Shangguan eldest brother, Shangguan Xue'er's son, five years old.

Please note that this is not the name of the milk, the scientific name of the Eight Classics, and the one printed on the household registration book is [Shangguan Big Brother].

One day, Shangguan Xue'er was playing mahjong with Xia Qing, Tao Liuli, Su Nuannuan and Gong Rumeng, when Shangguan Brother suddenly ran over.

"Mom, I want to marry Sister Yiyi. Brother Shangguan said.

Xia Qing choked directly.

Shangguan Xue'er said with a straight face: "No." ”

"Why?" The eldest brother was puzzled: "Because Sister Yiyi is older than me?" That's okay, when I grow up, I will be as old as Sister Yiyi. ”

The eldest brother's expression was very serious.

Everyone was directly amused by the eldest brother.

Tao Xiaoliu on the side said expressionlessly: "Stupid big brother, you are growing up, and Yiyi is also growing up." Have you ever heard the story of carving a boat for a sword?"

"Nope. ”

"Study hard, a fool can't marry Sister Yiyi. ”

Brother Shangguan waved his arm and said with a serious face: "I want to study hard and marry Sister Yiyi as a daughter-in-law when I grow up." ”

"That's not going to work either. Shangguan Xue'er said.

"Why?" the eldest brother was puzzled.

Shangguan Xue'er said earnestly: "Their family has too many people, and giving gifts can send our family to poverty." ”

"Are they vampires?" asked Brother Shangguan.

"That's right. ”

A touch of fear passed over Brother Shangguan's face: "I, I will never marry Sister Yiyi in the future." ”

"That's good. Shangguan Xue'er grinned, touched her eldest brother's head, and said, "However, you can still play with Yiyi and them." ”

"Hmm. Goodbye Mom. I went to play with Erer and Sisi. ”

After Brother Shangguan left, Xia Qing couldn't help but say, "Hey, Sister Xue'er, you're a bit too much." How are we vampires in our family. You still live in our house on cheap rent. ”

Shangguan Xue'er glanced at Xia Qing: "This is Yunxi's house." ”

"Sister Yun Xi's house is also the common property of our family. ”

"Then let's move out. ”

"Ahem. Xia Qing coughed lightly: "Just kidding." ”

"I'm kidding, too. I don't live in a villa with a rent of 100 yuan a month, and I don't be stupid to live outside with a rent of 20 square meters and 500 yuan. ”

Xia Qing: ...

"Play cards, play cards. Su Nuannuan urged.

"Speaking of which, it's almost time for Frost to come back, right?" Tao Liuli said.

"Well, I'll be back this week. Xia Qing paused, and then said: "Shuangshuang often lives on Pulan Island and rarely spends time with Tao Bao. When you come back this time, you must consciously give up time to Yu Shuang. ”

"How can this be? Ren and Tao Bao are still on their honeymoon stage of marriage. Tao Liuli looked depressed.

The corners of Xia Qing's mouth twitched: "You have been married for half a year, and you are still in the honeymoon period!"

"Life is a honeymoon phase. Besides, we've been married for half a year, and we haven't been able to get pregnant yet, Tao Bao and I need time to make people..."

"Shut up. If you can't conceive, that's your problem. Besides, it's almost time for you to go back to your Crow Island, right? As the saying goes, a country can't be left without a king for a day. Xia Qing said again.

"There's Rourou over there to take care of it for me, so I don't have to go back. ”

"All in all, you can't compete with Yu Shuang. Xia Qing said.

Tao Liuli immediately asked Gong Rumeng for help: "Sister Meng, Xia Qing, she bullies people." ”

Gong Rumeng smiled: "When you got married, you already recognized Qingqing's status as the 'master of the harem'." This kind of thing, just listen to Qingqing. Yu Shuang is really rarely with Tao Bao, and he really needs to be compensated. ”

"Okay. ”

At this time, Gao Yan came down from upstairs.

"Huh, is Gao Yan going to pick up guests in such a sassy way?" Nuan Nuan said curiously.

"Get out. The old lady is going on a blind date. ”

"Ah, you haven't escaped this fate after all. ”

"Because it's not like someone who is drunk and and gets married. Gao Yan looked disdainful.

Su Nuannuan blinked: "Hey, who are you talking about?"

Gao Yan stumbled and almost didn't fall down the stairs.

(End of chapter)