The white clouds pass through the green forest, and the smoke and scenery of the four mountains are blue;

On a sunny day, the wind is warm, and the country road is leisurely.

On the long country road, two figures slowly walked forward one after the other.

The person who walked forward, with his hands around his chest, looked solemn, a pair of upside-down white eyes were fierce, and his brows were frowned, as if he was thinking about some major life event.

The person who walked behind, with a thin figure, a long body, a sallow complexion, a pair of long eyelashes drooping slightly, raised his eyes from time to time to look at the back in front of him, and was silent.

It was Hao Se and Corpse Tianqing who set off again after making bold speeches.

Suddenly, Hao Se, who was moving forward, stopped suddenly, turned his head to stare at the corpse Tianqing behind him, his eyebrows were furrowed, and he said with a straight face: "Brother corpse, you didn't see anything in the morning!"

Corpse Tianqing's footsteps stopped, and he raised his eyes to look at Hao Se with a puzzled expression.

"Well, I mean-" Hao Se turned his head uncomfortably and scratched his face, "You didn't see Lao Tzu crying in the morning with a handful of snot and tears or something......"

Corpse Tianqing's eyes were round.

"No, no, no! Lao Tzu didn't cry! Lao Tzu never cried! Lao Tzu will be a big man who will stand up to the sky and cry ghosts and gods in the future, and he will never do such a tasteless thing as crying nose!"

Hao Se glared at the corpse Tianqing viciously, a face full of black and gray, two red dead fish eyes and a red nose, which was called a standing out.

Corpse Tianqing's eyelashes drooped, covered his mouth with his fist, and cleared his throat: "Yes, Hao Se didn't cry." ”

"Very good!" Hao Se clenched his fists, nodded in satisfaction, turned around, straightened his chest, and continued on his way.

Corpse Tianqing shook his head lightly, and then followed: "Hao Se, where is this going-"

"Ahhhh

The corpse Tianqing was stunned: "Hao Se said that it doesn't matter." ”

Hao Se snapped his hands together, raised his head high, and made a gesture of burning incense and worshiping the Buddha: "Please, brother corpse, can you not always call Lao Tzu's name by name!"

Corpse Tianqing's eyes widened again.

"Being screamed by such an earth-shattering beauty as Brother Corpse, Lao Tzu is under a lot of pressure!"

Corpse Tianqing's eyelids moved, and a look of bewilderment appeared on his sallow face: "That...... How should Tianqing call Engong?!"

"Replace it!" exclaimed.

Corpse Tianqing looked embarrassed, frowned and thought for a long time before hesitating: "...... Brother Hao?"

"Good breasts" your sister!

You are "good breasts", your whole family is "good breasts"!

Hao Se immediately exploded, and the dead fish eyes shot the corpse in a hurry.

Corpse brother, you shouted "good breasts" to a girl who was about equal to the "airport", are you laughing, laughing, laughing, or laughing?!

The corpse Tianqing's long eyelashes flickered, his brows frowned slightly, and he seemed to be very confused by Hao Se's angry reaction after hearing the title "Brother Hao".

On the dusty country road, the two of them were so angry, and the other looked at each other innocently for a long time.

In the end, Hao Se couldn't resist the attack of Corpse Tianqing's "beautiful eyes" and was defeated, scratched his hair with a look of chagrin, and continued to move forward with a huff.

"Forget it, you can call it whatever you like, corpse brother, you can't blame the society for the so-called misery, and you can't rely on your parents to blame it......"

"Arthur—"

Suddenly, there was a soft call from behind, as gentle as the bright moonlight sweeping across the willows.

Hao Se paused and slowly turned back.

The breeze rises in the morning light, the corpse is fluttering, and the hair is dancing, showing thrushes, like springs, and the eyes are faint and clear.

"Tianqing calls Engong - 'Arthur', okay?"

The warm sun temperature quietly stained his cheeks, Hao Se scratched his face, looked at the corpse Tianqing in a daze, and smirked: "Hehe...... Arthur, it's good, it's good, hey, hey, hey, hey......"

