On that day, the people of Tai'an City saw a strange scene, they had heard of fresh clothes and angry horses, riding horses and whips, and they had never seen someone dragging a horse to swagger through the city. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

On that day, the palace maids and eunuchs saw a strange scene, they had heard of the palace test and the title of the gold list before, but they had never seen someone swimming in the tube river.

Wu Qingyuan pulled Lao Zhao into the palace, and when he saw the tube river that was praised by Qin Tianjian as "encompassing the royal luck", he was extremely excited, dropped Lao Zhao, rushed out with an arrow, his body took off in the air, took two steps in the air, and plunged into the tube river with a pop.

During his exile, he learned to swim in order to catch fish to fill his stomach, and he had always been afraid of water.

For a long time, the water surface was calm and silent, and when many palace maids and eunuchs thought that the maverick son had drowned in the river, Wu Qingyuan suddenly emerged from the water, shook the water droplets on his head, spit out a mouthful of river water, laughed twice, used his hands and feet together, tossed twice, and then began to ...... Scrub the shower.

I haven't taken a bath for many days, and before I see Your Majesty today, I always have to dress up.

The palace guards have begun to surround the tube river, and Wu Qingyuan, who is swimming in the river, has surrounded a flood, which coincides with the eventful autumn of the imperial court, and there are really people who don't have long eyes who are afraid of a long life, and they dare to swim in the moat at the foot of the palace, and it is light to cut off their heads on the spot.

The guards brushed out their waist knives, sharpened their knives, and looked at it, the guy who was swimming actually raised a token indifferently, the guards took a closer look, and they were frightened, and they knelt on one knee, bowed their heads and said nothing, obediently, and behaved obediently, but the token in their hands was scary, it was Wu Zhongtang's "national elder" token, which was specially issued by the Queen Mother, and could walk at will in the palace.

Wu Qingyuan was very satisfied with the reaction of the guards, hung the token on his neck from the new, and then began to continue to rub and swim in front of the public.

Fortunately, Wu Gongzi was thick-skinned enough, swam to the fullest, washed proudly, sang happily, climbed to the shore wet, took Lao Zhao as a cover, changed his outfit, took off the tattered clothes he was reluctant to lose, stuffed into the cloth bag on Lao Zhao's back, three years of travel when the worst, Wu Gongzi was not embarrassed to say, and the bare butt is generally the same, in order to put on clothes, he climbed over the courtyard wall of ordinary people to steal clothes on the clothes pole, was discovered, chased with a gun and a stick for half an hour, fortunately he was alert, hid in the land temple, lying on the beam, the atmosphere did not dare to come out, only to escape。

Although Wu Dagongzi has changed his clothes, he has also made up a lot of patches on the clothes he has changed, but this is the clothes that Wu Gongzi can handle the most.

After changing clothes, he took out a small mirror from his arms, took a small homemade comb, combed his hair very coquettishly, combed the hair of his temples, and pointed to the knife in the hand of a guard, nodded, and gestured to hand it over.

The guard didn't know what was going on, but he still handed over the waist knife, and the nobleman couldn't be offended.

Wu Qingyuan grabbed the blade of the knife with four fingers, touched the blade with the fingers of the eldest mother, nodded with satisfaction, and then scraped in front of everyone...... Whiskers.

The guards glanced at each other, and they all saw a meaning in each other's eyes - wonderful, talent, the heavens will descend to the people, and if you don't go to heaven, you will be sorry for the court's years of training for you.

After shaving his beard, Wu Qingyuan washed his face in the moat again and tidied up the clothes with patches on his body.

Looking at him again at this time, the little palace maids were shocked, this son ...... Finally a little human.

From the tattered schoolbag on his new back, which contained gifts for His Majesty, Wu Qingyuan pulled up Lao Zhao's reins, and thought about it, if you get me some moths again, it will be a loss of adults, fortunately he dropped the reins, he patted the schoolbag, made a whooshing sound, smiled with satisfaction, and entered the palace with his head held high.

Lao Zhao snorted and spewed out two hot breaths, with a look of disdain, look at your underwhelming appearance, you don't know what your surname is, virtue!

Wu Dagongzi didn't take long to pull down his face and was unhappy, he held the token in front of the Imperial City Division in front of the Qianqing Palace, and took out the Empress Dowager as a backer and couldn't enter the Qianqing Palace, because the serious and mighty Director of the Imperial City Division opposite held the Empress Dowager's decree in his hand, which was larger than his token and had a wide range of jurisdiction.

After Wu Qingyuan jumped and scolded in a weird way, the chief priest was even more determined, and he would never let Wu Dagongzi enter, and gave the other party a resolute expression of "I want to go in and step on my corpse" for free.

Wu Dagongzi is a person who has walked through the south, crossed the north, and drank the water of the Yangtze River, the hard one can't come to the soft one, a smiling face came up, and flattered: "The eldest man is gracious, today you give me convenience, and I can also bring you benefits in the future, my grandfather is Wu Changhe Wu Zhongtang, does the chief have any brothers and sisters in the family, and if you want to enter the court as an official or marry a big family, my old man can help, as long as I say a word to my old man." ”

The chief priest was expressionless and deaf, looking like your grandfather was the king of heaven.

Grand Master Wu was a little anxious, and scolded a swear word in the Western Regions-Ha Yamu.

This "Ha Ya Mu" originates from the Western Regions, and its meaning is probably the same as the most pleasant swear words in the Central Plains, involving the other party's elders and unspeakable genitals.

The chief knew from the other party's expression and tone that "Ha Ya Mu" was not a good word, but he didn't know what it meant, so he could only eat Coptis dumbly, and it was a secret loss to eat this.

Wu Dagongzi traveled south and north in three years, traveled the world's rivers and mountains, broadened his horizons, cultivated his sentiments, exercised his body, and realized the suffering of the people, and also learned a lot of local dialects, among which the scolding words are the fastest and most slippery, he is also willing to learn and like to learn, Wu Dagongzi enjoyed scolding others very happily, and the other party still looked confused.

As the saying goes, "I am born to be useful", Wu Dagongzi has always thought that he is a model of "born my food will be useless", until he learned the scolding dialects of various places, he was empowered and decided to write a "Guide to the Scolding Dialects of the World", and it was not in vain to come to the world, every time he thought of this, he was very proud.

Really good ambition, good feelings, such great ideals!

After scolding, he still couldn't enter the Qianqing Palace, Wu Qingyuan put his hands in the shape of a trumpet, opened his throat and shouted at the Qianqing Palace: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, I'm back!!"

In the Qianqing Palace, Li Yuanhao put down the books in his hand, picked up his crutches, and said, "Yu Qing, I heard someone shouting again." ”

The little eunuch pricked up his ears and replied, "Your Majesty, you heard it wrong, the slave didn't hear anything. ”

Recently, His Majesty's body is a little strange, and the injury is very fast, although he is still on crutches, his hands and feet are very sharp, and his sense of hearing, vision, and touch is very sensitive.

"Maybe I misheard. Li Yuanhao sat back, erected the book from the beginning, looked at two lines, and put the book down suddenly: "No, someone is indeed calling me, Yu Qing, you go out and have a look." ”

(Clicks, recommendations, and collections have grown sharply, but tomorrow is the Qingyun List, is there any stupid egg who brushed the ticket and brushed it to "The Son of Heaven"? ）