Chapter 295: "Pull the hook, hang yourself, a hundred years, don't say it!"
At this time, it was already dark, and Lamei didn't dare to launch the electric tricycle in front of the three of them, so she had to take a taxi to the north of Wangdian Village, found their straw baskets, and then led them through the green channel of the space to reality.
"It's dangerous!" Lamei said secretly in her heart.
The three of them were overjoyed: they finally knew that the thing they ran on the highway was called a "car", and they took it twice themselves.
The city is full of high-rise buildings, and the road surface is smooth and hard, and there is no earth on it. There are also electric lights, telephones, and people wear colorful clothes.
"The place where the gods live is good!" Zheng Cunliang said happily.
"Fortunately, I paid a deposit of 3,000 yuan, and I don't know if I can get up?" Lamei glared at him and said angrily.
"What? Three thousand dollars!" all three of them were shocked.
Lamei: "People's cars are all wrecked, and they have to pay for repairs, and this doesn't include fines. ”
"But we really didn't crash the car!" Zheng Cunliang still insisted on his "truth".
Cui Guixing: "I fell down as soon as I touched it, and I never broke it." ”
Lamei was angry and amused when she heard this: "Do you think you hit it with your body? If you really want to hit it, you won't be able to come back." It's because you're running around on the highway and the driver twists the car towards the green belt in order to avoid you.
"If you go straight ahead, you'll be flattened. It's to catch up with an old driver, if you're a newbie, you're already finished!"
Wang Gui'an stuck out his little tongue: "So powerful!"
Lamei: "Have you heard of our wooden wheels running over people? The cars are a hundred times more powerful than the wooden wheels, and if you hit them, you won't survive." ”
Zheng Cunliang: "So that's the case, I thought they said we crashed the car!"
Wang Gui'an: "So, the driver saved us?"
Lamei: "It's good to know, this is the end of the matter." No one is allowed to speak to the outside world, including their parents, brothers and sisters. And the tall buildings in the city, the electric lights, the telephone, and the beautiful clothes, are not allowed to shout out. ”
Zheng Cunliang: "I promise not to say it!"
Wang Gui'an: "Say who is the puppy!"
Cui Guixing: "Who said who has a rotten tongue!"
Seeing that the three of them were sincere, Lamei stretched out her little thumb: "Come, let's pull the hook." ”
The four of them pulled their little thumbs together and said at the same time: "Pull the hook, hang yourself, for a hundred years, don't say it!"
"Lamei. How do you say I'm using my grandfather's name?" Zheng Cunliang asked curiously as he walked back.
Lamei was stunned when she heard this: I didn't expect them to listen to it. How can this lie be fulfilled?
Lamei's mind spun quickly, and she pretended to be angry: "You didn't force me to do this! I told you at the beginning, don't tell the truth to anyone, don't tell people the name of your village."
"I'm joking? I'll tell you the truth, the place you go to is called the police station, and the people inside are called the police, and the white-haired grandmother has set up a special purpose to interrogate people who make mistakes.
"I have to record it while I am examining it, and then hand it over to the white-haired grandmother to see. When the white-haired grandmother sees your name, she won't want to see you.
"You said it yourself, what can I do? I have to make up a reason to relieve you, saying that you are afraid of going to school and being rectified, so I said your grandfather's name. Then I'll make you up again, so that the white-haired grandmother won't know it's you. ”
Cui Guixing: "How do you say that I am dying of warp? I still have cancer, what is cancer?"
Wang Gui'an: "I also said that I will be gone in 60 years, and this year will be 60 years, this is not alive and well." ”
Lamei: "It must be someone else, but with the same name and surname." This is the fairy world, and people also have their own names, and they have their own names. ”
Zheng Cunliang: "There is also Wangdian Village?"
Lamei: "Definitely. Generally, there is nothing in the mortal world. ”
"I see, Lamei, it's really hard for you. Cui Guixing said gratefully.
Wang Gui'an: "Let's pay attention in the future, pull the weeds again, and don't say names to anyone." ”
Zheng Cunliang: "Lamei, why do you have the clothes there? It's like a trick, and I didn't see you there, so I wore it out!"
Cui Guixing: "Don't say it, Lamei really looks like a little fairy when she wears the clothes there." ”
Lamei: "I often go to the white-haired grandmother, so naturally I have the clothes there." Don't you see people looking at your clothes? Nobody wears patches here, and I'm wearing one like that, and I'm going to catch everybody's eye.
"I'll tell you the truth, the dress was prepared for me by the white-haired grandmother. She asked me to wear it when I passed, and it wasn't conspicuous there. ”
Zheng Cunliang: "You can wear your clothes to us, so that people can also see your handsome appearance." ”
Lamei glanced at him: "I swore by the hook just now, and I forgot about it after a while." If that's the case, I won't lead you next time!"
Zheng Cunliang hurriedly begged for mercy and said that he would never ask again.
Although there was an accident, the three of them pulled out a lot of grass, weighed eight or nine catties, and it was no problem to coax the family.
As for their late arrival, the three people, including Lamei, all explained it like this: because they were separated from the weeds, Lamei took a lot of effort to find the three people, so they came back late.
Such a situation often arises in reality, and no one doubts it.
After experiencing this accident, Lamei took them to pull weeds in modern times, and she had an extra heart: after leading them to a place with grass, she didn't pull them out herself, but just stared at them with good eyes, and no one was allowed to leave her sight.
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Lamei led three poor relatives to pull weeds and pretended to be from Wangdian Village, which soon spread in the modern Wangdian Village in the previous life.
Some people say: In the evening, I did see children pulling weeds, because they were far away, they couldn't see clearly, but they were definitely the children of our village.
Children of this age are still in school at this time, or are taken home by their parents and families, and no one is willing to let them pull weeds. What's more, it's useless to pull out the house.
These words also reached Wang Guiyong's ears.
Wang Guiyong was puzzled: This is impossible! Lamei is a child star who can earn a lot of money, and she also runs old paper money, grain stations, steamed bun houses, vegetable stores, and farms, which can be described as having a strong economic foundation.
How can he lead a poor relative to pull weeds?
She is an orphan, where did she come from a poor relative?
With so many questions, Wang Guiyong decided to see Lamei's poor relatives with his own eyes. Because this Lamei is too important to him, it is the source of income for him, his son and sister.
Wang Guiyong rode a bicycle, and as soon as it was dark, he went to the field, where the grass went.