Swordfish Live!

The top three live broadcast platforms in China, it is said that the top male and female anchors are worth hundreds of millions, which is simply terrifying. When the live broadcast platform first emerged, the female anchors were still quite disciplined, wearing low-cut tops at most, chatting with everyone, and singing. But when he knew that this industry was so profitable, all kinds of beauties began to squeeze into this circle.

"Now the beauties who are a little bit beautiful are all female anchors. The quality of the beauties in the club has dropped seriously, it's terrible!"

"When the anchor comes to make money quickly, it's not a dream to be coquettish and cute, and it is not a dream to earn a million a month. Qin Ze said: "It's easy to become white and rich, who wants to be stabbed." ”

"What you say is not right, you are happy with me, everyone is happy, and you can still make money. ”

"But I didn't make money as an anchor, I first deceived a wave of rockets before sitting on the computer, and then threw out the words: Whoever brushes the rockets to a certain number can ask someone out for dinner. So he returned to his old business and made another income. ”

At that time, in the private room of the restaurant, the old driver Huang Yicong and the pseudo driver Qin Ze had such a conversation.

After the live broadcast platform became popular, the pressure of competition was great, and it was the same in any industry. Fans are not satisfied with simply singing and chatting, so what should they do?

Live Wilderness Survival!

Live broadcast through Journey to the West!

Live broadcast makes people!

Live drip oil essence!

Live swallow yellow eel with a small mouth!

has lived for more than 20 years, and even the yellow eel is not as good, and this day can't be lived.

The advantage of celebrities is that they have a huge fan base, and the disadvantage is that they do not have as many tricks as local anchors. The female anchor can show the groove in a grand manner and twist her ass. Is it okay for a female celebrity?

can only "simply chat with the quilt covered", and sing at most.

Therefore, celebrities rarely play live broadcasts, and it is absolutely impossible to stay for a long time to make a fortune in moderation. After a long time, fans will get tired of it.

The users of Swordfish Live are thrilled and excited.

The homepage of the live broadcast platform promotes "Qin Baobao's premiere show landed on the Swordfish platform", and every user can see it for the first time.

"Qin Baobao's premiere show starts at nine o'clock in the evening, looking forward to it. ”

"I heard it from my roommate, and I specially registered a swordfish account to support my goddess. ”

"Qin Baobao's premiere show, so excited, so excited. ”

"Eh, will Qin Baobao dance? ”

"Don't be funny, people are celebrities, you think it's an ordinary female anchor? ”

The little boy who sells newspapers: "I'm hungry for a 15cm knife. ”

The male and female anchors of the Swordfish platform are also chatting about the hot spots of Qin Baobao's live show.

In the group.

Female anchor Xiaoyou: "@所有人, there will be no live broadcast tonight, watch Qin Baobao." ”

The male anchors immediately replied: "Let's go, I like Qin Baobao the most, get close to women." ”

"In the past, others brushed rockets for me, but today I'm going to brush a hundred rockets for Qin Baobao. ”

There are many male anchors who like Qin Baobao, but there are not many female anchors who like her, just as most of Xiao Xianrou's fans are fan girls, but men don't buy it, and they make a lot of black Xiao Xianrou.

The female anchors sighed: "I'm going to be divided a lot of traffic tonight." ”

"There's no way, the platform is the boss, what can we do. And Qin Baobao sings very well, I plan to go and watch. ”

"Let's go watch Qin Baobao first, and then we will broadcast live when she is finished, and cultivate immortals tonight." ”

"I want to become an immortal, and my mana is boundless. ”

"I won't go, I don't feel anything about Qin Baobao. ”

A female anchor: "Xiaoyou, are you still a fan of Qin Baobao?"

Xiaoyou: "No, I like Qin Baobao's songs, but I'm not a fan of her." ”

"Then what are you fooling about? ”

Xiaoyou: "Qin Baobao is my sister, my husband Qin Ze." ”

“……”

Immediately, a female anchor retorted: "Get out, Qin Ze is my husband, kill you bewitching sluts." ”

Then the building was crooked, and several female anchors argued about who Qin Ze's husband was.

At home, half an hour before the premiere show, Wang Zijin sent a text message to Qin Ze: "Is the live broadcast over?"

Qin Ze: "??"

Wang Zijin: "The baby said that her live broadcast will be good soon, let me watch a movie, I will go directly to the theater after work, and now I am ready to come back." ”

Qin Ze: "Are you sure she said that?"

Wang Zijin: "Uh-huh. ”

Qin Ze: "The live broadcast starts at nine o'clock and ends at eleven o'clock. ”

There was silence for a long time.

Wang Zijin: "Maybe I can't lift the knife, which makes her swell a little." Aze, don't worry if you hear anything tonight. ”

Qin Ze: "After all, it's my sister, don't play badly." ”

He put away his phone and turned his head to look at his sister who was munching on snacks and decompressing.

My treasure, if you are lame, you can settle down, why are you pit your girlfriend, you are not Su Teddy.

