Chapter 382: It's all up to the editor

In the Qin Palace, the First Emperor and Xiahou are sitting diagonally opposite each other, and the warblers are singing and dancing in the main hall, the orchestra is pleasant, and the dancing posture is moving, but the ministers are all solemn, staring at the dancing queen, and dare not speak loudly.

"I don't know if this mortal dance can enter the eyes of the immortals?" the dancing queen stepped back, and the First Emperor asked with a smile.

Xiahou Zheng shook his head and said with a little dissatisfaction: "I don't understand this, on weekdays, the master participates in His Majesty's Immortal Banquet and never takes me there, just blindly let me do alchemy." ”

Anyway, no one could pierce him, and Xiahou was starting to flicker hard.

The First Emperor keenly captured the message that Xiahou was about to convey to him: Your Majesty's Immortal Banquet!

"Could it be that this immortal's master is a certain immortal monarch in the sky?" people like to speculate in their hearts when the information is vague, and now His Majesty the First Emperor has also begun to make up for it.

The First Emperor said, "Who is the master of the immortals?"

Xiahou Zheng just shook his head and didn't say much, it was okay before, if it was specific to a certain immortal monarch in the sky, he would really be difficult to make up, although he was sure to deceive them, but it would be troublesome if he found out.

Another dancing girl came up, and the First Emperor had a lot of questions, but now it should be the key to asking, "Is there anything that the immortals need my help with, even if you ask, I will definitely do my best to satisfy." ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty, but there is something I need Your Majesty's help with. Xiahou Zheng nodded, and said with a little resentment: "The master said that I was greedy and reckless, so I could take shortcuts, but I was on the left side, so I sealed my memory of alchemy, and let me go down to earth to go again, and I can only go back if I refine the elixir." ”

After Xia Hou finished speaking, he sighed, knocked on his forehead, and said helplessly: "The master has sealed my memory, everything has to start all over again, how easy is it to refine it into an elixir?"

The immortals for various reasons are the most commonly heard stories about immortals in the land of China, and Xiahou Zheng can't make up new ideas, anyway, they are all fake, so they will make it up reasonably.

After Xiahou Zheng walked out of Qinling, he couldn't find any of the materials needed for the Immortal Pill, so he was depressed and decided to make up for the knowledge of medicinal materials first, and refine some ordinary pills to practice his hands.

But he didn't have the materials and pills to refine ordinary pills, so Xiahou Zheng came to the foot of Lishan Mountain and found the people of Beiyan Mountain.

The people of Beiyanshan also intended to meet with Xiahou Zheng, hoping that he would not interfere with Yi Xiaochuan's affairs, for example, Su Su had already done it, so Xiahou Zheng easily found him.

When Xiahou Zheng asked the people of Beiyanshan for a few Danfangs, the people of Beiyanshan, who calculated Cui Wenzi's fate, just hesitated and gave it to him, and Xiahouzheng also asked him for some simple formations by the way, but they were only basics, including Danfang.

"Immortals will definitely be able to refine the elixir. Although the First Emperor was disappointed that Xiahou Zheng could not directly refine the elixir, he still spoke comfortingly, after all, this was the first immortal he could meet, which gave him hope for his immortal wish.

"Haha, that's right. Xiahou was laughing, laughing with the pride of the successful plan, "The master doesn't know, long before I came down, he put an elixir of longevity in the mortal world, how could it be difficult for me?"

"And according to the fortune calculation I asked my friends before I came down, as long as ten years, I will be able to go back again, and what I have refined is still an elixir, which will definitely surprise the master at that time. Xiahou Zheng looked like he had succeeded in his plan and got carried away.

"Immortals, I don't know what ······ after the elixir is refined" The First Emperor wanted to speak and stopped.

"What, do you need it?" asked Xiahou Zheng in surprise.

