Chapter 645, Wedding (II)!
Ten o'clock in the morning.
The host Mi Lei found Li Zhifan and Zhou Ke and communicated with them about the wedding process alone.
"You know all of this, right?"
"Yes, yes!"
Li Zhifan said again and again, "This process was discussed and planned by Xiaoke and the wedding team, and I know the details!"
"That's good!" Mi Lei smiled, "After so many years as a host, it is the first time to preside over a wedding, if there is any mistake, you have to bear with me!
"You can take it easy!" Li Zhifan said, "Don't drive, and don't show the seriousness of hosting a legal program." ”
"OK, I know!" said Mire, but his heart suddenly brightened, didn't this mean that he was given a reminder?
In "Star Detective", Mi Lei won the love of many audiences because he drove casually and elegantly.
Originally, he didn't know how to host this wedding perfectly, and the wedding officiating words were also provided by the wedding team.
However, as soon as Li Zhifan said this, Mi Lei had an epiphany!
Driving a little meat joke, isn't it a piece of cake for him?
……
The roof of the hotel was decorated as an open-air wedding scene.
Guests have already gathered, and today's wedding industry is also a variety of high-tech, and there are AI robots at the door to welcome every guest and send wedding gifts, candy and cigarettes to the guests.
The entire roof is seamlessly covered by transparent glass.
The stage was surrounded by flower baskets, some of which were given by the circle and some by sponsors.
"I wish Mr. Li Zhifan and Miss Zhou Ke a happy wedding and grow old. - Liao Feng!"
"I wish Li Zhifan and Zhou Ke a great success in their wedding and a happy marriage. - Zhai Long!"
"I wish Mr. Li Zhifan and Ms. Zhou Ke a happy marriage and forever happiness. - Tang and Song Dynasty Liquor!"
“……”
Miree is ready.
As soon as twelve o'clock arrived, the ceremonial music was full of music, and the sound of firecrackers sounded.
Although the firecracker was recorded, in the open space outside the hotel, it was a salute that had been set off for ten minutes.
"The stars and moon were sleepless last night, the sun is shining today, love is infinitely sweet, and I like to see the flowers and the full moon. Facing the intoxicating fragrance of flowers, bathing in the warm spring sun, carrying warm blessings, with festive auspiciousness. Today, we gather here to wish Mr. Li Zhifan and Miss Zhou Ke the right to tie the knot, pray together, and wander together in this ocean of flowers and happiness.
Miree recited an opening sentence before he walked onto the stage and appeared in front of everyone.
The guests applauded and cheered, and all of them were smiling.
Mi Lei was even more energetic: "Everyone, my name is Mi Lei, I am today's wedding emcee, I am not talented, the first time I served as the wedding emcee, I can preside over the wedding for Mr. Li Zhifan and Miss Zhou Ke, it is a great honor." ”
After the opening of the Eight Classics, a slightly witty cutscene, and inviting Li Zhifan and Zhou Ke up, Mi Lei began to make a mistake and talked about some indescribable topics.
Li Zhifan coughed lightly: "Teacher Mi Lei, there are many unmarried young men and women below, as well as children, it's not appropriate for you to drive like this, right?"
"Oh, and kids?"
Mi Lei was stunned for a moment, looked at the people below, and suddenly realized, "Oh, then I won't say it, parents and children, please bear with me!
"It's okay!"
"Whatever you want! I covered my son's ears!"
"The kid doesn't understand, Mr. Miley continues!"
"Giggles, although we are not married, we know everything!"
“……”
However, the feedback below is completely different from what Li Zhifan and Mi Lei thought.
Mi Lei was helpless and looked at Li Zhifan: "Then do I mean it or not?"
"This ...... You can watch it!" Li Zhifan is even more helpless, it is normal for everyone to have taboo topics at weddings, but once they go online, they will become bad habits, especially when celebrities get married, and now they have to be careful even when telling meat jokes.
"I think it'......"
Mi Lei rolled his eyes, and secretly made a mistake, "Why don't you tell us one?"
"What are you talking about?" Li Zhifan said in surprise, "You won't let me tell jokes on this occasion, will you?"
"It doesn't have to be a joke!" Miley said, "Look at you, you're about to get married, and the way of husband and wife is a university question, isn't it? You have been in the entertainment industry for so many years, and you have seen many celebrity couples, right?
"This, I can't say!"
Li Zhifan touched his chin, and suddenly thought of a joke, and couldn't help but bow his head and smile first.
"Yo Yo Yo, what do you think of when you smile?" Mi Lei said, "Tell me?"
"Really?" Li Zhifan looked at the people below, "Do you want to hear it?"
Of course, the guests wanted to hear it, and they were coaxed, and the seedlings appeared.
"Good, good!"
Li Zhifan pressed his hand, "Since everyone wants to hear it, then I'll talk about the little things between Mr. Mi Lei and his daughter-in-law!"
Everyone knows that Mi Lei is still not married, where did he come from.
But there are a lot of hidden marriages in the circle, what if Mi Lei is one of them?
As soon as Mi Lei heard it, he knew that Li Zhifan was going to make fun of him, but it was like a joke on the cross talk stage, letting him arrange the plot for himself, he also folded his arms and listened interestingly, waiting for the opportunity to gag.
Li Zhifan said seriously: "Teacher Mi Lei really loves her wife, one night, the two of them were lying on the bed and just turned off the light and were ready to sleep, his wife said to him with emotion: Over the years, you have been very patient with me, I am particularly moved, what are you going to do today, give me a chance, I will make you happy, hehe." ”
As soon as he said this, the guests in the audience burst into laughter.
This "be happy" was immediately thought of crookedly by everyone, and it was still lying in bed, after turning off the lights, and being happy, isn't it just sex?
Everyone blushed, but many still craned their necks and pricked up their ears, and other follow-up "stories".
"Then Mr. Mi Lei said-" Li Zhifan breathed a sigh of relief, half frowned, imitated Mi Lei's tone, and said: "That's good, I don't want to test you too deeply, you say a word, to make me very happy, but very angry." ”
Li Zhifan's imitation of this part was so subtle and slightly warped that even Mi Lei on the side was stunned, and he couldn't help asking, "And then?"
Glancing at everyone present, Li Zhifan smiled and said a little embarrassed: "Well, that...... His wife thought for a moment, and then said, "Husband, what about yours below, uh, it's your friend...... Maximal. ”