As a result, after the black fat teacher said something on stage, Xiao Peng patted Yang Meng's shoulder: "Brother, my stomach is upset, I'll go to the toilet, you wait for me, come back immediately." ”

Yang Meng was confused: "Why did you run out as soon as you started class?" What did she just say?"

"Oh, it's nothing, it's just self-introduction or something, I can't hold it back. No, I'll go to the toilet first. After speaking, Xiao Peng was about to run out holding his stomach.

Yang Meng was even more confused: "The strange thing about Zhen Nima, one side of the water and the other side of the people, I haven't seen you diarrhea after knowing each other for so many years, why did your health deteriorate after arriving in Brazil?

Xiao Peng waved his hand: "I don't know what's going on, no, I'll go to the toilet quickly!"

"Come back quickly! I'm counting on you to translate!" Yang Meng said hurriedly.

Xiao Peng ran out of the smoke, and Cristiani was seeing Xiao Peng outside: "Huh, why did you come out?"

"Oh, I forgot something outside, I'm going to get it!" After Xiao Peng finished answering the question, he took the elevator and drove away. When he arrived in the hall, the front desk lady Morena greeted him and pretended not to hear him, so she ran out.

After he escaped from the office building, he saw a street park next to it, so he walked in and found a bench to lie on it and bask in the sun, which was very comfortable.

Well, fortunately, Brasilia is the capital of Brazil, and the security can be called the best place in the big cities of Brazil, so it is really not a problem for Xiao Peng to lie down like this. Try Rio de Janeiro?

Xiao Peng didn't sit there for long, and before he finished smoking a cigar, he saw a figure rushing over: "Brother Peng!

Who is it Yang Meng? I saw him looking at Xiao Peng with an angry face. And he's shirtless now, and he doesn't know where to go for a long time.

Xiao Peng shrugged: "Isn't that what you like? What happened later?"

"Hmph, you know!, I'll just say that what the black girls started to say wasn't self-introduction!" Yang Meng said indignantly.

Xiao Peng laughed, it is true that the class is indeed run by the government, and it is also true that it is indeed a formal training course! But there is one serious problem, that is, what is the training of that class?

The content includes how to make guests willingly bring a 'small umbrella', how to protect themselves when they encounter bad guests, how to go for a physical examination on time, what kind of guests are XING patients, and how to make guests more satisfied with their service, what position of guests is more sensitive, and what kind of methods can be used to make guests 'work' faster。。。。。。

Xiao Peng has never heard of such a training course in his life, and sure enough, the national conditions are different, and the government departments handle such training institutions, is this Nima a fantasy? If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Xiao Peng wouldn't have believed it was true at all!

After Xiao Peng listened to the introduction of the black aunt, he ran away directly. What's more, it's no wonder that Morena's expression was a little strange when she saw Xiao Peng and the two, and she let the two of them in to listen to the free class. Feelings, she thought Xiao Peng and Yang Meng were a couple!

Can't you people be simpler? We are friends, but it doesn't mean that we are GAY! Why do two men make them think so cranky when they are together?

Well, in fact, it's really not strange that Morena thinks about it, it's hard not to think about it when two men go to such a place and say that they are interested in training courses, okay? Men who specialize in serving men here are not uncommon, and the two of them are also thought of in this way。。。。。。

Yang Meng said indignantly: "As soon as you went out, that old lady took out a plastic fake JJ, I don't know what to say on it, but look at what part of the posture is talking about sensitivity or something, I was dumbfounded when I saw it." What kind of thing is this Nima? I didn't expect that woman to hold that stick and put it in her mouth and start teaching by word and deed! While making a voice and making an expression, this special picture is spicy!"

After hearing this, Xiao Peng stretched out a thumbs up: "You can do it! You can sit still! I admire you very much! Master!"

After hearing this, Yang Meng went to Xiao Peng's side, Xiao Peng's cigarette was placed on the bench, and he picked it up and lit it: "I'm not stupid, I got up and wanted to leave as soon as I saw this situation, but the old woman was excited when she saw me, and she didn't know what she said, a group of women came up and grabbed me and didn't let me go, so I had to go to the podium! You don't know how crazy those women are, my clothes are all torn for me! I am lucky to be fast, otherwise my pants would not have been saved!"

