Chapter 600 [Two Dogs VS Rengar]
After playing for a while, Chen Ergou explained to the audience,
"Audience friends, brother, I still have to work in a while, and I really can't spare time to broadcast live to you recently. I can make an agreement with everyone, and when the movie is finished, I will have a good time. Today's broadcast is not just about broadcasting some daily life, it just so happened that when I watched the finale of "The Law of the Jungle" last night, I found a problem that I had ignored before, and it should be more interesting if the conjecture was true, so I invited a substitute anchor to lead everyone to witness it. ”
"As for who the substitute anchor is, you don't have to worry, before the official live broadcast, there is a small episode that needs to be solved......"
"Everyone has also seen that the son can't help his father, Rengar has not grown up and started to be naughty, and last night there was a little conflict between our father and son. I just said that it was so fat that I couldn't even win, and it began to be unrelenting, tossing me all night, and I had to entangle it this morning. ”
Spread his hands and said helplessly: "No way, Dad has to teach it to be a man today, no, be a leopard." In a moment, I'm going to have a sprint race with it to teach it that Daddy will always be its Daddy. ”
"I hope you will bear witness together. ”
With that, take off your coat and start warming up.
The little leopard is so well-behaved and will make conflicts, you must have abused the little leopard, haha.
Racing with cheetahs, I'm afraid I'm living in a dream.
Although the little leopard is small, the audience has seen how fast it is, and the black lightning understands it.
The barrage is a word to me, and I probably make up a picture in my brain, and I can't help but feel very interesting: Sure enough, it is still the most exciting live broadcast room of the dog master.
Chen Ergou took off his coat and began to do the final warm-up preparations.
When it comes to the standard of measuring a woman's good figure, everyone may say in unison: thin, fierce, hips, long legs, etc.
As for the man, he doesn't seem to be able to think of too many points except for his abdominal muscles, and even his abdominal muscles have to be undressed to see them. Nowadays, there are fewer and fewer shirtless people in public places, and abs are not so important to a man's figure. So what kind of man is considered a good figure?
In the eyes of women, there may be N standards for a man's good figure, and if you really want to give a standard answer, it is undoubtedly the man in front of you.
As a muscular man, the full and broad pectoralis major muscles will always make people feel full of masculine charm and wildness, and the thick back, abdominal muscles, and mermaid line can also be vaguely reflected in sweatshirts, and the wide shoulders make women feel a full sense of security!
The good-looking Chen also has knife-like abdominal muscles and powerful unicorn arms, as if he is the most hand-drawn "David statue" in the art room!
unknowingly showed off a wave of figure, which caused another wave of chickens and dogs to jump in the live broadcast room.
"Flesh Maniac!"
"It's too much, why do you always like to wear tight T-shirts? ”
"Husband, put on your clothes quickly, those bad women have seen it (~ ̄▽ ̄)~"
Chen Ergou saw that the barrage was complicated, and he needed to defend himself, "I really don't have that fetish, I just feel like I've grown taller recently, but it's a 26-year-old man, so I shouldn't be,...... Take a chance to measure it. ”
didn't wait for the next wave of barrage attacks from water friends, quickly changed the topic, and said seriously: "Humans race with cheetahs, I don't know if anyone has tried it before, but I didn't just run casually to entertain everyone this time, I have done a lot of research work." ”
"Let me tell you one by one: first of all, humans are known for being generalists, we can walk and run on two legs, and we can hunt, gather food, and even play football. Leopards, on the other hand, are known for their speed, and it took millions of years of evolution to eventually evolve into a species that is different from all other mammals. He is the king of speed in the animal kingdom.
The wide, forward nostrils, extended nasal cavity, and oversized lungs allow the cheetah to inhale a lot of air. During the chase, its breathing rate increases from 60 breaths per minute to 150 breaths per minute. The bones and muscles are thin and long, and they are very narrow, and their slender legs help them to move forward. On the other hand, we humans have downward nostrils, and our lung capacity is relatively small, so we can walk on two legs efficiently, but they are not suitable for running.
Every time our feet kick the ground, we need to expend more energy. Another of our great strengths is the human intellect. Cheetahs are driven by instinct to run, and the desire to eat is higher than anything else. On the other hand, humans can set goals and accurately determine the timing of deceleration and acceleration......"
"Whew~"
Suddenly interrupted, Rengar looked at the dog with disdain, "Dreaming dog, Rengar is very smart~Huh"
"I'm despised. ”
This guy's intelligence is getting higher and higher, and he can't understand everything, but the general meaning is still clear.
"Slag~"
Even the J-20, who was watching the play, showed a mocking face, and the bird's face even squeezed out a humane smile, it said that it was from Dad's side, but it was not optimistic about Dad.
The humanized emojis of the two little guys, no matter how many times the audience watches them, they feel amazing every time. In particular, the cute leopard's face is full of disdain, but it is much cuter than the lazy cats and dogs raised at home, and pet lovers are crazy to brush out a piece of "666".
"Is Rengar a good man?", "I really want a panther." ”……
Chen Ergou smiled bitterly and said, "Okay, I'm going to do my best, otherwise losing to this kid will really be a bit of a loss to his father's name." Who's in the background, help me open a plate first, I'll win or Rengar......"
Soon there was an assistant in the background to set the board, only to see that the punter pressed the bamboo on Rengar, and Chen Ergou's odds were instantly raised.
The highest bettor suddenly turned out to be Principal Wang, 30 million bamboo pressed on Rengar to win, can the odds not drop?
With a little dark face, he unwillingly began to pull a wave of votes, "Don't be reckless before the principal bets, don't go to the rooftop if you lose." You might as well listen to my analysis first......"
"Compare a cheetah to Usain Bolt, the fastest runner. In 2009, Usain Bolt set a world record of 9.58 seconds in the 100-meter sprint, with a speed of almost 44 kilometers per hour, while the cheetah was able to reach a top speed of almost 112 kilometers per hour. If you just look at the numbers, the difference is obvious, so if you go straight, this race looks like a must-lose...... Maybe. ”
"But I'm the one who makes the rules in this game, and I don't fight battles that I'm not sure of. ”
"I've studied carefully that the cheetah, like all other limbed mammals, can only breathe once at a time, and when its legs are folded and stopped, the impulse will squeeze air out of its lungs, and when it stretches its regression and body, its ribcage will open up and its lungs will fill with air, sending oxygen-rich blood into its limbs. And our breathing speed is actually faster than the speed at which we move our legs, and our breathing is independent. This means that no matter how much we change our pace or direction, we are able to get the maximum amount of oxygen into our muscles, an amazing advantage that gives us an advantage in long-distance running or changing direction quickly. ”
"Of course, another advantage of cheetahs is their unique spring-like spine, which is proportionally the longest and most flexible of the big cats, and this amazing flexibility allows them to overlap their front and back legs, creating a burst of force that allows them to accelerate and accelerate all the time. ”
Suddenly smiled and said: "But absolute acceleration can also bring mixed results in the wild, cheetahs are not endurance players, there are other disadvantages, if more changes are added in this game, it may make the result of the game beyond imagination." ”
The camera pulls up the field and begins to show up, the twisting slopes are dug up, and the track does not look flat.
The audience was amused, "despicable", "unfair", "black-box operation", "kind of straight-line race......"
This interruption really reduced his odds a lot.
"Husband, support you. ”
"Caring for dogs starts with me. ”
…… It seems that there is still a lot of friendship support.