Dongshan University.

Lin Dong returned to the dormitory, and wanted to say hello to the other animals in the dormitory, but they completely ignored Lin Dong, who had not been seen for a summer vacation, as if he was a transparent person, still playing CS and playing CS, the next copy of the next copy, watching the island film, and playing the mobile phone. Lin Dong was sweating wildly, and he estimated that these guys didn't go to class either.

After cleaning up the moldy things in the cabinet, Lin Dong wondered if he would find time to go to two classes and brush up on the memory in front of the tutor.

As he was packing up, he suddenly came back from outside.

This guy is called Zheng Hao.

is a thick-skinned love scene who has been rejected for more than 80 courtships and still does not commit suicide.

Like Lin Dong, he is from Pinghu City, and he came to Dongshan to study, so he can barely be regarded as a fellow villager. Somehow, this guy was wet and looked like a drowned ghost, so he didn't bý wolf. I saw that this guy didn't even take off his wet clothes, climbed into his own bed, and fell directly on the bed with his limbs stretched out. This move aroused the strong attention of all the animals, and a head poked up from the top and bottom to the left and right, and asked in unison: "At first glance, a body of water?"

"I went to the bottom of the girls' dormitory and wanted to invite Yun Xianzi out for a candlelight dinner, but I don't know how many basins of water were splashed. This immortal Xiaoqiang explained weakly.

"Cool or hot?" the animals suddenly became interested.

"It's cold, isn't it?" Lin Dong sweated profusely, and he still had to die if he was hot, even if he had an immortal body, he would probably have to go to the hospital!

"That's okay, rat, you're okay, the pig's intestine was poured with hot water yesterday, and it almost didn't burn him into a dead pig. At this time, the little white face who opened his mouth was called Zhou Xu, who had a little money at home, and often pretended to be rich and handsome. The 'pig intestine' he said in his mouth is the same as Zheng Hao, an immortal little strong in the love field, and they are also not simple characters, they are both listed in the top ten strange people of Dongshan University, and they are ranked higher than Zheng Hao, and they won the position of the eye. 'Pig Colon' is a rich second generation who is wide in heart and fat and super confident that no matter what blow he suffers, he will be transformed into a self-comforting second generation, formerly known as Zhu Dachang, who is actually the No. 1 strongman in the world because of the homonym, so everyone nicknamed him 'Pig Collog'.

"The pickling girl has not yet succeeded, and the students still need to work hard...... Next time you go, remember to bring an umbrella. The thin man who was playing CS gave advice.

This thing is called Fang Yu, a young creature of the second force.

If you use one term to sum him up, it is super invincible ultimate |

Anytime I look at him, I'm sitting in front of the computer and playing games, with the constant rumbling of guns and crazy rock 'n' roll. Lin Dong estimated that in his world, there was no such thing as peace.

Don't look at this product as a poor and ugly, but it can't stand the great ideals that shocked the world. Fang Yu's ideal is to save all mankind, and this is absolutely not mistaken! His ideal is to save all mankind! Because Fang Yu extremely believes that the end of the world is coming, when the zombies are all over the place, choose people to eat, how many Bai Fumei will open her legs because of a pack of instant noodles...... In this way, the burden of saving the survivors of the world (mainly beauties) falls on his scrawny shoulders. For dealing with the coming of the end times, Fang Yu has spent several years planning, including how to escape in the early stage, how to find materials to survive, how to hunt zombies and dig up the magic crystals in their brains, how to eat magic crystals to improve their strength, how to form a survivor base, and so on...... In short, as soon as this post-apocalyptic survival manual came out, the cattle of the entire Dongshan University immediately knelt down!

As the lifelong president of the Zombie Club, Fang Yu, in Dongshan University, countless people have called him boss.

In case the end times come.

If you don't hug the thigh of President Fang, who is the top of the Dongda Strange People list, you can't do it!

