Chapter 346: Ventriloquism
Qin Baobao and Pei Nanman don't understand messy Internet memes, the former gloating, and the latter has a faint smile, with a confident expression of "I have seen through everything".
Wang Zijin is Qin Ze's official girlfriend, and I heard Su Yu say that the relationship between this nominal boyfriend and girlfriend is so simple that they chat purely under the quilt.
Because of this, Su Yu has the confidence to dig into her corner, and it turns out that Su Yu's small move made Wang Zijin suspicious, she did not underestimate Wang Zijin, she is a sharp-minded girl. That's why Pei Nanman said that Su Yu is an old general on the stage.
However, to her surprise, Qin Ze didn't remedy it, didn't justify anything, as if he was disheartened and left himself to fend for himself, which made Pei Nanman impressed. Originally, she wanted to take advantage of the climax of the banquet to throw a glass of red wine at Qin Ze's face and ask him: Do you think you are Long Aotian?
Now it seems that it is worth observing again.
The most interesting point, Qin Ze's sister, Qin Baobao, watched the whole play, and she was full of interest and gloating, looking at her bright eyes, it seemed that she still wanted Wang Zijin and Su Yu to fight.
What kind of mentality is this?
Isn't she Wang Zijin's best friend?
Didn't Su Yu say that the two of them joined forces to suppress themselves?
Pei Nanman frowned, realizing that things were not simple.
Through the fight between Qin Ze and her ex-husband, Pei Nanman asked people to check, and let her find out Wang Zijin's background, which made her curious, Qin Ze, which was a corner of the mystery.
She really wanted to see what Qin Ze would do with Su Yu and Wang Zijin, like Cao Bing, to be a chaotic Chen Shimei who abandoned from the beginning?
In this case, Pei Nanman will definitely find someone to sink him into the Huangpu River before he marries into the Wang family.
She doesn't have many friends and even fewer girlfriends, Su Yu is like a sister to her.
And the Wang family itself is an obstacle, according to the information she has at hand, Wang Zijin, this girl, escaped from marriage.
So will the Wang family recognize Qin Ze as a son-in-law?
In the end, Qin Ze himself is still the smile of the Mona Lisa, full of mystery.
If there is a demon in this world, then Pei Nanman can pat the chest of the D cup and say, it is he who he is, our friend Salted Fish.
Leaving aside this kid's messy feelings, he's an ally worth working with for a long time.
Soon, the lottery of 100 red envelopes ended, and the winners were announced on the big screen.
The winning employees, holding their own number plates, happily poured to the side of the stage and lined up to receive their prizes.
The employees who didn't win the lottery sighed unwillingly.
The annual meeting came to an end with laughter and laughter.
Then, the final show began.
Qin Ze's ventriloquist performance!
What kind of ventriloquist performance will Mr. Qin bring, everyone is looking forward to it.
The guess that everyone agrees with is b-box, and some people say whistle, this guess is scoffed by everyone, even if the whistle is blown out, it is not as exciting and shocking as Mr. Qin came on stage to sing a dolphin sound.
Qin Ze didn't choose to sing, which means that ventriloquism must be more interesting than singing.
If it's really a b-box, it's really more fun than singing.
Don't want Qin Ze's level to be high, as long as he is a little online, a few days ago, it was said that the founder of the black cat in the sky was still playing Tai Chi, not to mention the level, anyway, there was a cheer below.
That's the status bonus.
In the same way, as long as Qin Ze's ventriloquist is not too bad, everyone can praise him.
The lights dimmed, and Qin Ze stood on the stage.
Behind him, a picture suddenly appeared on the big screen, which was supposed to be an overlook of the ancient town, with the full moon in the sky, the tiled houses sleeping in the dark, and the stone-paved streets quiet and uninhabited.
Hundreds of employees looked at each other, what happened?
What about the B-Box?
What's going on with this cartoon-like picture.
Everyone was stunned, and suddenly heard a few dogs barking in the deep alley.
Everyone was taken aback.
After the dog barked, there was the dream cry of a woman and a man, and then the cry of a child.
This is...... The sound in the stereo?
Then, the child's cry changed to the sound of sucking breast milk, so light that the body of a woman who had never given birth could not hear it.
When a child suckles on breast milk, there is a gasping sound.
The mother gently coaxed the child, and at this time, an older child woke up and chattered non-stop, and the father was afraid that he would disturb the younger son, so he whispered and scolded the eldest son......
Several voices came one after the other, but they were closely linked, unconsciously sketching in everyone's minds a picture of a family of four where the mother was breastfeeding and the father was reprimanding his son.
