My name is Liu Lang, I am 23 years old, I was a junior two years ago, and I still am.

I took a year off from school and went on trek to Tibet, and at first I was pursued by a few media outlets, and then they suddenly disappeared, but I didn't mind, I still completed my quest, although I didn't make it to Mount Everest, but at least-

I came back alive!

Hmph, I must have become a legend of thistle.

By the way, I was also the president of the photography club of the school, and when I left, there was only a sullen freshman in the club, and I don't know if this guy is still there, and I don't know if this guy has thought about me.

Bah!

I'm back, my deeds must have spread throughout the school, and the photography club will become a holy place for literary and artistic youth, because the space is limited, I will not hesitate to kick that sullen man out of the club, unless he beats my legs!

I've asked for it many times, but he just doesn't beat it, and his refusal look is the cheapest!

By the way, that guy's name is Li Yan, what a cheap name!

I walked to the door of the club and heard the sound of a TV inside, which was very noisy.

That idiot, don't you know that this is a holy place?

I was a little annoyed, but also a little expectant, and I didn't know how this guy would react when he saw me.

Hum.

I kicked the door open.

"Lao Tzu is back!!! do you want Lao Tzu??"

I quickly realized that this was too early to tell.

The room was full of people, it seemed to be a birthday party, and everyone in it looked at me stupidly, as if it was all women?

Well......

I understand, it must be that my deeds have spread throughout the school, and the junior sisters have come to visit, and the photography club has become the most popular club in the school, and my name.

Hum......

I was about to speak, but a girl with very glamorous makeup and a cheerleader uniform spoke first, she pointed outside and said, "Classmate, this place is full, please find a classroom by yourself." ”

Full?

What are you kidding, this is Lao Tzu's society.

"Look clearly. I pointed to my face and snorted, "Contemptible person, Liu Lang, although it is darker, it is more handsome, right?"

There was a lot of talk.

I clearly heard a girl in the front row with a lot of jelly hair also snorting softly: "Hmph, it's too middle two." ”

Wait a minute...... It's not a girl's voice, it's a boy.

But she (he) looks so cute! So tsundere?

What's going on?here??

When I was stunned, a wonder girl in Hanfu floated over, she enthusiastically pulled me towards the crowd, and persuaded everyone: "Forget it, forget it, it's all here to stew!"

What does it mean ???? do I know that there is only one amphibian that can be used for membranes, and can it also be used for braised noodles?

Wait a minute...... Braise?

I subconsciously asked, "Li Xuan?"

"Otherwise?" the bewitching Bichi before rolled his eyes at me, "Today is the fourth game of the NBA Finals, the Chicago Toads lead the Los Angeles Frogs 3:1, Li Yi finally found time to play, just wait for him to turn the tables for the Frogs!"

I don't know much about the NBA, but are there really these two teams? Aren't these two amphibians the same thing? Shouldn't the boss use his brain to avoid risks when choosing a name?

The screams of the crowd extinguished my doubts, and everyone shouted strange slogans.

"Poisonous chicken soup watering the earth!"

"Nourish a cracked heart!"

"Give eternal life to our souls!"

These people are so weird, I see the frenzy in their eyes, I won't talk about the gel guy in women's clothes, the most terrifying thing is the bewitching Bichi in the cheerleader costume, I admit that I want to sleep with you a little bit, but you are here to cheer, will it have any impact on the NBA arena?

At this time, the Hanfu girl came to my side again.

"Everyone is very enthusiastic!" the girl smiled, "It may be a little uncomfortable the first time, but it will soon melt in, after all, it is Li Yan!"

I said, "I don't understand, are the people here crazy? Why don't they go to the madhouse? Why do they take over this photo studio?"

"Photography Society? What year are you looking at?" the girl told me as if dealing with a hillbilly, "Now is the Membrane Stew Society! The place where Li Yi struggled is the holy place of the Membrane Stew Sect, and the school recognizes it." ”

“？？？”

What happened??? did I cross over???

This is Jijing University!

I glared and asked, "How could the student council allow such a stupid club to exist?"

The girl snorted at the cheerleader Bichi: "Because she is the president!"

I shuddered, and became even more convinced that I had crossed over.

"Nobody knows me?" I asked, pointing to myself, "I'm the president of the photography agency." ”

"Isn't the president Li Yan?"

"Never!"

"It's okay! it's much happier than photography!" the girl smiled sweetly and naturally.

