Chapter 527, the Extreme Three Elite Army!

Dry firewood is still easy to find, Li Zhifan and Sun Youbin each collected a large bundle of dry firewood that can be burned without much effort, mainly naturally falling branches and withered reed grass.

When the two came back, they saw Zhou Shilei violently dealing with fat ducks and fish.

"I pluck, I pluck, I pluck ......"

Zhou Shilei whispered while plucking duck feathers ruthlessly.

"Brother Lei, you're too ruthless, aren't you? Look at your plucking scene, it's so cruel, I don't even dare to watch it!"

Sun Youbin pursed his lips with a disgusted expression.

"Then you will deal with it gently?"

Zhou Shilei gritted his teeth and plucked his hair, and said without looking back, "I guess you are more ruthless than me! By the way, have you two finished picking up dry firewood?"

As soon as Li Zhifan heard Zhou Shilei's tone, he knew what he wanted to say, coughed lightly and hinted at Sun Youbin, and then said: "What, let's go build a fire, you pull it slowly!"

Unexpectedly, Sun Youbin didn't receive Li Zhifan's hint at all, and smiled: "Yes, yes! We're done picking it up, it's fast, right? Hehe, it seems that your task is the most difficult!"

"Stop talking nonsense!"

Zhou Shilei suddenly stood up and grabbed Sun Youbin, "Zhifan, you go and build a fire, Binbin, you come and help my brother pluck duck feathers and scrape fish scales together, hurry up!"

"Me?" Sun Youbin hurriedly dodged, "I don't, I want to ......"

"You don't want anything!"

Zhou Shilei threatened with a hateful face, "Come quickly, or I won't give you food!"

"I ......"

Sun Youbin glanced at Li Zhifan, who was snickering on the side with firewood, and reluctantly compromised with Zhou Shilei, "Alas, why am I so unlucky!"

Just when Li Zhifan's side was halfway up the firewood, Wang Yue came back with the pot.

"This water, I can't figure it out, it's too muddy!"

He put down the pot and pulled the crayfish and clams in the bag, "We don't have any of them to settle down, alas! ”

Sun Youbin turned his head and said, "I have a bottle here, do you see if you can use it?"

He just wanted to leave his position, but was dragged back by Zhou Shilei: "Don't go, you continue to pluck your hair, and I'll do the water filtration." ”

As he spoke, Zhou Shilei picked up the big Coke bottle next to Sun Youbin that he didn't know where to pick up, and happily came to Wang Yue's side, saying, "The mouth is so big, let's take our time, and fill as much as we can." ”

"Where did you pick up the bottle?"

Sun Youbin frowned and said, "Isn't it clean?

"You've drunk all the river water, what do you care about his germs?"

Zhou Shilei shouted, "If you don't figure it out yourself, I don't care." ”

"I don't need you yet!" Wang Yue was even more stubborn, "Let me Binbin come!"

"He can't come, he has to pluck his hair, or we won't have to eat at night!"

Zhou Shilei directly made the decision for Sun Youbin.

Sun Youbin was in a hurry, he couldn't fight Zhou Shilei, and he couldn't think of any good way to filter water.

Li Zhifan walked over at this time and asked, "What's the matter?

"Yes!"

Zhou Shilei pointed not far away, "There are a lot of them, and I don't know who left them." ”

Glancing at those plastic bottles, Li Zhifan looked at a few followers, and sure enough, these people subconsciously avoided his gaze.

Li Zhifan smiled: "Can you bring pure water yourself, let us drink river water?"

"Nothing!"

One of them followed the PD subconsciously and said.

"Oh, where did you hide the supplies? Call them out? I'll roast the fat duck later, and I'll give you one!"

As a result, these followers stopped talking.

"Two?"

Still no one spoke.

"Okay!"

Li Zhifan walked directly to the water bottles they discarded, and picked them all up.

Then he turned and walked to the nearest riverbank, leaving an empty bottle, and the rest were all filled with water.

Looking at the turbid water source like light coffee, Zhou Shilei and the others were all cold.

But when I think of the balloons in those books, my heart is much better.

Wang Yue looked curiously at Li Zhifan finishing this, and couldn't help asking, "What are you doing here?"

"Filtered water!"

Li Zhifan used a knife to cut the back of the empty bottle that was not filled, and then took out a sanitary napkin from his pocket......

Seeing his move, Wang Yue and Zhou Shilei gasped at the same time, staring at him in amazement:

"Zhifan, why are you still bringing this thing?"

"Zhifan, are you a woman?"