At this time, someone finally reacted, first dumbfounded, and then exclaimed: "It's Mr. Qin's voice, it's all his voice." ”
"Damn, can't it? It's definitely on the stereo. ”
"This is the ventriloquist that Mr. Qin is going to perform? I don't believe it, it is impossible to have such a real voice, and there are so many. ”
There was a small uproar, then it spread, and the whole banquet was a sensation.
Some people didn't believe it, so they deliberately ran to the rear to ask the hotel's computer operators, and found that several staff members had already been confused.
"You broadcast it?"
"Damn, no, your boss is awesome. ”
“......”
I returned to my seat with the news and told my colleagues, but my colleagues didn't believe it, so they left the table one after another and ran over to ask the staff.
"You must have broadcast it, right?"
"Damn, no, your boss is awesome. ”
"Turn off the stereo. ”
"I didn't open it at all, see for yourself. ”
"Damn, it's not, my boss is awesome. ”
......
Qin Ze gradually got better, holding the microphone, and all kinds of voices came out of his mouth, which seemed to be magical.
The family of four soon fell asleep, the man's snoring sounded, the woman's voice coaxing the young child gradually disappeared, and in the darkness thought of the sound of the mouse crawling, and knocked over the basin.
Then, someone shouted, "It's on fire!"
This is Qin Ze's own voice.
The climax of this ventriloquist performance came, first the cries of the young couple, the crying of the two children, and in a moment, all kinds of noisy sounds sounded, hundreds of people were calling for help, many dogs were barking, many children were distressed, and countless kinds of sounds densely spit out from Qin Ze's mouth, evolving into a chaotic scene in a fire.
More than 500 employees in the audience have different expressions, carefully classified: shocked, stunned, stunned, worshipped, and slumped!
That's about it.
At this moment, the employees had infinite admiration for Qin Zesheng in their hearts.
Even though Qin Ze doesn't like to talk to employees very much, and never holds meetings to instill chicken soup for the soul, his charm has always made female employees' legs weak, and male employees sincerely admire him.
In the music world, Mr. Qin said that I can't write songs and compose music, and other musicians have to kneel down and say: Big man, you are humble.
In the stock market, Mr. Qin said that I would not speculate in stocks, and retail investors had to kneel down and say: What is a stock, I have never heard of it.
Now there is one more, in the ventriloquist world, Mr. Qin said that I don't know ventriloquism, and countless girls are going to kneel down and say: The big guy asks to teach the world's first ventriloquist secret!
My boss is awesome +1
My boss is awesome +2
......
My boss is old +10086
At the first table, Pei Nanman shook his head speechlessly, and the smile of Mona Lisa?
Non-existent, this is Ultraman, or a metamorphosis from the M78 nebula.
Wang Zijin asked his girlfriend in a low voice: "Baby, Aze will do this?"
Qin Baobao looked confused.
Wang Zijin was puzzled: "You don't know, he has learned this before, otherwise he wouldn't be so powerful." ”
"I, I'm ......" Qin Baobao was speechless.
How do I know, I don't even know that he can write songs and compose music, I don't even understand the fact that he doesn't agree with each other and becomes a god, what do I know?
Wang Zijin was speechless and said: "It seems that I don't know, your sister is really sloppy." ”
A stab in the heart.
Qin Baobao: "......"
Su Yu said: "After all, it's just a sister, it's not in the way if you're sloppy." ”
Heart-piercing +2
Qin Baobao: "......"
Su Yu's words changed: "Doesn't someone know." ”
Wang Zijin suddenly narrowed his peach blossom eyes, "You want to take care of it?"
Su Teddy took drugs today?
Qin Baobao counterattacked: "You are an outsider, you are too talkative." ”
Su Yuqiao's face flashed with anger, and she said in her heart, Lao Niang is an outsider?
Su Yu sneered: "It's not certain who is an outsider." ”
Qin Baobao: "What do you mean?" ”
Wang Zijin: "Make it clear. ”
In the middle of every inch, the killing machine skyrocketed.
Su Yu: "........"
She coaxed.
immediately set his eyes on Pei Nanman, but Pei Nanman enjoyed Qin Ze's ventriloquism with great interest, and was in no mood to deal with the intrigue of the three women.
Below the stage, not far away.
The two videographers trembled with excitement and exchanged ears.
"I feel like it's going to be hot, hanging and exploding the sky, such a superb ventriloquist performance, it must be on fire on the Internet. ”
"I will post the video on Weibo. ”
"No, my Weibo post. ”
"To each his own. ”
"By the way," the young videographer looked at the middle-aged videographer, "do you think that this ventriloquist has a strong sense of déjà vu?" ”
The middle-aged videographer shook his head: "I don't think so." ”
The young videographer said, "I can't remember it for a while, but it always feels familiar." ”