Text Chapter 592 Mengzi's strange blind date experience
"Another time I went on a blind date with a girl in the city, and I heard that it was introduced by an old colleague of Mengzi's father. They made an appointment to meet at the 'Ding Fu Club'. Xiao Peng said.
"Dingfu Society?" Pan Peiyu had a little doubt.
Xiao Peng said: "There is a high-end restaurant in our city, and the price is not cheap, so it would be good for the three of us to eat 5,000 yuan." ”
Pan Peiyu scratched his head: "Is this a blind date or slaughtering a fat sheep?
Xiao Peng shrugged: "The old man, his colleague said that the girl's family is in business." The economic conditions are very good. It's normal to go to a place like that. ”
Pan Peiyu nodded: "It's no wonder." Anyway, if you don't go to such a place, you don't deserve our identity, right?" After speaking, he took a sip of the red wine in the glass: "It's like we have to drink Romani Conti when we eat barbecue, this is enough identity!"
Yang Meng was barbecuing meat on the side, and when he heard this, he said sullenly: "Well, her family has a big business, and she runs a convenience supermarket at the gate of their community." ”
"Ahem, ahem, ahem. When Pan Peiyu heard Mengzi's words, he choked fiercely, what the hell?
Xiao Peng said: "When we arrived that day, we saw the old man's old colleague, that is, the matchmaker, and we waited there for more than half an hour before their family arrived. ”
"Their family?" Pan Peiyu was stunned.
Xiao Peng nodded: "Yes, what father, mother, aunt, uncle, uncle and the like, probably all the free ones at home are here." But the girl didn't come. ”
"Where did the girl go?" asked Pan Peiyu.
"It wasn't until we had arranged everything in the room that the girl showed up in the company of her sister. Xiao Peng said.
"Damn, this is a family to eat?" Pan Peiyu was dumbfounded.
Xiao Peng smiled: "You can't say that, if you see their dress at that time, it is a top detail, and if you don't know, you think you have dinner with Li Ka-shing." At the time, we didn't know that their family was running a supermarket, and we really thought they were doing big business when they dressed up! And in all fairness, the girl was really good-looking, so we met there. ”
"That girl didn't talk much the whole time, but her family, I went to it, and I didn't leave the word 'money' from beginning to end, what 'do you have a house in the city?' 'Are your parents in the city or in the county or in the countryside?' 'Do you have a car?' 'How much do you earn a month?' 'Why don't you go to take the civil service exam?' and so on. ”
Pan Peiyu raised his hand: "Brother Peng, wait a minute, doesn't that matchmaker know about Mengzi's situation?"
"Ahem, Mengzi's father is the kind of person who has meat in buns ------ is not on the folds. He just told his friends that Mengzi had partnered with someone to open a horse farm, and he didn't say anything else. Xiao Peng explained.
"Oh. Pan Peiyu nodded.
Xiao Peng continued: "I really couldn't stand it at the time, and I almost asked Mengzi to show them his bank passbook when I saw that posture, I thought that even if you are really Li Ka-shing, we Mengzi are not ashamed, right?"
As a result, this sentence poked the basket, and the scene directly became a criticism meeting, and the girl's mother pinched her waist with her hand, and almost pointed at my nose and sprayed, "What are you talking about? Can you cook? Now how many of our only daughters will learn to cook? Are we parents willing to let her cook? What age is it now? Do you think you still want your wife to serve men? My wife is going to hurt when she marries, not for marrying, my daughter is so beautiful, if she is willing to marry your friend, it will be his ancestral grave smoking! Even we don't want her to cook!Besides, you can hire a nanny! A man who can't afford a nanny won't marry his daughter!'"
Pan Peiyu was dumbfounded: "I。。。。。。 Damn, Brother Mengzi, your future mother-in-law is awesome!"
Yang Meng said angrily: "Your barbecue can't stop your mouth, right? You can't eat it? Tell me nonsense again, believe it or not, I'll throw you out? What a future mother-in-law, be careful that I pump you ten big mouths!"
After hearing this, Pan Peiyu pouted at Xiao Peng: "I'll go, Brother Mengzi is really hot! It seems that this incident hit him really hard, what happened later?"
Xiao Peng pointed at Yang Meng: "You listen to his nonsense, he won't be angry, what about this girl's ghost, I'll learn from you, the fierce man at that time was absolutely human, if you saw him at that time, you would doubt that you were denying the wrong person." ”
After speaking, Xiao Peng imitated Yang Meng's appearance and said: "At that time, Mengzi was like this, stood up with a smile on his face, and bowed to the old woman: 'Auntie, don't be angry, my friend is not very good at talking. Don't take it to heart, if there is something wrong with me, please bear with me. I completely agree with what you said, my own woman is used to hurt. Cooking or not cooking, it really doesn't matter too much'. ”
Pan Peiyu looked at Xiao Peng, who was imitating Mengzi's speech there, with a puzzled expression: "Brother Peng, aren't you kidding me? This is what Mengzi said? Are you sure he didn't put the plate on his face at that time? Ah! Brother Mengzi! I was wrong! Ah~~~~~ I was really wrong!"
