The heart is sorrowful, the pen is hard to go to the text, the right path is vicissitudes, and the version is lucky. On the long country road, two figures slowly walked forward one after the other.

The person who walked forward, with his hands around his chest, looked solemn, a pair of upside-down white eyes were fierce, and his brows were frowned, as if he was thinking about some major life event.

The person who walked behind, with a thin figure, a long body, a sallow complexion, a pair of long eyelashes drooping slightly, raised his eyes from time to time to look at the back in front of him, and was silent.

It was Hao Se and Corpse Tianqing who set off again after making bold speeches.

Suddenly, Hao Se, who was moving forward, stopped suddenly, turned his head to stare at the corpse Tianqing behind him, his eyebrows were furrowed, and he said with a straight face: "Brother corpse, you didn't see anything in the morning!"

Corpse Tianqing's footsteps stopped, and he raised his eyes to look at Hao Se with a puzzled expression.

"Well, I'm saying—" Hao Se turned his head uncomfortably and scratched his face, "Didn't you see Lao Tzu crying in the morning with a handful of snot and tears......

Corpse Tianqing's eyes were round.

"No, no, no! Lao Tzu didn't cry! Lao Tzu never cried! Lao Tzu will be a big man who will stand up to the sky and cry ghosts and gods in the future, and he will never do such a tasteless thing as crying nose!"

Hao Se glared at the corpse Tianqing viciously, a face full of black and gray, two red dead fish eyes and a red nose, which was called a standing out.

Corpse Tianqing's eyelashes drooped, covered his mouth with his fist, and cleared his throat: "Yes, Hao Se didn't cry." ”

"Very good!" Hao Se clenched his fists, nodded in satisfaction, turned around, straightened his chest, and continued on his way.

Corpse Tianqing shook his head lightly, and then followed: "Hao Se, where is this going-"

"Ahhhh

The corpse Tianqing was stunned: "Hao Se said that it doesn't matter." ”

Hao Se snapped his hands together, raised his head high, and made a gesture of burning incense and worshiping the Buddha: "Please, brother corpse, can you not always call Lao Tzu's name by name!"

Corpse Tianqing's eyes widened again.

"Being screamed by such an earth-shattering beauty as Brother Corpse, Lao Tzu is under a lot of pressure!"

Corpse Tianqing's eyelids moved, and a look of bewilderment appeared on his sallow face: "That...... How should Tianqing call Engong?!"

"Replace it!" exclaimed.

Corpse Tianqing looked embarrassed, frowned and thought for a long time before hesitating: "...... Brother Hao?"

"Good breasts" your sister!

You are "good breasts", your whole family is "good breasts"!

Hao Se immediately exploded, and the dead fish eyes shot the corpse in a hurry.

Corpse brother, you shouted "good breasts" to a girl who was about equal to the "airport", are you laughing, laughing, laughing, or laughing?!

The corpse Tianqing's long eyelashes flickered, his brows frowned slightly, and he seemed to be very confused by Hao Se's angry reaction after hearing the title "Brother Hao".

On the dusty country road, the two of them were so angry, and the other looked at each other innocently for a long time-

In the end, Hao Se couldn't resist the attack of Corpse Tianqing's "beautiful eyes" and was defeated, scratched his hair with a look of chagrin, and continued to move forward with a huff.

"Forget it, you can call it whatever you like, corpse brother, you can't blame the society for the so-called misery, and you can't rely on your parents to blame it......"

"Arthur—"

Suddenly, there was a soft call from behind, as gentle as the bright moonlight sweeping across the willows.

Hao Se paused and slowly turned back.

The breeze rises in the morning light, the corpse is fluttering, and the hair is dancing, showing thrushes, like springs, and the eyes are faint and clear.

"Tianqing calls Engong - 'Arthur', okay?"

The warm sun temperature quietly stained his cheeks, Hao Se scratched his face, looked at the corpse Tianqing in a daze, and smirked: "Hehe...... Arthur, it's good, it's good, hey, hey, hey, hey......"

Corpse Tianqing looked at Hao Se's smiling face, the corners of his mouth were slightly hooked, and in an instant, the light of the Qiankun Xia moved, and the flowers were fragrant and cloudy, as beautiful as a crown of jade.

