The wind breaks and the sunset is bright, and the cicadas are quiet and the sound of a thousand leaves.

At dusk, Hao Se, who had been tired all day, had just returned to the hospital after collecting the stall, when he heard Gu Sang's sister-in-law announce a bad news.

"I'm too tired today, my mother will go back to sleep for a while, Xiao Hao, Xiao Corpse, you two will cook tonight. ”

"What?!Burn, cook?!"

Hao Se looked straight at Gu Sang's sister-in-law and walked back to the house with a wave of her hand without taking away a cloud, with a confused expression.

"Arthur, what's wrong?"

Corpse Tianqing, who had stacked tables and chairs in the utility room, walked back to the front yard, glanced at Gu Sang's sister-in-law's closed door, and asked.

"Forehead......" Hao Se turned his head in a daze, "Brother corpse, you-that, can you cook?"

In the breeze, the corpse Tianqing was covered in a gloomy glow, and his demeanor was thousands of frozen.

"Cooking?" Corpse Tianqing's eyes widened.

Hauser's dead fish eyes jumped back and stared.

The swishing breeze persistently blew through the two figures.

"Ancestors, ......," Hao Se grabbed his hair.

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"Hahahaha, the ancestors are banban! With Lao Tzu here, big things are not a problem!"

Hao Se crossed his waist and apron, stood in front of the kitchen cutting board with his waist crossed, and said nonsense: "As the saying goes, I have never eaten pork, and I have seen pigs run!

As he spoke, Hao Se gave a thumbs up to the corpse Tianqing at the door of the kitchen: "Lao Tzu is a food expert who is familiar with 'a certain country on the tip of his tongue' a hundred and eight times, and small things such as cooking and stir-frying can be done in minutes for Lao Tzu." ”

The corpse at the door nodded with a look of trust.

"Okay!" Hao Se rolled up his sleeves, picked up the kitchen knife with one hand, held the tender tofu on the cutting board with the other, took a breath, bent down and squinted, and carefully cut a knife-

A small piece of tofu is cleanly cut.

"Hmph, Lao Tzu is really a genius!" Hao Se immediately burst with self-confidence, and laughed loudly, "Brother corpse, let's let you see Lao Tzu's invincible Xiao Hao Feidao!"

As he spoke, the dead fish's eyes suddenly glared, and he raised his kitchen knife and chopped it towards the tofu quickly, and his mouth crackled with a sound, "Ahh

As soon as the screams began, a strong wind swirled to Hao Se's side and squeezed Hao Se's wrist tightly.

In the sallow palm, a small incision appeared on the finger in the shape of Hao Se's chicken claws, and a red bead of blood gushed out.

"Arthur!" Corpse Tianqing's face sank.

"Hahaha, it's okay, it's okay, people have misses, horses have stumbled. Hao Se laughed dryly, quickly pulled out his wrist, put his fingers in his mouth, and muttered, "Just practice a little......

"Arthur," Corpse Tianqing sighed softly, "give me the apron." ”

"Huh?" Hausel was stunned.

Corpse Tianqing frowned, walked behind Hao Se and took off his apron, tied it around his waist, pushed Hao Se aside, and held the kitchen knife: "How to cut?"

"Uh......" Hao Se looked at the young man who was obviously gaining momentum as soon as he picked up the knife, and replied with an uncontrollable mouth, "Cut the tofu into pieces first-"

Before the words fell, I saw that the corpse Tianqing turned his wrist, and the blade of the kitchen knife slashed several cold rays on the tofu, and the tofu instantly turned into a whole row of small cubes of the same size and shape placed in the center of the cutting board.

it! It's worthy of being a corpse brother, this knife work is really amazing!

Hao Se was stunned and glanced at the corpse Tianqing, and swallowed his saliva: "Next, cut the green onion and ginger ......"

The cold light flashed again, and the green onion and ginger shreds were neatly arranged on one side.

"Burning Oil ......"

Corpse Tianqing nodded, turned around and walked to the stove, swept his eyes sharply, picked up the wok and flew over in the air, shook off the water droplets, sat on the stove, picked up the frying spoon, scooped up the raw oil, and poured it into the pot.

"Wow, Brother Corpse, you won't be reincarnated as a god of food, right?" Hao Se looked at the young man in front of him from top to bottom as if he had just met Corpse Tianqing.

"Arthur, didn't you say that you haven't eaten pork and seen pigs run-" Corpse Tianqing glanced at Hao Se, the corners of his lips hooked, "And then?"