“……”

Li Zhifan was speechless, and only said: "It was given to me by Brother Bin, you asked him." ”

Sun Youbin innocently lay down on the gun, hurriedly took off his shoes and explained: "This is used to pad the feet, and it doesn't hurt to walk so much!"

No matter how he explained, Wang Yue and Zhou Shilei were full of ambiguous eyes.

Li Zhifan ignored the joke between them, removed the leak-proof layer of the sanitary napkin, and then crumpled it into a ball and stuffed it into the bottle to completely block the mouth of the bottle.

Then he picked up some small stones from the riverbank, washed them directly in Wang Yue's pot of water, and put them in the bottle.

There are only two layers of water filtration, because the water is boiled vigorously, not for drinking, so there is no need to filter it very cleanly.

"Okay! Pour the water in this pot!" Li Zhifan said.

Wang Yue had already understood what Li Zhifan was going to do, and without hesitation, he poured out the water he had worked so hard to get.

Then he said, "Let's get started!"

"It's time to show the real technique!"

Li Zhifan unscrewed a bottle of river water and began to pour it into the filter pot.

Until the water is full, and there is no water left underneath.

Zhou Shilei couldn't help but complain: "Zhifan, is this useful for you?"

"Pluck your hair!"

Wang Yue directly choked him on behalf of Li Zhifan, "I didn't see that the water has reached the bottom...... Uh, the sanitary napkins are here? Immediately stayed. ”

"Can this really work?" Zhou Shilei was still skeptical.

"It's definitely better than drinking it directly!"

Li Zhifan said, "And there is not necessarily anything in this river, maybe someone peeing or something upstream, all of them remain in it." ”

"Vomit ......"

Zhou Shilei was suddenly disgusted, "Don't say it, you can do it yourself! I don't care about you!"

"Then go build firewood, and we'll filter the water!"

Wang Yue commanded Zhou Shilei, but he didn't help Li Zhifan filter the water - the main thing was that he couldn't help much.

Watching the water flow out slowly, Wang Yue clapped his hands and said happily: "OK, it's successful!"

"How long is this going to be?"

Although Zhou Shilei disliked it, he was still very curious and kept observing them.

Wang Yue stood up and patted him on the shoulder: "Go and build firewood, otherwise you will only get a duck neck at night." ”

"It's just one, or is it the most meatless place?"

Zhou Shilei was not satisfied, but when facing Wang Yue, Sun Youbin and Li Zhifan, he was completely different, and he didn't dare to refute at all, so he had to go to build firewood.

But after a long time, Zhou Shilei has not been able to do well.

At this time, Fu Biao and Wang Ye came back.

Seeing that the two of them seemed to have been splashed with ink, Wang Yue couldn't help but laugh and said, "Haha, what are you two doing? It can't be stealing other people's things, right?"

"Tell me more!"

Fu Biao said with a bitter face, "We can't climb that tree at all, we have fallen down a few times, and I don't know who threw the cartridge on the ground, it seems that someone came to sketch and dropped it, no, it touched us." ”

Li Zhifan glanced at Fu Biao and smiled lightly, this is full of loopholes, everyone stayed under that tree just now, and they didn't see any ink cartridges at all, how did they meet so coincidentally?

Besides, if there is an ink cartridge, it can only be a person who suffers, and it is a piece of the body, and it is impossible to make it like the current whole body.

So thinking about it, there is only one possibility, that is, there is a problem with the balloon in the tree.

Li Zhifan sat still, and Wang Yue didn't have the heart to think about it, just comforted a few words.

But Zhou Shilei was different, he didn't want to build firewood at all, so he jumped up and said happily: "I'll go and see, you can't do well if you climb a tree, look at me!"

Fu Biao and Wang Ye also wanted to encourage others: "Brother Lei, you may not be able to, let's go over and take a look, there is a lot of power in more people, and there are more ideas in more people, so we all have to think of a way." ”

Li Zhifan handed the filter bottle in his hand to Wang Yue, stood up and walked to Zhou Shilei's side: "Okay, you go and help them, I'll take this firewood." ”

Then he said to Fu Biao: "We all have work in our hands, so don't pull us, figure it out yourself!"

Fu Biao saw that Wang Yue and Sun Youbin ignored them, so he had to say, "That...... Brother Lei, we rely on you!"

As soon as they left, Sun Youbin smiled first: "This fool, there must be a trap, Wang Ye and they fell for the trick and came to deceive us again, do you believe it or not?"

"I believe it!" Li Zhifan said, "and there must be something wrong with the balloon, alas! It seems that our pure water is gone, but fortunately, I have prepared filtered water in advance!"

