Chapter 22 I Know the Human Heart
Jiang Weiwei was completely dumbfounded: "You...... Do you really know how to heal?"
"Actually, I don't know how to do medicine." Pang Jindong smiled mysteriously: "But I understand people's hearts." ”
A nurse happened to pass by, saw how Pang Jindong was treating, and hurriedly said, "Can you come to our department to help?"
Pang Jindong asked, "Which department are you?"
"Ear, nose and throat. ”
"No, I can't. Jiang Weiwei directly denied: "Otolaryngology is very important, how can you let people go casually." ”
"It's not ......casual," the nurse said helplessly, "We also have a mental illness, do you think he can help?"
"Psychotic?" Jiang Weiwei was a little surprised: "Why are there so many psychopaths today?"
This nurse is also bold, she doesn't care who Pang Jindong is, she thinks that Pang Jindong can cure mental illness, so she directly takes Pang Jindong to the otolaryngology.
Pang Jindong is even bolder, he has not studied medicine for a day, but he dares to treat people.
Jiang Weiwei whispered to Pang Jindong: "Don't mess around...... If something goes wrong, you can be responsible. ”
"Did I get out of the thallium poisoning?"
Jiang Weiwei heard this and didn't say anything more.
When he arrived at the otolaryngology department, Pang Jindong saw this so-called psychopath, a young man in his twenties, medium height, wearing a business-casual suit, no tie, no buttoned shirt neckline, and his gestures were very chic.
Of course, the otolaryngology department has its own doctor, and lazily said to this patient: "How many times have you said it, we can't cure your disease, it is recommended to go to the psychiatric department, you may have psychological problems!"
"Why do you say that I have a psychological problem!" The patient was very displeased: "I obviously have a problem with my ears, and your level is not enough to diagnose the disease, just say it, don't slander me!"
Pang Jindong walked over: "I can cure it." ”
The ear, nose and throat doctor was stunned: "Where did you come from?"
Jiang Weiwei hurriedly walked over, glanced at the ear, nose and throat doctor, and shook her head again.
The ear, nose and throat doctor was silent and looked at it very seriously.
When the man heard Pang Jindong's words, he immediately came to Pang Jindong, first smiled very gently, and then asked cautiously: "Are you an otolaryngology doctor?"
Pang Jindong was ashamed: "I am an ear, nose and throat expert. ”
The man raised his eyebrows slightly: "What did you say?"
Jiang Weiwei casually repeated next to her: "Ask you what's the matter." ”
"Oh, I'm ......" The man looked around to make sure there was no one else, and then said, "I'm going to see an ear, nose and throat specialist." ”
The man had a slight accent, and he said something like a "two-B monkey expert", which sounded a bit like an insult.
Pang Jindong didn't care, and looked at the other party: "What's wrong with you?"
The man smiled embarrassedly: "What did you say?"
Jiang Weiwei repeated again: "We asked you what questions you had. ”
"Oh......" The man nodded and looked around again: "That...... Can you go in and talk again?"
Pang Jindong made a gesture of please: "Of course you can." ”
The man hurried into the examination room, looked outside, and then carefully closed the door.
He looked a little suspicious, and Jiang Weiwei suspected that there was indeed a mental problem.
The original doctor in the ENT department hurriedly asked the nurse, "Where did this person come from?"
The nurse shook her head, "I don't know." ”
The ear, nose and throat doctor was very dissatisfied: "You don't know, just bring it?"
"I just passed by the customer and saw that he had solved a mental patient...... "The nurse hurriedly said, "I saw that the patient on your side was not mentally normal, so I called him to help." ”
"Could it be that there is an inter-hospital consultation today, an expert invited from another hospital?" The ear, nose and throat doctor scratched his head, it was really a bit like Erb: "Why did Jiang Weiwei follow him?"
At this time, Pang Jindong was sitting at the back of the office week, although he was not wearing a white coat, his posture was really a bit like a doctor.
Pang Jindong looked at the other party and asked, "May I ask if we can help you?"
The man didn't answer, but looked at Jiang Weiwei and asked very seriously, "What did he say?"
Jiang Weiwei said a little impatiently: "He asked you what's wrong!"
"Oh. The man smiled embarrassedly: "That...... I had a strange disease. ”
Pang Jindong noticed that as long as he spoke, the man couldn't hear it, but he could hear Jiang Weiwei when he spoke.
The key is that Jiang Weiwei speaks at a volume similar to Pang Jindong, which is very strange.
This time, Pang Jindong didn't speak, but wrote a line with a pen: "Is it that you can't hear me when I speak, but you can hear the nurse when I speak?"
The man immediately nodded, his expression was a little excited: "Thank you...... I've been to so many hospitals, and you're the only one who can see what's wrong with me. ”
Jiang Weiwei didn't understand: "What's wrong with you?"
