Chapter 502, being spoofed by a teddy dog!
"Really?"
Li Zhifan was skeptical, "No, I have to make sure that I really have breakfast first!"
Li Rui couldn't cry or laugh: "There is an ordering phone on the hotel table, you can call to call for food when you come back, anyway, the money is paid by the program team." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"That's not bad!" Li Zhifan rolled his eyes and saw that there was really a menu for ordering food on the bedside table, so he yawned and pulled his hair, "Let's go, go and call the next one!"
Li Zhifan under the camera is unkempt, wearing slippers and pajamas, without hairstyle or makeup, but it does not affect his appearance, but gives people a pure natural sense of intimacy.
But if you want to see what he does, the audience may not think so.
In the first issue of the original "Extreme Challenge", there were several ways to wake up, although Li Zhifan provided this idea to the program team, he did not provide them with a specific implementation plan, and everything relied on their own secondary creation.
"Draw a card, huh?"
Li Zhifan stood in the corridor, and he didn't know who was in the room, and after asking Li Rui, he first pulled out one from a pile of room cards in her left center, and then rushed out one from the piece of paper in her right hand, looked at it and said: "609, feed the mustard ointment......"
Li Zhifan's face suddenly changed greatly, with some schadenfreude in surprise, pointing to the camera and saying, "It's so cruel, you guys are really ...... It's so cruel, how can there be such a guest? Fortunately, it's not me!"
"Hey, I don't know who this 609 lives in, don't be Brother Shi Lei and Brother Yue, they are not easy to deal with!
"Let's go!"
Entering the elevator and going up from the fourth floor to the sixth floor, Li Zhifan showed a nervous look in front of the camera, but his eyes were full of darkness, and there was even a bad smile.
After getting out of the elevator and looking for room 609, Li Zhifan stroked his chest, reached out and swiped the room card in front of the door.
"Didi!"
After a bang, the door opened a small crack.
Li Zhifan glanced back at the camera, looking like a thief, and then slowly pushed the door in.
"Shh
Li Zhifan gestured to the staff behind him, "Look who this is, I have a hunch, it's not an easy guest to deal with!"
When I came to the bed, I turned on the flashlight of my mobile phone and took a picture of the bed, and found that this person was actually very tightly covered.
Li Zhifan tiptoed open the cup, but found that what should have been the head was actually the foot.
"That's not right!"
Li Zhifan hurriedly walked towards the end of the bed, "The head is here!"
Just as he walked to the end of the bed, the person on the bed actually spoke, muttering, "Who? What time is it, what are you doing?"
Through his voice, Li Zhifan heard who the other party was, and hurriedly sat on the edge of the bed with a smile and said, "Brother Lei, it's me, Zhifan!"
"Zhifan, don't make trouble, let me sleep a little longer. ”
As soon as he heard that it was him, Zhou Shilei seemed to be relieved, his eyes closed and his head twisted, and he continued to sleep.
Li Zhifan unscrewed the mustard paste and said: "Brother Lei, they asked me to wake you up and gave you a punishment, if you can't afford it, you have to accept the punishment." ”
"Whatever, I'll talk about it later......"
Zhou Shilei muttered, not realizing that danger was coming.
As soon as his words fell, Li Zhifan suddenly stuffed the hose of mustard paste into his mouth, then squeezed it violently, and immediately bounced up from the bed in the next second, and pushed a staff member next to him to the edge of the bed.
The speed was so fast, the camera was staggering, and Li Rui was crazy.
"Hah...... Phew!"
Zhou Shilei's eyes widened suddenly, his drowsiness disappeared without a trace in an instant, and he sat up from the bed and vomited.
The lights in the room were turned on, and several cameramen outside all walked in, standing in different directions and shooting at Zhou Shilei.
"Hahaha......"
Zhou Shilei stuck out his tongue and kept panting, and the pair of small eyes in the past were now as big as a bull's eye, looking back and forth for the culprit.
Li Zhifan stood at the head of the bed and quietly pointed at the staff member who was pushed in front of Zhou Shilei.
Zhou Shilei immediately directed his anger at the poor staff member, pointing at him and saying incomplete: "You...... It's you ......."
"It's not me!
Only then did the staff react and hurriedly waved their hands to prepare to escape.
But Li Zhifan stopped behind him and maliciously pushed him, so that the staff member did not stand firmly, not only sat on the edge of Zhou Shilei's bed, but also touched the mustard paste in his hand.
Zhou Shilei grabbed him, but he didn't get angry, shook his head and said in pain: "Help me...... Help me to the bathroom!"