Wang Yue didn't understand it at first, but he was a smart person, and after thinking about it carefully, he reacted, and laughed together: "Let's see what Lei Lei suffers later!"

Li Zhifan glanced at the three of them and said with a smile: "Hey, now it is divided into two groups, the three of them are the three extreme fools!"

"What about us?" Sun Youbin asked, "Limit Three Smart?"

"We are the ultimate three essences!" Li Zhifan said cheekily, and laughed hahaha after speaking.

Wang Yue was also happy: "I like this title, this will be synonymous with our combination in the future!"

At this point, the limit three essences and the limit three fools have just appeared.

……

The other side.

"Can't you even take off a balloon?"

Zhou Shilei stood under the tree and looked at the tree with a smug face, "In the end, this kind of thing has to be done by men like us with life experience, and you two little kids can't do it at all!"

Even if Fu Biao is a little kid, but Wang Ye is not, he is the same age as Zhou Shilei, and his face is a little unbearable at the moment, but thinking about the hardships that Zhou Shilei will have to endure later, he giggled in his heart.

But he sighed and said: "It's not, Brother Lei! Aren't we messed up, it's hard to stand up, two people can't do it, so I discussed with Youbin to go back and move the rescuers, I have observed this, two people need to go up the tree, one person to help and one person to support, and there is someone below to answer!"

"Haha, two more people up the tree?"

Zhou Shilei was arrogant, "I can do it by going up alone, you two will answer me below!"

Hearing this, Fu Biao and Wang Ye glanced at each other and laughed.

This is where the scenes of extreme dasha and two fools deceiving three fools begin.

You must know that the three of them are all top in acting, even Fu Biao, a young fresh meat, has also been affirmed for his acting skills, not to mention Wang Ye, who has many years of experience in stage plays, and any role he plays is a powerful faction.

Zhou Shilei didn't think much about it in front of the "sincere" performance of the two, and he was ready to go up the tree.

He took the wooden stick handed by Wang Ye, and climbed the tree in three or two clicks, which can be said to be old and strong.

"Brother Lei, be careful!"

Fu Biao shouted, then smiled secretly, took out a longer bamboo pole from behind another tree with Zhou Shilei on his back, and walked back quietly and silently.

"Brother Lei, go over and do it, this will be broken!"

Wang Ye cooperated, and seemed to be concentrating on directing the work for Zhou Shilei, "Yes, that's it, it's still a little close! Brother Lei, you are a little more stable there, yes! Yes! Alas, we just can't do this kind of thing, and we have to ask an old-timer like you to take action!"

Just when Zhou Shilei was unsuspectingly dealing with the water polo, Fu Biao made a move!

"Where did I get such a long stick?"

In Zhou Shilei's eyes, he suddenly stretched out a wooden stick that he didn't know where to come out, at first he thought it was Fu Biao and Wang Ye who found it, and he was thinking about taking it and using this wooden stick to pick it up, who knew that before he found anything wrong, it was already too late......

"Poof!"

Suddenly, the wooden stick stabbed directly at a water ball on the top of Zhou Shilei's head, and Zhou Shilei subconsciously looked up and saw a black liquid splashed vertically under the action of gravity.

Fortunately, Zhou Shilei's eyes were quick, and he subconsciously reached out to block it, and closed his eyes at the same time.

But the black liquid showed no mercy, and it all spilled on his head, running down his face and down his neck.

"I'll go!

Zhou Shilei threw away the wooden stick in his hand and jumped down from the tree.

Fortunately, Fu Biao was on the tree just now, but he fell directly backwards, if it wasn't for Wang Ye helping him below, he would probably have had a concussion.

"Hahaha!"

Seeing Zhou Shilei being shot, Fu Biao and Wang Ye were overjoyed.

"Phew, phew, vomit, what is this!"

No matter what is in the balloon, it is a liquid that will flow, and it will naturally flow into Zhou Shilei's mouth, so he can't open his eyes, and it is still black when he wipes it with his hand, Zhou Shilei immediately became angry, "Why are you two laughing so happily? What the hell is this?"

"Haha, this should be cuttlefish juice!" After Fu Biao was happy, he still said with a smile, "It should be a trap designed for us by the program team, they are so ruthless that they actually hang cuttlefish juice on it." ”

However, Zhou Shilei thought that although it was a trap for the program team, the initiators of the prank must be Wang Ye and Fu Biao.

So he grabbed Fu Biao and said angrily: "Okay! You two deceived me here, did you do it on purpose!?"