sliding down his neck and down his back.

The swishing mountain wind whistled by, blowing the hairs on Hao Se's back to stand on end.

"Big brother?" Haute cried out in a trembling voice.

The box is unresponsive.

Hao Se swallowed his saliva and glanced at the big hole he had dug, which was more than one person deep.

"Big brother, are you satisfied?"

The box remained silent.

"Whew-" Hao Se took a long breath, wiped the beads of sweat on his neck, put the shovel aside, stepped forward and circled the box, and asked in a low voice: "Big brother, if you don't make a sound, little brother will be satisfied!"

The box did not respond.

"Amitabha! Thank God!"

Hao Se folded his hands and bowed to the sky with tears in his eyes, tightened his trouser belt, dragged the box, and dragged it into the pit.

"Big brother, don't worry, little brother, I will set up a monument for you tomorrow, three incense sticks every day, to ensure that you eat and sleep well here, big brother, you can rest in peace, but don't-eh?!"

The box dragged on the ground suddenly jammed.

"Hey, big brother, don't bring this!"

Hao Se hurriedly lay on the ground to check, and found that it was a stone that was strangely stuck at the bottom of the box.

"What the hell!" Hao Se had a black line, so he had to drag it in another direction, but the stone was stuck very strangely, and he couldn't turn it for a long time.

"The ancestors are banban, I still don't believe it!" Hao Se straightened up, spit two mouthfuls of foam on his hands, put his hands into the bottom of the box, and lifted it fiercely-

"Mother, why is this box so heavy-" Hao Se exclaimed, his arm weakened, the whole box suddenly lost its balance, flipped to the side, the lid of the box clicked open, and the roll of straw fell out with a thud, and rolled down the hillside.

"I'm going to it!" Hao Se shouted with his hands in his face, and ran after him.

When it was easy to catch up, the straw mat had already scattered and scattered, revealing the corpse in the straw mat lying upright on the ground.

Hao Se boldly stepped forward and glanced at it, and his hair immediately stood on end.

The corpse on the ground, quite long, was obviously a male corpse, messy and covered with a black coarse cloth short back, long hair covered his face, the whole face could not be seen clearly, the exposed hands and feet were all turned up with nails, the complexion was black and purple, and there were pieces of rotten flesh on the arms, emitting a strange smell, obviously the corpse had begun to decompose.

"Amitabha!

Hao Se shook the dead fish's eyelids and bowed around, bent down to pick up the grass mat, carried it with two fingers, trembled and walked to the corpse, squatted down and covered the straw mat on the corpse, and folded his hands:

"Big brother can't help it! the little brother missed for a while, don't be surprised, the little brother is-"

"Boom!"

Suddenly, there was a strange sound, the straw mat flew over, and a withered hand burst out of the straw mat, grabbing Hao Se's shoulder.

A clump of black hair suddenly approached in front of him - like a faceless ghost!

Hao Se's dead fish eyes burst instantly: "Chat, ahhh

Hao Seshen walked on the muddy road with one shallow foot and one foot on the mud road of the snowy melt soil, looking at the majestic back of the third master in front of him, the cries of the two robbed men behind him echoed in his ears, and listening to the courteous introduction of the two newly recognized brothers next to him, the whole person was in a state of confusion.

"Brother Hao, it's not me Huang Dazhuang bragging, our Yue Si Zhai is very famous in the rivers and lakes!" The one on the left who speaks, a fat body, a fat face, and a sparkling bald head, "The brothers are all heroes in the green forest!"

"My brother is right! Especially our big boss Mao Golden Knife, the double knife technique is superb, and the people in the rivers and lakes call the golden knife invincible!" "The one on the right, with his chest open, full of black hair, and a sky-high bun on his head, is giving Hao Se a mouth like a river, "It can be described as a big hero who tops the sky——"

Big hero, a hammer!

It's clearly a bandit leader, and this Yue Si Village is a bandit den!

