Episode 558 Streak Journey
Fangiri is actually not a timid person, timid people will not come to the Amazon with a fat body, everyone knows that many animals in the Amazon love meat. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
He often behaves timidly, in fact, because others are too bold, and when it comes to the critical moment, he is never ambiguous.
Today he is out of the way!
If he can't find soap, he really won't go back!
It's better to die than to drown in Li's enchanting angry saliva and contemptuous eyes.
With this domineering spirit, Fantuan felt inexplicably comfortable all the way down.
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He trotted all the way to a small dirt slope, and he leaned on a branch and gasped for breath, the fog of the woods was like milk, and he had looked to the east, and then he ran and ran, and he did not know where to go.
There was a compass on the phone, but he didn't dare to turn it on, for fear that as soon as he turned it on, he would be locked by his partners, so he only hoped that the fog could get out of the way quickly, so that he could see the sun and use it to guide his direction.
His initial plan for the creation of man.
It's centered on the stone forest, from the southeast, northwest, these four directions, looking for each one, and I thought with tears in my heart, either the soap comes back to my back, and they will be eaten until they are eaten.
The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, I can't find the soap and soap, I won't return it, the rice ball stir-fry is first-class, and looking for someone must be first-class.
Under this sunny sun, Onigiri waved his fists under his eyes, silently cheering himself up.
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"Hey Sao Nian, have you rested enough?"
A cold voice sounded beside him, and the rice ball thought it was his hallucination, and smirked.
"Hey, what about you, take your hands away when you're enough, you're so fat, what do you pay for breaking my waist?"
When Onigiri found out that it was the branch he was holding on to speak, he sat on the ground with his butt and his mouth of the sausage trembling like a mouse, making a squeaky sound.
This world is so crazy that not only can it be reduced by 100 times, but even the branches of the trees have begun to speak!
I don't know whether to cry or laugh.
He rubbed his eyes vigorously, proving that he was indeed not a hallucination but a reality, for the branch not only spoke, but also walked. Walking is like a light and fluttering, as if a gust of wind can blow people up.
Let the hair of the rice ball fry into a mushroom cloud for the first time.
Twigs can speak.
Branches can walk.
He's thinking about a third possibility:
Will this twig eat people?
Just as the rice ball was about to flee, the "branch man" walked by the rice ball lightly, without even looking at him, and then disappeared into the grass.
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Onigiri breathed a sigh of relief, and smiled bitterly to find that his white shirt was so scared that it was wet with sweat, and it was itchy and uncomfortable on his body.
His own backpack was still full for a change of clothes, and he vaguely heard the sound of water flowing in the distance, it was early in the morning, and according to his experience in the rainforest, it was relatively safe to have water so early.
So he pricked up his ears and followed the sound of the water, and in a few minutes there was a bubbling stream in front of him, oh little river, this little river was surrounded by aquatic plants, not deep or shallow, and he could see huge pebbles out of the water.
Because it was early in the morning, there was fog on the water surface and it was still swimming around, except for the sound of water, there was no other sound, and it seemed unusually quiet, and the rice ball kicked in his heart and approached.
First of all, check if there is a frog head floating on the surface of the water, the last time everyone went to the water's edge, there was a frog swimming in the morning, almost scared half a life.
Fortunately, there was nothing but water and fog on the surface of the water, and there was not even half a tadpole, so he carefully moved to the shore to see if there were any fish?
When he was a chef, many of his best dishes were related to fish, such as crystal fish, braised fish, sweet and sour fish, if he was eaten by fish in the bath.
Then this joke index is about to explode.
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After squinting and observing for a long time, he was pleasantly surprised to find that there were no fish in the river, which was great, no frogs and no fish, and the water safety index was excellent.
The rice ball took off all the clothes and spilled into the water, at first he was scared, but then the more he washed it, the more he soaked it became, the more comfortable it became, and then he actually soaked in the water and fell asleep leaning on a pebble.
He sneaked out in the middle of the night, soaking in such a comfortable hot spring, it's no wonder that he doesn't fall asleep.
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The sun is out.
The mist on the water, curling and dancing lightly, will soon disappear, and this parting dance is particularly poignant.
An early frog quietly swam from downstream, and at a glance it found a snoring rice ball, it stopped, and smiled brighter than the sun.
It has a big mouth, and its flesh-red tongue sticks to the head of the rice ball like a hood, rolls into its mouth, and then swallows it properly into its stomach with a grunt.
However, a strange scene appeared, and I heard the croaking of the frog, and actually pulled the rice ball out of the butt intact, which woke up the rice ball.
It turned out to be a dream!
Scared the baby to death.
When he woke up, he was even more frightened to death, and he realized that he had fallen asleep in the shower!
Before, because the old drivers said that the water's edge is a high-risk area, you have to be careful again and again, so that the human friends are trembling every time they encounter the river, not to mention that taking a bath is to pee on the river, which is also a kind of bravery.
As soon as I thought of this, after the rice ball was shocked, it was a joy again, what he didn't dare to do, I did it, why am I so awesome?
He stretched out his thumb and posed for himself, and suddenly heard a "quack" sound in the distance.
This is the call of a frog, strong and powerful, very authentic. It's definitely not the sissy cry of the frog in his dreams.
The rice ball is like a rabbit that has been hit by an arrow, "banging lala" out of the water, although he is fat but not stupid, he wants to feel that he is dressed and flashes immediately.
Someone who isn't smart is stupid.
"Cocoa... But what about the clothes?"
The rice balls rushed ashore bare-chested, and then froze as if they had been pointed.
The shore was clean, not only his clothes were gone, but even his backpack was nowhere to be seen.
This surprise is not trivial, all his net worth is in his backpack, not only a mobile phone, but also a baby-like wok.
The rice ball ran around the scene naked like crazy, and he didn't even find half a sock.
He burst into tears and couldn't help but look up to the sky and roar:
"Who killed a thousand knives, didn't leave anything, not even a trouser for me-"
There was another "quack" sound behind him.
At this time, there seemed to be a voiceover in the sky:
"Who said I didn't keep it, didn't I leave you a frog? ”
The thing is gone, and the frog is coming.
It's all about catching up. Soap wailed and began his naked journey again.