The heart is sorrowful, the pen is hard to go to the text, the right path is vicissitudes, and the version is lucky. x>

"Brother Hao, it's not me Huang Dazhuang who brags, our Yue Si Zhai is a big name on the rivers and lakes!" The one on the left who speaks, a fat body, a face full of fat, a bald head shining, "The brothers are all green forest heroes!"

"My brother is right! Especially our big boss Mao Golden Knife, the double knife technique is superb, and the people in the rivers and lakes call the golden knife invincible!" "The one on the right, with his chest exposed, full of black hair, and a sky-high bun on his head, is giving Hao Se a mouth like a river, "It can be described as a big hero who tops the sky——"

Big hero, a hammer!

It's clearly a bandit leader, and this is a bandit den!

Hao Se, who went astray, had a mouthful of old blood in his heart, whether he vomited or did not vomit or was unhappy, and his whole stomach drooped.

Why did I think these were ordinary hunters?

All of them look fierce and vicious, obviously they are the illegal temperament of robbing homes and houses, and I actually tear off my face and hug my thighs to beg for support......

Lao Tzu's head must have been crushed by that unlucky time machine!

"However, I Huang Erzhuang still admires the third master of my family the most. After boasting about the big master, he began to praise the third master who took in Hao Se, "The third master of the hunting knife, Meng Sanshi, a hunting knife is rampant in the rivers and lakes, a well-known man!"

Hao Se pressed his forehead that was jumping suddenly: "Second Brother Huang, didn't you just say that there are three masters in the village?"

"Cut, don't mention it. Huang Erzhuang, who had a bun in the sky, looked disdainful, "The face is yellow, the head is big, the eyes are small, and the stomach is bad." ”

"Second brother, I still have to give Brother Hao a wake-up call. The bald Huang Dazhuang frowned and said, "The second master is named Yang Ermu, who is good at using stick skills, and is known as the second master of the yellow face......" Speaking of this, Huang Dazhuang couldn't help but pause, and approached Hao Se to lower his voice, "The second master has always looked at the third master and our brothers are not pleasing to the eye, Brother Hao, if you meet this person, you can have a heart." ”

"Yes, yes, little brother understands!" Hao Se nodded repeatedly.

A small bandit village and factional struggles? Where there are really people, there are rivers and lakes.

The two brothers of the Huang family chatted with Hao Se one by one, and before they knew it, they entered the mountain col.

"Brother Hao, we're here!" Huang Dazhuang pointed forward.

Hao Se looked up, but saw a stockade faintly visible from among the mountains and cols.

The stone wall is enclosed, the tower is high, the thick tree pierces the door, the height is more than three feet, and it looks from a distance, it is really quite imposing.

"The third master is back, open the village-door-"

With the shouting of the bandits in the gatehouse, the door of the village in front of the gate slowly opened, welcoming the third master and his team into the village.

Hao Se stubbornly entered with the team, and when he turned his eyes, the stockade was full of a group of rough men with big shoulders and round waists, and all of them were armed, and they were not well described-

I'm saying now that I want to leave the group, will I be beaten to death by the group?!

Hao Se, who had urinated and escaped several times along the way, had a gloomy face, and even more like a pair of dead fish eyes, seeing that the Huang brothers beside him were trembling at the same time, he was busy looking for a new topic, and pointed forward:

"Brother Hao, in front of you is the hall of our village!"

Hall?

Hao Se raised his eyes and couldn't help but be dumbfounded.

Come on, this is a big thatched house at best.

That's right, the so-called council hall in front of me is just a grass house that looks a little larger, with yellow mud walls, logs as columns, and straw roofs, which is very poor.

At the end of the room there was a Taishi chair covered with half a fur of unknown color, and on either side of the Taishi chair were two rows of seats—well, wooden chairs, benches, and mazazi, and finally a few bricks......

This bandit den is too poor!

Hatser felt dizzy.

"Yo, is the third child back?

Suddenly, a shrill voice came from behind.

Hao Se turned his head to look at it, and his eyelids twitched immediately.

I saw more than a dozen men walking in front of me, dressed very similarly to the team of the third master, but the body shape was very different, all of them were slender and slender, and they came from afar, like a team of bean sprouts, all of them shook their heads and swayed vividly.

The first man is holding a swarthy thick rod in his hand, with a big head and a thin neck, a yellow face and thin muscles, small eyes and a small nose.

"It's the second master. He must have heard the news and came to rob our harriers!" Huang Dazhuang said with a disgruntled expression.

Oh, this is the legendary second-hand Yang Ermu with a bad stomach.

Hauser understood.

"Second brother, did we hit the harrier, it has nothing to do with you, right?" The third master, Meng Sanshi, held the hunting knife and stared at Yang Ermu with a heavy face.

Yang Ermu raised his eyebrows, poked his head out and looked behind everyone, and snorted:

"Yo, the third child, you have been out all day, and you have caught such two little chicks! And this-" Yang Ermu rolled his eyes and swept Hao Se, full of disdain: "The skin is too bad!"

"This is my newly adopted brother!" Meng Sanshi glared back angrily.

"Newly accepted brother?!" Yang Ermu sneered, "Just this kid, his eyes are blank, and he is unlucky, the third child, you actually accept him into the village, and you are not afraid of ruining the feng shui of our village?"

"What kind of brother does my Third Master Meng accept, it's not your turn Yang Ermu to intervene. ”

"Meng Sanshi, you are hiding from the big boss and accepting people privately, do you want to do the opposite!"

"Joke! Are there still few people in your second boss who have collected privately this year?" Huang Dazhuang stepped forward and shouted loudly.