Hao Se, who had gone astray, had a mouthful of old blood in his heart, whether he vomited or not, and his stomach drooped.

Why did I think these were ordinary hunters?

All of them look fierce and vicious, obviously they are the illegal temperament of robbing homes and houses, and I actually tear off my face and hug my thighs to beg for support......

Lao Tzu's head must have been crushed by that unlucky time machine!

"However, I Huang Erzhuang still admires the third master of my family the most. After exaggerating the big master, he began to praise the third master who took in Hao Se, "Meng Sanshi, the third master of the hunting knife, a hunting knife is rampant in the rivers and lakes, a well-known man!"

Hao Se pressed his forehead that was jumping suddenly: "Second Brother Huang, didn't you just say that there are three masters in the village?"

"Cut, don't mention it. Huang Erzhuang, who had a bun in the sky, looked disdainful, "The face is yellow, the head is big, the eyes are small, and the stomach is bad." ”

"Second brother, I still have to give Brother Hao a wake-up call. The bald Huang Dazhuang frowned and said, "The second master is named Yang Ermu, who is good at using stick skills, and is known as the second master of the yellow face......" Speaking of this, Huang Dazhuang couldn't help but pause, and approached Hao Se to lower his voice, "The second master has always looked at the third master and our brothers are not pleasing to the eye, Brother Hao, if you meet this person, you can have a heart." ”

"Yes, yes, little brother understands!" Hao Se nodded repeatedly.

A small bandit village and factional struggles? Where there are really people, there are rivers and lakes.

The two brothers of the Huang family chatted with Hao Se one by one, and before they knew it, they entered the mountain col.

"Brother Hao, we're here!" Huang Dazhuang pointed forward.

Hao Se looked up, but saw a stockade faintly visible from among the mountains and cols.

The stone wall is enclosed, the tower is high, the thick tree pierces the door, the height is more than three feet, and it looks from a distance, it is really quite imposing.

"The third master is back, open the village-door-"

With the shouting of the bandits in the gatehouse, the door of the village in front of the gate slowly opened, welcoming the third master and his team into the village.

Hao Se stubbornly entered with the team, and when he turned his eyes, the stockade was full of a group of rough men with big shoulders and round waists, and all of them were armed, and they were not well described-

I'm saying now that I want to leave the group, will I be beaten to death by the group?!

Hao Se, who had urinated and escaped several times along the way, had a gloomy face, and even more like a pair of dead fish eyes, seeing that the Huang brothers beside him were trembling at the same time, he was busy looking for a new topic, and pointed forward:

"Brother Hao, in front of you is the hall of our village!"

Hall?

Hao Se raised his eyes and couldn't help but be dumbfounded.

Come on, this is a big thatched house at best.

That's right, the so-called council hall in front of me is just a grass house that looks a little larger, with yellow mud walls, logs as columns, and straw roofs, which is very poor.

At the end of the room there was a Taishi chair covered with half a fur of unknown color, and on either side of the Taishi chair were two rows of seats—well, wooden chairs, benches, and mazazi, and finally a few bricks......

This bandit den is too poor!

Hatser felt dizzy.

"Yo, is the third child back?

Suddenly, a shrill voice came from behind.

Hao Se turned his head to look at it, and his eyelids twitched immediately.

I saw more than a dozen men walking in front of me, dressed very similarly to the team of the third master, but the body shape was very different, all of them were slender and slender, and they came from afar, like a team of bean sprouts, all of them shook their heads and swayed vividly.

The first man is holding a swarthy thick rod in his hand, with a big head and a thin neck, a yellow face and thin muscles, small eyes and a small nose.

"It's the second master. He must have heard the news and came to rob our harriers!" Huang Dazhuang said with a disgruntled expression.

Oh, this is the legendary second-hand Yang Ermu with a bad stomach.

Hauser understood.

"Second brother, did we hit the harrier, it has nothing to do with you, right?" The third master, Meng Sanshi, held the hunting knife and stared at Yang Ermu with a heavy face.

