"What do you mean and how did you hook up? Do you think that the old lady and him are not a natural pair?"

Jiang Xiaomi strode in, her eyes fixed on the mobile phone in front of them. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info's eyes seemed to say: You dare to say half a word, the old lady wants you to look good!

Zhang Jiangyi and Zhu Bajie left the school gate when they took a nap, and they didn't know about Jiang Xiaomi's confession.

Although they don't understand the specific process of the matter at the moment, through what Jiang Xiaomi said just now, they basically guessed that this barbarian girl and the eldest brother must have an adulterous relationship!

Absolutely!

"Yes, yes, Sister Mi...... No, sister-in-law is right, you are simply the winged birds in the sky and the branches on the ground!"

Zhu Bajie smiled, his expression was like a blooming chrysanthemum, what a cheap word.

Chen Nan didn't bother to explain, so he walked over and looked at the two, "How are you hurt?"

Zhu Bajie lay on the bed, touched his buttocks, and scolded and scolded: "Fuck, those grandsons are too heavy, I was stabbed in the buttocks, and Jiang Jiyan was stabbed in the hand." ”

Chen Nan's face gradually turned cold, "Who did it?"

"Xiao Jianren, them. Zhu Bajie covered his ass and said bitterly: "During the nap, Jiang Jiyan and I were about to go out to surf the Internet, but we were blocked by Xiao Jianren on the road. Grandma's, if they weren't outnumbered and brought knives, I would have crushed a few of them to death. ”

Chen Nan nodded, it must have been on the rooftop last time, and he taught Xiao Jianren a lesson, so he settled the account on Zhu Bajie and them.

"You go out first. Chen Nan said to Jiang Xiaomi.

"What are you doing?"

Jiang Xiaomi's face was full of unhappiness.

Chen Nan pointed at Zhu Bajie and said, "I'm going to drug his buttocks, do you want to see it?"

Jiang Xiaomi rolled her eyes, turned around and walked away honestly.

Chen Nan glanced at Zhu Bajie's bandaged buttocks, and said with a smile: "Do you know why your butt was stabbed? ”

Zhu Bajie scratched his head and said with a smile: "Then I will eat and drink well in the future, raise enough energy, and work hard to lose weight." ”

"Just know how to eat, you just hold on to death and forget you. ”

Chen Nan scolded with a smile, then reached out to untie the bandage, took out the potion and dripped two drops on the wound.

"Damn, it's so cool, it's cool. Zhu Bajie was so excited that he almost burst into tears, "Big brother, what kind of medicine are you? It's so godly." ”

"I'll tell you when you've lost weight. ”

Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes and was speechless.

If he wants to lose weight, it is estimated that he will not succeed in the next life.

Chen Nan shook his head with a wry smile, dropped two more drops on Zhang Jiangyi's arm, and said, "It will heal in two minutes, do you know where that little slut is now?" ”

"Okay, this time I'm going to smoke that dog to death!" Zhu Bajie said viciously, "It should be in an Internet café to surf the Internet." ”

Chen Nan nodded, then picked up the mobile phone on the bed, opened the previous pornography, and continued to play.

Zhang Jiangyi and Zhu Bajie were very speechless, this guy still looked righteous and awe-inspiring when he entered the door, and despised them for watching pornographic films, but now they have become **** in a blink of an eye.

"Big brother, don't you feel dirty and vulgar watching this kind of film?" Zhu Bajie said.

Chen Nan lit a cigarette, stared at the screen of his mobile phone, and said without even looking back: "Such an elegant blockbuster, how can it be said to be filthy and vulgar? Let me tell you, I would rather believe that there are wolves in this world who don't eat meat, than believe that there are men who are not ****, even if there are one or two excellent products occasionally, it is because of dysfunction." ”

"Big brother, you made me understand what it means to be a well-dressed beast. Zhang Jiangyi couldn't help but mutter.

Chen Nan didn't say a word, and directly took out a cigarette and stuffed it into his mouth, "Your sister, smoke your cigarettes, watch a film and chirp crookedly, like a girl, it's just a sweep." ”

Zhang Jiangyi was completely speechless, from beginning to end, what he said didn't seem to be more than half of him, right?

Zhu Bajie also gave him a middle finger and said disdainfully: "It's not serious to watch a movie, look carefully, this woman should be about to squirt." ”

"Squirt a fart!" Chen Nan said: "Look at her figure, if she wants to have no boobs, if she wants her ass without ass, she is as thin as a bamboo pole, I bet that even if she dies, she will never be able to squirt." ”

Zhu Bajie suddenly raised his head and said proudly: "Big brother, you are doomed, I have watched this film ten times, and it will definitely spray in five seconds, you can't be wrong." ”

I watched it ten times!

Chen Nan and Zhang Jiangyi are both full of black lines.

Sure enough, just after Zhu Bajie finished speaking, it didn't take long for him to really spray.

At this time, the door of the ward was pushed open, Jiang Mi strode in, pointed at the three of them and scolded: "You three obscene goods, you actually deceived the old lady out, but you are hiding here to watch pornography, and the festival was eaten by dogs!"

Chen Nan turned off the film and said with a smile: "Do you want to watch it with us too?"

Jiang Xiaomi was stunned for a moment, and then did not show weakness, directly stepped forward a few steps, leaned in front of Chen Nan and said: "Hmph, the old lady will accompany you to watch alone, the old lady has the courage, do you have it?"

Zhang Jiangyi and Zhu Bajie were dumbfounded, these two ...... It seems that there is really an adultery!

Facing the fierce Jiang Xiaomi, Chen Nan took a step back weakly, "Seeing that you are a woman, I don't care about you generally." Then he glanced at Zhu Bajie and said, "The wound doesn't hurt, right? ”

Zhu Bajie scratched his buttocks, and suddenly jumped up excitedly, "It doesn't hurt, it really doesn't hurt!"

……

Jiang Xiaomi originally wanted Chen Nan to accompany her to play, but as soon as she heard that she was going to fight with Xiao Jianren, she immediately followed with excitement on her face, saying that she was going to see the excitement.

In this way, a group of four people left the hospital in a majestic manner.

Chen Nan and Jiang Mi rode motorcycles, while Zhu Bajie took a taxi and headed towards Tianyu Internet Cafe.

Ten minutes later, the four appeared at the door of the Internet café.

Since Zhu Bajie and Zhang Jiangyi are frequent customers of the Internet café and are familiar with the layout inside, the two led the way in front, and after entering the Internet café, they searched everywhere.

It didn't take long to find Xiao Jianren and several of his younger brothers in a corner.

Chen Nan glanced at Xiao Jianren, who was playing a game, he strode over directly, reached out and grabbed Xiao Jianren's hair and pulled it hard, and suddenly he screamed "ah" in pain, and the whole person rolled off the seat and fell to the ground.

"Who the grabbed Lao Tzu's hair, I want to die!"

Xiao Jianren scolded, got up with a disgraced face, his face full of anger, but when he saw clearly that the person in front of him was Chen Nan, he suddenly trembled, his face turned pale with fright, and he subconsciously took a step back.