Hao Se maintained a smirking posture and was stunned for a moment, suddenly his eyelids twitched, he took a deep breath, and pulled the corpse Tianqing to the side of the road, and said with a straight face: "Brother corpse, Lao Tzu has found a very fatal problem!"

"What's the matter?" Corpse Tianqing frowned and asked in a dumb voice.

"It's your appearance, brother corpse!" Hao Se exclaimed, "If you go to the rivers and lakes with Lao Tzu with this face, with the current strength of the two of us, it will be the rhythm of being molested and robbed by the bully prince playboy demon sect demon in the street every minute!"

As soon as these words came out, Corpse Tianqing's eyes darkened, and the whole person couldn't help but fall silent.

"So, Lao Tzu has thought of a peerless good way!" Hao Se rubbed and pulled out the firewood knife from his back, a pair of dead fish eyes reflected the cold knife light, and pulled out a sneer, "I will definitely be able to strangle this hidden danger in the cradle!"

As he spoke, the firewood knife in his hand gestured in front of the corpse's clear face.

Corpse Tianqing looked at Hao Se quietly, the silver light in his eyes flashed, and he fixed his head: "Okay." ”

After speaking, he closed his eyes slightly, looking like he was at home.

"Okay! it's a man!" Hao Se praised, holding the firewood knife high in one hand, and grabbing the hair of the corpse Tianqing with the other hand, suddenly, the knife in his hand fell, and the cold blade slashed in front of the corpse Tianqing's eyes-

The corpse Tianqing only felt that the cold wind in front of his forehead swept away, and when he heard a snort, there was no movement, and the expected pain did not happen.

"Hmph, Lao Tzu's craftsmanship has not regressed. Hao Se's smug voice came to his ears.

Corpse Tianqing slowly opened his eyes and looked at Hao Se with a look of surprise.

"What's the matter?" Hao Se erected the blade of the firewood knife, his eyes lit up and looked at his masterpiece, "Lao Tzu, this is a family heirloom that has helped countless girls trim their bangs and practice thousands of years of laughter and pride in the hairdressing industry, look at this bangs, neat, heavy, beautiful, and generous! Not only can you properly cover your eyes with the corpse brother, but also highlight the fashion trend of postmodernism, and it will definitely be the representative work of the fashion industry of the Ming Dynasty!"

Corpse Tianqing slowly raised his hand and touched his forehead, and sure enough, at the level of his eyebrows, there was a thick bang.

The arm slowly moved down, and the sallow fingers clenched where Hao Se couldn't see.

"Brother corpse, don't worry, this shape is only temporary!" Hao Se parted the chai knife to his back, put his arm around the corpse Tianqing's shoulder, stretched out his arm, and pointed to the country: "When we are developed in the future, Lao Tzu will definitely dress up the corpse brother you beautifully, and dress Lao Tzu handsome, you will definitely be able to amaze the Quartet, handsome and handsome, and when the time comes, the two of us will definitely become CEOs in minutes and marry Bai Fumei to the pinnacle of life, ohhahahahaha——"

In the midst of demonic laughter, Corpse Tianqing touched the bangs on his forehead, glanced at Hao Se's excited smile, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise slightly.

*

Smell the color like brocade grass waves, and the wind turns willow flower balls;

The city stone is majestic and peaceful, and the pedestrians are busy.

Hao Se crossed his hands on his hips, stood outside the towering city wall, looked up at the word "Le'an" engraved on the stone plaque at the head of the city, and nodded frequently:

"Le'an - that's a good name, it's peaceful, it's definitely a good place. ”

Corpse Tianqing stood beside Hao Se, also looking up, his eyes trembling slightly.

"Brother corpse, look, this is the starting point of our career!" Hao Se wrapped his arms around the corpse Tianqing's shoulders and said with great momentum, "When we enter the county seat, let's have a good meal first, and then pick one to take a hot bath in a five-star hotel, and sleep with him ......in the dark."

In Hao Se's bold words, the corpse's clear eyes moved around the city gate, but when he saw that the pedestrians around him were looking at Hao Se and himself with a look of surprise, he pointed:

"Yo, do you hear that? This little flower child is not big, and his tone is not small!"

"Look at his clothes, didn't he crawl out of a mound?"

