Chapter 186: The King of Shit Luck
Liao Xuebing was speechless for a moment and asked, "What would you do if someone put mice in your lunchbox and put glue on your chair, or if Ouyang Lifang was still on top of your locusts?"
"If you put the rats, you will go to the restaurant and ask for another one, and if you get glued with glue, you will change your pants and write is nothing, anyway, I don't wear shorts, and others can't see them. Xia Wei told the truth.
Long sigh..... "Okay, I'll teach you a few words first, say them anytime and anywhere, practice every second every day, and after half a month of practice, I'll teach you how to react to other people's provocations." ”
"What are you talking about? Do you memorize ancient texts? I recently read "Ancient Texts and Views" and my head hurts. ”
Liao Xuebing shook his head: "No, you listen well, it's just a few words and short sentences: cāo! Get out! garbage! You ***! Do you eat? Believe it or not, I beat you? Are you tired of living?...... Today, remember these first, in addition to parents, teachers, people outside the school, such as store salespeople or something, and more friendly classmates, no matter who asks you, calls you, touches you, you use these words to greet him. ”
"This ..... Isn't that swearing? Dirty words are forbidden in schools. Xia Wei said with a bitter face.
"Do as the teacher tells you and repeat it out loud. ”
A hissing shout rang out in the office, "Fuck you, fuck off, are you tired of it?"
Several faculty members passing by downstairs looked at each other in surprise: "Director Qiu is really amazing, he is still educating students during the lunch break, and he is dedicated, which is really admirable." ”
After half a month of hard work, the top eight of the campus football league were finally produced.
Group A first, the veteran team is in the first class for three years, led by the ball five He Xin, all the way through, winning all three games, accumulating nine points, ranking first in the group, and the highest call for winning the championship in this year's Lianhan.
Group A, the second class of the football upstart in the second year, the handsome guy in Allure, Lao Liao's cheap nephew Mo Yongtai was personally promoted as the head coach, and several games were like a bamboo, only a little bit of a pity to lose to the three-year class, the defeat is still glorious, and the appearance of the five is gradually revealed.
The first in Group B, there are six classes for freshmen in the first year, and there are a large number of boys. A small number of people were promoted to the same junior high school, and they were all the main team members of the school team in junior high school, so it was reasonable to win the first place in the group.
Group D first, two years of class, last year's league group swept the bottom, this year actually came to a turnaround, throughout the three games, they are strong, technical sè, by no means caused by luck, known as the dark horse, faintly have the strength to challenge the three-year class.
The most ridiculous thing is still the first place in Group C, the so-called death class is the second and second class, and they are not as lucky as they are when they go out and step on the big shit. All spread out with three fish belly troops, and their opponents are recognized as weaklings. For example, there are five classes in three years for nerds, and four classes a year with only 10 boys in the class, and so on. Even in such a good situation, they tried their best and played very hard, but they only accumulated five points with two draws and one win, barely qualifying, which made the audience laugh off their big teeth.
The quarter-finals are as follows:
1st place in Group A, defending champion 3-year class 1 vs. 2nd place in Group C, Pink Red Corps 2-year class 6.
1st place in Group B, 2nd place in 6 classes of Super Rookie in a year against 2nd place in Group D, 4 classes in 3 years.
The first place in Group C, the second class of the second year of the king of shit luck against the second class of Group A, and the fifth class of the second year of Mo Shuai's team.
The first place in Group D, the first class of the dark horse in the second year against the second place in Group B, and the giant team that has rushed to the top four in the three leagues in the fourth class of three years.
The overall strength is stronger in the second grade, the top eight occupy the seat, the second grade does not have the urgency of the college entrance examination, there is no jerky for the first admission, it is when the school is like a fish in water.
This rivalry is very tough for the second year and second class, and their first opponent is the second year and fifth class coached by their nephew Mo Yongtai. Lao Liao has watched Mo Yongtai a few games, his personal style is extremely strong, aggressive, domineering, like a brave battle to break each of his opponents, fortunately Lao Liao laid the foreshadowing, provoking Mo Yongtai to use the three-year class to use the killing xìng tactics, judging from the list of appearances of the three-year class on this day, they are missing two main generals.
The wind and rì li, it was a quiet afternoon, this three-year class vs. two-year six-class game, the football field was crowded with spectators, many nerds who were trapped in the classroom all year round rushed to come, students who practiced foreign languages in the foreign language corner at this time stood in the stands and shouted in English, and the absenteeism who liked to sleep from noon to afternoon got up early, and the unkempt boys were neatly dressed and dressed with oily faces, and everyone was talking excitedly and pointing.
The audience was not looking forward to the competition itself, but the beautiful cheerleading team of the first class of the third year and the sixth class of the second year, with only ten boys in the class, and the remaining thirty girls cheering on the sidelines. The girls in these two classes are the highest in the school, and at the same time, they are all together, and the colorful skirts are flying all over the sky, which is like a visual feast for the boys.