Qin Baobao noticed that her younger brother had a "sincere" look in her smile, she was nibbling on snacks, her cheeks bulging, like a little rabbit nibbling on a radish. Big, shiny eyes sparkling.

Shamefully hard......

Eh, it's shameful cute.

"Will you eat it?" said my sister handed over a candy stick.

"Yo, the aroma of malt. Qin Ze took a bite, "Hey, this sugar is so sweet that you lose your teeth." ”

…………

The live broadcast hasn't started yet, but Qin Baobao's live broadcast room has gathered more than 100,000 fans who are looking forward to it.

The barrage brushed up in the black screen, dazzling, and couldn't see it clearly. Occasionally, you can see subtitles in different colors.

Yellow font: "Hey, why am I yellow?" ”

Green font: "I'm green, I'm green." ”

Red font: "The yellow is the pen, the green is my grandson, it's okay!"

The little boy who sells newspapers: "MMP !!"

Minutes and seconds passed.

Nine o'clock sharp!

Qin Baobao's premiere show begins.

In countless computer or mobile phone screens, Qin Baobao's delicate face jumped out, she tied her ball head, and showed her white forehead.

In the video, she looked at the camera and beckoned: "Hello everyone, can you see me?"

The barrage immediately brushed up.

"See, the goddess is so beautiful, licking the screen. ”

"Those who dare to show their heads are real beauties. ”

"Goddess Saigao. ”

"Hey, I'm yellow again. ”

"Whoever dares to green me this time, I will kill him. ”

.........

Qin Baobao looked at the barrage and smiled dignified lady, "Hello everyone, it's a pleasure to meet you on the Swordfish live broadcast, this is my first time playing live broadcast, and I don't know what to do, so let's chat with everyone." ”

After a pause, "You can communicate with me on the barrage, well, who brushes a rocket and asks a question." ”

Immediately, someone brushed up the rocket, and it was very angry.

"Everyone, be quiet, well, let's ask a question from "The world is big and I am the biggest". Qin Baobao immediately picked a local tyrant.

Although he claimed that he had never played the live broadcast and didn't know what to do, in fact, he had planned before the live broadcast, and Qin Baobao just followed the script.

"The world is big, I'm the biggest" swiped the barrage: "Baby, how much is your bust?"

Qin Baobao rolled his eyes: "I don't answer the privacy question." ”

"Haha, the goddess rolls her eyes so cutely. ”

"I want to know, too, at least the D-hood by eye. ”

"Big guy 666. ”

"The world is big, I'm the biggest" said: "Then the measurements must not be asked, in another question, what about height and weight?"

Qin Baobao thought for a while and said, "The height is 172cm and the weight is 54kg. ”

"The world is big, I'm the biggest" sent a series of red hearts.

"The next one, well, "I'm a single dog" is up to you. ”

"I'm a single dog" said, "Baby, are you still a single dog?"

Qin Baobao said with a smile: "I'm single, but not a dog." ”

There was a "hahaha" in the barrage, "The goddess is still single, so happy." ”

The third person was "I didn't have money to hurt me", he said: "Look at the wall and furnishings behind you, it should be at home, right? Qin Ze is also at home?"

Without waiting for Qin Baobao to answer, the barrage suddenly became hot:

"I've noticed it a long time ago, looking at the door behind her, it's obviously home. ”

"Wow, the goddess is doing a live broadcast at home?"

"Wait a minute, where's my husband, where's my husband. ”

Qin Baobao nodded: "It's at home, because my foot was broken a few days ago, so I can only do live broadcasts at home." ”

After that, she wanted to listen to the fans' comfort, but everyone ignored her, as if they didn't hear it, a group of bewitching sluts shouted: Where is my husband, where is my husband~~

The headquarters of the Swordfish platform.

Ordinary employees have already left work, but the IT department is working overtime, maintaining the back-end, statistics, the apes are wearing panda eyes, exuding a sense of weakness that their bodies have been hollowed out, and when the director of operations makes an inspection, they have to cast an MMP smile at the leader.

The director of operations asked, "How about the data in Qin Baobao's live broadcast room?"

"The number has reached 300,000. Programmer Ape said.

"Last time, we invited first-line stars, the highest number of people was 3.8 million?"

"The correct figure is three million eight hundred and thirty-six thousand two hundred and three. Program Ape B.

The director of operations muttered: "You look at it, the popularity will be higher later, you remember to maintain, don't let the room burst." Work hard tonight, and tomorrow you will be allowed to work an hour late. ”

The apes smiled with MMP, "Good leader, thank you leader." ”

The director of operations sighed: "Looking at this momentum, it's a bit difficult to break the record, Qin Baobao's fame time is too short, and the fan base is not as high as the senior first-line one." ”

Program Ape A said again: "Leader, do we want to help brush the data?"

Director of Operations: "It depends, if the popularity doesn't reach two million in half an hour, you will get two million." After an hour, it's going to be three million. ”

"Good leadership. ”