"What are you doing with two people named Hanako, he's just bragging and having a good time. ”

"Look at the kid next to him, hey, that face, it's as yellow as bitter gall, and I don't know how long I've been hungry. ”

"Alas, the world is no longer working......"

"These two children are really pitiful......"

"Ding!"

Two copper plates were thrown in front of Hao Se and Corpse Tianqing.

Hao Se twitched his face and looked at the aunt who threw the copper plate.

The aunt looked sympathetic: "Child, hurry up and go to the city to buy a steamed bun to eat, look at this crazy talker, they are hungry and stupid." ”

After that, he shook his head and hurried away.

Hauser: "......"

Corpse Tianqing: "......"

A small gust of wind swished through Hao Se and the corpse Tianqing's stiff figures.

"Corpse brother!" Hao Se squatted down suddenly, grabbed the copper plate in his hand with lightning speed, looked around with a vigilant face, beckoned to the corpse Tianqing, and ran to the shadow of the city wall.

The corpse Tianqing looked uncertain, and hurriedly ran to the wall with Hao Se.

"Arthur, what's wrong?"

"Something is wrong!" said Hao Se with a nervous expression.

"What?!" Corpse Tianqing's expression tightened, his whole body tensed, and his eyes looked around.

Hao Se dragged the corpse Tianqing: "It's a major event in people's livelihood!"

"People's livelihood?"

Hao Se nodded with a solemn face: "Brother corpse, you have money on you—that, do you have silver?"

Corpse Tianqing: "......"

"Lao Tzu knows that you don't!" Hao Se slapped his thigh, "It's strange if you have silver!" Lao Tzu rummaged through the village, and as a result, everything was burned clean by a fire, not to mention silver, not even a single hair!"

Corpse Tianqing blinked, took a light breath, and his tense body relaxed.

"So Brother Corpse, now, our plans are about to make a small adjustment!" Hao Se said with a deep face.

"Tianqing listened to Arthur. "The corpse is upright.

"Okay!" Hao Se hammered his palm, "The so-called road must be taken step by step, the meal must be eaten one bite at a time, and become the high-end goal of the CEO to win and marry Bai Fumei, let's put it aside and set an emergency goal first! That is——"

Hao Se raised his arm and took a deep breath: "Self-reliance, make money to eat!"

"Good. Corpse Tianqing nodded his head with a fixed face, as if he had really received some important instructions.

"So—Brother Corpse, it's all up to you!" Hao Se solemnly patted Corpse Tianqing's shoulder.

"Me?"

"That's right!" Hao Se slapped on the corpse Tianqing's shoulder, "Corpse brother, your kung fu is so powerful, of course it depends on you!"

The corpse Tianqing's long eyelashes drooped slightly, and his voice was low: "It's just that my internal strength has been lost, and I'm afraid that I can only be the lowest dart master......"

"Dart master, what kind of dart master are you doing?!" Hao Se glared at the dead fish, and glared at the corpse Tianqing with a look of hatred, "How can someone like the corpse brother do such a promising job as a dart master?!"

Corpse Tianqing's eyes widened, and he looked straight at Hao Se.

But seeing Hao Seluo standing up suddenly, he smiled proudly at the corpse Tianqing, and the dead fish eyes looked into the distance, and his face was full of light: "Lao Tzu has already thought about it, we are talents like once in a century, of course, we must choose the path of self-employment!"

"Entrepreneurial ......" corpse Tianqing looked puzzled.

"Simple! With your skills and Lao Tzu's eloquence, that is to live a golden and splendid road in front of you!

Arthur ...... You said...... What is it......" Corpse Tianqing suddenly had a feeling that it was not very good.

"Naturally—" Hao Se pressed the corpse Tianqing's shoulder, the dead fish's eyes lit up, and he grinned, "Street performers!"

Corpse Tianqing's eyes suddenly tightened, and his whole body stiffened.

Little Lori: "You're not a baby girl, you're taller than other boys, you're a baby boy!"

Hao Se: "I'm really a baby girl! I don't believe it, I'll take off my pants and show you!"

"Wow, Hauser is a hooligan!" Little Lori ran away in tears.

The kindergarten aunt who ran over was furious: "Hao Se, you punish me to stop!"

Hao Se, who was carrying his pants, said that he was very upset.

Another example, in elementary school-

The shy girl: "Squad leader Hao Se, can I be your girlfriend?"