Yang Ermu raised his eyebrows, poked his head out and looked behind everyone, and snorted:

"Yo, the third child, you have been out all day, and you have caught such two little chicks! And this-" Yang Ermu rolled his eyes and swept Hao Se, full of disdain: "The skin is too bad!"

"This is my newly adopted brother!" Meng Sanshi glared back angrily.

"Newly accepted brother?!" Yang Ermu sneered, "Just this kid, his eyes are blank, and he is unlucky, the third child, you actually accept him into the village, and you are not afraid of ruining the feng shui of our village?"

"What kind of brother does my Third Master Meng accept, it's not your turn Yang Ermu to intervene. ”

"Meng Sanshi, you are hiding from the big boss and accepting people privately, do you want to do the opposite!"

"Joke! Are there still few people in your second boss who have collected privately this year?" Huang Dazhuang stepped forward and shouted loudly.

"That's it, why can you accept people, but not our third master?" Huang Erzhuang also rushed forward.

"What are you doing, you want to rebel?!" A bunch of bean sprouts behind Yang Ermu didn't let him see it, and immediately rushed up.

"Second Yang, don't deceive people too much!"

"Meng Laosan, you just have bad intentions!"

"Dare to scold our second master?!"

"What's wrong with scolding you, we still have to beat you!"

Seeing that the two groups of people were about to fight, suddenly, the whole room shook without warning.

The bandits who were fighting were silent at the same time.

"Boom!" came with a muffled sound and a vibration.

The bandits' faces changed, and they immediately returned to their original positions.

Earthquake?Haute Se's face changed.

"Knock, knock!"

Hauser shouted: "Earthquake! Get out of the house and evacuate - woo woo woo ......"

But before he finished shouting, he was covered by the two Zhuang next to him.

"Woo-woo?"

Earthquake! It's important to run for your life! What are you doing with Lao Tzu?

Hao Se desperately glanced at the second Zhuang beside him.

Looking at Huang Erzhuang again, his face was pale, his face was sweating, and he lowered his voice and said in Hao Se's ear: "Don't talk nonsense, it's the big boss who has arrived!"

What?

Before Hao Se could react to what this sentence meant, he saw the door slam open, and a figure walked in against the light.

Hao Se's eyes burst out and he almost knelt down.

What kind of creature is this?!

But when he saw that the leader was as burly as a mountain, with his limbs as thick as an old tree, with a greasy bun on his head, his face full of meat, his skin was oily, and his facial features were crowded in the fat of his face, he could not see his appearance clearly, and he could only barely discern from the distribution position that the upper two thin slits were eyes, the middle one was a nose, and the lower one was a mouth;

With every step, the four layers of fat and fat on the waist flickered and trembled in a very ill-fitting red dress......

Yes, this big boss Mao Jindao wears a red dress!

So, this big boss is a woman?!

Hao Se, who finally recognized the gender of the big boss from his clothes, was once again confused.

"I've seen the big boss!" the bandits bent over with their fists clenched and shouted in unison.

"Second, third, I just heard you two arguing again?"

Mao Jindao snorted and sat down in the fur master's chair, and asked in a voice, the sound was almost as if it came from a chimney, with its own reverberation sound effect.

"No, no! I have a deep relationship with the third brother, how can I quarrel?" Yang Ermu hurriedly laughed.

Yang Sanshi glanced at Yang Ermu, and also hugged his fists and said: "Big boss, I'm just learning from the second child." ”

"Hmm-" Mao Jindao on the seat made a long nasal voice, "That's right, they are all their own brothers, and it's not good to hurt the harmony." Next month, the entrance test of the 48th rudder of Juyimen will arrive, whether we can join the rudder of Juyimen, success or failure in this move, at such a critical juncture, there must be no mistakes in the village!"

"Don't worry, big boss!" all the bandits clasped their fists in unison.

Juyimen, rudder, introductory exam, bandits' nest still have to take the exam? Don't be so miserable!

