"Wait until I call, if your dad says less than ninety-nine, then you're going to get beaten. ”

Li Yu took out the MP4 player: "No need, teacher, I have evidence, I have recorded it all, and there are at least 200 sentences in two days." ”

"Good boy, you're there. Put the earbuds into the ear holes, turn up the volume, and the first sentence was Li Yuzhong calling: "Mom!" His mother answered downstairs: "Eh, what's the matter?" Li Yuzhong replied impatiently: "It's nothing." After being silent for a while, Li Yuzhong shouted again: "Mom_____!" His mother responded: "Eh, what's the matter?" Li Yuzhong still said that it was okay. Cycle after week, every few minutes Li Yuzhong must call his father or mother, just made up two hundred sentences, it is estimated that his mother is about to be tortured into a nervous disorder.

Liao Xuebing laughed angrily: "Boy, that's how you talk to your family?"

"yes, you don't specify what to say. I really don't have anything to say to them, so I just call it to save me trouble. Li Yuzhong took back the MP4 and said, "By the way, Mr. Liao, the board of directors gave me 5,000 yuan, which is the medical compensation of the director of discipline, I will give you all of it." ”

Lao Liao pinched the hand around his neck and took it back: "Only this once, not for example." After returning home in the evening, you should have more nutritious conversations with your parents, such as thank you for who cooked the food before eating......" Zhong Bai interjected: "It's the Filipino maid who cooks." If your parents are not full after the meal, you should respectfully say, 'Mom and Dad, I have eaten enough, please use it slowly.' Then he rushed to clean up the dishes and chopsticks. ”

Li Yuzhong said again: "What. When I was a child, I was rushing to clean up when I was full, and my mother scolded me and said that this was a subordinate doing ground work, and I didn't want to do it. ”

Liao Xuebing said: "If you don't teach, you are lazy, and the ancient precepts have long been justified." In this way, I will educate your mother well, you are mainly greeting at present, meeting or saying goodbye to your parents, you have to give birth, you can't go back to your room to change your clothes and fool around outside. ”

"Okay. Remembered. Li Yuzhong lowered his head and said.

"Cui Zheng, what kind of fame did they do just now?"

Talking about this, Li Yuzhong became energetic: "There was a gossip newspaper in the morning, there was a person who looked like you was with Bai Youcheng, and the media thought that person was Bai Youcheng's biological brother. Cui Zheng and the others divided into two factions to argue whether this person was you, so they took the photos to the computer, typeset them, changed the title and content, and took them to the printing house to print dozens of tabloid copies of the content just now. ”

“cāo。 How did I become the brother of the Cypress Castle? How do I resemble the birdman?"

"Teacher, do you really know Bai Youcheng?" Li Yuzhong twisted his face. Take a closer look: "In addition to being more deceitful and deceitful, sè floating and obscene perverts." It's kind of like that. ”

"Hehe, you dare to slander the teacher. Lao Liao lit a cigarette and handed it to him: "Sometimes I really find it difficult to understand what children at your age are thinking, and why they are not at all the same as we were at that time." ”

The two leaned side by side on the railing and swallowed the clouds. Li Yuzhong pondered for a while and said, "Perhaps, this is the generation gap." ”

"The values are different. The pants I wore in middle school still have patches, and now I don't want my clothes if they are torn. My mom bought me a shirt that I still wear this winter. Although there are already many holes, I am reluctant to throw them. ”

Li Yuzhong did not have the slightest bittersweet thoughts, but was complacent about the superiority of his life: "Teacher, I have more than 2,000 yuan of this shirt on me, and I will wear it for half a year at most." ”

"If it weren't for your parents. You are just a beggar picking rags on the street, maybe like Zhou An, who works until two o'clock in the morning every night. ”

Li Yuzhong was stunned.

"Okay, let's not talk about this, you will understand it slowly in the future. Talk to the teacher, have you ever touched a girl? Many of our classmates are in love, right?" Liao Xuebing changed to a relaxed, young people's favorite topic.

Li Yuzhong scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "Last time, Meng Jun was talking nonsense in the bar. In fact, I have liked a third-grade girl for more than a year, and I have said hello a few times, but there is no progress. ”

"Oh, who is it, tell me about it. ”

Li Yuzhong looked at his watch: "Ah, the time is almost up, they should go back to the classroom." Teacher, go and you look at the beautiful women. ”

Coming to the staircase, this staircase is very wide, the two steps divide left and right, meet at the lower level, extend down, and re-separate left and right on the third floor. Leaning on the railing and looking down, you can see the people coming up from the corridor.

"The view here is the best, all the students in the classroom upstairs have to pass through here, you can see how you want, occasionally meet a big-breasted girl, you can also feast your eyes, hehe......"

"Did you bring a camera?"

"It's coming, teacher, look!" Li Yuzhong said excitedly, pointing to a group of girls who came out of the floor below.