I was speechless in the face of this explanation

“…… I'm totally, I don't know how to refute you. ”

"Come on, let's get into rhythm soon!" the girl encouraged me, as if encouraging a rookie.

Figured it out! Who wants to braise the membrane!

At this time, people suddenly started screaming en masse!

"The !! of the Coming of the Stewed God"

They stared at the screen as if they were taking drugs.

I also looked at the screen, the game screen is a close-up, a close-up of a super handsome guy, the guy is wearing a suit with sunglasses, wearing headphones, walking into the basketball hall, there is a circle of bodyguards around him, among which the first one is an oriental man, not big, but looks hard, it must be a powerful character, it is the king of soldiers.

The security captain pressed the headset and said something, and then led the handsome guy to the edge of the Frogs' arena.

Look at that handsome guy again, undressing while walking, throwing off his suit and throwing it to a glasses female assistant next to him, the female assistant actually enjoyed leaning on the side of his nose and sniffing deeply, oh my God, it's so perverted, don't you know that the camera is facing you???

"Hey, I'm so envious!! "I'm so envious!!"

The girls all looked at the woman in the camera with jealousy, but the woman suddenly glanced at the camera and showed a smug smile.

"I'm so jealous!! I'm just a slave of the gods!!"

"I'm protesting!!protesting !!"

They were like crazy, but soon their madness stopped again, and the room fell into unprecedented silence.

Because of that handsome guy, take off his pants.

He actually wore a basketball jersey inside! There was a big frog painted on the front of the uniform, very cute and powerful, and behind the uniform was his number, 0.

He stepped forward to high-five his coach and teammates, and then the bald coach went over with a small whiteboard to explain the tactics, but he pushed him away, and by the way, he took off his sunglasses.

What a face this is!!

The charm of this face seems to transcend gender, dimension, and even space and time.

There was a stir in my heart.

I looked around at the girls and men who seemed to be on psychedelic drugs, and suddenly I understood them a little.

If a person is so handsome, it is indeed ...... It's going to be filmed.

The Hanfu girl next to her also stared at the screen, but she was calmer, and she sighed casually: "Li Yan is a little darker." ”

I sensed something was wrong.

In an instant, all the clues are strung together.

I seem to understand something.

"So......" I couldn't help myself from opening my mouth wide, "is this person Li Xuan?"

"Shhhhhh ”

"The Erasure Pie?"

"Hey......," the girl sighed, "the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, and some extreme membranous bists have come together to establish a branch of the membranous cult - the Erasure faction, they are committed to eliminating all voices against the braised gods, and their slogan is - countering violence with violence, and redoubling the service." ”

She said and waved her hand again, as if she was waving something terrible, her expression gradually improved, and she smiled at me again: "Don't worry, we are all core classmates here, and there are no such terrible people." ”

Hearing this, I felt a little more at ease, and to be honest, I was really scared just now.

Thinking of this, I'm ashamed of myself.

Screaming again.

Li Yan entered.

He's in such good shape?

The muscles are so wonderful.

Wearing a headband and wrist guards, it looks very sensitive!

But it has to be said that his height difference is satisfactory, and in front of those black people, he is like a child.

It's ridiculous, is he the boss of the Frogs?

I didn't have time to question it, the ball was already in his hands.

He unhurriedly slapped the ball towards the opponent's half, which seemed normal.

But his teammates are very abnormal!

Those 4 professional NBA players actually sat near their free throw line to rest!!

They sat together, talking and laughing, like students in military training!

Is this really the NBA?

But fortunately, the Chicago Toads did not let up, and they put on the most rigorous defensive formation.

Their point guard, a small black man, vigilantly pressed on Li Hao, sweating profusely.

Li Yan dribbled the ball in front of him unhurriedly, and he began to retreat constantly, as if he was not ready to break the ball.

Li Yan continued to force him back a few steps like this, and at this time he finally couldn't bear it anymore and stopped retreating.

At this time, Li Yan's posture also changed.

Start dribbling the ball in place with your crotch!

Left and right, left and right......

Faster and faster, faster and faster!

Oh my God, I can't close my glasses, I can't see clearly!

I roared when I heard the commentary on TV.

"The light-speed crotch tearing !! appeared!!"

Maybe it's really the speed of light, and I can't even see the afterimage.

However, the other parts of Li Yan's body were almost motionless, he looked at the black man in front of him with a smile, the black man was completely out of proportion, his heart was horizontal, and he rushed forward to break the ball, he must have been ready to commit a foul.

