(1)

When I was a child, I had a dream in which the Earth was invaded by a group of aliens with three heads, all of whom had awesome abilities and were equipped with weapons that had never been seen before.

They conquered us stupid and backward earthlings without much effort, and we served tea and water, pinched our shoulders and beat our legs, and became slaves at their mercy.

Before they left the earth and returned to their home planet, they selected a group of newborns, pinched each child's buttocks, and cried out, and left no crying.

They implanted a chip in the heads of the children they left behind, which can control the children's personality and thinking development, and can be commanded and remotely controlled by them, so as to achieve the purpose of monitoring the earthlings instead of them.

As these children grow up, they have a common characteristic, that is, they are gifted and have a strange personality.

This dream was so real that I thought it wasn't just a nonsensical dream, but a random signal from a hero who had stolen this information by fighting for his life to use his brain waves before he died.

Later, when I met Tang Jibei and Convenient Wood, I remembered this dream again, and seriously suspected that they were two of the children in the gang back then. Especially Tang Jibei, sometimes I can't help but want to tear his scalp, pick up his skull, and find out the chip to study it carefully.

I looked helplessly at the high-spirited Tang Jibei on the rostrum, and I really couldn't figure out how being punished and notified could make him not ashamed and glorious.

What's more, after the recess exercise, in the attention of more than 3,000 teachers and students in the school.

"The sophomore (8) class Tang Jibei has a low ideological understanding, misconduct, ignores school discipline and school rules, and maliciously breaks into the girls' toilet, causing some students to be frightened and causing serious mental damage. In order to strictly enforce school discipline and educate himself, the school committee decided to give Tang Jibei a serious warning and ordered him to be responsible for cleaning the sanitary area around the toilet for the rest of the semester. Yangcheng No. 1 Middle School, 7 October 2008. ”

After the director of teaching finished reading the punishment notice, the audience suddenly became a mess. The girls who witnessed the toilet incident described Tang Jibei's "evil deeds" to the surrounding classmates with affection, and the rest of the girls turned their heads one after another, denouncing the obscene scumbag on the rostrum who was unrepentant and smiling with a spring breeze. The boys laughed meaningfully and coaxed, and a few of them were bold and active and even whistled in the crowd and gave Tang Jibei a thumbs up.

"Well done!" shouted someone in the crowd.

"Awesome!" someone heckled.

"What does the women's toilet look like!" Someone was overexcited, a little unscrupulous.

And Tang Jibei crossed his hands in front of his crotch, stepped out of one leg and stood on the ground, proudly raising his eyebrows at the hecklers in the audience.

The dean of education who announced the punishment kept scolding the activists in the audience who were "doing things", but the sound of the microphone was drowned out by the noise of more than 3,000 people several times, so angry that his chest rose and fell violently, and he held his breath and shouted "bring it back in order", and then hurriedly left the stage.

Tang Jibei jumped off the rostrum and strode towards the team of our class. From time to time, classmates from other classes tiptoed to look at him, and he waved his big hand at the crowd like a big star.

"How's it going, buddy, handsome?" he squeezed into the line and hooked my shoulders with a smug expression.

"Take away your lewd claws!" Yu Qiuyun "snapped" and knocked down his hand, "Are you sick?" If you lose the bet, you will lose, and no one really asks you to squat and pee, you really dare to break into the women's toilet." ”

"There was such a big commotion. I added.

"Hey, hey, what's the matter with you two singing and harmonizing? What about performing husband and wife singing with me? Then just give me, a poor person who is frustrated in love, a whole bowl of husband and wife lungs!" Tang Jibei joked with a wicked smile, blocking me who was in a hurry to cover his mouth with a white face with one hand, and dragging Shan Shan in front of him with the other.

"You know what a fart!" he hid behind Shan Shan, stretched his neck and yelled at us, "Dude, this is keeping promises and preaching morality! If you lose, you have to admit punishment, otherwise how can you be looked down upon by our Zhong Nan!"

Qi Li stared at him with squinted eyes, and said with a sneer: "What about your Zhong Nan, your Zhong Nan got along with the famous bastard in the third year of high school on the third day he came back from your hometown." ”

Tang Jibei's hand holding Shan Shan's sleeve tightened, and then slowly let go, and the pride on his eyebrows slowly disappeared, replaced by a thick sense of astonishment and loss. After a while, he moved his lips in a daze, "Bastard head...... You...... You mean......"

