"You can't eat so much, so why do you cook so much?" said Lao Liao Zhenzhen.

When Xia Wei heard this, he was even more aggrieved: "You asked me to cook it." ”

"I only asked you to cook one pound of noodles, how do you look like you have cooked at least three pounds. ”

Tan Ziqing laughed and was angry when she saw Lao Liao coming around, and put her head into the door and said with a smile: "This classmate, don't care what your teacher says, let's come over and eat together, if you always eat noodles, you won't grow nutritious, and your body will collapse." ”

Xia Wei hurriedly explained: "It's only boiled for one catty, but when you put water, it becomes like this." ”

Lao Liao sighed: "You are really enough to mess around, go, go over together, wait for this pot of noodles and you can pack it home, otherwise it's a pity to keep it, I can't eat it alone." ”

Xia Wei was taken aback, there seemed to be something wrong with the teacher's logical thinking...... When the teacher was a guest and actually took a bowl of noodles home, needless to say, my mother would definitely die of laughter, and this face can't be lost. However, he never learned how to say no to others, so he had to think about throwing it in the trash when he got downstairs.

When he came to No. 501, Xia Wei said in surprise: "Teacher, don't you live with your wife?"

Tan Ziqing really couldn't bear it this time, she got angry, crossed her waist and said: "I'm just your teacher's neighbor, don't think nonsense! My surname is Tan, just call Sister Tan when you see me in the future!" Wearing a thin cotton jacket and low-waisted jeans without a belt, revealing a small belly button, the posture of the waist with a hint of anger and slight anger is playful and cute.

Xia Wei and Liao Xuebing looked at them in a daze, and their eyes kept rolling on Tan Ziqing's belly.

The girl's room is much more beautiful than Liao Xuebing's bean dregs, and with the same spatial layout, Xia Wei led the time and space transformation and flew from hell to heaven. Walking around the living room, the dark green tiger tail sheep by the window added a hint of warmth, and the shell wind chimes on the door frame jingled crisply and pleasantly. In the corner of the wall, the bottom of the sofa is spotlessly cleaned, the small photo frames and trinkets placed on the hook frame on the wall give people a different feeling, and the jasmine-scented disinfectant floats in the air, and the residence is full of praise, "Sister Tan, your home is so beautiful." ”

"By the way, Xia Wei, have you been to the girl's house in our class?" asked Liao Xuebing.

Xia Wei didn't have to think about it, he shook his head directly: "I haven't been to it before, I went to Zhong Bai's house once, and on the day of the Mid-Autumn Festival, the classmates gathered, and they asked me to help serve tea and water......"

Lao Liao couldn't help but sigh: "You are really helpful." ”

At the Mid-Autumn Festival party, Xia Wei watched other people's classmates drink and eat, play cards and sing, swim and play, but he could only serve as the corner sè who ushered in the send, and only ate half a cake in the kitchen afterwards, and he couldn't complain, saying that he was not sad was a lie. At that moment, he said pitifully: "Teacher Liao, this is the reason why I came to you..... Zhou An said you can make me ....."

Liao Xuebing saw Tan Ziqing holding out the dishes, and hurriedly said: "I appreciate your jīng god very much, eat first, and talk later." ”

As usual, four dishes and one soup, enoki mushroom mixed with sprout heart, crab roe fish maw, red wine stewed rǔ pigeon, pepper hemp waist flower, almond black chicken soup, sè Ze is bright, fragrant, although it is just an ordinary home cooking, but it is really appetizing.

Putting the dishes and chopsticks on the table, Liao Xuebing said: "Classmate Xia, what are you still doing in a daze? You want me to serve you? Go and help the teacher serve a bowl of rice." ”

Xia Wei was helpless, once again took on the role of running errands, went into the kitchen to take a sea bowl filled with soup and scooped rice, piled it into a small hilltop, pressed and crushed it hard, and said: "I will support you, I will kill you......"

At this time, in autumn, the crab roe is the fattest time, clamping a piece of the entrance, delicate and tender, I can't help but praise: "Good craftsmanship, Sister Xiao Tan, if anyone marries you as a wife, you can enjoy a lifetime of fairy blessings." These words aroused Tan Ziqing's heart, and she smiled reluctantly: "I'm still young, I don't want to get married so early." ”

Maybe this is the only girl who did not discriminate against Xia Wei, he has a very good impression of the kind Sister Tan, and at the same time pays more attention to his own image, he looks abnormal in front of beautiful women, he can usually eat half a piece of meat in a second, and now he is still chewing in his mouth after a minute.

Liao Xuebing patted him the back and said with a smile: "***, you kid is really a strange flower, what's so good about pretending?

Xia Wei was slapped by him, swallowed all the food, choked on his throat, coughed loudly, and really cried without tears, and the beautiful image that he had worked so hard to build was undoubtedly destroyed.

"How can such a good dish be without wine, classmate Xia, you come to my house and carry a case of beer. Hand him the key: "In the fridge, go and get back quickly." ”

As he was talking, there was a knock on the door, and Xia Wei said, "Sister Tan's guests are here, I'll open the door by the way." ”

Hearing the knock on the door, Tan Ziqing's face immediately turned gray, Liao Xuebing thought to himself, and guessed that it must be her little white-faced boyfriend who came, Aoshui Apartment is located in the middle of nowhere, only the little white-faced person knows that she lives here, and there are usually no property management personnel who come to the door after six o'clock.

