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According to custom, the canteen of the 11th team also made a Chinese New Year's Eve meal and set up more than a dozen tables. The picture is perfect, ten dishes per table. There are chickens, fish and meat, and two catties of loose wine are also distributed at each table. The people on the production team gathered in the dining room of the cafeteria to have a Chinese New Year's Eve meal together.

Life is difficult, and people generally rarely drink alcohol. Tonight's wine was served by the team again, and almost all of them, young and old, tasted it.

Children are afraid of spicy food and dare not drink it, so adults dip their chopsticks in the wine and wipe them in their mouths. The spicy child grinned, causing the adults to laugh.

People push cups and change lamps, starting from five o'clock in the evening and drinking until eight o'clock in the evening.

Everyone ate and drank very happily, everyone let go of their bellies, ate and drank desperately, and wanted to eat and drink all the oil and water that had been lost in the past year

After eating and drinking, the adjusted dumpling filling and dumpling flour are divided, and each household takes it home to make its own family's dumplings.

The captain explained: On the first day of the new year, starting from the fifth watch, the master master lit a fire to boil water, and then each household boiled the dumplings of each household. Whoever comes cooks it, and after cooking, it goes back to the family hall and the whole family to eat together.

Lamei's dumpling ingredients are shared with Lao Ma Monkey and Wu Yiqi'er. All three are homeless people, bound by the same fate and voluntarily grouped together.

Ma Huien was willing to let Lamei follow her to eat dumplings on the first day of the new year. Lamei considered that her grandmother Wang Zhang had not allowed it, so she would not make her parents angry because of her housework in the New Year, so she politely declined.

The old horse monkey has been a bachelor all his life, and he has also learned how to cook all kinds of meals, and he can make dumplings and brand boxes.

Wu Yi'er drank high, and he had already slept on his kang. Lamei asked for a bag, but the old horse monkey waved his hand to stop it: "Wipe your nose and play with it, this little work is a piece of cake." ”

Lamei fell easily and played with the children.

The men who did not have the task of making dumplings entertained themselves in the north room of the team headquarters, telling jokes and entertaining themselves. The children who didn't come home also gathered here to listen to the adults' nonsense.

Lamei also mixed in with the children's group and joined in the fun in the north house.

People have drunk wine, and some of them are not very clear and the meaning is not clear. Most people coaxed ducks and asked this and that.

"Don't just listen to the adults, you kids too, and everyone tells a joke or sings a song. ”

Seeing that everyone said that they were in the opposite direction, and they didn't rely on a spoon at all, captain Wang Guilan said to the children.

"We won't. Wang Guian said with a smile.

Wang Changfeng: "You can't tell jokes or big words, you can blow as much as you want." Even if you blow the cowhide, no one will tax you. ”

Wang Guilan: "Yes, they all say a big thing, and they are bigger than who says it." Who doesn't say not to be in this house. ”

As soon as this was said, the children were all interested and rushed to say:

I said. ”

I said. ”

The boys began to shout.

Wang Guilan: "One said the other. ”

"I said, "The steamed buns on the team are bigger than the basin! One boy said.

"You're not a big deal. Another boy said, "Some of the steamed buns are bigger than the cage drawer, and seven or eight people eat around them." ”

"What is this," said another boy, "and there was a steamed bun in a room that was steamed, and several children ate it in their stead, and after eating it for two days, they ate a hole, and then they lived in it." Eat when you're hungry, eat when you're hungry!"

"If you belong to a pig, you know how to eat. Wang Guilan interjected.

"Isn't it boring to eat wotou, saying that steamed buns are here to relieve your gluttony. Someone teased.

"Let Lamei say, Lamei will say big things. Will say something else. Wang Gui'an prompted.

Wang Guilan: "Okay, Lamei said individual. Don't just eat, gluttony!"

Lamei also took a sip of wine tonight. The small body is not strong enough to drink, and it is already a little dizzy. If it weren't for the Chinese New Year's Eve vigil children playing with her, I'm afraid they would have played chess for Zhou Gong a long time ago.

When I saw her name, I thought to myself: Anyway, everyone has the strength to drink, and no one can remember what they said. Why don't you talk about your past life and make some jokes for everyone. Then said:

"In the future, you don't need to refuel the lamp, drop it with a rope, and the lamp head is facing down!"

People laughed "coaxed":

"The lamp head is rushing down, what's the point?"

"Haven't all the kerosene spilled out, burn down the house!"

"People are talking nonsense, why bother with it. The initiator said: "Lamei, listen to the cricket of Lala, and say another one." ”

Lamei: "In the future, we will not need oxen to plow the land. ”

The crowd laughed again:

"Oxen are used to plough the land, so what can you plow without oxen?"

"It's just that this one is even more outrageous! ”

Wang Lamei: "In the future, people will not have to push and grind. ”

"Neither will this one. If you don't push the mill and don't grind, how can the grain be broken, say something else, say something else. ”

Lamei: "In the future, people will not hoe the ground. ”

"How do you get rid of the grass in the field?"

Lamei: "Everyone gives a whistle, stands on the ground and blows 'woo woo', and then shouts 'the grass is dead and the seedlings are alive', and the grass is all dead." ”

"Hahahaha, isn't this what a big lazy donkey does!"

The crowd burst into laughter.

"Smack!"

A stinky cotton boot was thrown on Lamei's head, followed by a scolding: "Dead stupid Nizi, what are I doing in the New Year?"

Lamei looked at it with her eyes, and it was Wu Fengxi, a lazy donkey, who threw stinky cotton shoes.

"Who said you, I said the truth. Lamei was extremely angry, and then picked up the stinky cotton shoes and threw them back at the big lazy donkey.

"What's the matter? Do you have any reason to be a trampling person?" the big lazy donkey stood up, glaring angrily, and looked like he was going to beat someone.

"Forget it, what are you doing like a child in the New Year?"

The man next to the big lazy donkey persuaded him and held him to prevent him from moving.

"Yes, it's a big talk, what she said is not necessarily aimed at you! Maybe I heard about it, so I said it, and there was no purpose. Father Wang Changsuo said on the side.

Anyway, Lamei worshiped his godsister with his second daughter and recognized him as a godfather, and he felt the need to excuse Lamei.

The big lazy donkey glared at Lamei angrily and said viciously: "Under the big year, I am not like you." Wait until the New Year is over, I have to beat you flat!" After speaking, he sat down angrily.

Actually, Lamei has not heard the story of his past. When she says this, she is alluding to the herbicides of the past and the present.

Making people blow a whistle is a figurative metaphor for the sound of a machine when spraying herbicides. It has nothing to do with the big lazy donkey.

Pingbai was so wronged, Lamei was not convinced. defended himself: "I don't know why Uncle Xi is angry, I really didn't mean him." ”

"And where did you hear that?" the big lazy donkey inquired about.