Of course, now because the time has not yet come, President Fang, as the future savior, has to continue to survive in the biological form of a young man......

"You can't bring an umbrella. Last night, among the three who were newly transferred to the school, the who lost his door also brought an umbrella, but a hot water bottle on it flew down, and it directly killed him! The power of the hot water bottle is not at all something that a student's cloth armor profession can resist. You may not know that the mourning peed his pants on the spot, according to the grapevine, this product is not only scared to pee, but also scared, with a psychological shadow, it is estimated that it will not be long before he will enter the palace as the manager!"

Although the boss is self-appointed, no one has ever objected to the threat of his strong biceps.

His name is Wu Jinjiang, and he looks a bit like Xu Jinjiang.

Complexion?

Uncle Hei from Africa often misunderstands that he is a relative, he says that he is the hometown of Confucius, the undoubted Qilu man, but unfortunately no one in the entire University believes him!

As a boss, although Wu is not on the top ten strange people list, he is definitely not a simple person. Lin Dong once observed that there was always only one thing in Boss Wu's life, and that was the Demonic Beast! When he was in a good mood, he would proudly brush the copy, and when he was in a bad mood, he would also brush the copy, which was said to be for healing. When he was accompanied by his sister, he would take his sister to open up the wasteland together, but the result was often that the sister turned out to be a shemale number, and when there was no sister, he was alone and embarked on the journey without hesitation.

What a tragic back that is destined to be lonely for a lifetime!

No way.

For the sake of the Horde, this is the price of loyalty!

"Roar, rush!" "Now, Boss Wu is manipulating his Minotaur to kill in all directions.

Behind him was a draenei priestess, who was adding blood to the minotaur and shouting in a voice high enough to make people diabetic, 'Ouch, brother, you're so fierce!'.

Hearing it, the Minotaur boss was churning with anger and blood.

I almost didn't bend over and kicked the ground with all four hooves.

Moo~

Look up to the sky and roar.

"......" Lin Dong, who has the ability to listen to sounds, was sweating profusely when he heard it, this umlaut changing software that turns male to female is simply going against the sky! However, for the sake of the young heart of the Minotaur boss who is easily injured and broken, Lin Dong decided not to say anything, just pretended not to hear, for the happiness of his roommates, the truth is better to let it go with the wind!

"Yun Fairy is indeed difficult to chase, a flying immortal like her is not something that mortals like us can fantasize! Zhou Xu, the little white face who played with his mobile phone, said coldly. Classmate Zhou calls himself a literary and artistic youth, in the dormitory, he has always been a mortal enemy with Fang Yu, a young man who is forced to do so, in fact, he has a few more money in his pocket, and he can occasionally spend money to charge his petty capital, if he is rich and handsome, he is not qualified in the first article.

"That's right, fortunately, there is still a cloud fairy who does not eat the fireworks of the world, is not moved by power and wealth, and has always left us hope, otherwise, we poor people will commit suicide collectively. Zheng Hao, who is an immortal Xiaoqiang in love, sighed.

"After being watered, there is still hope?" Lin Dong now suddenly understood why this guy was called a love field immortal Xiaoqiang, he was really indomitable!

"Shhhhh

What a joy to see!

No, no, as a roommate, no matter how stupid and idiotic your actions are, we will support you, be brave, boy, and be brave enough to die!

"Phew, a few of you are poor, uncle, I have money, don't confuse me with you, okay?" Zhou Xu, who was playing with his mobile phone, immediately took out his brand-name wallet proudly, and lined up dozens of hundred-yuan bills into a 'rich' word, and saw that the wolves in the dormitory almost didn't shout the words of robbery. Fang Yu, the thin man who played CS, was red-eyed, immediately threw away the mouse, rushed over with bright eyes, hugged Zhou Xu's legs, and smiled with an ugly face A ball of chrysanthemums: "Big brother, I'll shine your shoes, a hundred yuan at a time, I don't mind wiping you ten thousand times!"