Liao Xuebing hurriedly said: "Xia Wei, wait a minute......"

It was too late, Xia Wei said a word to the door with a smile on his face, only to hear a bang, his whole body flew in from the door, fell to the ground and rolled a few times, the castration still stopped, he stopped when he hit the sofa, holding his stomach and twitching on the ground, his eyes were wide open, and the corners of his mouth gushed out the fine food he had just eaten.

Four men walked in, the three gods in front of them were hideous and indifferent, and one of them had a big scar on his face that was even more fierce. The last is Tan Ziqing's boyfriend, the famous soft rice boy.

Tan Ziqing threw down her chopsticks and stood up, "Chen Yaoyang, what are you doing here, you are not welcome here at all!"

Lian Yinzi Chen Yaoyang rubbed his chin and sneered: "I knew that you raised a man, and sure enough, it was him, and the two of them had dinner together, no wonder you want to break up with me, you slut! Just now on Tongcheng Road, I saw you sitting in his car and knew that there was nothing good, it turned out that Jiān's husband and yín women had already hooked up together." ”

Liao Xuebing put a piece of pigeon meat into his mouth, and poured all the vegetable juice into the bowl by the way, without looking at the team.

Chen Yaoyang lit a cigarette, shook his legs and said: "Hehe, I'm so scared that I only know how to eat, right? When I saw you together, I rushed over immediately, this is my good brother, I scared you to death when I said it, Shao Hongkun, the super invincible first gold medal fighter of the Black Dragon Hall, I think you can beat Brother Kun no matter how you can beat it? You dare to play majestic in front of me, eat!"

The scarfaced man Shao Hongkun hugged his chest and said: "Monkey, this is the person you said last time who beat you twice? ”

Chen Yaoyang smiled and said: "Brother Kun, this slut can play as much as you want, damn it! I have been pretending to be innocent with Lao Tzu, and I haven't had a real gun in a few years, so I have to enjoy it later." ”

Tan Ziqing's face was lost, and she couldn't help but take a few steps back: "Chen Yaoyang, you are so despicable and obscene, you deceived me so hard before." "There were a few more people in the living room, and the space was immediately crowded, and there was no way out in front of the TV cabinet.

Xia Wei stood up with the help of the sofa, wiped away the residue of the dishes, and didn't understand what was happening, the pain just now was so intense that he lost his hearing in an instant. Chen Yaoyang really showed off his martial arts and scolded: "*** Tan Ziqing, you stinky bitch, one man is not enough to find another one, I don't know how many people have inserted it and won't let me touch it, what are you waiting for marriage, I'll wait for your mother to get married!" rushed up and punched Xia Wei and threw him headlong into the sofa.

He scolded and scolded, and Shao Hongkun was bold, and he was more than the sofa to beat Liao Xuebing, and at the same time shouted: "Brother Kun, I have to help me clean up this jiān husband, and the little slut is at your disposal." Seeing that Liao Xuebing was still eating, his liver was even more vigorous, and his fists were raised high.

In an instant, the soup splashed everywhere, and the greasy black chicken pieces flew to the face. I saw Liao Xuebing holding a large bowl of almond black chicken soup in his hand, and Chen Yaoyang's fist was inserted into the bowl.

Shao Hongkun rubbed his eyes, just now he saw the man's left hand rice bowl and right hand chopsticks, just a blink of an eye when Chen Yaoyang swung his fist, the rice bowl turned into a soup bowl, and it was automatically sent to his fist, and the speed was really terrifying.

"You don't have to be so anxious if you're hungry and want to eat, I have chopsticks here. Liao Xuebing threw down the soup bowl and inserted the chopsticks straight into Chen Yaoyang's mouth, the chopsticks were long and pointed, penetrated into the tender and fragile throat, and poked out from the epidermis under the neck, Chen Yaoyang was speechless, and a string of blood foam came out of his mouth.

Tan Ziqing screamed loudly and quickly covered her eyes, the bloody scene was too terrifying.

The other three snorted angrily, pulled out the iron rod they were carrying, and swung it in Liao Xuebing's face. The front and left directions were all shrouded, Lao Liao was not three heads and six arms, dodged two of them, and received a heavy blow on his left shoulder, and suddenly half of his body was in severe pain and numbness.

He stepped onto Chen Yaoyang's body, which had fallen to the ground, jumped in the air, and slammed his violent flying leg into the face of the man on the right.

Lao Liao was wearing slippers, and his power was reduced by half, Rao was so, and his face was not able to resist his thighs, the man's eyes were bulging, his ears only heard a buzz, and he couldn't help but fly away, and the slippers bounced into the air and rotated continuously, just falling on his face, snapping, like being slapped in the face.

Shao Hongkun's hands and feet were agile, and he did not hesitate after the iron rod fell into the air, and while he was kicking in the air, he reversed from bottom to top, and actually hit Lao Liao's crotch. This iron rod is so powerful that Lao Liao covered his lower body and curled up into a ball.

Before he could scream in pain, the iron rod of the other man struck down again.

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