Liao Xuebing received the news early and gave up the opportunity to hook up with Li Xinghua on the grass on the slope of the zhōng yāng fountain. When I entered the football field, I found that Li Xinghua was in the cheerleading team, but fortunately I didn't go to the slope grass, otherwise I could only sleep stupidly.
A few minutes into the game, He Xin and Xiong Yuan all lived up to their expectations, like a never-ending powerful school killing machine, strangling the opponent under their feet. However, no matter how hard they behave, not too many people will pay attention, everyone will focus on the beautiful cheerleaders, the flash lights will go off non-stop, and it is estimated that there will be many eye-catching photos at the campus forum tomorrow.
Of course, except for Mo Yongtai, who was only more than ten meters away from Liao Xuebing in the stands. In order to prove his ability, he will not let go of every game of his opponent, only if the fifth class of the second year he leads wins the championship, can he strive for a higher score in Su Bingyun's heart, compared to Liao Xuebing, who does nothing, he is already very diligent and hardworking.
Liao Xuebing walked to Mo Yongtai to find a vacant seat and sat down, and said with a smile: "Virtuous nephew, why didn't I see you surrounded by so many admirers today?" Mo Yongtai sneered: "Don't talk nonsense, I guess you must have come to watch the game for the beautiful cheerleaders." "Mo Lao Wu is not here, he doesn't need to call Liao Xuebing to be his uncle, this unknown seniority makes Mo Da Handsome Guy feel bad for several days in a row.
Recently, rumors have spread that Mo Yongtai has enlarged the belly of the female students, and the sewage splashed on the body is not dirty but also dirty, which makes him hate the initiator Liao Xuebing, and has not led to any superfluous language actions to other female students.
"Boy, you came to this school for Su Bingyun?" asked Liao Xuebing.
Mo Yongtai did not hide it: "I have no intention of inheriting the old man's family business, I just like to do what I am interested in, and it is my ideal ......to pursue the beauties of the world" Lao Liao interjected: "Ambitious, fart suit." Mo Yongtai ignored his sarcasm and said: "How can a layman like you explain it clearly? What I pursue is that feeling, that kind of process, unlike you who only care about the result, Teacher Liao, remind you, don't think about Teacher Su anymore, you will never chase her." ”
"Oh?" Lao Liao looked at him with interest: "How about we make a bet? I lost a game with you, and I have to win it back on you." ”
Mo Yongtai shook his head and refused: "Bet, I don't like this, feelings are not used as a red play." ”
"You coward, wretched, cowardly pig, perverted, psychotic, sè mad ......"
"Okay, bet, it's limited to half a year. Mo Yongtai couldn't stand his torture and said, "What is the gambling contract?"
"If you lose, you just need to say a word to your old man, the content of the speech is up to me, of course, you also put forward conditions to me, let's negotiate together, try to reach a degree acceptable to both parties. ”
Mo Yongtai rolled his eyes: "If I win, I want you to quit Zhonghai City, and you will not be allowed to appear in front of me for ten years." ”
"Damn, you're really vicious, to be honest, I'm not sure of winning, let's change the conditions, don't let me mix in Zhonghai, do you want to lay the foundation for your old man?"
Mo Yongtai actually took advance as retreat, and said with a smile: "If you lose, you can't continue to be a teacher at Tulip High School, it's okay, but I'm curious about what you want to say to my dad." ”
"You just say this to Mo Lao Wu: Actually, I am not your biological son......"
"***!" Mo Yongtai, who has been polite on campus in order to maintain his image, couldn't help but burst into a swear word: "You want me to die, this can't be done." ”
"That's it, let's all take a step back, if I lose, I'll give you an extra five yuan as a wedding gift, if you lose, I'll say to you, thank you for your nurturing grace over the years, in fact, I'm the son of the bald Abel next door, how about it? Don't you dare? Don't you have the confidence to catch up with Su Bingyun? Indeed, Su Da Beauty doesn't like the oily and powdery boy very much. ”
Mo Yongtai was provoked by him, knowing that the bets were extremely unbalanced and very unfavorable to himself, but he was deeply confident, just like a clever gambler who held the gambling game in his hands, he would never lose, he would rather be big and small, and said at the moment: "I have never seen such a shameless person as you, so let's do it, if you lose, you will be my father's godson, and it is not too much of a loss." ”
"Damn, you want to be promoted from a nephew to a godbrother, I'm afraid you won't succeed?"
Mo Yongtai said lightly: "I will make you regret it." ”
"OK, from today onwards, it's not despicable for you to slander me, it's not indecent for me to slander you, you should understand these methods, right?" Liao Xuebing opened the skylight and said brightly.
Mo Yongtai was casual: "Understood, watch the game, what score do you estimate the first class of three years will end this game?" secretly planned in his heart how to frame Liao Xuebing.
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