Helpless Hao Se: "I'm a female ......"

The teary-eyed girl: "Squad leader Hao Se, don't you like me?"

Very helpless Hao Se: "I'm really a female ......"

The girl who broke the boat: "Even if you are a woman, I don't mind!"

Hao Se, who wanted to cry without tears: "I mind!"

Then, in junior high school:

Flower Season Girl A: "Don't you think Hao Se's eyes are scary?"

Flower Season Girl B: "It seems to be a little." ”

Flower Season Girl C: "I used to think she was a little handsome, but as soon as this semester started, I suddenly felt that her eyes were ......"

Flower Season Girl Ding: "Ah!

The sleepy-eyed Hao Se looked up: "Huh?"

"Yikes!"

"Hao Se glared at me!"

"Run!"

The girl A, B, C and Ding fled in the wilderness.

Hao Se looked confused: "What's the situation? I just didn't wake up!"

High School –

Bad Youth League: "Hey, kid in front, hand over your pocket money!"

"What?" Haute turned his head.

The delinquent youth group knelt down at the same time: "Big brother, big brother!

Hao Se with a black line: "I'm not a big brother!"

Delinquent Youth League: "This big brother, don't laugh! With your style and eyes, you must be a famous big brother on the road!"

Hao Se, who burst out with green tendons on the top of his head: "My eyes are natural!"

"Big brother, your family is actually the foundation of your ancestors! Big brother, is there still a shortage of people in your gang? Why don't you take a few younger brothers!"

Hao Se: Your sister!

College years –

Male classmate A: "Hao Se! Hao Se! Those freshman boys are picking thorns again, you hurry up and go to the town with us!"

Hao Se, who looked up from the pile of books: "The exam is coming up next week, and I still have to review—"

Male classmate B: "It won't take long, Hao Se, as long as you stand there and glance at it casually, those little cubs will definitely kneel!"

Hauser: "Hey, I'm a girl!"

Male classmate C: "If you don't say it, who can tell that you are a girl?"

The male classmate Ding was teary-eyed: "Brother Hao, it's up to you!"

Hao Se, who was furious: "Give it to Lao Tzu and I'll get out!"

The male classmate A, B, C and D dispersed in a hurry: "It's terrible!"

College Graduation Season –

Hao Se, who was putting on makeup for the first time, looked shy: "Senior, senior, thank you for coming today, this, this rose for you!"

The senior looked horrified: "Hao Se, did you get beaten in the face? What is this flower for?!"

Hao Se blushed: "Learn, senior, in fact, I, I have always liked and liked you......"

The senior Dong took a few steps back: "That, that Hao Se, I like and like women." ”

Hao Se was puzzled: "I'm a woman!"

The senior jumped up: "What?!No! That, it's, actually, what I like is a man, it's a man!"

Stunned Hause: "......"

The frightened senior said: "Hao Se, don't be angry, don't be angry! I, I'm still in a hurry, go first!"

Hao Se, who looked at the back of the senior who fled in the wilderness: "......"

Melodious singing voices can be heard in the distance: "Hearts are broken into pieces ......"

A large group of male classmates rushed up, and wine bottles and barbecued meat flew all over the sky around Hao Se.

"Hao Se!

"In the future, our brothers will be on different sides of the world, and we won't see each other anymore!"

"Come on, Hause, have an all-night drink with your brothers!"

Hao Se, who slapped away the wine bottle, burst into tears: "Lao Tzu is really a woman!"

Then, time flew by and came to the Ming Dynasty hundreds of years ago-

Comrade Hao Se, who is responsible for appearance, once again caused a life-threatening misunderstanding because of his "outstanding" appearance.

"Cave, cave room?"

Hao Se stared at the bandit woman in front of him, who looked at the side of the ridge as strong, and the little tongue in his throat was trembling.

"Cave room! Cave room tonight!Hahahahaha-" Mao Jindao smiled thickly, and the whole room shook.

What a joke!

Lao Tzu was born without this function!

Hao Se's two dead fish eyes rolled upward, and he almost fainted.

But in the eyes of others, everyone saw two fierce lights shining out of the eyes of the tall and thin young man in front of them, gloomy and terrifying.

Mao Jindao's face suddenly sank: "You don't want to?"