Corpse Tianqing looked at Hao Se's smiling face, the corners of his mouth were slightly hooked, and in an instant, the light of the Qiankun Xia moved, and the flowers were fragrant and cloudy, as beautiful as a crown of jade.

Hao Se maintained a smirking posture and was stunned for a moment, suddenly his eyelids twitched, he took a deep breath, and pulled the corpse Tianqing to the side of the road, and said with a straight face: "Brother corpse, Lao Tzu has found a very fatal problem!"

"What's the matter?" Corpse Tianqing frowned and asked in a dumb voice.

"It's your appearance, brother corpse!" Hao Se exclaimed, "If you go to the rivers and lakes with Lao Tzu with this face, with the current strength of the two of us, it will be the rhythm of being molested and robbed by the bully prince playboy demon sect demon in the street every minute!"

As soon as these words came out, Corpse Tianqing's eyes darkened, and the whole person couldn't help but fall silent.

"So, Lao Tzu has thought of a peerless good way!" Hao Se rubbed and pulled out the firewood knife from his back, a pair of dead fish eyes reflected the cold knife light, and pulled out a sneer, "I will definitely be able to strangle this hidden danger in the cradle!"

As he spoke, the firewood knife in his hand gestured in front of the corpse's clear face.

Corpse Tianqing looked at Hao Se quietly, the silver light in his eyes flashed, and he fixed his head: "Okay." ”

After speaking, he closed his eyes slightly, looking like he was at home.

"Okay! it's a man!" Hao Se praised loudly, holding the firewood knife high in one hand, and grabbing the hair of the corpse Tianqing with the other hand, suddenly, the knife fell in his hand, and the cold blade slashed fiercely in front of the corpse Tianqing's eyes.

The corpse Tianqing only felt that the cold wind in front of his forehead swept away, and when he heard a snort, there was no movement, and the expected pain did not happen.

"Hmph, Lao Tzu's craftsmanship has not regressed. Hao Se's smug voice came to his ears.

Corpse Tianqing slowly opened his eyes and looked at Hao Se with a look of surprise.

"What's the matter?" Hao Se erected the blade of the firewood knife, his eyes lit up and looked at his masterpiece, "Lao Tzu, this is a family heirloom that has helped countless girls trim their bangs and practice thousands of years of laughter and pride in the hairdressing industry, look at this bangs, neat, heavy, beautiful, and generous! Not only can you properly cover your eyes with the corpse brother, but also highlight the fashion trend of postmodernism, and it will definitely be the representative work of the fashion industry of the Ming Dynasty!"

Corpse Tianqing slowly raised his hand and touched his forehead, and sure enough, at the level of his eyebrows, there was a thick bang.

The arm slowly moved down, and the sallow fingers clenched where Hao Se couldn't see.

"Brother corpse, don't worry, this shape is only temporary!" Hao Se pinned the chai knife to his back, put his arm around the corpse Tianqing's shoulder, stretched out his arm, and pointed to the country: "When we develop in the future, Lao Tzu will definitely dress up the corpse brother you beautifully, and dress Lao Tzu handsome, you will definitely be able to amaze the Quartet, handsome and handsome, and when the time comes, the two of us will definitely become CEOs in minutes to win and marry Bai Fumei to the pinnacle of life, ohhahahahaha-"

In the midst of demonic laughter, Corpse Tianqing touched the bangs on his forehead, glanced at Hao Se's excited smile, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise slightly.

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Smell the color like brocade grass waves, and the wind turns willow flower balls;

The city stone is majestic and peaceful, and the pedestrians are busy.

Hao Se crossed his hands on his hips, stood outside the towering city wall, looked up at the word "Le'an" engraved on the stone plaque at the head of the city, and nodded frequently:

"Le'an - that's a good name, Anle and Peace, it's definitely a good place. ”

Corpse Tianqing stood beside Hao Se, also looking up, his eyes trembling slightly.

"Brother corpse, look, this is the www.biquge.info of our career!" Hao Se wrapped his arms around the shoulders of the corpse Tianqing, and said with great momentum, "When we enter the county seat, let's have a good meal first, and then pick one to take a hot bath in a five-star hotel, and sleep with him ......in the dark."

