Chapter 443: Funny Sister

"No, I don't agree, you honestly help me take care of the house, and you can't go anywhere. ”

Liao Youning saw that his brother was resolute, so he no longer insisted, "Anyway, I always have a way to spy on female singers, Lan Luo, you will definitely help your aunt, right?"

Murong Lan nodded.

After the meal, I pulled my brother up to the second floor, and a respectful man came up downstairs, holding a ruler and a notebook in his hand, and he was dressed decently. The black and white matching, the cut at the elbows, the contraction of the waist, and the handling of the stalls all conceal his physical defects, and then make the figure more perfect. If he only has three points in appearance and figure, this set of clothes has added seven points to his complexion.

Liao Youning said: "This is the world's top fashion design master Mr. Alvin of France, his unique sense of fashion cháo flow, his clothing is perfectly combined with the physiology of the human body, even if you are as fat as a pig, wearing the clothes he designed can make you thinner immediately." ”

Alvin, who is about 50 years old, has won numerous awards at fashion design competitions, and his name can be heard every quarter of the fashion show week, and there is always a considerable amount of admiration in the voices of those TV announcers who mention it.

Alvin, a designer who is also extremely calm in front of thousands of TV viewers, was extremely restrained when facing Liao Youning, and his face in his fifties turned red, which was no different from Fang Xiong, a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy.

"What are you calling this person to come up for?" Old Liao was about to catch a moment to beat his sister's buttocks. It's embarrassing to be so presumptuous when outsiders are around.

Liao Youning tugged at his suit and said very dissatisfied: "Look at you, what do you look like?" The suit is like pickled cabbage, I haven't scalded it once in a few years, I don't know how to dress up at all, I don't know which girl will take a fancy to you." Mr. Alwyn was specially invited from France to sew clothes for you. He motioned softly to Alvin, "Please." ”

Alvin slightly retracted his gaze entangled in Liao Youning, put it on Liao Xuebing, couldn't help but light up his eyes, walked over in three or two steps, and circled around his body. Wandering back and forth, it was like meeting an art connoisseur of "David", more like a rat encountering oil, and said in Chinese, which is not very fluent: "Mr. Liao's figure is simply perfect, he is born with a clothes rack, and he will look good in whatever clothes you wear." In this way, it seems that I am not very useful. ”

Liao Xuebing was just about to speak. Alvin grabbed his arm with one hand and his thigh with the other, pinching it around like pork, and exclaimed: "Oh my God, it's the first time I've put the adjective perfect on someone else, but Mr. Liao deserves it." ”

Lao Liao's facial muscles bounced. couldn't help but kick this guy downstairs, Liao Youning had already pursed his lips and smiled: "Mr. Alvin, can you start tailoring?"

"I've already measured it, just wait to go back and cut it, and it will only take me a day at most to complete it, making Mr. Liao the most dazzling man. Alvin felt the stiffness of Lao Liao's muscles. Retracted his hand in a wrench.

Liao Youning was surprised: "But I haven't seen Mr. Alvin start measuring yet." ”

Alvin listened to her beautiful voice like a yellow warbler, his soul was about to fly, coughed, and said proudly: "As the world's top fashion designer, I still have a place in kung fu." You only need to look at it to know what size of clothes that person is suitable to wear. With what face, what style, what pattern, what pattern, just at a glance can get the best plan. ”

"Wow, that's amazing. Liao Youning said casually.

Alvin's face was suddenly red, as if he had been painted with a layer of paint, and he was not so happy that he suddenly picked up a few hundred carats of diamonds after three lifetimes of poverty, and he was humble: "It's nothing, it's nothing, there is an ancient Chinese saying, practice makes perfect, and I have practiced a lot." Actually, it's a long story, I was born in a family of tailors since I was a child, and since I was eight years old, I followed my father to tailor clothes, and I was only a primary school apprentice at the time, but I relied on my tenacious jīng god, meticulous observation, and dexterous hands to ...... the words together, and I couldn't control it, and I chattered endlessly, and there was a tendency to go from eight years old to fifty years old.

"Okay, now that you've finished your measurements, what are you doing here?" the servant has prepared Irish coffee below, waiting for you to taste it. Lao Liao had no choice but to issue an eviction order, and it was rare to be polite to the guests invited by his sister, otherwise Lao Liao would definitely praise himself to the zenith, so that the other party would not give up without shame.

When the old designer reluctantly walked away, Liao Xuebing was immediately full of anger: "What are you going to do with all these famous halls? Don't my parents always teach us to be simple? You see that I usually eat two vegetarian dishes for dinner, and the highest ride is Chevrolet. ”

Liao Youning sighed: "Brother, I know that you are used to frugality, but the more you are like this, the more uncomfortable my sister will be." Ten years ago, you gave almost everything you had for me, but my sister always remembered it. Okay, don't stare at me anymore, you can wear whatever you are told to wear in the future, obedient. ”

Liao Xuebing touched her ass and said, "Okay, but Murong Bingyu is my girlfriend, you can't interfere, at most just express your opinion in private." Also, the two little girls should also be kind to them, don't let them think that your aunt is too partial. ”

Liao Youning slapped her brother's strange hand away, and said angrily: "I touched people again, but you touched them all small." ”

On the last day of 2007, Monday, December 31, the temperature was very low, but there was a slight sun.