Xiao Peng couldn't hold it back, and laughed wildly, laughing too exaggeratedly, and the pedestrians next to him all stopped to watch.

Yang Meng looked aggrieved: "Brother Peng, you are not righteous, you already knew that you ran away like this, you just want to see me laugh, right?"

Xiao Peng shrugged: "Don't you like girls? There are so many girls there, you must be satisfied." It's too late for you to be happy!"

Yang Meng said helplessly: "Okay, you are my brother, you are awesome." Let's leave Brasilia and go to São Paulo or Rio de Janeiro, it's not fun!"

Xiao Peng smiled: "Actually, there are a lot of fun places in the satellite cities of Brasilia, but we have to run too far, just like you said, let's go to Rio or Sao Paulo to go crazy for a few days, crazy enough, let's go to Amazon!"

Yang Meng jumped up directly after hearing this: "I'll go buy a plane ticket!"

Xiao Peng stopped him: "Don't worry, let's do something before that!"

Yang Meng said: "I know, I know, I'm going to buy a dress to wear!"

Xiao Peng gave him a blank look: "What kind of clothes to buy, where is this? It's Brasilia, don't you go to their national stadium when you come to Brasilia? Isn't that a brain disease? Anyway, you have to buy some of their original national team jerseys, isn't it?"

"I went, I almost forgot about this stubble, damn it, it made the group of old ladies just now stupid. Walking, walking, but I'll buy a dress first. You can't go to the gym shirtless!" Yang Meng said.

Xiao Peng pouted: "Isn't this what you like?

Yang Meng was not ashamed to hear this, and stretched his muscles: "I just like South American girls, with taste and aesthetic vision!"

"Fuck off, don't be so thick-skinned!" Xiao Peng scolded with a smile.

Having said that, when you get to Brazil, you can understand how popular Chinese products are, especially clothes, more than 99% of the clothes here are MADEINCHINA. Yang Meng bought a Chinese-made football jersey to wear on his body. Blue and white stripes that read 'MESSI10', Messi's jersey for the Argentine national team。。。。。。

"Dude, are you deliberately stirring up trouble? Why did you find a 'Mos' jersey to wear on your body? Aren't you afraid that people here will beat you?" Xiao Peng asked. Messi is pronounced 'Mos' in Spanish.

Brazil and Argentina are neighbors, but they are definitely mortal enemies, and the main reason for this is football. Both countries are world-class football powerhouses, and the match between them was Mars hitting Earth. The two countries are definitely bitter rivals. Yang Meng is wearing Messi's jersey in Brazil, isn't this a provocation?

Listening to Xiao Peng's words, Yang Meng looked innocent: "I just like Messi, what's wrong with wearing his jersey? Besides, I'm not the only one on the streets of Brazil who wears Messi's jersey." Someone else wears it, too! I don't think there's anything wrong with it, right?"

Xiao Peng said helplessly: "People are Brazilians, of course it's okay to wear a Messi jersey." But if we're wearing Messi's jersey, isn't that a fault?"

Yang Meng shrugged: "Then what should I do?

"Find the fault, find the fault!" Xiao Peng laughed: "Help me buy a Riquelme!

So the two Chinese people who wore the core jerseys of Argentina's two generations of midfielders took a car to the National Stadium in Brasilia.

This time, the gap was directly visible------ taxi driver treated the two very poorly, even if Xiao Peng spoke Portuguese. also crackled Xiao Peng down.

There is still a big gap between Brazilian Portuguese and authentic Portuguese, and the Portuguese and Brazilians laugh at each other's accents. Originally, Xiao Peng was an Oriental face after all, and he had not enjoyed this kind of treatment, which was good. Because I wore the Argentine jersey, I also enjoyed this treatment。。。。。

When they arrived at the sports supermarket in the National Stadium in Brasilia, Xiao Peng and the two started the procurement mode again, and the two of them bought the genuine jerseys and signed football star shoes.

By the time they walked out of the National Stadium in Brasilia, the two had already become fans of the Brazilian team, one Neymar and the other Thiago Silva.