"Zhang Yuqi. Qi Li interrupted him.

Tang Jibei was stunned for a few seconds, and then changed to an expression of "whose calf are you pulling", and laughed twice: "Are you teasing your brother here again?

"If you don't believe it, go and ask 'your Zhong Nan', but I still suggest that you don't go, so as not to slap your face. Qi Li said very ruthlessly, but his tone was less sharp than before, and he said with some sympathy: "I didn't talk nonsense with you." Lin Suhao and Zhang Yuqi's family lived next door, and they saw Shen Zhongnan go to his house that day. ”

"Went home...... It doesn't have to be good......" Yu Qiuyun was a little unbearable, trying to make up for it as much as possible, so that Tang Jibei could comfort him.

"I can't explain anything when I go home, so what about holding hands?" Qi Li was angry and anxious, angry that Yu Qiuyun didn't want to wake up Tang Jibei, why did he still think about Fa for the bastard thing. Looking at our incredulous eyes, she added, "That's right, hold hands." Lin Suhao said that they held hands when they came out of the house. ”

"!" Tang Jibei let out a low growl, turned around and rushed into the crowd.

（2）

You have a crush on a pair of Nikes, and it's been in the window for a long time. You have to look at it several times a day as you pass by.

You skip breakfast and don't buy snacks, and one day you finally save enough money to buy it. You rush over to see that your original window has been replaced with other shoes.

The clerk tells you that it was just bought by someone else in the morning. And, it's just one pair.

Then you meet the guy who bought it on the street, wearing those shoes on his feet. It's only been a few days, and the upper is already cracked and the upper is covered in mud.

Do you understand that feeling?

We nodded and shook our heads.

Tang Jibei smiled lightly, and the redness and swelling at the corners of his mouth also moved. "It's no secret that Zhang Yuqi has harmed too many girls. Why the fuck is Shen Zhongnan so fucking stupid!"

"I don't know if she's stupid or not," I handed Yu Qiuyun a white medicine and asked him to help Tang Jibei put it on, turning his head and looking at Tang Jibei's eyes with great seriousness, "But you are definitely a fool who is one in a million." ”

The moment Tang Jibei rushed to the crowd, we thought that he still didn't believe it, and we wanted to go to Shen Zhongnan to ask what was going on. Shan Shan said that it was okay, if he died, he could study with peace of mind. Who knew that it was not the team of the second (2) class of high school that he rushed away, but the third (11th) class of high school. What he was looking for with red eyes was not Shen Zhongnan, but the gangster Zhang Yuqi.

He jumped into the bustling crowd and broke Zhang Yuqi's nose with a punch. A second later, he was kicked to the ground by five or six tall boys, swollen and broken cheeks.

In the space of five or six minutes, countless fists landed on his face, and he said that his buddy was a thief, and he didn't admit a word of cowardice, and he gave him a "fuck your mother" when he punched me.

No one dared to stop him, and it wasn't until the teacher hurried in that he got out of those punches and kicks.

Zhang Yuqi and those boys were at fault for beating Tang Jibei, but it was also because Tang Jibei hurt people first. The director said that the punishment should be punished together, but if both parties apologize to each other and intend to reconcile, the school can not punish them.

Zhang Yuqi had a good attitude, bent down at 90 degrees and bowed and said sorry. Tang Jibei stiffened his neck and scolded Your mother's apology, Lao Tzu is going to punish you! Lao Tzu will be punished with you!

Until his mother was called by the director, and he stood in front of him with trembling hands in anger. A slap landed on his face, but her tears fell first.

"You've been warned, and if you take another punishment, you'll be finished!

Tang Jibei finally stopped, bent down and bowed with tears in his eyes.

"yes, I'm a complete idiot. Not only stupid, but also bastard, and fucking incompetent. Tang Jibei pushed away Yu Qiuyun's ointment-coated hand and lowered his head deeply.

"It's okay if it's me, but I just don't want her to ruin herself. ”

Outside the window, the wind blew in, raising the bangs on his forehead, revealing a shocking purple red. My mind suddenly came to the image of the person in front of me shouting "fuck you" in punches and kicks, the way he was caught stealing my snacks and smiling shyly when he was a freshman in high school, and the way he was every step of the way on the court but he missed every shot......

Some innocent smiles are destined to be dusted from the moment they are moved, and the throbbing that makes them dusty should be called treasures or nightmares.