As soon as these words came out, all the bandits immediately shuddered, and the next moment, whether it was Meng Sanye's gang or Yang Erye's team, they all began to speak in unison about the great cause of media:

"Brother Hao, it's your blessing that the big boss has taken a fancy to you!"

"Brother Hao, you are the big boss!"

"This brother, you can't ask for this kind of marriage!"

"Brother Hao!"

"This brother ......"

"Shut it all up!" Mao Jindao snorted, and shook his hand and waved a palm.

"Click!" the palm wind immediately split a crack in the pillar.

All the bandits trembled at the same time, and were immediately silenced.

Hao Se's body trembled, and he came back to his senses in an instant.

"Say, don't you look down on me!"

The golden knife pressed forward step by step, Hao Se retreated step by step, and in a few steps, the golden knife forced Hao Se into a corner.

The big oily face in front of him was so gloomy that it could almost drip ink, as if Hao Se could say a "no" word, and he could immediately squeeze Hao Se into a meat puree.

Help me!

This is the rhythm of the overlord's hard bow!

Hao Se was squeezed and his face was blue, and the dead fish's eyes burst out one after another.

But a group of bandits around him were all frightened, looking cowering, and Meng Sanshi, the only one who wanted to come forward to help, was dragged back by Huang Dazhuang and Huang Erzhuang.

The world is hot and cold!

People really have to rely on themselves!

But...... How can I help myself?

Is it like the scholar just now, to hit the wall to protect himself......

But the problem is that Lao Tzu is not the kind of scholar who sings three chants with twists and turns, even if he bites his tongue and commits suicide now, I am afraid that he will not be able to exchange for the mercy and pity of this golden knife......

Wait a minute!

Who said Lao Tzu wasn't a scholar?

Lao Tzu is a high-end cultural person who has broken 10,000 books in the exam and guessed questions like a god, and he is a fighter among scholars!

Thinking of this, Hao Se suddenly shook his spirit, his fists suddenly clenched, and his three white eyes suddenly stared at him, and in an instant, the gangster rushed out and shouted: "Bah!"

The golden knife that approached Hao Se changed his face in an instant, and he took a step back.

The surrounding bandits were even more shocked, and they all picked up their weapons and waited for them.

But seeing Hao Se's eyebrows raised, he condensed his voice: "I wish to have one heart and no white head!"

There was a moment of silence in the hall.

"What did you say?" said Maojindao's face lit up.

Hao Se hurriedly changed his tone and slowed down his voice a little: "I wish to have one heart, and the white head will not be separated......"

"I wish to have one heart...... White heads are inseparable...... Okay, that's a good thing to say......" Mao Jindao looked in a trance, took a few steps back, and muttered aftertaste.

Thank God!

Hauser squatted down the wall to the ground.

"Have you read a book?" Mao Jindao suddenly snorted and squatted down, looking at Hao Se with an excited expression and asked.

"Count, count...... Huh!"

Hao Se, who had survived the catastrophe, looked up at the affectionate little eyes of the golden knife opposite, and his whole head suddenly buzzed-

In a hurry, I made such a low-level fatal mistake!

This golden knife likes scholars, and Lao Tzu actually went up to tell people that Lao Tzu is a cultural person who has read books......

Ancestors plank!

Isn't this jumping into the fire pit by yourself?

What to do, what to do?!

So far, it seems that only by showing Lao Tzu's true gender can he escape......

No way, no way!

As the saying goes, "After three years in the man's pile, the sow can also become a sable".

What's more, there are dozens of men here, and they are men of this level who face the Mao Jin Dao every day - compared with this Mao Jin Dao, Lao Tzu is a heavenly immortal!

If it is revealed that Lao Tzu is a woman, the consequences will definitely be unimaginable!

But if you don't say it—

Do you really want to have a room with this golden knife cave?!

Don't say that Lao Tzu doesn't have this function, even if he does, seeing the explosive appearance of the Mao Jin Knife, it is estimated that there is no play!

Hao Se suddenly broke out in a sweat.

Mao Jindao stared at Hao Se's expression change, and his face gradually darkened: "Sure enough, you scholars just look down on me." ”

"The little brother doesn't look down on the big boss," Hao Se hurriedly shouted, "but ...... Instead, I felt that ...... countless classic romance lines popped up with beads of sweat the size of Hao Sedou, and in the end, a tried and tested stand out, "The little brother is not worthy of being a big boss!"