And the two of them directly won the friendly attitude of the Brazilian people, and everywhere they went, there were people who gave them a thumbs up. Tsk, this Brazilian people are too realistic, right?

The two of them were not in a hurry to get to the plane. Just stay in Brasilia for one night, but since it is not a match day, there are no taxis near the Brasilia National Stadium, and someone pointed the way to the hotel area on the side of 3rd Street, which is not far from the National Stadium of Vallicia, so the two simply walked around and went to -3rd Street.

"Hey, it's you!" As soon as Xiao Peng and the two arrived at -3 Street, someone greeted them, and Xiao Peng saw that it was a Brazilian girl. Xiao Peng and Yang Meng glanced at each other, they didn't know each other!

Looking at the expressions of Xiao Peng and the others, the girl grinned, and suddenly took out a piece of cloth from her pocket, which said 'KENZO', Yang scratched her head fiercely: "Why does it look familiar?"

Xiao Peng glanced at him: "Isn't this the clothes you just wore?"

Yang Meng came back to his senses and looked at the girl with a look of fear: "Damn, Brother Peng, this is one of those people who picked up my clothes just now!"

Seeing the two muttering, the girl didn't understand and was a little anxious: "Do you know how to speak Portuguese?"

Xiao Peng didn't want to think about it: "No!" He didn't want to make trouble for himself.

Yang Meng and the girl together: "。。。。。。 ”

Xiao Peng sighed: "Okay, I'm just joking to adjust the atmosphere." ”

The girl generously gave Xiao Peng and each of them a veneer gift, some people say that Brazilians are the best at kissing, and because of this, they meet and break up with each other, even if they just met.

"My name is Fabiana, and it's a pleasure to meet you. The girl said generously.

Xiao Peng scratched his head: "My name is Xiao Peng, this is Yang Meng, he doesn't understand Portuguese." So I don't know what you're talking about, but we're glad to meet you。。。。。。 He really didn't know what to talk to the girl: "What, do you live here?"

Fabiana was stunned for a moment when she heard this, and suddenly laughed: "No, no, no, I don't live here, I work here!"

"Here?" Xiao Peng looked up and saw a restaurant on the side of the road, Xiao Peng pointed to the café: "You work here?

Fabiana's expression was a little embarrassed: "No, no, no, I don't work here, I work on this street." After speaking, he pointed to the street, Xiao Peng looked, well, there are many girls standing here. Feelings: This is the place to stand on the street。。。。。。

Fabiana said: "This is -3rd Street, the largest red light district in Brasilia, we Brazilian JI women are legal, but JI is not legal, so everyone still chooses to solicit customers here, believe me, I don't dare to come here to work if I am not beautiful." It's very competitive. ”

After hearing this, Xiao Peng looked at the big-faced butts on the street. Well, the aesthetic is a little different.

At this time, Xiao Peng saw an interesting scene, a girl standing on the street talked with an old man for a long time, it should have been negotiated the price, and then the two walked to the restaurant next to them together.

"I'll go!" Xiao Peng was shocked, "Fabiana, how can you still go to the restaurant to have a bang? This is too wild, isn't it? Is this an extra meal for the people who eat in the restaurant?"

Fabiana laughed happily after hearing this: "Xiao, you are such an interesting person, what are you thinking." You can bang in a tree, in a car, on a park bench in Brazil and no one cares about you, but trust me, no one is going to go to a restaurant, especially a street restaurant where you make a living. Our girls here don't just offer bed-to-bed service, they can have coffee and finish their meals together. After all, is it boring to eat alone sometimes? You two should go talk to Carlos and Roberto. ”

"Carlos, Roberto, what are they doing?" Xiao Peng asked curiously.

"Oh, just like you, it's a pair of GAY, and they're all here to solicit customers, don't worry, we don't discriminate against you, there are several shemales on this street. We are free Brazil here. No one will discriminate against you。。。。。。 ”

Xiao Peng's teeth were about to be crushed, and he said word by word: "The two of us are not GAY!"

"Don't lie to me, don't worry, you don't have to hide yourself on this street, we are all partners who work together!"

Xiao Peng was completely speechless, does this person have a problem with his brain? Why can't he listen to people!

"Look, you're still wearing a couple's outfit, aren't you?"

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