"Ah, the oil is hot, put the onion and ginger quickly!" Hao Se exclaimed urgently.

The corpse Tianqing turned around and scooped up the green onion and ginger with a frying spoon and flew into the wok.

"Shhh

"Put tofu! put tofu!" exclaimed Hao Se, sniffing.

The frying spoon in the corpse Tianqing's hand was flipped, the tofu was put into the pot, and in the squeak of oil, the pieces of tender tofu were perfectly dyed with a moist golden color.

"Put the spices, salt, and sugar!"

The frying spoon is like a dragonfly slicing through the seasoning bowl next to the stove, and the sweet and salty taste is like the first snow drifting, scattered like the pot.

"Brother Corpse, you are a genius!" Hao Se's dead fish eyes lit up, and he shouted happily, "Stir up, Brother Corpse!"

Corpse Tianqing glanced sideways at Hao Se's smiling face beside him, the corners of his mouth curled deeper, and the woks in his hands took advantage of the situation, and the golden tofu cubes in the pot jumped up happily like musical notes, drawing countless tempting aromas in the air.

"Alright, alright, hurry up, put it on the plate!" Hauser swallowed wildly.

With the left hand of the corpse Tianqing and the right hand of the wok, a plate of golden home-cooked tofu is neatly placed in the center of the porcelain plate, as if it is perfectly carved.

"Wow, wow!" Hao Se stretched his neck, stared at the tofu in the corpse liquidation, picked up a handful of chopsticks, carefully picked up a piece and put it in his mouth, and slowly closed his eyes-

An expression of infinite intoxication welled up on Hao Se's face.

"Color, fragrance...... Hao Se opened his eyes suddenly, and patted the corpse Tianqing on the shoulder, "Brother corpse, you are amazing!"

Beads of crystal sweat flashed on the corners of the corpse Tianqing's forehead, dyeing his sallow face with a layer of soft light: "What else does Arthur want to eat?"

"Full Han Banquet!" Hao Sesan shouted with white eyes.

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"Oh my God!" Gu Sang's sister-in-law looked at the enticing aroma of four dishes and one soup on the table under the grape trellis, and looked at Hao Se and Corpse Tianqing with a look of disbelief, "This is- you two did it?"

"Of course!" Hao Se patted his chest, "Little dictation, the corpse brother holds the pot, the two swords are combined, and the world is invincible!"

Corpse Tianqing bowed his head slightly.

Gu Sang's sister-in-law paused in surprise at Hao Se and Corpse Tianqing, raised her chopsticks and tasted it, her eyes immediately widened, "It's delicious!"

"That's right, right!" Hao Se looked stunned, "Brother Corpse and I will be the new chef gods of Sang Si Lane in the future!"

Gu Sang's sister-in-law tasted it again and nodded: "Okay, from tomorrow onwards, you two will be responsible for cooking!"

As soon as these words came out, Corpse Tianqing's brows couldn't help frowning slightly, and he glanced at Hao Se beside him.

But Hao Se had an excited expression of pie falling from the sky, and nodded vigorously.

Corpse Tianqing's brows slowly loosened, and then he agreed with Gu Sang's sister-in-law.

Gu Sang's sister-in-law raised her eyebrows, glanced at Hao Se with a meaningful expression, her eyes flashed, and she said with a smile: "Okay, you have all been busy for a long time, let's all sit down and eat." ”

"It's time to eat!" Hao Se cheered, pulled the corpse Tianqing to sit down, grabbed chopsticks and carefully sandwiched two pieces of tofu for Gu Sang's sister-in-law, "Boss Gu, you taste this tofu, it is definitely the best taste in the world!"

"Xiao Hao, little corpse, you also eat. Gu Sang's sister-in-law smiled.

"Come on, come on, Brother Corpse, you have worked hard today, eat more!" Hao Se turned his chopsticks and was about to clean the vegetables for the corpse, but when he looked down, he found that the dishes in his bowl had been piled up into a hill at some point.

"Arthur, eat it hot. Corpse Tianqing filled a bowl of soup and put it in front of Hao Se.

"Brother corpse, you eat too!" Hao Se quickly clipped two chopsticks to the corpse Tianqing, and then began to eat with a smile on his face.

The corners of the corpse's mouth rose, and while adding soup to Hao Se's vegetables, he slowly filled himself.

While Gu Sang's sister-in-law was eating, she glanced at the two opposite from time to time, revealing a very playful expression.

The three of them were eating when there was a knock at the door.

"Sister-in-law Gu Sang, sister-in-law Gu Sang, open the door quickly!"