Liao Xuebing looked at the time and jumped out of the bed: "Damn, it's late again!"

A head with long black hair came out of the quilt, grabbed his hand and said, "Brother, don't worry, I've already asked for leave for you." ”

Old Liao Zhen was really taken aback, and said angrily: "Youyou! Don't you already have a room." Why did you sneak into my bed again in the middle of the night? In case I live with Murong Bingyu in the future, will you also come to steal our place?"

That's why I don't like my brother to have a girlfriend. Liao Youning stretched lazily, his blurred eyes, and slender jade arms made Lao Liao look in a daze, and then said lazily: "People like to sleep with you, you can sleep soundly." ”

"Don't talk to you, I'm going to work, I'm late and my salary will be deducted, and the whole school will have a summary meeting in the afternoon. I have to be disciplined again, how embarrassing it is. Lao Liao hurriedly got dressed, and did not shy away from zipping up his crotch in front of her.

"Fool, they all said to help you ask for leave, what are you going to do, lie down and continue to sleep. Let me hug. Liao Youning screamed and jumped up, throwing him down on the bed.

"Alas. Why are you still so lentic, hurry up, I really have to go to work. I think I Liao Xuebing, the most popular candidate for outstanding teachers at Tulip High School, how can I be late at will? Since I have been working for so long, I have not asked for even five minutes of leave, and I have worked hard every day. The top is worthy of heaven and earth, the middle is worthy of conscience, and the bottom is worthy of students and parents. ”

My sister kissed him and said with a smile: "Brother fool, today is your birth, I have already helped you ask for leave." ”

"I've never been raw. Liao Xuebing looked in the mirror. The stubble crawled all over his chin, his face was full of vicissitudes, and he was a year older.

When I was a child in Ewha Town, my mother would always boil two eggs for him when he was born. Dye red eggshells with red paper, and it's a celebration. Start a few years. I ate with relish every time, and later when I went to junior high school, I found that my classmates always went to the hotel to celebrate, put on double-layer and three-layer cakes, countless drinks, good chicken and meat, and a table full of people singing happy songs. By the second time, his mother boiled him two more eggs with red shells, and he threw them on the ground and lost his temper. Afterwards, I skipped class to watch a movie, regretted it very much, and immediately ran home to apologize to my mother.

Now he can buy millions of eggs at will, but the man who boiled eggs for himself will never come back. When he grew up, he was no longer a child, and the younger brothers of the biker party were all rejected by him several times.

Liao Youning saw his god and said, "Brother, you miss your mother again." ”

"Alas, life is not as good as it should be. ”

"Brother, what do you want the most raw gift?"

Liao Xuebing wrenched his fingers: "A hundred beauties are necessary, and they also need leather whips, candles, aphrodisiacs, clips, stockings, let them strip naked and stand in front of me and let me ravage and destroy, wahahaha, good sister, go and do it." ”

"Speaking of meat again, in front of such a beautiful sister as you, you dare to think about other women, you don't want to live anymore, right? By the way, I have a question for you, why are you so good to Lanluo's child for no reason?"

"When I saw her, I remembered you when I was a child, always so stubborn and lonely, I couldn't help but feel pity. ”

"Why don't I think she's a little like me?"

"Of course you don't think it's older now, I was shocked to see her. ”

Liao Youning took off her pajamas, put on a black sè off-the-shoulder floral skirt, turned around in a circle, lifted the skirt and asked expectantly: "Brother, do you think I look good in this skirt?"

"It seems to be okay, but there is too much exposure, and you see that the rǔ ditch has come out. ”

"I hate it, why don't you look at this place. Liao Youning pulled him up: "The clothes sewn by Alvin should be sent over." ”

"He blew the sky that day, don't dress me up as a clown. ”

Liao Youning made a phone call, and half a minute later, two maids knocked on the door with a pile of clothes, including a suit, a shirt, a tie, leather shoes, socks, and underwear.

"Why do you even have to change your underwear? Lao Liao couldn't scratch his head.

"In order to match your suit, you look at what you were wearing, if it is tight, the outside will show lines, this is seamless panties, I said brother, be particular about dressing, don't make people laugh. Liao Youning waved his hand to let the maid withdraw, crossed his waist and ordered: "Take off!"

"Take off, you go out first. ”

"No, I'll help you change your clothes. Liao Youning couldn't help but say that he pulled down the "pleated brand" suit he had just woon, kept his hands and feet, and unbuttoned his shirt and pulled down the zipper of his crotch.

Lao Liao tightly protected his lower body: "Sister, this last pair of underwear, why don't you let me come by myself?"

"If you can't say no, you can't, what are you talking about?" Liao Youning stretched out his hand.

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