In Hao Se's bold words, the corpse's clear eyes moved around the city gate, but when he saw that the pedestrians around him were looking at Hao Se and himself with a look of surprise, he pointed:

"Yo, do you hear that? This little flower child is not big, and his tone is not small!"

"Look at his clothes, didn't he crawl out of a mound?"

"What are you doing with two people named Hanako, he's just bragging and having a good time. ”

"Look at the kid next to him, hey, that face, it's as yellow as bitter gall, and I don't know how long I've been hungry. ”

"Alas, the world is no longer working......"

"These two children are really pitiful......"

"Ding!"

Two copper plates were thrown in front of Hao Se and Corpse Tianqing.

Hao Se twitched his face and looked at the aunt who threw the copper plate.

The aunt looked sympathetic: "Child, hurry up and go to the city to buy a steamed bun to eat, look at this crazy talker, they are hungry and stupid." ”

After that, he shook his head and hurried away.

Hauser: "......"

Corpse Tianqing: "......"

A small gust of wind swished through Hao Se and the corpse Tianqing's stiff figures.

"Corpse brother!" Hao Se squatted down suddenly, grabbed the copper plate in his hand with lightning speed, looked around with a vigilant face, beckoned to the corpse Tianqing, and ran to the shadow of the city wall.

The corpse Tianqing looked uncertain, and hurriedly ran to the wall with Hao Se.

"Arthur, what's wrong?"

"Something is wrong!" said Hao Se with a nervous expression.

"What?!" Corpse Tianqing's expression tightened, his whole body tensed, and his eyes looked around.

Hao Se dragged the corpse Tianqing: "It's a major event in people's livelihood!"

"People's livelihood?"

Hao Se nodded with a solemn expression: "Brother corpse, do you have money on you—that, do you have silver?"

Corpse Tianqing: "......"

"Lao Tzu knows that you don't!" Hao Se slapped his thigh, "It's strange if you have silver!" Lao Tzu rummaged through the village, and as a result, everything was burned clean by a fire, not to mention silver, not even a single hair!"

Corpse Tianqing blinked, took a light breath, and his tense body relaxed.

"So Brother Corpse, now, our plans are about to make a small adjustment!" Hao Se said with a deep face.

"Tianqing listened to Arthur. "The corpse is upright.

"Okay!" Hao Se hammered his palm, "The so-called road must be taken step by step, the meal must be eaten one bite at a time, and become the high-end goal of the CEO to win and marry Bai Fumei, let's put it aside first, and set an emergency goal first! That is——"

Hao Se raised his arm and took a deep breath: "Self-reliance, make money to eat!"

"Good. Corpse Tianqing nodded his head with a fixed face, as if he had really received some important instructions.

"So--Brother Corpse, it's all up to you!" Hao Se solemnly patted Corpse Tianqing's shoulder.

"Me?"

"That's right!" Hao Se slapped on the corpse Tianqing's shoulder, "Corpse brother, your kung fu is so powerful, of course it depends on you!"

The corpse Tianqing's long eyelashes drooped slightly, and his voice was low: "It's just that my internal strength has been lost, and I'm afraid that I can only be the lowest dart master......"

"Dart master, what kind of dart master are you doing?!" Hao Se glared at the dead fish, and glared at the corpse Tianqing with a look of hatred, "How can someone like the corpse brother do such a promising job as a dart master?!"

Corpse Tianqing's eyes widened, and he looked straight at Hao Se.

But seeing Hao Seluo standing up suddenly, he smiled proudly at the corpse Tianqing, and the dead fish eyes looked into the distance, and his face was full of light: "Lao Tzu has already thought about it, we are talents like once in a century, of course, we must choose the path of self-employment!"

"Entrepreneurial ......" corpse Tianqing looked puzzled.

"Simple! With your skill and Lao Tzu's eloquence, that is to live a golden and splendid road in front of you!

Arthur ...... You said...... What is it......" Corpse Tianqing suddenly had a feeling that it was not very good.

"Naturally—" Hao Se pressed the corpse Tianqing's shoulder, the dead fish's eyes lit up, and he grinned, "Street performers!"

Corpse Tianqing's eyes suddenly tightened, and his whole body stiffened.