It turned out to be Chen Dongsheng's voice.

The three people in the courtyard glanced at each other, all of them were a little puzzled, but Chen Dongsheng's knock on the door outside the door became more and more violent, as if there was some urgent matter of killing people and setting fires.

"Xiao Hao, you go and take a look. Gu Sang's sister-in-law said.

"Oh......" Hao Se hurriedly filled his mouth with a few more mouthfuls of food, and was about to get up, but was suppressed by the corpse Tianqing.

"I'll go, Arthur, you eat slowly. ”

Corpse Tianqing got up and walked around the grape trellis, came to the door and lifted the deadbolt-

"Big Brother Corpse, Big Brother Hao! Are they all true?!"

As soon as the door panel opened a crack, Chen Dongsheng stabbed in, grabbed the corpse Tianqing's sleeve and shouted.

Corpse Tianqing was stunned for a moment.

"Eh!" Hao Se was choked by Chen Dongsheng's unfortunate voice, and hurriedly smashed his chest.

The corpse Tianqing's figure flashed, and he reached Hao Se's side, frowning slightly and patting Hao Se on the back and handing water.

"It must be true, it must be true!" Chen Dongsheng rushed under the grape trellis with an excited face, staring at the corpse Tianqing and Hao Se.

"Xiao Dongzi, what are you talking about?" Gu Sang's sister-in-law put down her chopsticks with a snap, looking displeased, "Don't listen to any nonsense about the gossip of the stove again!"

"I know, I know!" Chen Dongsheng directly ignored Gu Sang's sister-in-law, and only cared about circling around the corpse Tianqing and Hao Se, "The first time I saw the two eldest brothers, I knew that you were not ordinary people, sure enough, sure enough!"

"Ahem, ahem, hey, I'll go, Xiao Dongzi, what are you talking about?" asked Hao Se, who had finally recovered his breath, patting his chest.

"The two eldest brothers are really out-of-the-box," Chen Dongsheng looked aggrieved, "Now that the whole Le'an County has spread all over Le'an County, you are still hiding it from me......"

"If you have something to say, say it quickly, let it go! The old lady has no time to listen to your nonsense!" Gu Sang's sister-in-law looked impatient.

Chen Dongsheng slapped his thigh: "Isn't it the incident that the corpse brother turned the tide this morning and saved Zi'er by being alone and committing a crime!

"Oh, this......" Hao Se put another green vegetable into his mouth, grinning, "That's, Brother Corpse and I are omnipotent heroes......"

"That's right, that's right, it's what you said, Brother Hao! The people of the whole county are crazy!" Chen Dongsheng glared at his eyes and exclaimed excitedly, "It is said that the two new guys in Gu Sang's sister-in-law's family are omnipotent and omnipotent masters of the rivers and lakes, but if there is something to ask for, even if it is a difficult thing to catch the moon in nine days and catch turtles in the four seas, it will definitely be completed!"

An eerie and tranquil court.

Gu Sang's sister-in-law raised her eyebrows, and the corpse Tianqing's eyebrows jumped, and the two turned their heads at the same time and looked at the same person.

Hao Se held half of the green vegetables in his mouth, half of the green vegetables dripping with vegetable soup on his chin, his mouth was half open, his three white eyes were round, and his face was faintly twitching......

"Arthur......" Corpse Tianqing sighed softly.

The green vegetables in Hao Se's mouth fell on the table with a swoop.

"Poof!" Gu Sang's sister-in-law covered her mouth and laughed.

"The ancestors are banban! This is who is here to distort the facts, spread rumors, and tamper with Lao Tzu's original words!" Hao Seteng jumped up, the dead fish's eyes stood upside down, his anger soared, and his face was full of fierceness, "Lao Tzu is not the white lotus of the world, what kind of bullshit nonsense is this, Lao Tzu will definitely cut down the culprit of the rumors!"

"Huh!" Gu Sang's sister-in-law's eyes were round, and she took a step back unconsciously, staring at Hao Se, who had suddenly turned into an underworld bandit, with a surprised expression, and hurriedly looked at the corpse Tianqing.

But seeing that the corpse Tianqing's face sank, and his voice was dumb: "Okay, Arthur, who do you say?"

Gu Sang's sister-in-law stumbled under her feet and almost sat on the ground.

"Brother Hao, Brother Corpse, don't be impatient, dissipate your anger, dissipate your anger!" Chen Dongsheng was immediately shocked, and hurriedly stepped forward to stop Hao Se and persuaded, "It's about the people in the county, you pass on me, I pass on you, it's divided, Brother Hao, don't worry, just stay in a few days This heat will pass......

