The principal was proud: "Like you, I didn't believe my taste buds when I drank it for the first time. ”

Liao Xuebing couldn't wait to take this scene with his camera and show it off to Qiu Daqi, and said with a smile: "Let's study the matter of tea slowly in the future." In the past few days, I have investigated and probed in many ways, and it took countless twists and turns to finally get some valuable information. ”

The principal said, "Say it quickly." Pour a small porcelain cup and drink it in one gulp, his eyes are full of enthusiasm, as if the long-awaited football game has finally begun.

"Do you want to know Mrs. Smith's favorite color? Do you want to know about Madame's favorite foods? Do you want to know about her favorite books and outdoor activities? and most importantly, do you know what type of man she prefers?"

The principal was just about to say "yes", but Liao Xuebing had already continued: "Don't worry, I will answer these for you one by one." After many tribulations, I followed, scouted, and bribed, and got an extremely useful piece of information, Mrs. Smith is an aristocrat, and everything is aristocratic, but in the process of globalization over the past few decades, she has also given up a lot of traditions, for example, she does not have a single servant in the house, and everything is done by herself, which shows that she has a strong sense of independence, or it may be that she likes to be quiet and does not like to be disturbed. ”

"Oh, how does what you say help me?"

"Don't worry, I haven't finished a lot of words, since you are anxious to know the final conclusion, that is, although Madame is a nobleman, she still has the rebellious complex left by her girlhood in her heart, and she still cherishes the dream of an ordinary girl for a knight. ”

"So what?"

"Mr. Headmaster, your mind is too dull, in other words, Madame wants the man she loves to have chivalry, to protect her, to respect her. Do you understand?"

"I see. The headmaster lowered his head to the table like a child, "How do you look at me, how do you compare to a knight?"

Liao Xuebing lit a cigarette: "I didn't say you have to look as handsome as a knight, in fact, it only represents a spirit of Europeans, uh, similar to the chivalrous man we have here, the girls in the past all wanted to marry the rich and powerful eunuchs, but there are also many rebellious girls who look forward to a chivalrous man who stands up to the sky and the earth suddenly appears and takes her away." ”

"I have learned that chivalry is derived from a belief in the Middle Ages, in which honor, propriety, humility, perseverance, loyalty, pride, and piety are the honors and virtues they believe in. Alas, I didn't expect Madame to like this tune, it was too difficult. ”

"Yes, where else in the world can you find such a perfect man, but don't worry, I'll help you make a plan for Madame and make her think you're her knight. ”

The headmaster regained his demeanor and said, "Although it is difficult to climb to the sky, I still want to try, let's say, what is the next plan?"

"I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. I'll need to watch for a while, and I'll get some more after the last event is over. Liao Xuebing honestly and unceremoniously reached out to ask for money.

"What? You ran out of money in less than a week? a whole five thousand dollars, my bonus for a month. ”

"This ......" money and love are at war in the principal's heart, he doesn't care about this money, he is afraid that Liao Xuebing is a liar who can brag about being able to stand up to the sky, and he is afraid that in the end, he will lose both money and money, and he will not get anything.

"I forgot to tell you that I visited my wife the day before yesterday and ate her own food. "Lao Liao is very leisurely.

"Okay, I'll send another 5,000 yuan to your bank card tomorrow. "The spear in the headmaster's heart has defeated the shield, isn't it only a few thousand dollars?

"No, I want cash, and besides, I want to know how much money is left on our class account?

"Want cash?" This kid must have some conspiracy to use the money in a hurry, but he didn't want to pursue it, and when the time came, he would implement it according to his plan, and said with a deep sigh: "The account of your class should be inquired about by the school finance office, and you also have the right to use it, but you need to write a report to the Academic Affairs Department and the principal's office in advance, stating the whereabouts and uses of the class fee." Today everyone is off work, tomorrow is the weekend, and you have to wait until next Monday. I've got more than a thousand pieces on me, so I'll give it to you first. ”

It's only more than 1,000 yuan? What should I do if I'm camping tomorrow? It's better than nothing, I took the money and said with a smile: "Principal, I'll leave everything to me." You wait to see the good show, I love the saint out of the horse, and I will catch it. ”

took his money, and was embarrassed to ask for another class change and revenge on Qiu Daqi, so he quit and went out.

First pay back the arrears to the restaurant in the building, there are more than 1,200 yuan left, and it should be enough to cope with tomorrow's camping. In the future, you can slowly find a way to embezzle class dues and public funds.

Go to the supermarket to buy a yurt-style dome tent, this kind of tent uses double-rod interlocking support, disassembly and assembly are relatively simple, is the most popular style on the market, the price is relatively cheap, only cost more than 400 yuan. There are also personal sleeping bags made of artificial fibers, 200 yuan. Liao Xuebing's flesh hurt to death: "Why did I propose to go camping in the wilderness? To please the students, I still want to give them the opportunity to rectify me, and I have to deceive the poor principal with a clear conscience, I am really cheap." 600 yuan is enough to buy 30 catties of pork, what a waste. ”

"Do you want to buy food or not? I'm afraid that those sluts will poison me, so take two packets of instant noodles and ask for the cheapest." ”