Unexpectedly, as soon as these words came out, Mao Jindao's face darkened: "Sure enough, he looks down on me Mao Jindao!"

"Big boss, you misunderstood!" Hao Se lifted his shirt, knelt on one knee, clasped his hands into fists, and said sincerely, "Although the little brother is the first time to see the big boss, he is also deeply impressed by the heroism of the big boss, so the little brother gave this sentence 'I wish to be a person with one heart and no one else' to the big boss!"

"Hmm, what do you say?"

"The big boss, this marriage event is related to the happiness of the big boss's life, and it must not be a child's play!" Hao Se wiped the beads of sweat on his neck, "If a heroine like a big boss is a heroine among women, if it is given to a layman like the younger brother, wouldn't it be a flower inserted in cow dung?!"

"Poof!" someone burst out laughing.

"Who dares to laugh!" the third master roared angrily.

The room fell silent again.

"Do you really think I'm like a flower?"

"That's nature! And it's a rare flower in the world!" Hao Se stubbornly made persistent efforts, "A character like a big boss must be matched with a rich and wealthy man who is full of wealth and wealth as a husband!"

Mao Jindao's eyes lit up: "I can really find such a husband?!"

"Of course!" Hao Se nodded fiercely, "I believe in the little brother, you can do it!"

"Then where are you going to find it?" asked Mao Jindao with a look of anticipation.

"Uh......" Hauser was stunned.

"Yes, Brother Hao, where are you looking for such characters?"

The surrounding crowd of bandits looked at Hao Se with their eyes full of shining stars.

The ancestors are banban, where does Lao Tzu know!

What Lao Tzu blurted out just now is just the standard marketing line of the marriage and love network to flicker into the club, but there is a wood network and a rice and a Du Niang, and there is no marriage and love network, even if Lao Tzu is the former chief matchmaker of the marriage and love network, he can only take a break.

"Didn't you lie to me?" Mao Jindao's face sank again.

"No! absolutely not!" Hao Se waved his hand again and again, the dead fish's eyes turned wildly, and suddenly a flash of inspiration, "Big boss, didn't you just say that you were going to Juyimen to divide the rudder in two months?"

"So what?" said the Golden Knife.

"Juyi Gate-this-well-known-Gate Sect......" Hao Se said while observing everyone's faces, and after making sure that he was not wrong, he continued, "Naturally, there are many heroes, heroes and heroes are everywhere, presumably the big boss will definitely meet a sweetheart here!"

"I see!" Mao Jindao slapped his thigh, "You're right!

At this moment, the whole room was boiling, and the bandits high-fived and cheered:

"Great!"

"I said a long time ago, the big boss must marry the big hero!"

"Juyimen is the number one gang in the world, there must be a drama!"

"That's right! That's right!"

Mao Jindao stood up and looked at Meng Sanshi with joy on his face: "Third brother, you brother has received it well!"

Meng Sanshi smiled and hugged his fists: "It's all the blessings of the big family!"

Mao Jindao looked at Hao Se again, lifted Hao Se up from the ground, and patted Hao Se on the shoulder: "Hao Se, in the future, you will be our brother in the village, we will be blessed and enjoy hardships together!"

"Thank you, big boss!" Hao Se shook the beads of sweat on his hands and clenched his fists in thanks.

"It's rare to have a reader, and then—hmm...... Brother Hao is our military advisor in Yuexizhai!" Mao Jindao patted Hao Se on the shoulder again, "Come with me to Juyimen next month to choose a husband for me!"

What?!Strategist?!

Hao Se suddenly raised his head, his eyelids jumping.

"Congratulations to the military advisor!"

"Congratulations to Master Hao!"

Meng Sanshi's gang cheered.

And Yang Ermu's gang was staring at him with gloomy faces.

Hao Se's smile stiffened.

True! Thy chastity has been saved, but he has become a dog-headed military advisor in a bandit's den!

*

Modern Theatre 01:

Matchmaker Marriage Network Recruitment Site:

Examiner: We've never recruited male matchmakers.

Hauser: I'm a woman.

Examiner: Ah, sorry, I read it wrong! Then why did you come to our matchmaker matchmaking network to apply?