"Get out!" Zhou Xu flew up and kicked Fang Yu away: "Take away the dog's paws, and I don't want you to wipe them if you stick a hundred upside down." ”

"If the end of the world comes, Lao Tzu will be the first to blow off your dog's head. Fang Yu snorted and went back and continued to beat his CS.

"If there is really an end times, I will make a harem, and Yun Fairy and Qianlongleg are indispensable. Wood, you hurry up and reply to my brother, pat my little pony, if your attitude is very respectful, for the sake of your fellow villagers, my brother will reward you with a girl when the time comes!"

"Dream on you!" Lin Dong tried desperately to hold back a smile.

Just rely on you, an immortal little strongman?

Still want to open a harem?

The campus version of the trapeze artist, play dead performance art performance is your share!

However, for a strong man of soul who has been rejected more than 80 times and is still optimistic and actively pursuing love, you have to tell him the cruelty of reality, that is a waste of saliva, because his ideological concepts or cheeks have long exceeded this dimension!

Lin Dong didn't know that he had said this unintentionally.

not only hit Zheng Hao on the top bunk, but also put down the livestock in the entire dormitory, and all of them were killed in seconds!

Including Chen Guanwen, a madman from the island country film collection who has been watching Mr. Cang's artistic performances and does not participate in the discussion, listened to Lin Dong's mantra, and lost his interest in learning, he closed his notebook with a 'snap', and lay on the bed boredly, posing in a large-character posture of lying on the corpse, if he didn't have a breath, it was estimated that it would be no different from those frozen meat in the morgue.

No one is stupid!

can go to college, and the personality can be comparable, but the IQ is not so low that there is no lower limit.

Women of the level of Yun Youyou and Qianjun are not at all beyond the reach of these poor students, they are like stars in the sky, they can look up and look at them from afar, and they seem to be within reach, but the actual distance is at least hundreds of millions of light years.

The Minotaur Boss also seemed to be shocked when he heard this.

All interested.

Even if the female pastor continued to shout and cheer in a voice with excessive sugar content, she could no longer lift her spirits.

Everyone threw away their mice and mobile phones, and returned to bed one by one to practice the sword technique of lying on the corpse, and it took a long time before a voice bubbled out of the silence: "There is a post on the Internet that says that if you don't go to college, you will regret it, but if you go to college, you will regret it even more...... I seem to regret it a little now!"

"Oh no, this sentence seems to be said the other way around, right? I regret it when I go to college, and I regret it even more if I don't go to college, right?"

"Anyway, the regret of going to college is Dutema. The Minotaur boss finally summed up unhappily: "There are too many hardships in life, it's useless to think too much, let's wash and sleep!"

"Sleep?" Lin Dong saw that the time was only nine o'clock in the morning, and Father-in-law Sun had just shown his face, okay?

"Dear wood, we are not like you, you have a class leader, you can be carefree, we have nothing, if you don't sleep now, when will you stay?" Fang Yu said this with envy, but there was absolutely no jealousy. The class leader is good to Lin Dong, everyone knows it, and everyone envies her, but her small body is ...... It can only be said that none of them here is Princess Taiping's meal!

Moreover, only when the head of the class is there, the livestock of the entire Tokyo University can breathe a sigh of relief.

You must know that the threat of wood is at the level of prehistoric monsters.

Don't you say that the senior sister who left the door to warm the bed will not talk about it, don't you see that many guide sisters are also desperately stuffing the room key into his hand? This guy has always been like a piece of wood, and he has not been open, in case he suddenly opens his mind, the senior sister and sister who are willing to give him a little monkey can line up from the east gate to the west gate, and there are many exterminators in the middle!

"Sleep!" Lin Dong decided to go out for a walk, this campus hasn't come back for 'ten years', and he really misses it!

As for the collective hibernation of livestock in the dormitory.

Lin Dong was not surprised.

Now there is a good saying: you will never understand the world of comics!