Hao Se, who has been forced by exam-oriented education for more than 20 years, immediately felt bad.

"Okay, let's get down to business, third child, do you have anything to gain today?"

"Yes, yes, big boss, today the third master led our brother to hunt two good buds!"

Huang Dazhuang pulled the hemp rope in his hand, pulled the two men who were shrunk in the corner to the center of the hall, and hugged the golden knife with a face of invitation: "Big boss, take a look!"

"Well, two young shoots...... "Mao Jindao touched his chin and said.

"The king spares his life!

"King, the villain is a poor family and has no money!

The two men threw themselves on the ground, crying and screaming, very miserable.

"Don't worry," Huang Erzhuang squatted down and said lustfully, "I picked you up, I invited you to enjoy the blessings." ”

"Enjoy, enjoy?"

The two young men looked up at the same time and looked at everyone with a look of horror.

"It's not!" Huang Dazhuang pointed to the golden knife on the seat with a proud face, "See, that is our big boss, the famous golden knife on the rivers and lakes, a heroine!"

"If the two of you can be favored by our big bosses, it will be a good thing for the green smoke on the ancestral grave. Huang Erzhuang hugged his fist at the golden knife, "Big boss, which one do you have a crush on?" As long as you say it, I will immediately carry you down, wash it and send it to your room——"

"Whew, eat human flesh!" a young man howled, and his eyes rolled and he fainted.

"Don't eat me, don't eat me! I haven't taken a shower for a year, and the meat stinks, it's not delicious!" The other knelt on the ground and cried, and the stench of water stains spread under him, and he was so frightened that he was incontinent......

Hao Se, who was watching on the side, was terrified.

That time machine won't be to take Lao Tzu to the wrong set and arrive at the monster hole of "Journey to the West"!

looked at the Mao Jin Dao on the seat again, glanced at the two people who were paralyzed on the ground, and waved his hand with disgust: "Forget it, I can't look down on this kind of goods!"

As soon as these words came out, Meng Sanshi's faces suddenly became a little ugly.

But Yang Ermu's first team gloated and coaxed in unison:

"Hahahaha, third, I'll just say that you two little chicks can't do it!"

"What kind of goods is this, you dare to come and pollute the eyes of our big boss!"

"Send it away, so as not to stink the feng shui treasure of our village!"

Meng Sanshi's face turned dark, and he motioned to Da Zhuang and Er Zhuang to call for people to come, and dragged the two men down.

"Third child, it's not me talking about you, you look at the goods you robbed, none of them can be seen, and they are not as good as the wild boars on this mountain. Yang Ermu sneered.

"Listen to what Yang Lao Er, what do you mean, don't you have a better harrier?" Meng Sanshi glared.

"Hey, third child, I'll let you open your eyes today!" Yang Ermu smiled proudly and clapped his hands with his hands, "Bring someone to me!"

Before he finished speaking, he saw two black and thin mountain bandits dragging one person to the middle of the house.

Hao Se fixed his eyes and saw that this person was just a scholar in Tsing Yi, dressed in a long robe, with a thin body, full of messy hair, and he couldn't see his face clearly.

"Big boss, look at this!" Yang Ermu stepped forward and lifted the scholar's chin, revealing a scholar's face.

The small eyes of the Mao Jin Dao on the stage were obviously larger, and the huge figure slowly leaned forward, looking at the scholar fixedly.

Then, amazingly, two lumps of blush welled up on an oily face.

It's terrifying!

Hao Se shuddered, and hurriedly swept his gaze to the scholar who could make the mountain bandit leader blush.

Could it be that what kind of character is captivating the country and the city?

But at this glance, Hao Se couldn't help but be disappointed.

The scholar's face was like a vegetable, and his facial features were usually tight, so he really couldn't see anything outstanding.

"Okay, good, this is good, that's it!" said with a laugh.

Saying this, Yang Ermu's group of bandits immediately cheered.

"Congratulations! Congratulations!

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