"My ears are ......" The man's hearing seems to have problems, but there is no obstacle to speech: "Since last year, I have had a strange disease, I can't hear men, I can only hear women. ”
"I'll wipe it!" Jiang Weiwei was taken aback by these words, and didn't pay attention to the wording: "Your illness is really weird!"
This man was very self-contained, and he didn't care about Jiang Weiwei's vulgar language, but just sighed: "Introduce yourself, I'm a ...... Businessmen, as you can guess, there is a lot of entertainment in business. In today's society, as long as it is social, it is inevitable to see all kinds of women, and even film and television stars. Also, there is a not-so-good atmosphere in this circle, which is to keep mistresses......"
Pang Jindong nodded: "I've heard a little." ”
"Actually, sometimes it's not that we want to take care of it, but everyone does it, and as a result, a trend is formed, and you can only follow the trend. If there is no vase around, you won't be able to get over your face. The patient talked about the experience of pickling girls with great emotion: "If you are raising a star, how famous the star you are is determines how much business you can negotiate." ”
Pang Jindong nodded: "That means that you often have to be very helpless to pick up girls!"
"Maybe it's because I mixed too much with women, and it turned out to be ......" After a pause, the patient sighed: "My ears are also heavy and light on friends, and I have such a strange problem!"
Needless to ask, those present could also imagine that this patient must be living a life of spending a lot of time.
Pang Jindong forced a smile and asked, "Do you think that because you are with too many women, your ears are also lustful?"
"yes. The patient sighed helplessly: "This matter is really embarrassing, I hope that a few people will help me keep it secret, and I will definitely reward ...... you."
For men, playing with women is a very glorious thing, and they often show off in private in the circle of friends;
But if you play with a woman and get sick a lot, it's a very shameful thing, lest others know.
Thinking that the patient had been to many hospitals, but could not find the cause of the disease, he had no choice but to run to the Jinghua Affiliated Hospital and pin the last glimmer of hope here.
Pang Jindong could somewhat understand this kind of thinking, and with the help of Jiang Weiwei, he began to ask about the condition: "Is it that at any time, you can't hear all the men's voices, but you can hear the women's voices?"
"Yes!"
Pang Jindong asked again: "What about the sissy talking?"
"The kind of pseudo-mother who pinched her throat, she can hear what she says. ”
"What about the T in lesbianism?"
The patient doesn't quite understand the concept: "What do you mean?"
"Lesbians, also known as Lala, are divided into two types, the active type is T, and the passive type is P. After a pause, Pang Jindong explained: "T is the one whose appearance is more masculine, and his speech, behavior, and dress are closer to men. ”
The patient smiled bitterly: "I'm sorry, I haven't been in contact with this kind of person." ”
"Oh. Pang Jindong nodded, and then asked, "Do you usually listen to music?"
"Don't listen. ”
"Watching a movie?"
The patient shook his head again: "Don't look." ”
"Do you play games, then?"
"I don't have the time. The patient is confused by a barrage of questions that seem unrelated: "What exactly are you trying to ask?"
Pang Jindong didn't answer, but asked: "What number are you hanging?"
"Ordinary number. ”
"Not the Expert?"
"It's not. The patient shook his head and said helplessly: "This ordinary number is really not ordinary, the doctor can't find out what is wrong with me, and insists that I have a mental illness." ”
"My preliminary diagnosis is that you don't have a mental illness, you can rest assured. ”
"What?" the patient stood up, "Then what's wrong with me?"
"You do have a problem with your ears. Sighing, Pang Jindong told the patient: "There is a very common ear disease, called 'sensory deafness', this disease is a large category, and there is a relatively rare condition - low-frequency sensory deafness. ”
The patient frowned slightly, "What do you mean?"
"With this disease, I can't hear low-frequency sounds, but my hearing for high-frequency sounds is still normal. The voice of a man is in the low-frequency area, and the voice of a woman is in the high-frequency area, which is why your ears are heavy on color and light on friends. In the same way, although the sissy is a man, her voice is in the high-frequency area, so you can hear it. Spreading his hands, Pang Jindong said a little helplessly: "I guess you usually have few other hobbies except for socializing." If you like to play games, listen to music, or watch movies, you can realize that something is wrong with your ears. ”
The patient was a little surprised: "So I'm ...... now What should I do?"
"Hang up an expert number and review it. After a pause, Pang Jindong said helplessly: "I can only help you get here." ”
The patient doesn't understand: "Aren't you an expert?"
"I'm an expert on cameos. "Pang Jindong is not modest, he really can't do more.
There are ordinary numbers and expert numbers for medical treatment, although the price is almost a few dollars, but the technical level is far behind.