The sun shines on the eaves tiles, and the sun gives birth to green dew;

Mulberry reflects the front shadow of the window, and the courtyard is full of branches.

The morning light first appeared, and a ray of sunlight shone through the window lattice on Hao Se's eyelids.

Hause's mouth grunted twice, turned over, covered his face with the quilt, and screamed.

Suddenly, the quilt suddenly turned over, Hao Seteng bounced up, hurriedly put on his shoes and socks and shouted:

"Brother corpse, get up quickly, we still have to train the brothers in the village-!"

The voice stopped abruptly, Hao Se maintained the posture of lifting his shoes, was silent for a moment, slowly sat up straight, and covered his eyes with his palms:

"I forgot, I don't have to train those stinky boys anymore......"

The warm spring sun shrouded Hao Se's straight back, and the silence was brilliant.

"Knock knock. ”

There was a knock at the door.

"Arthur, are you up?" said a dumb voice outside the door.

Hao Se's body moved, and his palm wiped his eyelids: "Wake up, wake up!"

As he spoke, he jumped out of bed, ran to the door, opened the door with a bang, and raised his arm with a move: "Brother corpse, morning!"

The morning light shone on Hao Se's face, reflecting a smiling face full of energy.

The emaciated young man outside the door glanced at Hao Se quietly and nodded slightly: "Arthur, morning." ”

"Sure enough, it's still a single room and a single bed, and I sleep comfortably!" Hao Se stretched his waist and walked into the hospital with his arms thrown away, "How did the corpse brother sleep yesterday?"

"Okay. Corpse Tianqing followed Hao Se to the courtyard, watched Hao Se bend over in the courtyard, twist his chest and kick his legs, and turned his eyes to look at the courtyard.

"I didn't see it clearly when the light was dark yesterday, this boss Gu's family is quite exquisite. "Hauser sat in standard broadcast gymnastics and looked around.

This is a standard courtyard house, the courtyard is more than three zhang wide, the southernmost side, there is a main room, sitting in the north and facing south, it is Gu Sangniang's residence, there is a wing room on the east and west sides, the east chamber is larger, occupied by Hao Se, the west chamber is smaller, assigned to the corpse Tianqing; there is a small road next to the main house, which can lead to the kitchen, utility room and WC behind the main house;

In the east corner of the compound, there is a green mulberry tree, next to the mulberry tree is erected the front that I saw last night that reads "Sangjia Tea Stall"; under the shadow of the mottled tree, the grape trellis is tall, the branches and leaves are luxuriant, extending upwards to form a green leaf pergola, the branches hang down into a natural green leaf wall in front of the door, and there is a set of tables and stools under the Portuguese shelf, and a set of exquisite tea sets are placed on the table.

"It seems that this boss Gu still understands the joy of life. Hauser looked at it and came to a conclusion.

"Arthur, what are we going to do now?" Corpse Tianqing frowned slightly, and looked like he had nowhere to start.

"Uh...... What's this...... Of course, I listen to the boss! Whatever the boss points out we will fight!" Hao Se scratched his neck, "What about Boss Gu?"

Corpse Tianqing shook his head and looked at the main room with the doors and windows closed.

"Tsk, I'm still sleeping. Hao Se looked envious, "When Lao Tzu is developed in the future, he will sleep until noon every day——"

"Bang bang bang!"

Before the words fell, there was a loud knock on the door suddenly, and several shrill female voices sounded at the same time.

"Sang Niang, Sang Niang, open the door!"

"Sister-in-law Gu Sang, open the door quickly!"

"Eh, this tea stall is doing a good business. Hao Se looked surprised, turned around and was about to open the door, "There are guests coming to the door early this morning?"

"Arthur!" Corpse Tianqing grabbed Hao Se's arm and shook his head slightly, "Don't go, there's a murderous aura outside the door!"

"What's murderous?!"

Hao Se was shocked and glanced at the corpse Tianqing.

Corpse Tianqing nodded solemnly.

"Damn, on the first day of work, don't you want to be so exciting!"

Hao Se grabbed his hair with an irritable face, his eyes flashed, and he immediately turned around and rushed to the door of the main room, slapping the door of Sangniang's room.

"Boss Gu, something is wrong!

"What's the noise!How can such trivial be considered trouble?!"

The door panel was wide open, and Gu Sang's sister-in-law was neatly dressed and walked out with her eyebrows upside down: "It must be a bad thing caused by Xiao Dongzi's big mouth!"

