Chapter 131: A Dream (5)

Li Yuanhao walked into Cining Palace and unconsciously raised his eyebrows.

Under the service of Yuqing, the ancestor came out of the flower room, took off his coarse cloth coat, changed into silk clothes, dressed his face and hair, and wore jewelry phoenix hairpins.

Glancing at Li Yuanhao, the old ancestor raised his head with his chest straight, his face was full of contempt, he snorted coldly, and said with a gun and a stick: "The mourning family heard the scolding of the governor, although it was a loss of identity, but the mourning family felt ...... He was right. ”

What did Zhao Douling scold? faint monarch, faint monarch, complete faint monarch!

Li Yuanhao laughed, walked straight to the ancestor, opened his arms, hugged the empress dowager violently, patted his grandmother's back affectionately, and rubbed the ancestor's gray hair with his face: "Yes, yes, he is right, ...... right."

The old ancestor didn't expect Li Yuanhao's sudden hug, he was stunned on the spot, and it took a while to come back to his senses, and he pushed Li Yuanhao away, and he was afraid that he would use too much force, so he helped him: "Presumptuous, as the king of a country, how can you be so undignified, hugging, pulling, pulling, what kind of system!"

Li Yuanhao was interested in watching the old ancestor's mouth open and close, and he felt more and more cute and interesting, and he didn't like to hug and hug, pull and pull.

She leaned forward, hugged the face of the Queen Mother with both hands and kissed it, one on the left, one on the right, two fragrant kisses, saliva on the face, it depends on whether you are afraid or not.

The old ancestor dodged, didn't dodge, and was wiping the saliva on his face, when he saw Li Yuanhao walking to the bed if no one was around, sitting cross-legged, picking the fruit on the table casually, eating a date, and spit out a date core with a poof, which happened to fall to the feet of the old ancestor by chance.

The old ancestor stared at the jujube core under his feet for a long time, raised his head and stared at Li Yuanhao for a long time, came back to his senses, raised the mahogany crutch in his hand with a purple shirt and carved phoenix, and fell down heavily, knocking on the marble floor: "Presumptuous, presumptuous, you are tired of sitting on this throne, why don't you let Xiuce sit well!"

"Presumptuous, presumptuous, how many times have I said it early in the morning, and I don't get too annoyed. Li Yuanhao plucked out his ears, and if no one was nibbling on Ya pear, he smiled and pointed to the phoenix hairpin on the ancestor's head: "Grandma, your hairpin is crooked." ”

The old ancestor squinted his eyes and looked at the upper left, the phoenix hairpin swayed from side to side, and sure enough, it was off, and she stretched out her hand to straighten it.

"Grandma, I'm not kidding you, or Xiuce will sit on the throne, and I'll write an edict of abdication and concession immediately, okay?" Li Yuanhao threw the pear pit into the ancestor's potted plant.

"I don't sit! I don't want my brother's things!" Li Xiuce stiffened his neck and shouted, "Grandma, can you agree!"

The old ancestor continued to play: "Do you think that the emperor can sit if you want to, and if you don't want to sit......, you won't sit?

"Yes, yes, yes, don't speculate more than half a sentence, I won't talk to you, I'll go to the south study first. Li Yuanhao stretched out his hand to stop the domineering ancestor, holding a large handful of sour dates in his arms, and walked out of Cining Palace like a thief who stole something.

The old ancestor and Li Xiuce looked at Li Yuanhao's back and looked at each other.

Li Xiuce shook his head: "Grandma, just now my brother said that he was a girl." ”

"You don't want to listen to her nonsense, a woman looks like her and is virtuous, it's better to die!"

"Whether it's a woman or not, I don't really care, the key is this personality change......" Li Xiuce was worried: "It shouldn't be that I was entangled in unclean things." ”

"What nonsense!" The old ancestor waved his arm impatiently, thought about it, and sighed in his heart, in case it was true: "Why don't you invite a Heavenly Master Daoist to come to the palace to exorcise demons?"

Li Xiuce followed the example of a little adult and touched his chin: "There is another possibility, big brother...... You won't be possessed by the traverser, right?!" After speaking, Li Xiuce was suddenly startled and hurriedly closed his mouth.

Sure enough, the old ancestor's face was serious, and he asked, "What books have you been reading lately?"

Li Xiuce smiled: ""Four Books and Five Classics", "Analects", "Historical Records", "......" As he spoke, he closed his mouth and said honestly: "My domineering and cool life of rebirth". ”

Nibbling on the sour dates, Li Yuanhao walked briskly in front, the little eunuch followed behind, Li Yuanhao stopped suddenly, the little eunuch hit her head, Yu Qing touched his head and complained: "Your Majesty, why don't you stop and give the slave a word in advance?"

Li Yuanhao swallowed the sour dates, pricked up his ears, and asked suspiciously, "Yu Qing, did you hear a strange sound?"

Yu Qing tilted his head, listened with his ears sideways, and finally shook his head: "No, Your Majesty, the slave didn't hear anything, what kind of sound is that?"

Li Yuanhao frowned and imitated: "Didi, dudu, da...... Tick Tick Tick Tick ......Tick

"Probably a woodpecker knocking on wood. Yu Qing listened carefully again, and indeed didn't hear anything.

"Whatever, hurry up and go to Nan's study, if it's too late, Mr. Nan's rattan won't recognize my identity as the emperor. Li Yuanhao threw the distracting thoughts out of his mind and walked quickly to the south study.

His Majesty, the most noble emperor of the Northern Wei Dynasty, did not dare to enter the south study directly, lying on the door frame with both hands, only revealing a head, and first let the world's No. 1 close-up little eunuch go to explore the way.

Yu Qingxin was reluctant and said, "People are also afraid, or everyone will go in together, or die together, okay, Your Majesty?"

Li Yuanhao kicked the little eunuch's buttocks: "Get me in, it's better for you to die than to die." ”

The little eunuch rubbed his ass aggrievedly and turned back three times in one step.

Li Yuanhao made an effort at the little eunuch: "Come on, don't worry, I will collect the body for you!"

The little eunuch entered the south study, and after a while, he came out again: "Your Majesty, there is no one inside." ”

"No one? Teacher Nan is never late, but now he is not in it, this matter is strange, there must be fraud!" Li Yuanhao lowered his head and thought about it, and suddenly realized: "It's not good, I fell for the praying mantis to catch the cicada, and the yellow finch is behind." ”

A shadow has come to cover Li Yuanhao's shadow.

Li Yuanhao turned his head stiffly, with a flattering and bright smile on his face, and held sour dates in both hands: "Teacher Nan, you eat dates!"

Nan Huairen glanced at the big sour jujube, pinched one and ate it: "Respect the teacher, Your Majesty knows the courtesy, and Weichen is very pleased, but the gentleman holds the Tao, and the value is punctuality, and it is inevitable to be late for a quarter of an hour today, and fifteen rattans." ”

Li Yuanhao jumped up with a loud voice: "Old thing, eating people with short mouths and short hands, you eat my dates, and you have to fight me, I am not finished with you!"

Nan Huairen drooped his eyelids, the rattan in his hand was tossed and turned, and the chicken feathers tied to his tail and the jade pendant he wore trembled, so cute: "Insulting the division commander, foul language, and a fine of fifteen rattans." ”