Chapter 64: Guessing the fist and knocking the head to the head

After finishing speaking, why would Kiyoshi Sakamoto be kicked out by his teacher Masaharu Fukuyama, the show stopped halfway. Because when it's time for advertising, the host and guests should also be allowed to take a break and drink saliva or something.

Because this is a live broadcast, it is still necessary to consider the status of the guests and the host.

Five minutes later, the ad passed and the live stream continued.

"The ad is back, and the excitement continues. Viewers, welcome to HEY! HEY! HEY!” This passage is from Matsumoto and Hamada... There is also the mouth of Kiyoshi Sakamoto.

"Eh, Sakamoto-kun, how could you say what we said?" Matsumoto was surprised.

"Because I'm HEY! HEY! HEY!" Kiyoshi Sakamoto patted a wave of sycophants.

"Uh-oh, I see, uh-huh. Matsumoto immediately made a stinky ass face of "I know you adore my brother".

Syllable!

A certain uncle who pretended to be forced was beaten by his partner again.

Kiyoshi Sakamoto has always wondered if Matsumoto's inch head was cut just to make Hamada play a little easier, if this is really the case, then Kiyoshi Sakamoto really admires Matsumoto's chronicles.

Kiyoshi Sakamoto has been in RB for more than ten years, and every time he sees those funny artists on TV, so obscene, so ugly and stupid on the show, Kiyoshi Sakamoto thinks that these funny artists are really the kind of obscene people in reality, so he hates them very much.

But since his official debut in 2004, Kiyoshi Sakamoto, who entered the entertainment industry, only knew that those funny artists who were very obscene on the show were just his settings, a tool used to support his family;

Some funny artists are often miserable in the show, their spirits have suffered very serious injuries, and some have suffered from depression, which makes Sakamoto Kiyoshi, a citizen of the Celestial Empire who grew up under the red flag, feel incredible and feel sorry for them.

These funny artists who are basically at the bottom of the entertainment industry are simply using their lives to be funny and entertain the public, the more Kiyoshi Sakamoto understands the entertainment industry, the more he feels that these funny artists are really not easy.

Of course, these two goods in front of Kiyoshi Sakamoto, there will definitely be no such situation, after all, DOWNTOWN is basically the top among funny artists.

Next, there is the simple question session of Sony's Sakamoto Kiyoshi. Hamada looked at the table and introduced.

"I think the audience in front of the TV and the audience at the scene have a lot of questions that I want to ask our Sakamoto-kun, so as a representative, I would like to ask you a few questions about Kiyoshi Sakamoto, is it okay? Hamada said.

"Okay, many (please). "Of course, Kiyoshi Sakamoto followed the script.

"One of Sakamoto Kiyoshi's questions: Excuse me, Sakamoto-kun, is your first kiss still there?"

Kiyoshi Sakamoto thought about it, remembered the kiss he had with Gakki when he made his debut MV, smiled at the corner of his mouth, and felt that as long as he didn't say Gakki's name, it would not be a big deal, so he said directly, "My first kiss is gone." ”

"Eh, eh??? Sakamoto-kun, are you only fifteen years old? Are you in early love!" I didn't expect such a small ambiguous question to let Sakamoto Kiyoshi broadcast such a big news.

"No, no, I'm not in love yet. Kiyoshi Sakamoto hurriedly waved his hand and clarified.

"Eh, there's no love, so why isn't the first kiss gone?" asked Matsumoto curiously.

"Well, that, I'm not sure you can say. Kiyoshi Sakamoto didn't want Gakki to get involved, so he was a little distracted.

"Well, the second question for our Kiyoshi Sakamoto is: Who did the first kiss go?" Hamada asked very wittily.

Hahaha!

The audience was also amused by Hamada's witty response.

Sakamoto Kiyoshi looked helpless, he knew that these two were so gossipy, and just now he just said that the first kiss was still there, and he would not be cocooned.

There was no way, looking at Matsumoto and the audience with a thirst for knowledge, as well as Hamada who wittily asked this embarrassing question, Sakamoto Kiyoshi thought about it in his mind, and still struggled for a while, "That, can't you do it if you don't say it?"

After speaking, he folded his hands with a pleading face, and said with that handsome face.

However, the audience accepted this trick, but the two of them did not give up at all, and Matsumoto also said with a urging face, "Say it quickly!"

There was no way, Kiyoshi Sakamoto had no choice but to say, "... Yes, my friend. ”

Oooooooooo!!oo

Friend?!!

Matsumoto, who had caught the key words, immediately took advantage of the victory and immediately pursued, "Who?

Syllable!

Hamada made a move, and a slap ended Matsumoto's question, and also ended this embarrassing problem with a slap, leaving the rest to the audience and friends to use their imagination freely.

Kiyoshi Sakamoto also escaped, and he was thinking just now that if he really couldn't stand it, he could only say Gakki's name.

After all, the audience has watched the MV of Kiyoshi Sakamoto's "Close Your Eyes Lightly", and they must know that there is a kiss scene in it, but they don't know that Kiyoshi Sakamoto's kiss with Gakki is Kiyoshi Sakamoto's first kiss.