"Knock knock!"

Suddenly, there was another knock at the door.

"Who, such a short-sighted!" said Hauser, angrily.

"I'll go, I'll go!" Gu Sang's sister-in-law hurriedly ran to open the door, and when she opened the door, she was stunned again, "The second girl of the Zhou family?!"

"Hey, it's all old neighborhoods, why bother to see outsiders like this, just call Nujia Yunniang. ”

The person who came was delicate, dressed in a delicate dress, twisted his thin waist and squeezed into the door, smiled at everyone in the courtyard, and saluted: "Brother Hao, Brother Corpse, Zhou Jiayun Niang is polite." ”

This delicate sound immediately made Gu Sang's sister-in-law and Chen Dongsheng shiver together.

"Bah!" Hao Se shook the hairs behind his back, staring at Yun Niang with a defensive expression.

Corpse Tianqing was even more simply, and directly flashed in front of Hao Se, glaring at Yun Niang with a heavy face.

"Oh, what are you doing?!" Yun Niang threw out the silk handkerchief and covered her mouth with a coquettish smile, "Yun Niang is here to ask Brother Hao and Brother Corpse to help!"

"Help?" Chen Dongsheng glanced at Corpse Tianqing and Hao Se, and immediately understood, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, "Ahem, Sister Zhou, should you also listen to the nonsense of those people on the street......

"Xiao Dongzi, don't talk nonsense!" Yun Niang glanced at Chen Dongsheng, and smiled at Hao and the corpse, "Now no one in Le'an County knows who doesn't know, this Brother Hao and Brother Corpse are omnipotent masters, everyone praises each other, and they are really in the limelight for a while!"

I'll go! It's really a three-person tiger flying in a short time, and untrue rumors kill people!

Hao Se was full of black lines, dragged the corpse Tianqing in front of him to the side, hugged his fists and said: "Miss Zhou, everyone must have misunderstood, it was just a small joke......

"Smack!"

Zhou Yunniang suddenly slapped her palm on the table, her willow eyebrows were upside down, and her voice was sharp, "Xiao Hao, the slave family doesn't have any leisure to talk nonsense here, in a word, do you help or not?!"

Oh, I'll go! Your little girl actually dares to fight with Lao Tzu?!

Hao Se slammed the table, and the dead fish's eyes stood up: "The surname is Zhou, Lao Tzu has put his words here today, Lao Tzu just doesn't-"

"Let's go. ”

A slight sound jumped out of Yun Niang's palm, Hao Se reflexively glanced down, and the cruel words that came to his mouth were swallowed back immediately.

Yun Niang smiled, picked up the objects on the table, and held them in front of Hao Se's eyes.

The light under the Portuguese shelf was very dim, but the thing in Yun Niang's hand emitted a brilliant silver light that seduced people's souls, dyeing Hao Se's dead fish eyes little by little with the brilliance of inflammation.

What Zhou Yunniang was holding with her green fingertips was actually a streamlined silver ingot with a high-profile color!

Hao Se swallowed: "Miss Zhou, this is-"

Zhou Yunniang smiled lightly: "This is just a deposit, as long as you promise to help the slave family complete this important thing, you will definitely be rewarded!"

The courtyard is silent.

Gu Sang's sister-in-law and Chen Dongsheng were full of surprise, they both glanced at each other, and then moved their eyes to Corpse Tianqing and Hao Se.

Corpse Tianqing frowned slightly, and reminded in a dumb voice: "Arthur, the poor can't move ......"

"Miss Zhou!" Hao Se suddenly shouted, grabbed the silver ingot in Zhou Yunniang's hand, turned his face and smiled, "Miss Zhou, don't worry! No matter what you want, the little brother and the corpse brother will definitely be able to help Miss achieve it even if he goes up the knife mountain and goes down to the sea of fire!"

Corpse Tianqing's eyes widened: "Arthur!"

Hao Se turned his head and smiled, wrapped his arms around the corpse Tianqing's shoulders, and patted his chest: "Because the little brother and the corpse brother are omnipotent, they can solve problems for everyone, sweep away hardships and dangers, and they can go to the sky to pick the moon and go to the sea to capture the dragon, and they are a hero combination who helps others!"

The loud voice reached the sky, breaking through the brilliant fire and burning clouds.

In the twilight, the corpse Tianqing put his fingers on his forehead and let out a long sigh.