"I'll just say, there's an old artist who is better than my eldest brother, so I'm not lying to everyone. ”

Shen Qiushi said with a smile.

"Haha, it's amazing!"

"Old man, cow break!!"

"That's my father-in-law!!"

“……”

The audience was laughing and joking, in the past, Shen Qiushi was on the TV screen, but at this moment, to be able to get in touch so closely, the audience at the scene was also very excited.

The show is one after another, and the actors who take the stage tonight are all the best in Wu Gang's circle, and the ones they perform are also the best jokes, so the response to the scene is also very good, and the laughter continues.

Normally, Zi Wenxuan's performance is six, almost two and a half hours, the time is too long, and the audience can't sit still, however, today's opening added an opening song of Old Man Shen, and the actors who took the stage later were also more excited and accidentally said a little more, each more talk, adding up to a long time, and by the time Shen Qiushan and Wu Gang were ready to take the stage, the performance had lasted for two and a half hours.

"Master, today's performance may be running out of time. One of Wu Gang's apprentices came to Wu Gang, who was about to take the stage, and he called Xiaoliu, he had been studying art with Wu Gang for seven or eight years, and he was usually the one who dealt with the theater.

"How much fine?" Wu Gang asked.

"One hour, the venue, labor costs plus four thousand. Xiao Liu said with a bitter face, Ziwenxuan's performance only brings actors, and the other staff members are all from the theater, and they will get off work after the normal performance, if the performance is overtime, the staff will also have to work overtime, and there will be twenty or thirty staff members serving the performance, plus other miscellaneous expenses, it will cost four thousand per hour, which is not a sky-high price.

Wu Gang's group of people don't have much money, and he has only recently become famous on "Crossover to Funny", but he hasn't started to go out to make money, and he can take out 4,000 yuan, but it's not too little.

"It's okay, let's act, even if it is performed until tomorrow morning, I will pay the cost. Shen Qiushan on the side said with a smile.

"Senior brother, you are too polite, I can still afford this money. Wu Gang said.

Shen Qiushan waved his hand: "Senior brother, you will fight over this, and everyone will be one family in the future." ”

"Yes. Wu Gang nodded and waved at Xiao Liuyi: "I heard it, go ahead, tell the theater manager, and pay the overtime fee." ”

"Okay~!" Xiaoliu agreed and left in a hurry.

As soon as he left, on the stage, Shen Qiushi also completed the curtain work.

Shen Qiushan and Wu Gang glanced at each other, flicked the curtain of the door, and stepped into the arena.

Wow~!

Uncle Shan!!

Brother Steel!!

The protagonist finally appeared, and the audience who had been waiting for a long time cheered, the theater was completely boiling, and the audience in the back and on both sides of the audience took out their camera and video equipment, and the flash lights on the scene flashed non-stop.

There were also many spectators who flocked to the front and handed over the gifts they had prepared.

And these gifts are also varied, there are dolls, flowers, and gifts packed in gift bags......

Shen Qiushan and Wu Gang were both wearing coats, the two first bowed to the audience in the audience and said hello, and then began to accept gifts from everyone, and many viewers took the opportunity to give gifts, grabbed Shen Qiushan, hugged and took photos......

After a period of busy work, the front of the stage finally calmed down.

Shen Qiushan walked to the microphone frame and smiled lightly: "Thank you, you're so enthusiastic, it seems that Duan cross talk has made a follow-up." ”

Wu Gang: "It shows that the audience likes us." ”

Shen Qiushan nodded: "Well, this is true, but yes, there is a sentence that I don't know whether to say or not, you said that you give so many gifts, as well as flowers, these flowers can't be put away, and they will wither tomorrow, as for the gifts, you don't know if I like it or not......

"So what?" asked Wu Gang.

"So, it's better to cash it out......" Shen Qiushan smiled lightly.

The scene was full of laughter.

"The co-author is a money junkie. Wu Gang added.

"Just kidding, it's finally time for our brothers' class, and I guess everyone is familiar with it. Shen Qiushan patted his chest: "I, Shen Qiushan, am a non-professional cross talk actor." ”

"The ...... next to me" Shen Qiushan pointed at Wu Gang, but before he could speak, the audience shouted in unison: "Teacher Wudang!!"

Shen Qiushan pretended to be surprised: "You know everything?"

"I know~!"

The audience responded in unison.

"Now that we know everything, let me introduce my brother's girlfriend......"

"Hadron!!"

The audience shouted in unison.

Shen Qiushan was shocked and patted Wu Gang on the shoulder: "Senior brother, did you hear it, they all know about you." ”

"That's not your credit. Wu Gang pursed his lips and complained, and the audience laughed, indeed "Wudang Teacher" and "Qiangzi" are all jokes that Shen Qiushan said about Wu Gang in the program "Crossover to Be Funny".

"It seems that the audience at the scene are all die-hard fans, Senior Brother. ”

Shen Qiushan gave a thumbs up and continued: "Although the audience knows each other, I still have to introduce Mr. Wu Gang, a famous cross talk 'face' artist in my country!"

"Face Artist??Sensei Blindfold me, Internet language, I understand~!" Wu Gang rolled his eyes: "You are shameless." ”

"Well, that's true, performance artist. Shen Qiushan continued: "My senior brother actually doesn't expect to make money from cross talk, what people have is money, after the scholarly family and the eunuch!"

"Wait......" Wu Gang hurriedly stopped Shen Qiushan: "After the eunuch???Which eunuch have you ever seen who can give birth to a son." ”

"Yes, it's wrong again, it's after the eunuch. Shen Qiushan corrected.

"That's right, the ancestor is an official. Wu Gang nodded.

"Well, the official is not small, my brother's grandfather was a taster of Hedinghong in the palace. Shen Qiushan said seriously.

"The taster of Hedinghong??" Wu Gang was speechless: "This official luck is not prosperous." ”

"I died on the day I took office~!"

"That's the time to live......"

The two "sang and harmonized" and cooperated tacitly, while the audience burst into laughter.

"Speaking of my brother's mother, she is also a young lady from a rich family. The performance continued, and Shen Qiushan had already changed the characters from Wu Gang's ancestors to his parents' generation.

"Well, my mom's family is rich. Wu Gang nodded.

Shen Qiushan smiled lightly: "The rich and noble family is the name of a hotel." ”

"Play! Your mother is the young lady of a rich family!" Wu Gang glared.

The scene was full of laughter, because it was a small theater performance, there was no taboo in the joke Shen Qiushan said, and he could say which paragraph when he remembered it, but no matter which paragraph he said, it was fresh in this time and space, and the audience did not have the problem of aesthetic fatigue at all, and the effect was naturally very good, and the entire theater was drowned in bursts of laughter.

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