It's also Yui Aragaki's first kiss.。。。

"Next, I heard that it was proposed by Sakamoto-kun to play a game with us. Hamada continued to walk the Taimoto Stream.

This is Sakamoto-kun's original words: the opportunity is rare, I want to compete with the two, guess the fist and knock the head to the head. What's going on?" Hamada said, looking at the TV at the scene.

"That's right, at HEY! HEY! At HEY!, there have already been a lot of musicians and the two of them have had a classic duel, haven't they?" said Kiyoshi Sakamoto.

"Well, that's true. The two also nodded in approval.

"So today, as a newcomer, I also want to have a classic duel with DOWNTOWN-san!" Sakamoto Kiyoshi suddenly raised his tone.

"Oh, come on. Matsumoto said with a stinking fart.

After walking a wave of VTR, I gave a little time to the doctors and brought up the game props.

After setting up the playing field, the screen returns to the scene again.

"We're really strong!" Hamada said.

"It's true, we play this really strong. Matsumoto echoed.

"Well, I know, I'm HEY! HEY! HEY!, a big fan of the classic duel made by the two, I've seen it all. "Kiyoshi Sakamoto thinks so in his heart, how can you two middle-aged uncles compare with me, a young man.

The source of Sakamoto Kiyoshi's confidence is that he has seen HEY! HEY! In the previous duel of HEY!, after seeing the reaction speed of the two, Kiyoshi Sakamoto knew that he had won.

Anyway, Sakamoto Kiyoshi has studied various martial arts for several years, and his strength is limited to age, not very perverted, but his body reaction speed is very fast, and he can explode two uncles after speaking.

"I'll tell you, we're really strong, especially Hamada, he's super strong. Matsumoto is still touting his partner.

"Uh-huh, I know. Kiyoshi Sakamoto replied.

"It's true, Hamada plays this extremely powerful. Matsumoto said tirelessly.

“。。。 Well. Kiyoshi Sakamoto replied calmly.

Seeing that Kiyoshi Sakamoto was not afraid at all, Matsumoto was still saying, "I'm already very strong, but Hamada is much stronger than me, he plays this... ”

Syllable!

Hamada, who couldn't listen to it for a long time, slapped Matsumoto on the head before he stopped and continued to blow water.

"Although it's a duel, the problem is, Sakamoto-kun, you only have one person, the two of us, and you're so powerful, it's not good. "After Hamada suppressed Matsumoto, he raised this issue.

"Well, I didn't think of that. Kiyoshi Sakamoto found that something was wrong!

Because before the start, it was clearly written in the script that Kiyoshi Sakamoto was alone, and the two of them in the downtown duel, whether they won or lost, how could they talk about the number of people now.

Kiyoshi Sakamoto's more sensitive brain began to work rapidly.

At this time, Sakamoto Kiyoshi saw the slightly raised corners of the mouths of the two people in DOWNTOWN, and immediately determined that there must be ghosts!

"So, let's have the next guest. Hamada and Matsumoto said together.

What's next?

Something to do with me?

Sesame-chan, Sister Shibaqi, Moriyama, It can't be Takao Osawa, right?!

After thinking about it a lot, Kiyoshi Sakamoto went through almost all the artists he knew in his mind.

Suddenly, the audience cheered loudly.

Kiyoshi Sakamoto sat on the sofa, turned his head sharply, looked at the stairs behind him, and slowly walked down a person.

"Eh, eh, ?!!!" Kiyoshi Sakamoto was surprised when he saw who it was.

A man with curly hair, a slender figure, a handsome face, wearing a simple white shirt, slowly walked to the sofa where Sakamoto Kiyoshi was, and greeted Sakamoto Kiyoshi "YO, I'm here!"

The only person who can call himself YO is the teacher who shakes his hands like a shopkeeper, Masaharu Fukuyama.

That's right, the other foreign guest who came to the scene was Kiyoshi Sakamoto's music teacher, the national male god, Masaharu Fukuyama!

Kiyoshi Sakamoto was very helpless, "Hi, teacher." But he still stood up and bowed.

Seeing Hamada and Matsumoto who were smiling on the side, Sakamoto Kiyoshi knew that this must have been designed by them, just to see Sakamoto Kiyoshi's surprised expression and reaction, Sakamoto Kiyoshi's reaction just now was completely real, because he didn't receive the news at all beforehand, Fukuyama would come.

Masaharu Fukuyama was also very happy to high-five with Hamada and Matsumoto, saying that the surprise assault was a perfect success!

Sprinkle flowers, sprinkle flowers!!

After Fukuyama finished greeting the two, he sat next to Kiyoshi Sakamoto.

As soon as he sat down, Kiyoshi Sakamoto couldn't wait to ask, "Mr. (teacher), why did you come?"

During this time, Uncle Fukuyama is at home or traveling abroad, and he only occasionally appears on radio shows, and nothing is being filmed on singles and TV series, why did he suddenly come to HEY3 today??

"Because, you're going to release a new single, and I, as a teacher, have to come out and help promote it. ”