Ordinary people live a life, indispensable pots and pans touch pans, short trivial things in the family, brushing pots and washing dishes after three meals a day is also a routine thing, but this matter is a bit unusual to rest on the emperor of the Northern Wei Dynasty, the king of a country is obsessed with brushing dishes, the key is that His Majesty the emperor has also killed the world's first Taiwanese feudal domain and the first Confucian Buddha with the first muscles, bones, bones, and physique, once a ruthless character of the Huns, how can he like to brush dishes.

Chen Daikun was surprised: "Some emperors like beauties, some emperors like wealth, some like to build a lot of buildings, and some are even stranger like carpenters or business, our majesty likes to wash dishes, Xiguan, don't you think it's strange?"

Hong Xiguan said with a smile: "If it were other people, I would also feel strange, but if it was our Majesty, it would not be strange at all." ”

Zeng Xiangcai also became interested, and straightened his waist: "Xiguan, tell me what special hobbies Your Majesty has, it is rumored in Tai'an City that Your Majesty will be fortunate to have a little palace maid every month, and the little palace maid will be sent out of the palace the next day, is this true?"

Gossip is deeply buried in people's blood, and no matter how young or old, everyone has a gossip heart.

Hong Xiguan shook his head: "This thing is fake, Your Majesty is not close to women, let alone greedy for women, but Your Majesty may be a little ...... sometimes." Small-bellied chicken intestines, love to hold grudges, you can be careful. If you offend Your Majesty, you won't lose your head, Your Majesty will think of something to make you uncomfortable. ”

After patrolling, Xiong Tuwei turned over and dismounted, threw the sword and crossbow in his hand to the soldiers beside him, walked to the bonfire and sat down: "What are you talking about again, so happy, and talk to Lao Xiong." ”

After listening to His Majesty the Emperor washing the dishes in the camp, Xiong Tuwei finally couldn't suppress his temper, snorted heavily, and was heartbroken: "What Lao Shizi, I like to brush the dishes so much, my Da Wei's face!" He didn't like people who were too petty and childish, not happy, not happy, and sighed: "This is the disadvantage of reading too much, and the brain sometimes thinks crankily and does something that only women do." ”

Chen Daikun, who usually likes to quarrel with the fiery general, said: "Old Xiong, isn't your younger brother in your hometown also studying? What is it called, Xiong Dengke? Since reading is so bad, why don't you resolutely refuse to let him come to Zhenxi Army, but instead study hard at home?"

Xiong Tuwei opened his mouth and said: "You only know one of them, you don't know the other, read the book just right, people are not pedantic, and it is best to be sensible." My old bear is saying something that shouldn't be said here, everyone is a brother, don't spread it. Our Majesty is a little too ...... Mother, my old bear doesn't like it, you see tonight, a roast leg of lamb was eaten by him in a trick, tsk, that fine energy, my old bear can't help but slap his ears twice......"

I don't know when, Li Yuanhao has walked out of the big tent, came to Xiong Tuwei's back, bent down and stretched out his head, smiled and listened to Xiong Tuwei's evaluation of himself, the rest of the people straightened up, just wanted to get up and salute, Li Yuanhao waved his hand, signaling everyone not to move, I want to listen to you, the famous and fiery general of the Zhenxi Army, how to "belittle" me!

Yang Kaifeng blinked his eyes and hinted to Xiong Tuwei not to say any more, Xiong Tuwei didn't care, and sighed: "Old Yang, how did you become the same as Your Majesty, charming and flattering, and still flattering me at Lao Xiong, my old Xiong is a serious child of a serious family, not the same as you." ”

"Throw your grandmother's legs, Lao Tzu is squinted by the wind and sand. Yang Kaifeng scolded, the dog bites Lu Dongbin, you don't know the hearts of good people, you deserve to die.

Xiong Tuwei laughed: "Lao Yang is also very powerful when he scolds people, by the way, where did he just go, oh, by the way, when it comes to His Majesty's softness, there is no masculinity at all, like a little girl......"

Li Yuanhao's smile became deeper and deeper, thicker and thicker, so thick and viscous that it couldn't be dissolved, as if it was about to blend into the night.

Hong Xiguan couldn't stand it anymore, and coughed twice: "Old Xiong, Your Majesty also has advantages, you can also list one or two." ”

Xiong Tuwei patted his thigh and snapped: "Xiguan, aren't you embarrassed by Old Xiong, I don't see the merits of His Majesty, why don't you say one or two?"

Hong Xiguan hurriedly played the round, at least first eliminated the terrible smile on His Majesty's face: "Your Majesty has many advantages, the first ......"

"Okay!" Xiong Tuwei interrupted Hong Xiguan: "Old Xiong doesn't embarrass you, looking back, Your Majesty also has many advantages, such as being handsome, no shelf, being kind and kind, and worthy of the title of the first beauty in the world." Your Majesty is also dedicated to the country, loves the people like a son, is kind like a stream, and has made a thousand years of achievements, and is a famous monarch through the ages, what Qin Emperor Han Wu, Tang Ancestor Song Zong, all inferior to Your Majesty......"

When General Huo knew that His Majesty the Emperor was behind him, he reacted quickly, hurriedly changed his tone, and said the idiom he knew, praising His Majesty the Emperor as a flower.

Slowly getting up, Xiong Tuwei said: "Your Majesty still has many advantages, Lao Xiong will talk about this first, you continue to chat, if you meet Your Majesty, you must convey Lao Xiong's admiration." "As soon as the man slipped away from the smoke, he disappeared without a trace, and ran faster than a rabbit.

Li Yuanhao smiled and looked at Xiong Tuwei, who had long since disappeared: "It is worthy of being a brother of the Zhenxi Army who shares the weal and bene, and he actually passed on the matter that I was already present to General Xiong without knowing it, I didn't even see the tricks, yes, yes!"

After speaking, Li Yuanhao left lightly, his steps were gentle, but he hated it so much in his heart, he dared to say bad things about me behind his back, sooner or later one day he would make you look good, Xiong Tuwei, I remember you.

Chen Daikun wiped the sweat from his brows, he and Xiong Tuwei had a code, and through the code, he told the hot general, Your Majesty is behind you.

Zeng Xiangcai patted Chen Daikun on the shoulder: "Old Chen, you are dangerous, don't forget, Xiguan's advice." ”

Chen Daikun's face changed greatly, Hong Xiguan said that His Majesty was stingy and held grudges, if His Majesty punished Lao Xiong, ask who gave him the code, with Lao Xiong's speed of recognizing the bear, he would immediately confess himself, thinking of this, sweat flowed down his face, and General Zuo said with a crying voice: "Now that you are guilty of pleading guilty, will Your Majesty give a lenient treatment?"

With a bang, the sky suddenly lit up with a dazzling light, which was even more brilliant than the fireworks blooming, and everyone's faces tightened, and they all looked at the place where the bright light rose into the sky, in the southwest of the Zhenxi Army, the best position for the Western Chu army to raid.

Hong Xiguan's figure swept and swept towards that place, Yang Kaifeng, Chen Daikun and Zeng Xiangcai were only one step behind, and they also rushed in that direction.

A black shadow came first, faster than the three of them, more than three people in the blink of an eye, and walked side by side with Hong Xiguan.

"It's so fast!" The three of them shouted in unison, seeing the person clearly, Zeng Xiangcai, who had cultivated to the highest level and had already crossed the ninth grade, sighed: "Your Majesty's cultivation is genuine, and the four of us are not opponents when we tie them up." ”