Four or five girls walked together and laughed, "The light blue sè dress, a classic in the whole school, the dream lover of countless boys, and at the same time, I have a crush for a year." ”

Hey, isn't this Li Xinghua? This girl is really likeable.

"Hey!" Li Yuzhong hurriedly greeted the girl.

Li Xinghua saw the melancholy man again and was stunned for a while.

"Teacher, she's looking at me! Well, I seem to have a lot of hope!" Li Yuzhong whispered.

"No, you should be desperate. ”

Li Yuzhong came back to his senses, and Li Xinghua had already run away.

The two lonely men continued to sit on the chairs at the top of the stairs and smoke, "There should be a lot of classmates in the class who fall in love, right?"

Li Yuzhong hesitated, not knowing whether to betray his classmates or keep his mouth shut, and finally decided to tell Cui Zheng, who had long been an open secret: "Cui Zheng and Wu Chūn Xing are very interesting, and they have become lovers since an outing. I heard that they went to the hotel yesterday to open a room. ”

"This ...... If it doesn't affect learning, it's nothing. Young people can understand. I did it when I was fifteen or sixteen, although we eventually broke up. ”

"Teacher, I didn't think you also had a glorious history. ”

"I only hit a bachelor after graduating from college, and I used to be crazy before, and everyone had a young age. Alas, I don't understand what vicissitudes are when I tell you, this kid. By the way, who put the glue on the podium last time? Also, why did Guan Muyun's kid skip class again?"

"The glue doesn't know. Guan Muyun's situation is similar to Zhou An's, his family background is not good, he always has to squeeze time to work, maybe he is too lazy to come to school when he is tired from work, and Suo Xìng sleeps at home. ”

"Understood, I'll take time to go to his house. ”

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After talking to the principal on the phone, Lao Sāo made new progress emotionally, and he was in a good mood like he was in the New Year, and he listened to the request for a grant for the high school art competition, and agreed to help Lao Liao get it without saying a word.

Bai Youcheng's call also came: "Mr. Liao, I need to meet with you, about Miss Bingyu, you don't have time to ask you to come to the set." I booked the peony box on the eleventh floor of Yuyu Qiong Building, and at eight o'clock in the evening, I will not be gone. ”

"Alright then, you'll pay for the gas. "Discuss with Lao Tzu about Murong Bingyu? Okay, since you insist on delivering the goods to me, I won't refuse.

Back in the apartment, Tan Ziqing invited him to have dinner together, and Lao Liao cheekily rubbed a meal. After writing a two-hour lesson plan, I rushed to Yuyu Qiong Building.

Thirty-six private rooms on the eleventh floor of Yuyu Qiong Building are named after thirty-six famous flowers, the most precious of which is the peony. The long aisles were covered with red carpets, the lights were dim, and there was a waiter standing outside the door of each box, popularly called "young master". Liao Xuebing found the "Peony" box, and the waiter politely asked, "Sir, may I ask your surname?"

"Don't give your surname Liao. ”

"Oh, Mr. Kashiwa has been waiting for you, please come in. The waiter opened the door for him.

Liao Xuebing looked left and right to confirm that there were suspicious people taking pictures along the way before walking in. Otherwise, like that newspaper, it is definitely not a good thing to photograph Bai Youcheng and Liao Xuebing entering the same box with no one else one after another, and post it to the newspaper, with some misleading explanations, which arouse all kinds of associations among readers.

"Mr. Liao, you're late. Bai Youcheng stood up to greet him.

"Hehe, it's you who came too early. "In other words, it is Liao Xuebing, no matter who comes, there is no reason to get up to greet him, Bai Youcheng is still like this to an ordinary person who has known him for a day, which is really commendable.

Bai Youcheng handed him the menu: "What do you want to drink?" I'm sorry to ask you over, but I am eager to know about Miss Bingyu's situation, please understand." Pressing the button, the waiter pushed the door and entered: "Sir, is there anything you need?"

"Haha, Bai Ta, you're kind to fart! Ten bottles of XO, help me pack them, and I'll take them home later." Lao Liao's other meaning: "I don't need to be polite to you." "I'm a little hungry, shark fin sea cucumber bear's paw hump is just seventy or eighty kinds. My shoulders are quite sore, so I called a few younger sisters under the age of 20 to help my uncle with a massage. ”

The waiter hesitated and turned his gaze to Bai Youcheng: "Sir, this ......"

Bai Youcheng said with a smile: "Wait for some things that are inconvenient for outsiders to observe, so the girls don't have to call, and the rest will be done as he says." ”

About 30 minutes later, eight waiters came in, lined up a table about ten meters long, and then the dining car rushed in, 88 dishes, only 20 fewer than the full Manchu and Han banquets. Shark fin sea cucumber is naturally not a problem, forty fruits, four fresh fruits, four honey money, four dry goods, chicken, duck and fish, lamb and bear paws, deer antler and deer whips, mountain delicacies and sea delicacies, Shifeng Longjing, all compete for beauty, fragrant and fragrant.

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