Chapter 152, God-like Existence - QQ Xiaoice (Alliance Master Plus Third Change)

"This mop is still broken when it falls down? Xixi, don't grab it, be careful of being pierced by wooden thorns!" Fu's mother snatched the mop in Wen Xi's hand and threw it into the trash, and looked carefully at the marks smashed on the back of the door, and wondered in her heart, when she was decorating a few years ago, she chose a solid wooden door, and the mop fell down to smash a hole?

Wen Xi was stunned and watched Mother Fu's legs appear in the center of Erha's body, and looked at Wen Xi watching it busily flick its tail, Wen Xi only felt that his eyes were going blind.

"You come over for me!" Wen Xi tried to use brain waves to communicate QQ Xiaoice, isn't that how it is put in science fiction movies?

Stupid Erha now even shows his tongue, and Wen Xi can even see a line of reflective Ha Lazi!

"That, Mom, go out first, I'm in a bit of a hurry!" Wen Xi deliberately made a posture of pinching his legs, he really didn't see Erha's big tail sweeping around Fu's mother's legs...... Since Erha doesn't move, let Mother Fu go out!

"Oh, okay, okay!" Fu's mother hurriedly brought Wen Xi to the door, didn't Wen Xi step on the mop in a hurry just now? It doesn't seem right......

"What the hell are you?Revenant?Alien?Or VR projection!" Wen Xi squatted down and asked solemnly with Erha's four eyes, he seemed to know why he could see this Erha, he reinstalled the system yesterday, could it be that this is a new skill that comes with the new system?

"Wang Wang Wang ~ Master, I am your little cutie QQ Xiaoice!" No question how to ask, Erha repeated this sentence, Wen Xi, who wanted to break his head, washed with cold water and still didn't find out the reason, so he could only squat on the toilet and open the system to find the reason.

But the new system can't be found......

"Erha...... No, QQ Xiaoice, what about my system?" Wen Xi stared at Erha's four eyes tightly, he had saved enough energy value to upgrade his acting skills yesterday, and if the system was without Wen Xi, he would cry to death!

"Wang~" Erha spit out a light curtain, which is exactly the system Wen Xi is looking for!

"Hehehe......" Wen Xi ran through a group of alpacas in his mind, his system became a two, is the white-bearded old man joking with him!

Taking advantage of the fact that he could operate at this time, Wen Xi quickly upgraded the emotional expression and facial expression skills in his acting skills to level 4, which is the 48 energy points he has saved since he learned to learn the art in Diaoyutai!

"Wang Wang~ Congratulations to the master, your emotional expression skills and facial expression skills have been upgraded to level four, and the remaining energy value is 0, please recharge as soon as possible~" QQ Xiaoice wagged his tail and happily reported the curtain, in the past, these tips appeared in the form of text!

"Xiaoice, can I choose the subtitle prompt?" Wen Xi was helpless, if he ate several good dishes at the same time in the future, Erha's speech speed would not be able to catch up with Hua Shao? Even if Erha could do it without biting his tongue, Wen Xi would be annoyed to death!

"Wang~Okay,Master!The message prompt has been switched to subtitle mode~"

After dealing with the prompt sound, Wen Xi was finally able to go to the toilet quietly, he had already run 1,500 meters at this point in the past, and it was time to go to the toilet.

The stool also needs to be brewed, but what if there is a dog next to you who keeps staring at you to the toilet without blinking? Wen Xi squatted for a while and felt that his butt was cold, so he first found a bath towel to wrap around his waist, but Erha's titanium alloy dog eyes were still staring at him, and Wen Xi couldn't pull it out.

"What's that...... QQ Xiaoice, can I discuss something with you?" Wen Xi helplessly held his forehead and sighed, it was so uncomfortable not to pull it out! It was even more uncomfortable to be stared at by dogs!

"Wangwang~ Master, please speak!" Erha flicked his tail, and his two front paws stepped on the floor alternately excitedly.

"Will you be invisible, can you be invisible?" Wen Xi's last sentence was said through gritted teeth, a dog guarding him on the tuba, didn't he covet his poop?

"Hmph, hum, hum~Xiaoice won't be invisible~" Erha drooped his head and lay on the ground, stealth is a unique skill of LV10 level system robots, he is just a little baby who can't even incarnate as an adult......

"Are you going to be this state of being the only one I can see?"

"Wang Wang~ Yes! QQ Xiaoice can only be seen by the owner, and others will never find Xiaoice!"

"Then can you stay away from me?" Wen Xi pointed to the door of the toilet, at least let the dog retreat out of the door!

"Hmph, Xiaoice can be as far away as one meter from the owner!" Erha coiled his tail and took a few steps back, but he was still within the toilet range!

"Forget it, I'll close my eyes!" Wen Xi covered his eyes in pain, in the future, this Erha will watch him pee, take a bath and sleep, he has to learn to ignore it......

Ten minutes later, Wen Xi pulled up his pants expressionlessly, he still couldn't do it! (The queen was in pain~)

"Master, your little cutie QQ Xiaoice reminds you to wipe your ass when you go to the toilet~" Erha took a few steps forward and saw Wen Xi looking back to see that he actually stretched out his tongue and licked his mouth!

"You turn my head for me!" Wen Xi was trembling with anger, if he had known that the system had become so obscene, Wen Xi would not have escalated if he was killed!

Erha blinked innocently and didn't react, Wen Xi took a deep breath and repeated it in a gentle tone, and the stupid dog obediently turned around and didn't look at him.

Hehehe, anger will be automatically blocked? That means you can't hear anything I scold, right? Wen Xi was angry, and quickly spit out a long list of national scolds in the lowest voice. China has a history of 5,000 years, and he is a person who has lived two lifetimes, and he will be scolded by the country!

Twenty minutes later, Wen Xi scolded refreshed, hearty, even the stomach and intestines were ventilated, and after a few big farts were released, Wen Xi squatted back on the toilet and actually discharged the feces very smoothly, and the whole person was much more relaxed!

"Xiaoice, let's go out!" Wen Xi opened the toilet door in a good mood, recently under pressure, there is nothing to scold and scold the stupid dog can also be released, anyway, this Erha is so useful.

The upgraded food system has even become much more vivid in scoring food, Wen Xi sat down at the table, Erha screamed silently, and the system score appeared above the plate. Above the system level is a green score for safety, and below the system level is a red score for danger.

Wen Xi tentatively picked up a little 4 points of pickles and sent them to his mouth, and he swooped over and waved his dog paws to pat it over, and his mouth was still screaming: "This food is low-end food, and there will be a painful lesson after eating, Wangwang~"

Wen Xi put down his chopsticks with satisfaction, in this regard, the system dog is still somewhat humane, and he no longer has to worry about accidentally eating the wrong dish and having diarrhea until his legs are weak!