However, Li Yan suddenly flashed and simply avoided him!

According to the principle of physics, the faster the speed, the greater the kinetic energy, the kinetic energy has a direction, to change this direction, it is necessary to bear a huge force, according to this inference, the lethality of that basketball should be no less than a Tomahawk missile!

But Li Yan started so inexplicably, suddenly dodged and jumped.

Several of the other defenders simply gave up on the defense!

I can't understand how high Li Yi jumped, I suspect it's the camera angle, it looks like he jumped two meters, of course this is impossible, kangaroos can't do it.

Then the ball slowly floats towards the basket.

Even more incomprehensible things happened, the defenders had given up on grabbing rebounds, and they either walked to the baseline to get ready to serve, or slowly ran to the opposing half.

Are the toad team so unmotivated??Are you worthy of the strong toad????

"The ball scored !! threes! 19 points away!"

All right......

Before I knew it, I was covered in sweat.

I'll admit, it's all surreal, but it's also -

With a feeling!

"Hmph. The gel head in a girl's skirt and stockings suddenly patted me on the shoulder, "It's very emotional." ”

"It's a little ......" I wiped my sweat, swallowed my saliva, and looked at the TV expectantly.

"Boy, it's a little weird here, that's why I'm dressed like this. The gel head said a little ashamedly, "I ...... And a set of ......"

"Impossible!" I resolutely refused, I might be able to fit in here, but wearing a skirt??How is it possible??

"Try it, the first time you get a little nervous, and the second time you can't change it back. Jelly said with a red face, "Your body fits." ”

"Impossible!" I pointed at him and scolded, "I'm a man even though I'm cute in girls' clothes, romantic, beautiful, and cute in socks!"

At this time, several girls looked at me at the same time: "We are all ah." ”

Thundered.

Something hardest in me collapsed.

"This ...... So much?"

"What's the big deal?" said a girl (boy) with a smile, "It's a trend." ”

"Women's clothing bigwigs are very respected. ”

"No, no, no!!" I shook my head desperately, "I'm going out, it's dangerous here!"

But the exclamation of the TV commentary stopped me.

"There is a !! flying wild donkey breaking the ball!!"

I looked at the TV, and was returning to the room at this time.

He was always interfering with the Toad team's serve, but the serve still forced a big arc and threw the ball towards the far player.

At the moment when the player made a move, Li Yan suddenly turned around sharply and ran to the backcourt like a wild donkey, and when he ran near the middle and long line, he took off!

That's right, take off!

He jumped up suddenly, like an airplane, and twisted his body in the air as he jumped!

He did it, his hand hooked the ball, and the man was faster than the ball!

The Toad team didn't have time to be surprised, not a second, and they raced against the clock to get back to their own half.

But it was too late, Li Yan continued to run wild without a wild donkey after he landed, and he had only one goal!

A stout black man blocked near the free throw line, he must have given up defending Li Ying's long shot, he just wanted to use his ironclad body to prevent Li Hao from making a layup and regain the last momentum of the team.

But the moment Li Yan stepped into the three-point line, he took off again, this time flying higher, if it wasn't for the live broadcast, I would never believe it, Li Yan took off at the three-point line, his amazing bounce is comparable to the Hulk, he just "flew" over the black center!

The black center looked up stunned and looked at the Oriental, jumping over his head like a frog.

Boom!

Slam dunk! It has to be a slam dunk!

But the sound of "bang" is the sound of a basketball hoop shattering!

The basketball hoop is broken!

All the fans jumped wildly!

All the members of the Frog team cheered excitedly!

The referee blew the whistle urgently and stopped the game.

Li Hao only landed at this time, he didn't have any extra expression, just picked up the basketball and threw it to the black center, I clearly saw Li Yan's mouth shape: "I said it earlier, it is easy to change Made-in-China." ”

The black center was still in a daze, the ball hit him in the stomach, and he was still in a daze.

Only then did the commentator remember to cheer: "The 13th basket that exploded this season!! The basketball stadium should consider insuring the basket, in front of Li Yan, these plastic steel glass are simply too fragile!"

I have to say, I'm almost conquered.

Is this really Li Yi?

No, it doesn't matter.

The existence of such a person is already a phenomenon of religious level.

I suddenly felt a little depressed.

Yes, I'm depressed, why am I a man?

"Hmph, do you understand now?" the gel water boss patted me again, "I still have one." ”

I turned my head unwillingly and said proudly, "It must be stockings." ”

"A must. ”