Hauser: You have a lot of girls here.

Examiner: Huh?

Hauser: I want to stay in a place where there are a lot of girls.

Examiner: What?

Hao Se: I said, I want to stay in a place where there are many girls!

Examiner: Admission!

Modern Theatre 02:

The first lesson of matchmaker marriage and love network:

Top matchmaker: The member is the peerless beauty, the member is the handsome guy in the city!

Matchmaker Network Newcomers: ......

Top matchmaker: This is the standard routine line for joining the club, and everyone has to memorize it!

Matchmaker newcomers: What?

Matchmaker's marketing lines standard version:

1. Marriage is a lifelong event! As the saying goes, men are afraid of entering the wrong line and women are afraid of marrying the wrong man.

2. You are the most beautiful and best person in the world, and those who gave up on you before have lost their treasure! They have lost their happiness!

2. If a person like you finds someone to marry casually, it is a flower inserted in cow dung!

3. You are the most perfect, you will definitely be able to find a husband who is taller, handsome and kind-hearted than Jin Jian with a car and a house!

4. Trust me!

Hauser: What the hell is this?

Huang Erzhuang knelt in front of the grave, wailing and crying, full of tears.

In the midst of the painful crying, Hao Se sat cross-legged and silent, looking up at the cloudless sky.

Corpse Tianqing squatted behind Hao Se, and carved the last name on the charred wooden board with a stroke of a firewood knife.

"I want revenge! I want revenge!" Huang Erzhuang slammed his hands on the ground, tears fell to the ground, and shouted in a hissed voice, "I must take revenge!!"

A wisp of morning breeze blew Hao Se's sideburns and hair, and the dead fish's eyelids moved: "Revenge?

"For the big boss, for the third master, for the second master, for the eldest brother, and for the brothers in the village!" Huang Erzhuang turned his head and cried.

Hao Se looked at Huang Erzhuang quietly for a long time, slowly lowered his eyelids, and suddenly, laughed in a low voice: "Ha, hahaha, hahahaha-"

Corpse Tianqing's subordinates paused, and suddenly raised their eyes to look at Hao Se, their eyebrows furrowed slightly.

"Hao, Hao Junshi?" Huang Erzhuang had tears on his face, his face was slightly stunned, "What are you laughing at?!"

"Because it's ridiculous. Hao Se slowly raised his eyes, a pair of dead fish eyes were like a pair of quagmire stones, the ink was cold, "The big boss and all the killers died together, the corpses were buried in the sea of fire, only a pile of ashes remained, who do you want to seek revenge?"

"Find the person in charge behind you to take revenge!" Huang Erzhuang roared angrily.

"Who is the master behind it?" Hao Se raised his eyes and looked at Huang Erzhuang.

"I, I—I'll definitely be able to find out! I remember the clothes of those killers, I'll definitely be able to find the person behind them!" Huang Erzhuang jumped up suddenly, blushing and roaring.

Hao Se blinked his eyelids, got up and patted the dust on the hem of his clothes, walked in front of Huang Erzhuang, and looked up at Huang Erzhuang, who was half a head taller than him, "Are you stupid?"

"What?" Huang Erzhuang's eyes widened.

"Okay, you go!" Hao Se stared at Huang Erzhuang with dead fish eyes, "Go to the swords, swords, shadows, bloody and sinister rivers and lakes to find out the black hand behind the illusory man, and then use your three-legged cat kung fu to take revenge and send him to death! Finally, go to the Yama Hall with Mao Jindao, Yang Ermu, and Meng Sanshi to report! You go!"

"I, I ——!" Huang Erzhuang's eyes bulged, but he couldn't say a word.

"On the day you die, remember to send a letter to Lao Tzu," Hao Se looked at Huang Erzhuang's eyes narrowed slightly, "Thinking of an acquaintance, Lao Tzu will definitely bring a straw mat to collect your body." ”

Huang Erzhuang clenched his fists and his face was flushed.

"What? Isn't Lao Tzu right?" Hao Se raised a small eyebrow.

Huang Erzhuang gritted his teeth fiercely.

Hao Se took a step back, lowered his eyes, and the corners of his mouth hooked slightly: "Forget it, you can't take revenge!"

"I-"

"Give up, you don't have that ability. ”

"No, I-"

"Pull it down, you're not the material!"