254 Just three lines!
"I Still Love You in a Billion Years" is a TV series based on an online novel, which is about the theme of costume fantasy romance, when romance breaks through the themes of "urban" and "historical" and enters the realm of fantasy, all these disasters will be unimaginable. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
As a big drama with bottomless investment, the male and female protagonists invited the most popular Han Fan and Wu Xian respectively, and the eight-figure salary is their starting price, in order to be worthy of this lineup, the film party is expected to shoot 88 episodes of this 600,000-word work, which is auspicious.
Li Universe's very unpopular novel "What to Do If You Are Too Disliked" is an example, and about every three chapters have to be stretched into about 40 minutes of TV series content, which is simply a disaster.
The work "Still Love You in a Billion Years" is naturally completely incomprehensible to Li Xuan, because according to the thinking of straight men, trilobites, seaweeds and other basic holy relics that only existed 500 million years ago should have nothing but seawater in the future, which is more primitive than the Paleozoic Era, and even macromolecular proteins are extremely rare things.
But this story tells Li Yan that this is not the case, in that world, there were many countries and tens of billions of people a billion years ago, and the most beautiful men and women among them were imprisoned for a billion years for some reason, and then after they came out, they were still those countries and populations, and the villains who locked up them were still alive!
Productivity and technology have not changed, and they are still the most beautiful men and women on the planet, and a series of stories have been spawned for the great love between them.
In fact, if you replace a billion years with 100 million years, a thousand years, a year, two months, and a week, the story makes sense, why a billion years, probably because it's cool!
These are not important, Li Yan got a mysterious character who didn't need to show his face in this billion-year masterpiece, this character's original identity definition was the evil leader of the underground big bug world, he is not a person, he should be a big bug-like thing, but because Li Blanch, who has considerable influence, wants to show his face through Zhen Mei's relationship, the crew decided to modify the scene slightly, originally the male protagonist spoke to the big bug, and now let the big bug manifest an image, that is, Li B, and let the actor Han Fan speak to Li Blanγ
Because the contract is rather strange, Li Yan did not ask for any payment, this matter is as simple as a spring outing for him, he only needs to read three lines with an expressionless face.
"What?"
"Presumptuous!"
"Die!"
The contract is also very simple, Li Yi is equivalent to an intern, he doesn't need a salary, he comes to show his face and have fun, and he is not responsible for other things.
At nine o'clock, the crew has gathered here, and all the actors except the male and female protagonists are also present, and everyone is very professional in the play and memorizing words.
Li Yan was dragged to a small room by the chief screenwriter and director of the group for final communication.
The screenwriter with unkempt hair and huge bags under his eyes asked, "Mr. Li, just these three sentences, no problem, right?"
"What?"
"Huh?"
"Presumptuous!"
"Oh. β
"Die!"
The slightly feminine white fat male director nodded and said, "Oh, it's good, Mr. Li, that's it." β
"Let's talk about it, that's it!" The screenwriter rubbed his eye bags vigilantly, "Don't change the scene too much!"
"Why, I'm just here to study for a day. Li Yan nodded and said, "Do I have the right to change the play?"
The white fat director rubbed his chin and smiled: "In principle, it is not possible, but ......"
"Director!" The screenwriter with eye bags immediately became anxious, "I slept for eight hours in the past three days!"
"Hey, this is Mr. Li! Besides, you talked a lot first, right?" The director smiled and wanted to hold Li Yan's hand, but Li Yan was very clever and began to buckle the nose, which made the director's hand nowhere to put it, so he had to buckle the nose himself, "Now, the big names will ask to change the play, maybe the lines are not good, they show their faces less, and some simply even change the character design, we can't help it, we are also desperate, the whole team has to listen to the big names." β
"It's not the scariest thing to change the play, it's even more terrible to change the makeup and change the scene. The screenwriter shook his head and sighed, "Last time, I was with an anti-Japanese crew, anti-Japanese, you know, during that historical period, the conditions of our army were not too good, especially when fighting guerrillas, it was reasonable for the characters to be a little dirty." No, the heroine brought her own decoration and makeup artist, dressed in gold and silver, and smeared the mines! After planting the mines, she was still clean! How to shoot this scene!"
"But the box office and ratings haven't been affected, right?"
"......" the screenwriter scratched his head and sighed, "Anyway, I was called by my teacher and scolded for two hours, as for the audience, it seems that they completely ignore these things." β
Director Bai Pang sighed: "In short, Mr. Li, even if you are a less well-known artist, you will actually ask to change the play, just talk about your scene, they will think that there are too few words, no action, and ask to join emotional scenes, body movements, it is best to arrange a martial arts stand-in to fight a dozen ......"
"What?" Li Yan's expression was very surprised, and his voice and colors were extremely exaggerated, "You actually ...... No...... I don't accept it!presumptuous!You XXX, I want you XXX!Die, XXX!"
"Hahaha, that's probably it. The director smiled, "It's something like this, and the screenwriter's workload immediately goes up, everyone does it, and I don't know how to make up for it." β
As he was talking, the assistant director rushed into the room like a crazy donkey and shouted: "Han Fan has arrived!!Hurry up!!!!
The screenwriter and director were shocked.
"It's so early today!"
"Hurry, hurry, don't delay for a second!"
"Who knows when he'll suddenly leave!"
The two pulled Li Yi out of the door to greet him like chicken blood.
The huge RV drove directly to the side of the scene, and there were two large vans behind it, completely unaware of what it was loaded.
The screenwriter and director walked quickly to the door of the RV and knocked lightly, and Li Yan watched with great interest.
A short-haired female assistant opened the door and showed her head, and said impatiently, "Be quiet...... Fan Fan hasn't woken up yet!"
"Oh oh...... the director cautiously probed, "we were scheduled to start filming at nine o'clock......"
"I won't shoot someone else's first. β
"Other people's dramas were filmed last week, and the rest were his plays, even Wu Xian's were filmed. β
"Let Wen Dai shoot the back scene and the long-range scene first. The assistant pouted at the car behind him.
"Let's do it......" The director nodded helplessly, "He's awake, hurry up and call us." β
"Hmm. The assistant closed the door angrily.
Li Yan is a little confused, he has countless whys.