Episode 309 Sloth's Tai Chi (I)

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However, even in the Amazon rainforest, which has the most strange monsters in the world, the sloth can definitely be said to be the only person who is quite spicy in front of other magical animals.

In the life of a sloth that is lighter than boiled water, it bears the dazzling halo of countless world hegemons.

It is the Jungle Sleepmaster. It is said that it sleeps for more than 19 hours a day, and the rest of the time it sleeps in an extremely windy posture holding a tree branch, except for eating.

It's slow-moving. If you run a friendly run with the fastest sloth, the slowest snail can win the championship while running and singing a ditty.

As a mammal, it is the most necessary physiological response to urinate every day, and the sloth only pulls the poop 50 times at most in 365 days a year, which requires a lot of patience and perseverance.

Of course, in addition to the above three tyrants, the most envious and jealous thing about the sloth other animals in the rainforest is that it can actually grow green plants on its back.

Like green moss and algae.

As the only animal in the world that can grow plants on its body, the sloth's protagonist aura is absolutely incomparable to any animal and human.

Because to be with the plants at all times, two extremely demanding conditions must be met.

a. Give up the good habit of bathing

b. Remain stationary like soil.

The above two points seem simple, it seems that everyone can do it for a day or even a week, but if you live such a non-animal life every day 365 days a year, I am afraid that the only one who can persist without going crazy is the perverted pot friend of the sloth.

Yu Qiyun is going crazy!

He was just standing on the back of a sloth's green algae, and he was about to go crazy with the mesmerizing smell of its body after years of not bathing!

He roared and urged the Scoop Seven Star to fly over and pick him up quickly, and the sound was so loud that even the horned eagle on the opposite side looked at the little blue insect a few more times.

Yu Qiyun hurriedly closed his mouth.

When the sharp eyes of the horned eagle scanned back and forth on him, Yu Qiyun subconsciously shrunk his neck, and then slowly stood out, haha, the horned eagle didn't understand.

For example, an elephant can understand the language of a tiger, but a frog cannot understand the language of an ant.

It's like a different plane.

The horned eagle and the sloth belong to the same plane.

And Yu Qiyun and Ant are the same plane.

Therefore, no matter how loud Yu Qiyun screamed, the horned eagle and the sloth could not understand what the little blue worm was saying, just as humans could not understand the sound of mosquitoes.

……

A gust of wind passed.

The sour smell of the sloth was blown to the side of the horned eagle at once, except for the indifferent lady of the horned eagle, Li Enchantment, Princess Chunye and Scoop Seven Stars were all smoked to the ground, and Li Enchanting was about to vomit out the overnight meal.

It was the first time she had smelled such an unforgettable smell since she came to Amazon. At this moment, she immediately turned to passers-by. As a human girl who loves cleanliness, Li Enchanting angrily blackmailed the sloth in her preference list.

I never thought it would be such lightning?

And the seven-star ladybug Xiaoqi finally understood why Yu Qiyun was crying on the back of the sloth, and knew that if he didn't go to the rescue, Yu Qiyun would be smoked into jerky and become fertilizer for the plants on the sloth's back.

So the seven stars took a deep breath, and was about to spread their wings and fly high, when there was another earthquake under his feet, and his face was pierced with feathers, and it turned out that the horned eagle suddenly stretched out its claws and grabbed the sloth!

With this movement, everyone rolled into the gap between the feathers on the top of the horned eagle's head, and their necks were stuck by the feathers, and it was a little difficult to breathe for a while.

The horned eagle's grasp, the most worried is not the sloth, but the Yu Qiyun on its back, because the sloth didn't react at all, and because the horned eagle's black giant claws with the whistling wind were caught in the direction of Chaohe!

Yu Qiyun's instinctive plan was to immediately get rid of the shackles of green algae, run on the sloth's arm that held the branch, and then run directly to the branch.

But it turned out that his idea was still too naïve, and how could parkour among the body hair of a sloth five or six stories be as smooth as human urban rooftop parkour.

As soon as Yu Qiyun successfully jumped out of the green algae plant area on the back of the sloth, he was tripped by the sloth's brown long, unwashed hair.

……

A smell of old footcloths instantly poured into Yu Qiyun's spleen and stomach, his overnight meal burst out, and he just wanted to get up from this place that was more terrifying than the toilet, but with a pop, he was thrown to the ground again by a huge force, and more than a dozen hairs wrapped Yu Qiyun like a zongzi.

Yu Qiyun was shocked by the scene in front of him through the gap, and he suddenly found that he was between two huge black claws, and he couldn't help but secretly exclaim happiness!

If he deviates by one centimeter, his life will be ironclad, and even his intestines will be squeezed out by the claws of the horned eagle.

"Yu riding the clouds!

He suddenly heard Li Enchant's scream outside the layers of hair, with a cry in his voice, it must have been Li Enchanting who thought he had been injured by the claws of the horned eagle.

Yu Qiyun hurriedly shouted: "I'm fine!

Unfortunately, his neck was stuck with hair, and he couldn't breathe, let alone shout, and only made a whining sound, which looked like a scream after being injured.

Sure enough, the voice reached the outside.

Even Princess Chunye and Lady Qixing were so frightened that they shouted Yu Qiyun's name after following Li Enchanting.

Just when Yu Qiyun was almost suffocated by the sloth's hair, the three black giant claws suddenly disappeared from the sloth's body. The hair that suppressed Yu Qiyun's body also instantly fluffed up, and Yu Qiyun was saved!

It turned out that after the claws of the horned eagle pressed on the back of the sloth for 5 minutes, the king of the slow king in the rainforest finally reacted and began his own unique counterattack.

I saw the sloth slowly stretch out an arm twice as long as his short leg. With three bright yellow fingers, he grabbed the face of the horned eagle at the speed of the snail's 100-meter sprint.

This is a strange scene.

Seeing Li Enchanting on the top of the horned eagle's head, they were dumbfounded, are you always fighting or flirting?

However, when Yu Qiyun finally got a familiar blue head from the back of the sloth, the partners cheered together, although Yu Qiyun looked like he had been salvaged from a dung pit, and his face was full of vicissitudes, but the whole person was intact, which made the partners breathe a sigh of relief.

When Yu Qiyun climbed onto the sloth's back again and saw the sloth slowly hitting the horned eagle with three yellowed fingers, he suddenly remembered the movie "Tai Chi Grandmaster".

But in the face of the fastest animal in the Amazon rainforest, can this Tai Chi master, who does not bathe all year round and has grass growing on his body, be able to achieve a counterattack in life?

Yu Qiyun quickly determined the answer, and he shouted frantically at the ladybug, "Take me back!" (To be continued.) )