"Who doesn't need the elixir?" said the First Emperor, "You immortals who can live forever don't need it." ”

"I also ask the immortals to give an elixir after refining it. "The First Emperor is really willing to pay anything for the elixir, and at this time he is saluting to Xiahou, and his sleeves are almost touching the floor.

"Don't you want to go to heaven and become an immortal?, do you want to be an immortal emperor?" asked Xiahou Zheng with a look of even more surprise.

"Heaven has become an immortal?" The First Emperor's breathing immediately became short, and the ministers in the palace also noticed this, and the First Emperor asked in disbelief: "Can I also become an immortal?" ”

"With your merits, it is not difficult to become an immortal. Xiahou Zheng nodded, and gave an example, "Before I came down, Zhou Wu Wang Ji Fa happened to ask my master for a pill, and I still refined the pot of pills for him." ”

"King Wu of Zhou can become an immortal, and I can naturally become an immortal. The First Emperor laughed, he always thought that his merits surpassed those of the Three Emperors and the Five Emperors, not to mention King Wu of Zhou, which was far inferior to his.

"What is the position of King Wu of Zhou in the heavens?" the First Emperor began to say.

"I don't have a position, I'm just an idle fairy, at ease. Xiahou said casually.

"He's King Wu of Zhou, how can he ······?"

Hearing this, Xiahou Zheng retorted: "Could it be that the Jade Emperor should give up the throne to King Wu of Zhou? He is just the emperor of one room." ”

Xiahou Zheng's simple words made the First Emperor stagnate, this is a very simple truth, everyone understands, but the treatment of King Wu of Zhou may be his treatment, he doesn't want to be a carefree idle immortal.

"Is that soup ······ "The First Emperor has a lot of questions, and he is extremely urgent about the news from heaven.

"Well, don't ask too much about this, I can't say any more. Xiahou shook his head and didn't continue to speak, looking secretive.

The First Emperor's eyes rolled, "Immortal, I remember that you just mentioned the Immortal Emperor, I don't know this Immortal Emperor?"

"You asked me for an elixir, I thought you didn't want to go to heaven and wanted to be an immortal emperor in the mortal world!"

He made up so much, just to make it reasonable for the First Emperor to help him obediently, in order to increase the rationality, he even made up that the emperor could become an immortal by merit, of course, he knew that people like the First Emperor would not be willing to be an idle immortal with no power and power, and would definitely choose to be an immortal emperor.

In addition, Xiahou Zheng deliberately combined the heavenly system with the mortal world, and let the First Emperor go to heaven to worship the Jade Emperor, so he couldn't let go of it.

Of course, Xiahou Zheng was able to deceive him, not because he had a low IQ, but because he had limited vision, he didn't know anything about the immortals at all, and he couldn't see clearly, so he could only say what Xiahou was saying.

"I want to be an immortal emperor. The First Emperor's eyes were hot.

"This ······" Xiahou Zheng hesitated slightly, for a reason: "I have to bring the elixir back to the master and hand it over, otherwise there is no way to hand it over." ”

It's a pity that the immortal in front of him has already made him jealous just by the means that he has already shown, otherwise the First Emperor would really have a little bit of the meaning of directly taking down the torture of the Immortal Pill.

The First Emperor promised: "The immortals can refine a few more elixirs, I only need one, and I will fully support the immortals, the immortals should return to the sky as soon as possible, I can provide the immortals with materials for alchemy, no matter what the immortals need, I promise to find them for the immortals, no need for the immortals." ”

"Okay, when the time comes, I'll keep one after refining and pretend to be careless. Xiahou was entangled for a long time, and finally agreed in the expectant eyes of the First Emperor.

"Thank you to the immortals, thank you to the immortals. "The First Emperor has the hope of immortality, and he is grateful again and again.

This big pie is painted in the past, even the first emperor of the ages can't keep calm, after all, it's an elixir.

The ministers below also had hot eyes, and their minds became active, thinking about how to get closer to the immortals, and then get an elixir.