The staff immediately reached out to help, and Li Zhifan also came up to "pretend to be kind" to help.
Zhou Shilei got up and rushed into the bathroom in three steps and two steps, turned on the faucet and began to rinse his mouth.
Behind Li Zhifan.
Director Li Rui said faintly: "Why are you planting someone Xiao Wang." ”
"Who told you to do this?"
Li Zhifan pursed his lips, "Who is Brother Shi Lei, he is the master who has played an undercover agent, a spy, and a black boss, and dares to single-handedly hold a semi-automatic shotgun and point it at the opponent's head." ”
What he said are all the images and clips that Zhou Shilei has performed in film and television dramas.
These stalks are also familiar to the majority of netizens and TV audiences, especially at the moment when emojis are hot, these clips of Zhou Shilei were taken out separately as emojis, but they made him popular for a long time.
"Poof!"
Zhou Shilei rinsed his mouth and came out wiping his face.
I thought he would lose his temper with angry eyes, but who knew that as soon as he opened his mouth, he laughed: "What are you doing? What do you mean? Teasing me?"
"Wake you up!"
Li Zhifan stepped forward with a smile and said, "I can't help the task given by the program team!"
"Oh, so you kid squeezed it for me?"
Zhou Shilei pointed at Li Zhifan, and it seemed that he could swing his fist over in the next second.
Li Zhifan didn't look afraid at all, and said with a smile: "Hurry up and get dressed! It's you who will wake up the next guest, and you also have a way to trick them." ”
"Oh! That's pretty much it!"
Zhou Shilei balanced a little in his heart, and immediately stretched out his hand to the camera, "Take it to me, who am I doing?"
Li Rui stretched out his hands: "Teacher Zhou Shilei, please draw lots." ”
Zhou Shilei smiled very happily, and said with a treacherous expression: "Come on, let me see who is unlucky next." ”
"502, lick your face with a puppy......"
Seeing these two cards, Zhou Shilei was curious, "Do we still have puppies?"
Li Rui beckoned, and a staff member outside immediately walked in with a teddy that was only 20 cm in size, and the teddy had something similar to a mask on his mouth.
"Yo Yo Yo!"
When Zhou Shilei saw this teddy, he immediately laughed happily, "Isn't this Fu Biao?" ”
Li Zhifan and the other staff couldn't stop laughing when they heard it, and it is estimated that when this episode of the show is broadcast, Fu Biao will have a new nickname, called Teddy.
Zhou Shilei looked at the room card in his hand and pondered: "502? This seems to be Wang Ye's room, right? Let's take a walk, let's take care of him." ”
"I'm not going!"
Li Zhifan waved his hand, he still wanted to go back to sleep and go back to sleep!
"Why don't you go?"
Zhou Shilei didn't let him, and dragged him out, "You woke me up, just forget it?" go, you accompany me to toss Wang Ye, and then let you go!"
No way, Li Zhifan had to follow Zhou Shilei downstairs.
Anyway, his room has to go down to the fourth floor, so it's better to follow along.
The two of them tiptoed out of the elevator, through the window of the corridor, they could see that it was still dark outside, September had entered autumn, the silence before the dawn, but there was a mystery behind it......
"Oooo
Zhou Shilei walked to the door of room 502 and reached out and knocked directly.
Li Zhifan immediately went up to pull him: "What are you doing? Brother Lei, how to trick him when you wake him up." ”
Zhou Shilei suddenly realized: "Oh, yes, yes, forget!
He patted his head before pulling out the door card and swiping it in front of the door.
It was still two ticks, and as soon as the door opened a small crack, I heard the earth-shattering snoring sound inside.
"I'll go!"
Zhou Shilei and Li Zhifan made the action of blocking their ears at the same time.
Facing the camera, Zhou Shilei said: "This kid's snoring is too loud." ”
Li Zhifan said: "Whoever sleeps with him is unlucky, and I don't know how his daughter-in-law can bear him." ”
Zhou Shilei smiled unintentionally: "No wonder his daughter-in-law divorced him, other husbands and wives can't sleep well after tossing for a night, they can't sleep for a night." ”
Gotcha, the old driver drove.
But this sentence must be cut, won't releasing it expose Wang Ye's divorce?
Originally, Li Zhifan still wanted to slowly push the door in, just like dealing with Zhou Shilei just now, but he didn't expect Zhou Shilei to be resolute, pushed the door open, and walked to the side of the bed in a few steps.
Wang Ye still had a humidifier on in his room, his upper body was exposed outside the quilt, and he was wearing this white vest, snoring in all directions.