As she spoke, Gu Sang's sister-in-law bypassed the grape trellis, walked to the door angrily, lifted the deadbolt and pulled the door panel, and shouted: "What's the noise, it's not annoying in the early morning!"

Who knew that this opening was like opening Pandora's box, and four female comrades immediately rushed in, and there was a burst of chatter:

"Hey, I heard that our Sang Niang took two little white faces in the house last night, this is really a ** moment worth a thousand gold, look at the three poles of the day, and I am reluctant to get up!"

The leader rushed in was an aunt in her fifties, dressed in dark brocade, wearing a silver hairpin, gloves and silver bracelets, a pair of thin eyebrows and tall eyebrows, and a shrewd face.

"Sang Niang is really a celebrity in our Sang Si Lane, and she accepted two men in the house at once, it's really amazing!"

followed by a woman of more than ten □□ years old, dressed very exquisitely, wearing a hosta, stepping on a golden lotus, wearing a spring green dress and intaglio embroidered spring flowers, with a beautiful appearance, fair skin, and a small cherry mouth, but the tricky energy between the eyebrows and eyes is very similar to the first aunt, obviously a mother and daughter.

"Sang Niang, you really ...... The third is a gentle-looking little daughter-in-law, with an anxious face, and her voice is like singing, which is very tight.

"No! Sang Niang definitely won't! It must be my family's unobtrusive little brother-in-law Chen Dongsheng who is talking nonsense!" The last one to pant and squeeze into the door was a chubby woman, with a black apron tied around her waist, wearing a dark blue hairband, her face was oily, and her face was silly.

"Yo, this is not accurate, Sang Niang has been widowed for so many years, it is inevitable that there will be a little - hehehehe......" Aunt Diao covered her mouth and laughed.

"Yes, as the saying goes, knowing people and knowing faces does not know hearts. The beautiful girl echoed casually.

"Zhou Jiayun Niang, you haven't left the cabinet yet, how can you chew your tongue so much, it's really unruly!" the gentle little daughter-in-law frowned and accused.

"Hey, daughter-in-law of the Wang family, this is not what we said, this is what Chen Dongsheng of the blacksmith family said!"

"Aunt Zhou, don't talk nonsense, my little brother-in-law obviously said-" The fat woman stepped forward angrily.

"Go away, you rough man of iron, don't scratch the slave's new dress!" said the pretty girl angrily.

"Hey, hey, the second girl of the Zhou family, how do you talk?!"

"What do you care about me?!"

Twitter, croak, croak......

In the midst of the noise, Gu Sang's sister-in-law rolled her eyes, Shi Shiran walked under the grape trellis, poured a bowl of tea from the teapot, and tasted it slowly.

Even though the four women over there were arguing in a group, they also looked like they were calm and high-minded.

"Wow, it's really four women in one play. ”

Hao Se hid behind the grape trellis and looked around, and sighed while tugging on the arm of the person behind him, "Brother corpse, do the two little white faces in their mouths mean the two of us?"

But after stabbing for a long time, there was no response from the people behind him.

"Brother Corpse, you have a reply...... Hao Se turned his head and was immediately startled, "Wow, Brother Corpse, what's wrong with you, why do you look like this?"

But seeing the corpse behind him, his yellow face was blue, and his face was frightened, he was called back to his senses by Hao Se twice, and he turned his eyes to look at Hao Se for a long time before he hesitated and asked: "Arthur, why do the women here speak like this, like this...... Lively?"

"Huh?" Hao Se blinked, but he couldn't hold back, and squirted out a mouthful of saliva, "Poof!"

The corpse brother frowned and glared at Hao Se.

"Ahem, that, corpse brother, don't tell Lao Tzu, you haven't seen a woman!" Hao Se had a constipated expression on his face that wanted to laugh but had to endure it.

"Self, naturally not!" Corpse Tianqing raised his voice, "I'm just, just...... The woman I saw before was not like this, like this. ”

"And what did you see those before?" asked Hauser, raising an eyebrow.

"Naturally-" The corpse Tianqing paused, his eyes darkened slightly, "Huamao spring pine is like a light cloud covering the sun, fluttering like a wind on the day of snow......"

"Huh?" Hao Se's face twitched, his eyelids blinked, "Brother Corpse, what the hell did you live in before?"

Corpse Tianqing was stunned by the question, and opened and closed his mouth a few times, but in the end it was difficult to speak, and Qingjun's face showed a very complicated color.