Xiao Peng looked at Pan Peiyu, who was ravaged by Yang Meng, and said: "At that time, the old woman listened to Mengzi's words, which was called a use, and then began to watch Yang Meng's performance, he said this: 'Auntie, my father is a county hukou, and my hukou is not from the urban area. ’。 The old lady was not happy when she heard this: 'You are not urban hukou?, then don't talk about it, it's not appropriate.' Lao Li, didn't you say that this Xiao Yang's economic conditions are good? Why is he still a county town hukou?'Oh, Lao Li is the old colleague of Mengzi's father. ”
Xiao Peng picked up the wine glass and moistened his throat, and continued: "Lao Li was also anxious, and said, 'Lao Yang told me that his son is doing business in partnership with someone in Kyoto, and the economy must be good'." As a result, the old lady pouted: 'The economic conditions are good, and now you are still a county hukou? No, don't say anything, if it's not suitable, it's not suitable.' ”
"Mengzi spoke at that time: 'Auntie, if you really say that it is inappropriate, then I can't help it, then let's forget it'. The old lady said at the time, 'This is definitely not appropriate!, my daughter, don't even think about it!', Mengzi was not angry, and nodded at the old lady: "But I still want to explain, it's like this, recently I bought two houses in the city, a sea view top duplex, about 160 square meters, and a set of outlets, you may not know, my father likes to practice martial arts, and has always wanted to open his own martial arts gym, so I plan to build a martial arts hall in that online store room, so that my father can also have fun in his old age." It's no problem to bring my father's hukou over,'"
At that time, the old lady was dumbfounded when she heard Yang Meng's words, and wanted to say something, but Mengzi waved her hand and continued, 'You ask me why I don't take the civil service exam, I don't like to study very much, so even if I can't pass the exam, and even if I get a full score, I can't be a civil servant. ’”
Hearing what the fierce son said, the old woman hurriedly asked why. As a result, Mengzi took his passport and said, "I am a Tesha nationality, so I can't apply for the city hukou you requested." Lao Pan, didn't you see the expressions of their family, tsk, it's wonderful!"
The old lady took Mengzi's passport and turned it over and over again, as if she could understand it, and finally she returned the passport to Mengzi, and changed the two people who were not suitable for the two people mentioned above, and the two people who began to talk about it again were very suitable, so that Mengzi and her daughter could develop well. ”
"Don't you know that the old lady, the more she talked, the more excited she became, so she directly dragged the fierce son and her daughter to register their marriage, and even thought about where the two of them went for their honeymoon and where to hold a banquet, oh, the old lady also has a very classic sentence: 'The diamond ring must be more than five carats, so as to reflect the depth of love.'" "To be honest, I was stunned, the five-carat diamond ring is almost a million, this is a daughter who sells at a clear price!"
Pan Peiyu pouted after hearing this: "It's more than a million, marry this girl?
Xiao Peng nodded: "Who said it wasn't? Later, the two of us paid the bill and left." Damn, a meal cost more than 10,000 yuan, it's not that I feel sorry for the money, the key is that the two of us didn't eat anything, their family is really good at eating! As a result, when I heard the price, those who forgot to bring their wallets and suddenly wanted to go to the toilet came out, for fear that they would have to pay for it. ”
Yang Meng brought the freshly roasted meat: "The most ridiculous thing is that after the two of us drove away, Uncle Li let their family be entangled, and I had to ask Uncle Li to take them to my house to see, and my Uncle Li was also annoyed and had no choice, so he told us the truth, that girl's parents got married late, and she was only in her thirties, so she grew up as a baby since she was a child, and she didn't need children to do anything. Her family's conditions are actually very ordinary, and if she wants to change, she can only rely on her to marry a large amount of money, otherwise, with her salary and her parents, when will she be able to afford a car and a house? If she marries a man with a lot of money, she will be able to live a good life quickly, and when she has money, her parents will naturally be rich, right?"
Pan Peiyu was stunned after hearing this: "What's wrong with people now?
Xiao Peng said: "Actually, it can't be said that they are wrong, everyone who is dissatisfied with their lives will find a way to change their lives, and what they do is just to change their lives." ”
Pan Peiyu was stunned: "Damn, Brother Peng, don't tell me that you accept such a woman!"
Xiao Peng shrugged: "It's understandable that doesn't mean I can accept it, I don't want to find a mother to serve me." ”
Pan Peiyu said: "Brother Mengzi, since you don't agree, just say no to them, what nonsense are you talking to her?"
Yang Meng smiled bitterly: "Lao Pan, you underestimate their family's determination, they pester Uncle Li every day, I have to ask Uncle Li to take them to meet my father, and I want to have a good talk with my father." ”
Pan Peiyu said: "Then you didn't tell your father about the situation over there? Telling your father to marry such a daughter-in-law is the same as marrying a mother back home." ”
Yang Meng sighed: "In my father's eyes, as long as it's not a Yanmar, let alone marrying a mother and going back, he's willing to marry a grandmother!
Pan Peiyu scratched his head: "Brother Mengzi, what if! I mean just in case! You really went out to play, and when you come back, you find that you should call that girl Mom? Hold the grass, Brother Mengzi, spare me, I don't dare! Brother Peng, help!"
Xiao Peng took a sip of red wine: "You deserve it!"