Chapter 37: A Fart
Coincidentally, as soon as the two entered the house, there was a loud thunder outside, and Migo walked to the floor-to-ceiling window and looked out the window.
The already gloomy sky was even more overwhelmed, and with the sound of thunder, the sky cracked, and the lightning slashed towards Mi Guo like a golden arrow, illuminating her little face.
Mi Guo was so frightened that his face turned white, and he immediately closed his eyes and covered his ears and shouted: "Ahhh
"Then don't stand so close" Lu Jingheng hurriedly pulled up the curtains, seeing that the lightning hit so close, somehow he thought it would split the rice crackers, he was really shocked.
Mi Guo closed his eyes and groped around in panic, "Boss, where are you? My eyes hurt so much, what should I do? Am I going to be blind!?"
Lu Jingheng squatted and grabbed her shoulders, gently opened her eyelids, her pupils constricted, and then slowly enlarged after seeing that they were opened, and breathed a sigh of relief, "Do you see it now?"
Mi Guo rolled his eyes, blinked, raised his hand to touch Lu Jingheng's face in front of him, and said like a catastrophe: "I saw it, huh~ I really scared me to death, my little heart was fluttering"
"Okay, the lightning just now was too close, so my eyes were temporarily stimulated, let's go up, there may be a typhoon tonight"
Mi Guo took Lu Jingheng's hand and followed him upstairs, hearing him say this, he was a little scared: "Ah, a typhoon, it sounds so scary."
"What's so scary, you don't have to hear anything when the quilt is covered"
Migo glanced up at him and said silently, "But my hearing is relatively normal."
Lu Jingheng: What does "......" mean? Does this mean that his hearing is abnormal?
After washing, Lu Jingheng helped Mi Guo cover the quilt, "Sleep, good night"
"Oh"
Ten minutes later, Migo opened her sparkling eyes, and she couldn't sleep. It's not as comfortable as lying down there is the boss.
But her intuition told her that the boss couldn't just sleep there, like a reason.
Gu Lu rolled his eyes, and Mi Go's little head was running at high speed.
'Knock knock'
In the room, Lu Hengjing tapped on the keyboard on the notebook without squinting, "Come in, why haven't you slept yet?"
Mi Guo, who had received permission, pushed open the door and walked in, familiarly placing the pillow in his hand next to the large dark pillow.
Then he trembled and said: "Boss, the thunder outside is so scary, I'm so scared that I can't sleep, can I sleep here? Yes, thank you, boss~ Then I'll sleep here."
After shaking her head and answering herself, Xiaomiguo climbed into bed, lifted the quilt and lay in.
Lu Hengjing glanced back at the little girl who covered her head with the quilt over her head, revealing only strands of blonde hair.
Again? Are you going to be stationed here?
Outside the window, the wind is howling, the thunderstorm is blowing, the garbage cans are tumbling, the debris is flying in the air, people are stumbling in the wind and rain, and there is a mess everywhere.
However, there was a hint of comfort in the room, and suddenly thunder was interspersed with a loud noise that broke the harmonious atmosphere.
"Poof~!!"
"Oh hehehe"
Mi Guo covered his mouth with his little hand and snickered in the quilt, his head came out of the quilt and looked at Lu Jingheng beside him, smiling wildly, "Boss, how can you let out such a loud fart, hahaha laughed at me~"
(?????)
Lu Jingheng was speechless and squinted at the trembling rice crackers.
"Are you stupid?"
"I'm not stupid, what are you doing, it's your fart. Lying flat on the bed, Migo ignored his gaze, stared directly at the ceiling and blinked meaninglessly, and said seriously, "I didn't fart." ”
Who else is it not you? You still don't admit it! Lu Jingheng lifted the quilt and sat up, turning his head to stare at her.
"As a punishment for lying and framing others, now I order you to go back to your room, I don't leave lying children here to sleep"
Mi Guo jumped up and lay on Lu Jingheng's back, flattering, "I was joking with you just now, don't take it seriously, it's my fart, I'm fart." ”
With a sneer, Lu Jingheng glanced at her, "Really?"
"Yes, yes, yes, I put it, it's all my fault, let's go to sleep, it's so late that I won't sleep anymore at dawn" Mi Guo nodded again and again and leaned back on his shoulder, she didn't want to go back to her room.
So, the room fell silent again, two minutes later.
"Boss, I just thought of a name that fits that fart well, do you want to listen to it?"
“… Don't" Lu Jingheng was lying flat, but after listening to her words, he suddenly turned his back to her and named his fart?
Mi Guo slowly moved towards his back like an earthworm, clinging to him and saying to himself, "What do you think of the 'Earth Spring Thunder Cannon'?
Pursing his thin lips, Lu Jingheng couldn't bear to open his eyes and grit his teeth: "Yes! It's very consistent, a fart, you talk to me about temperament, you are really talented! Do you want to add another crack in front, huh!?"
Come on, hurt each other, I'm afraid you won't make it!!
Just now he felt a visibly strong vibration of the bed, and he wondered if the poor quality bed would collapse by this fart...
LU JINGHENG WAS SECRETLY ANNOYED, HE WAS ACTUALLY AFFECTED BY THIS LITTLE GUY, AND HE BEGAN TO GET UP ON A FART.
"Ahh
Lu Jingheng turned around and covered Mi Guo's mouth, and sneered: "If you don't sleep again, I'll throw you out, and the wild dogs will take you away" actually told him like a mentally retarded person, how can this be true!
"Uh-huh." Mi Guo grabbed his big hand, shook his head with wide eyes, why did he suddenly turn his face, wasn't it a pleasant conversation just now??
If Lu Jingheng knew what she was thinking, eighty percent would vomit blood, where could he see that he was very happy, didn't he want to see her if he didn't see him turn his back!?
"Close your eyes! sleep!" Lu Jingheng ordered.
Mi Guo immediately lay down and closed his eyes and pretended to be a corpse, not even daring to breathe.
So, Lu Jingheng's world is finally quiet...