Li Zhifan handed Teddy who had taken off his mask to Zhou Shilei and said, "Brother Lei, it's up to you." ”
After saying that, he fled the camera and prepared to watch the show on the sidelines.
Zhou Shilei had a wicked smile on his face...... No, it was a cruel smile, picked up Teddy and walked to the bed, put it next to Wang Ye's head, and said to Teddy: "Come, baby, lick his face." ”
Teddy was really obedient, lowered his head and sniffed, then stretched out his tongue and licked Wang Ye's cheek.
Wang Ye was still asleep, but this behavior had disturbed his dreams, and he saw him dancing and pushing in the air for a long time, putting his arm on his forehead, covering his face and preventing Teddy from "harassing him".
Teddy turned around Wang Ye, and suddenly! An unexpected scene happened.
The little guy actually hugged Wang Ye's arm in an instant, stood upright next to his head, and the back half of his body began to shrug back and forth......
"Ah......h
Everyone present was stunned.
Li Zhifan, Zhou Shilei, Li Rui, photographers, and staff......
There is one counts as one, everyone forgot to breathe, and even forgot that this was a show, staring directly at Teddy and making obscene movements towards Wang Ye.
"I'll go!"
Wang Ye suddenly got up, and when he saw Teddy lying next to his head, his head was spinning very fast, and he reacted instantly, "Whose dog? Why did you poke me in the ear!"
"Poof!"
Everyone burst into laughter for a moment.
Zhou Shilei hahahahaha, laughing to death, and rolled directly on Wang Ye's bed.
Li Zhifan couldn't control himself, squatting on the side of the bed and laughing and couldn't stand up.
Wang Ye found the two of them, and then found the staff and cameras in the house, as well as the lights shining at him, and after being stunned for a few seconds, he quickly figured it out: "Oh, what about playing tricks on me? I said why is there a dog in my bed, I haven't slept all night, I'm afraid you will bully me." ”
Wang Ye sat up from the bed and said with annoyance: "Alas, I worried all night and urinated a piece, but I was still calculated by you!"
"Aha...... Ahh......h
Zhou Shilei said with an exaggerated smile that he couldn't breathe, and pointed at Wang Ye, "You, you...... Aha......"
"What's wrong with him? Didn't I just ......?"
Wang Ye subconsciously touched his face, and then asked, "Is it true that the dog licked my face?"
Li Zhifan stood up and covered his stomach: "Oh, no, I'll go back to the room first, you guys play slowly!"
"What's wrong, tell me?"
Wang Ye estimated that his lower body was not dressed, and he wanted to jump out of bed, but he had to cover it with a quilt, "Zhifan, don't you go?
Li Zhifan glanced at Zhou Shilei who was rolling on the bed, and then said, "Brother Lei ate a tube of mustard just now!"
"Huh?
Wang Ye felt inexplicable at first, but when he looked down at Zhou Shilei, who was laughing and alive, as if he was infected by a virus called "haha fart", he also began to tremble, laughed, laughed, and fell on the bed laughing......
……
Li Zhifan laughed all the way, returned to the room, and was still laughing on the bed.
Suddenly, he touched his pocket, annoyed that he had only gone out in his pajamas, and had not taken a picture of the scene with his phone.
However, those cameras must have been filmed, and when the time comes, they will come and send them to the letter reading group of the program group for everyone to enjoy and enjoy.
The soaked futon was thrown on the ground by Li Zhifan, but fortunately this is a suite, and there is a bed in it, although it is a single bed, but it is enough for sleeping back.
When Li Zhifan was woken up again, standing in front of him was Liu Zexin and his personal makeup artist and stylist.
"What time is it?"
Li Zhifan asked in a daze.
"Half past seven!"
"It's only half past seven?"
Li Zhifan yawned, "Let me sleep a little longer." ”
"Get up and put on makeup!"
Liu Zexin said, "Hurry up and gather in the hall downstairs after breakfast, it's not early, the task is very heavy today." ”
"Hmm!"
Li Zhifan turned his body and lay on his back facing the sky, and then said, "Let's put on makeup first!"
Seeing him like this, Liu Zexin shook his head helplessly, and said to the makeup artist and cameraman next to him: "Ali, you help him put on makeup first, Nana, you help him pick out his clothes first, and then do his hairstyle after painting makeup in a while." ”
The two immediately divided the work.
Ali looked at Li Zhifan sleeping on the bed, and helplessly took out a wet towel and began to wipe his face.
Many celebrities wear makeup like this in the morning, but for their makeup artists, there is an eerie feeling.