"Lao Tzu understands! I understand very much!" Hao Se patted Corpse Tianqing's shoulder with a heavy face, "Brother Corpse, you must have never seen a real woman, but you just read some abstract paragraphs from some words and poems, and you were misled!"

“…… It's not ......" Corpse Tianqing tried to justify.

"Lao Tzu understands, understands!" Hao Se looked like a person who had come over, "Brother corpse, listen to Lao Tzu's words, women, if they are as beautiful as flowers as described in the poems and songs, all of them are as beautiful as flowers, captivating the country and the city, Yingge Yanyu, and hiring Ting, then it will be too boring!"

The corpse's eyes were round.

"You must be like these big girls, little daughters-in-law, big aunts, and little women in front of you, chattering and noisy to be down-to-earth!"

"This, this ......" Corpse Tianqing's eyes flashed, and he had an incomprehensible expression.

"Still don't understand?" Hao Se shook his head slightly, "There is a good saying, domestic flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers! It means that although the flowers at home are beautiful, they can't withstand the wind and frost, and they are weak, far less pleasing to the eye than those vigorous wildflowers in the wind and rain!"

Corpse Tianqing's eyes were rounder, staring like two ice grapes, glancing at the female team over there, and then at Hao Se, with a strange expression of hearing something terrifying, he was silent for a long time before he said: "Arthur...... Isn't it...... You—Do you like that?"

"Lao Tzu respects women, respects whether you understand!" Hao Se rolled his eyes and glanced at the corpse Tianqing with disdain.

When the two of you said a word, the four women over there finally got tired of arguing and began to break the intermission.

Gu Sang's sister-in-law had finished drinking three bowls of tea, put down the tea bowl leisurely, and looked at the four of them with her arms folded: "Tired of arguing?"

The four of them glared at each other.

"Talking so much nonsense, don't you just want to meet my new buddy from my mother?" Gu Sanniang stroked her hair, "It's okay, my mother is trying to introduce these two boys to the neighbors, but now it's easy to get to know." As he spoke, he took a breath and raised, "You two, come out and meet a few neighbors!"

"It's here! Boss Gu!" Hao Se immediately responded, dragged the corpse Tianqing around the grape trellis, and rushed to the courtyard gate.

"The little ones have seen the neighbors. Hao Seli stood upright, bowed his head and hugged his fist at everyone.

Corpse Tianqing stood one step behind Hao Se, and at the same time closed his eyes and clenched his fists in silence.

In the sound of gasping, Hao Se only felt that countless eyes brushed himself from head to toe like lasers, and then there was no movement.

There was a long silence.

Huh?

Aren't these aunts, daughters-in-law, and girls all shocked by the appearance of Lao Tzu and the corpse brother Yushu in the wind?!

Thinking of this, Hao Se couldn't help but raise his head and smile confidently-

Then, the smile froze.

But when they saw the four people opposite, the mother and daughter showed disdain, the gentle little daughter-in-law and the fat sister-in-law looked surprised, in short, the four of them all showed different disgust.

"Oh, I said Sang Niang, where did you find the name Hanako?! You look at the whole body, it's all rancid!" Aunt Diao covered her nose with a look of disgust.

Huh?

Hao Se's face twitched, and he couldn't help but raise his arm and sniff it.

It's okay, it's just a little stinky tofu......

"Stinks to death, mother, let's go quickly!" the beautiful girl fanned the silk handkerchief wildly, urging frequently.

"Yes, yes, let's go!" the mother and daughter immediately hurried away, as if there was some flood beast behind them.

The two women left behind, the gentle daughter-in-law forced a touched face: "Sang Niang, you are really kind, you have begun to take in the people called Huazi outside the city." ”

Another fat sister-in-law took a long breath: "I'll just say, Sang Niang will definitely not do anything dirty to accept a little white face into the room!"

After speaking, the two of them bowed to Gu Sang's sister-in-law and left in a hurry.

Gu Sang's sister-in-law twitched, closed the courtyard door, turned around and glanced at the two guys she had newly recruited, and hated that iron could not become steel: "Why don't you hurry up and wash your face...... Oops, I remember there should still be a few sets of old clothes at home, hurry up and find two clothes for you to change into - oops, it's a shame for the old lady!"

So saying, he went back to the house on fire.

Hao Se, who had a twitchy face, and a stiff corpse stood straight in the courtyard.

A swishing breeze blew through the figures of the two......

Arthur ...... Are you serious...... Like that?"

“…… Brother Corpse, there is a good saying, you must remember ......"

"What?"

"Silence is golden!"

“……”