"That's it, why can you accept people, but not our third master?" Huang Erzhuang also rushed forward.

"What are you doing, you want to rebel?!" A bunch of bean sprouts behind Yang Ermu didn't let him see it, and immediately rushed up.

"Second Yang, don't deceive people too much!"

"Meng Laosan, you just have bad intentions!"

"Dare to scold our second master?!"

"What's wrong with scolding you, we still have to beat you!"

Seeing that the two groups of people were about to fight, suddenly, the whole room shook without warning.

The bandits who were fighting were silent at the same time.

"Boom!" came with a muffled sound and a vibration.

The bandits' faces changed, and they immediately returned to their original positions.

Earthquake?Haute Se's face changed.

"Knock, knock!"

Hauser shouted: "Earthquake! Get out of the house and evacuate - woo woo woo ......"

But before he finished shouting, he was covered by the two Zhuang next to him.

"Woo-woo?"

Earthquake! It's important to run for your life! What are you doing with Lao Tzu?

Hao Se desperately glanced at the second Zhuang beside him.

Looking at Huang Erzhuang again, his face was pale, his face was sweating, and he lowered his voice and said in Hao Se's ear: "Don't talk nonsense, it's the big boss who has arrived!"

What?

Before Hao Se could react to what this sentence meant, he saw the door slam open, and a figure walked in against the light.

Hao Se's eyes burst out and he almost knelt down.

What kind of creature is this?!

But when he saw that the leader was as burly as a mountain, with his limbs as thick as an old tree, with a greasy bun on his head, his face full of meat, his skin was oily, and his facial features were crowded in the fat of his face, he could not see his appearance clearly, and he could only barely discern from the distribution position that the upper two thin slits were eyes, the middle one was a nose, and the lower one was a mouth;

With every step, the four layers of fat and fat on the waist flickered and trembled in a very ill-fitting red dress......

Yes, this big boss Mao Jindao wears a red dress!

So, this big boss is a woman?!

Hao Se, who finally recognized the gender of the big boss from his clothes, was once again confused.

"I've seen the big boss!" the bandits bent over with their fists clenched and shouted in unison.

"Second, third, I just heard you two arguing again?"

Mao Jindao snorted and sat down in the fur master's chair, and asked in a voice, the sound was almost as if it came from a chimney, with its own reverberation sound effect.

"No, no! I have a deep relationship with the third brother, how can I quarrel?" Yang Ermu hurriedly laughed.

Yang Sanshi glanced at Yang Ermu, and also hugged his fists and said: "Big boss, I'm just learning from the second child." ”

"Hmm-" Mao Jindao on the seat made a long nasal voice, "That's right, they are all their own brothers, and it's not good to hurt the harmony." Next month, the entrance test of the 48th rudder of Juyimen will arrive, whether we can join the rudder of Juyimen, success or failure in this move, at such a critical juncture, there must be no mistakes in the village!"

"Don't worry, big boss!" all the bandits clasped their fists in unison.

Juyimen, rudder, introductory exam, bandits' nest still have to take the exam? Don't be so miserable!

Hao Se, who has been forced by exam-oriented education for more than 20 years, immediately felt bad.

"Okay, let's get down to business, third child, do you have anything to gain today?"

"Yes, yes, big boss, today the third master led our brother to hunt two good buds!"

Huang Dazhuang pulled the hemp rope in his hand, pulled the two men who were shrunk in the corner to the center of the hall, and hugged the golden knife with a face of invitation: "Big boss, take a look!"

"Well, two young shoots...... "Mao Jindao touched his chin and said.

"The king spares his life!

"King, the villain is a poor family and has no money!

The two men threw themselves on the ground, crying and screaming, very miserable.

"Don't worry," Huang Erzhuang squatted down and said lustfully, "I picked you up, I invited you to enjoy the blessings." ”

"Enjoy, enjoy?"

The two young men looked up at the same time and looked at everyone with a look of horror.

"It's not!" Huang Dazhuang pointed to the golden knife on the seat with a proud face, "See, that is our big boss, the famous golden knife on the rivers and lakes, a heroine!"

"If the two of you can be favored by our big bosses, it will be a good thing for the green smoke on the ancestral grave. Huang Erzhuang hugged his fist at the golden knife, "Big boss, which one do you have a crush on?" As long as you say it, I will immediately carry you down, wash it and send it to your room——"

"Whew, eat human flesh!" a young man howled, and his eyes rolled and he fainted.

"Don't eat me, don't eat me! I haven't taken a shower for a year, and the meat stinks, it's not delicious!" The other knelt on the ground and cried, and the stench of water stains spread under him, and he was so frightened that he was incontinent......

Hao Se, who was watching on the side, was terrified.

That time machine won't be to take Lao Tzu to the wrong set and arrive at the monster hole of "Journey to the West"!

looked at the Mao Jin Dao on the seat again, glanced at the two people who were paralyzed on the ground, and waved his hand with disgust: "Forget it, I can't look down on this kind of goods!"

As soon as these words came out, Meng Sanshi's faces suddenly became a little ugly.

But Yang Ermu's first team gloated and coaxed in unison:

"Hahahaha, third, I'll just say that you two little chicks can't do it!"

"What kind of goods is this, you dare to come and pollute the eyes of our big boss!"

"Send it away, so as not to stink the feng shui treasure of our village!"

Meng Sanshi's face turned dark, and he motioned to Da Zhuang and Er Zhuang to call for people to come, and dragged the two men down.

"Third child, it's not me talking about you, you look at the goods you robbed, none of them can be seen, and they are not as good as the wild boars on this mountain. Yang Ermu sneered.